Chapter 27: I'm Going to Hang Out

Gao Feng entered the Tulou Town Police Station and was stopped, and the person who stopped him was none other than the doorman Uncle Li, who was dragging Gao Feng's clothes and wouldn't let him go.

"Hehe, Uncle Li, didn't I say hello to you just now, I waved such a big hand to you, didn't you see it, not to mention that we have such a good relationship, we don't have to say hello!"

Gao Feng smiled almost evilly at Uncle Li, and Uncle Li glared at the old eyes: "Go, go to the ball, who has a good relationship with you, your waving hand doesn't work, we are a police station, not your vegetable garden, you can come in as you want, not to mention that my old Li Tou is guarding here, that is, a husband should be closed, without the permission of my old Li Tou, that is, a fly and mosquito don't want to fly in." ”

Gao Feng smiled again: "Hehe, Uncle Li, I know that you are powerful, you are the two gods of Qin Qiong and Wei Chigong of the Tang Dynasty, with you guarding here, don't think about the mosquitoes and flies going to the police station, but I'm not a fly and mosquito, I'm a handsome guy, I'm also in now, you raise your hand, let's not take an example." ”

Gao Feng was smiling, but the doorman Uncle Li pulled his face up, and his head shook like a rattle: "No, it just doesn't work." ”

Gao Feng said, "Uncle Li, what do you have to do?"

Uncle Li's two old eyes glared again: "Hmph, is your kid really pretending or pretending, you kid haven't heard of it, the yamen is open, don't come in if you have reason or money, if you want to enter the police station, it's relatively simple, you give me a pack of cigarettes for two yuan and five, and I'll let you go." ”

Gao Feng was happy when he heard it: "Haha, Uncle Li, how much should I want, isn't it just a pack of two yuan and five cigarettes, I will give you five yuan now, and I will give you two packs of cigarettes." ”

Gao Feng thought to himself, this is the way this year, the king of Hades is so troublesome to mess with the little ghost, an old man who guards the door of the police station, he wants to blackmail you for a pack of cigarettes.

Gao Feng took out a five-yuan bill from his pocket and stuffed it into the hand of the doorman Old Man Li, but the old man Li pushed it away, and at the same time became very unhappy: "Boy, what kind of person are you, I am not a corrupt official who takes bribes, I don't want your money, if I accept your money, it will be a bribe, then the nature is different, then I have to lose my job, take your money back, I don't want money, I just need a pack of cigarettes for two yuan and five." ”

Old man Li didn't want money, as long as cigarettes, Gao Feng scratched his head: "Uncle Li, but I don't smoke, and I don't bring cigarettes, you just accept the five yuan, even if it is two packs of cigarettes bought for you, this is definitely not a bribe, I can prove it." ”

Old man Li shook his head: "No, I don't want money, I just want cigarettes, don't think about leaving if you don't give me a pack of cigarettes." ”

This doorman, Old Man Li, is very stubborn, he only recognizes cigarettes but not money, and the two of them are still deadlocked there.

At this moment, a person passed by, and Gao Feng hurriedly asked the man for help, and he shouted loudly: "Director Shi, Director Shi, come and do me a favor, Uncle Li won't let me go, Director Shi help me, I'm looking for you." ”

The person who Gao Feng shouted was Shi Xinyu, the director of the Tulou Town Police Station, Gao Feng first reported to the Crescent Group project, and they had a deal, and the people in the police station were all played by this kid, Director Shi Xinyu still remembers it, Gao Feng, this kid is turned into a pile of cow dung, and he can't forget it.

As soon as Shi Xinyu heard Gao Feng shouting at him in his throat and calling him "Dead Director", he wrung his brows high, and said very unceremoniously: "You kid, what are you doing at the police station, and you are still shouting so loudly in the yard with a broken donkey's voice, I have a grudge against your kid in my first eight lives." ”

Gao Feng smiled: "Hehe, Director Shi, I'll come to the police station to hang out, Director Shi, I call you Director Shi, not call you Director Die, you misunderstood, and you can't blame me for this, who let you have this surname, I'll give you a JianyΓ¬, you have a surname, how nice it is to be called Director Gao." ”

Gao Feng Jiao'er joked with Shi Xinyu in a respectful manner, and Shi Xinyu's eyes glared at him: "Boy, you, the hair hasn't grown yet, it's not big or small with me, be careful that I cut your mouth and stuff the meat buns into your mouth." ”

Gao Feng said: "Haha, Director Shi, then I won't joke with you, you hurry up and save me, Uncle Li, he asked me for a pack of two yuan and five cigarettes, but I didn't bring cigarettes, I gave him five yuan, and he didn't want to die, Director Shi, I borrowed a pack of cigarettes from you, and I will return it to you later." ”

Shi Xinyu was happy when he heard it: "Boy, I can't help with this, Uncle Li, but I am a very principled person, I have cigarettes, yes, but my cigarettes, they are all cigarettes of more than 20 yuan, Uncle Li, he is not used to smoking well, he only recognizes cigarettes for two yuan and five, haha, boy, aren't you more capable, you can figure it out yourself!"

As he spoke, Shi Xinyu took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and shook it in front of Gao Feng, then left with a smile.

Gao Feng really couldn't do it, he went out of the police station and found a small shop to buy two packs of two five cigarettes and then returned, handed over the two packs of cigarettes to the doorman of the police station, Lao Li Tou, Lao Li Tou only took one pack of cigarettes, threw another pack of cigarettes back to Gao Feng, and told Comrade SΓΉ Gao Feng, enter the door with a pack of cigarettes, go out with a pack of cigarettes, and give another pack of cigarettes when you go out.

I've seen stubborn people, but I've never seen such stubborn people, and seeing Uncle Li, the doorman of this police station, finally opened Comrade Gaofeng's eyes.

The police station is a two-story building, and Gao Feng jumped up and down upstairs, but he didn't find the person he wanted to thank for inviting people to eat rice noodles, and finally he jumped into the office of Director Shi Xinyu, and before he could sit down with a big grin, Shi Xinyu sprayed him.

"Boy, you're a dog who can't change eating, you're jumping back and forth with us, like a thief stepping on a point, are you planning to act at night, are you kid aiming at anything good, are you going to steal our boiler, or do you want to steal a few of our pots of flowers?"

Gao Feng bared his teeth: "Hehe, Director Shi, I took a look, your police station is not Qingshui Yamen, there are really a lot of good things, just the pair of big blue and white porcelain porcelain vases at the door are worth a lot of money, and the two pots of flowers in front of the toilet door, which are also very expensive flowers, if I start, I can really make a pot." ”

Shi Xinyu said: "Boy, don't call me Director Shi, as if I bullied you more, just call me Director, you don't need to bring that historical character, and I really can't see it, you kid is really knowledgeable, you are proficient in porcelain vases and flowers, and it is really overkill to let you work as a material clerk."

However, you kid is not here today just to hang out the door, and not just to target my flowers and bottles, are you aiming at someone, right?"

As soon as Shi Xinyu's words turned, Gao Feng said twice: "Director, you are really sharp-eyed, I haven't raised my ass yet, you know what kind of fart I'm going to make, you really guessed right, I just came to find that someone, why didn't I see this person?"

Shi Xinyu said: "Boy, you should speak civilly, what kind of ass is farting, who wants to see your ass." However, let's sue you, your kid's luck is really good, the person you're looking for, she's been inviting for a few days, and she's not here. ”

Gao Feng said: "Ah, why didn't she say hello to me when she asked for leave, what did she ask for leave, and asked for a few days, what did she do!"

Gao Feng looked surprised, Shi Xinyu looked at him: "Yo, boy, do you think you are her leader, you are her director, you are her boyfriend, she has to say hello to you when she asks for leave, does she have to report to you what she is doing?"

Gao Feng smirked twice: "Hehe, director, that's not, you are her leader, you are her director, you are not her boyfriend, I am not her boyfriend, she doesn't need to report to me."

However, Director, I came today to thank her, two days ago, she helped me a lot, I just want to have time today to invite her to eat a bowl of rice noodles, to express my gratitude. ”

Shi Xinyu sighed: "Oh, that's it, then you can go, isn't it just a bowl of rice noodles, people don't necessarily like to eat it, just save it for yourself to eat." ”

Shi Xinyu gave an eviction order, Gao Feng was embarrassed to stay any longer, turned around and walked out of the director's office, he just stepped out of the office door, Shi Xinyu called him again.

"Boy, see that you are still a talent, I advise you, you like other people, that's your right, but you have to measure your identity, now this society pays attention to the right person, she is not an ordinary girl, his father is a high-ranking official.

Boy, I want to say two more things to you, she is indeed a beautiful girl, and a girl who is loved by everyone, but she already has a boyfriend, and she asked for leave this time, which is to meet her boyfriend's parents.

Boy, do you know what it means to be dead, what I advise you today is to make you die, as long as you die as soon as possible, you can still be saved, don't hang yourself on a tree, then it will not be a dead heart, it will be a dead man. ”

Shi Xinyu suddenly said a lot, and Gao Feng smirked: "Hehe, Director Shi, what are you talking about, why can't I understand it." ”

Shi Xinyu pointed with his hand and said angrily: "Boy, get out, you pretend to be a little more like, look at how obvious the word disappointment is written on your face." ”

"Yes, do I have the word disappointment written on my face, it can't be!"

Gao Feng grunted downstairs and rode out of the gate of the police station, and the doorman Uncle Li stood at the door with his hands in his mouth behind him and shouted: "Boy, you still have a pack of cigarettes for me!"

"Uncle Li, let's go to the ball, my girlfriend is lost, how can I be in the mood to give you cigarettes!"

Gao Feng threw down a sentence, and the motorcycle flew away like flying.