"Pull it down, it's indispensable to spend money with the monkey, we don't know him yet?" Liu Yina stuffed the money into me.

The monkey came out in a comatose state and settled down in the ward. I also infused anti-inflammatory drugs.

The doctor said that I would be hospitalized for observation of the day, I went to get the living utensils, and it was almost 11 o'clock after I was done, and the monkey was still unconscious, and the oxygen device on the wall was gurgling and bubbling. The food for the monkey was all cold, and it seemed that he would not be able to eat at night.

I was also a little hungry, so I took a xiaolongbao and ate it. Winter side garbage.

"You...... Enough...... ...... force" The monkey suddenly said intermittently, "No...... Allow...... Eat...... My business ...... West"

I jumped up: "You're awake?!"

The monkey's mouth was unresponsive, its eyes were tightly closed, and only the oxygen device on the wall gurgled and bubbled.

I guess it's a dream talk. I sighed and continued to eat my xiaolongbao.

"No...... Allow...... Eat ......" the monkey spat out three more words.

"I'm cǎo?!" I glared at the monkey. One worships holding xiaolongbao, and the other worships to pat him on the face.

There was no response.

I was shocked, I didn't expect the monkey to be able to protect food in a coma.

I had no choice but to stop eating, hoping that he would have a good rest and not keep worrying about it. The monkey didn't say anything more, so I rented a simple single bed and slept next to it, and the night passed in a daze.

Early the next morning. The monkey finally woke up and gobbled up the things. When I talked about last night, he didn't admit it at all, saying I was just farting.

I'm too lazy to bother with him.

After the monkey finished eating, he shouted that he wanted to be discharged from the hospital, and was later scolded by the doctor before he stopped. I said that you just live steadfastly, and you don't need to rush to find the prince to report the music, come and knock on the door. Monkey says fart. I haven't finished my mission today. I said then you don't want to report the fun? The monkey said report, you must report, I'll tell you someone, you go to him and say that I was stabbed by a big cat.

I asked who to look for, and the monkey said Huang Jie in class 2, you go to him, he should sleep in the dormitory, and then gave me the dormitory number. Only then did I know that the monkey also had a friend, and he asked me to find this person, and he must have called him to fight the prince together.

After settling the monkey, I went back to school and went into the dormitory that the monkey had said, and there was a man sleeping. I called him up, and he asked me who I was in a daze. I said I was a friend of the monkeys. The monkey told me to come to you.

When Huang Jie heard this, he directly lay down again.

"Ouch......" I patted him.

"I don't have any money, let him go to someone else!" Huang Jie was very impatient.

"No, the monkey told me to sue you that he was poked by the big cat. ”

"What?" Huang Jie sat up suddenly: "Who was stabbed?"

"The monkey was stabbed. ”

Huang Jie was even more anxious: "Who stabbed him?"

"I was poked by a big cat. ”

"Which big cat?"

"It's the prince's big cat today. ”

"Really?"

"Really. ”

Huang Jie was stunned, his face was incredible. I thought to myself, Peng Ran is a brother, and I am stupid when I hear that the monkey has been stabbed.

"He asked me to ......"

Before I finished my words, Huang Jie suddenly laughed, grinning with a mouth, as if he had committed a stupid disease, and laughed hehehe at first. Then it was giggling, then haha, as if it had happened to the happiest thing in the whole day.

This time it's my turn to be stupid, knowing that the monkey was so happy to be stabbed, this is obviously the same as the monkey is a happy person, why did the monkey let me run to tell him?

After laughing was not enough, Huang Jie jumped up from the bed, collapsed his slippers and danced in the dormitory, singing while dancing: "The vast world is my love, the green mountains and flowers are blooming, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying ......"

I watched him go crazy in the dormitory, and finally couldn't help it: "You're about the same, even if you have fun with the monkeys, there's no need to be like this!"

Huang Jie stopped and looked at me in surprise. I snorted, got up and left.

Huang Jie said, "What do you have to do with monkeys?"

"Brother!"

"He also has brothers?"

I said impatiently, "Yes, that's me!"

"Good. Huang Jie said: "You go to sue the monkey, I know, I'm waiting for him to report music together." ”

I was stunned: "You said you want to have fun with the monkeys?"

"Yes, we are also brothers, of course we have to have fun together. ”

"But you were happy to be like that just now......"

"Yes, I'm having fun, because I know it's a monkey knife on purpose. ”

I looked at Huang Jie in surprise, I couldn't understand it completely, my brain was in a state of panic.

"Why?"

"Unless the monkey does it on purpose, let's just stab the big cat with that waste?"

"I'm asking why monkeys are deliberately being stabbed. ”

"The monkey didn't sue you?"

"Nope. ”

Huang Jie pondered for a moment: "This question, it's better to let him sue you, right?"

"Okay. I knew he couldn't get an answer, and it would be better to go back and ask the monkey, so I turned and left.

"Hey, you wait. ”

"Huh?" I turned.

"Lend me five dollars, I haven't had breakfast yet." ”

“……”

What kind of person are you!

I threw down the five dollars and left the dorm in a huff. Now I believe that Monkey and Huang Jie are brothers, and I know why these two brothers are not together, you are enough for two poor ghosts to live together!

Because I looked for Huang Jie, I was more interested in why the monkey was deliberately knifed, so I rushed to the hospital and pounced in the ward, because the monkey was no longer there, and there was still half of the water in the hanging infusion bottle.

I called the nurse and asked someone, and the nurse was surprised and said, "Hey, this person is still there!"

"You are enough, if there are three doors and two shorts, see if I can find your hospital!" I pushed the nurse away and went outside to find someone.

There are no corridors, no toilets, no anywhere, and no one answers the phone. I was a little panicked, worried that the prince had come to the hospital to make up for the surgery, and ran around the street to look for it, and I really wanted to call the police at that time!

So I rushed to the Internet café, and as soon as I entered, I saw a monkey wearing a big headset cursing there.

"Are you Shanghainese stupid people who come up and give people heads? Oh, you're a northerner! You're even more stupid! You're freezing into icicles when you pee outside in winter! You can't hang a warm treasure on your balls!"

I rushed over and pulled his headset off.

The monkey was stunned for a long time: "Oh, Zuo Fei, you're here, sit down, sit down." ”

", what are you doing here without a hospital infusion?"

"I'll go back when I'm done. ”

"Is the task or the body important?" I was almost out of breath.

“…… All important. ”

"Monkey, it's time for you to change this unhealthy routine. You were stabbed yesterday and are still under hospital observation, so please pay attention to your health? Don't you still want to report music, so who can you talk to about it?"

The monkey hung his head and covered his face with both bows, looking like he was in a state of bitterness.

I exhaled, and I was finally moved by what I said, it seems that the monkey is not hopeless.

I tapped him on the shoulder, just about to speak.

"It's miserable to pit my teammates, and now you must be scolding me all in the fold, and even our province will become a fool......," Monkey Infinite said bitterly.

"......: "I've given up on treating him.

Five minutes later, I was sitting in front of my computer.

Since you can't change the world, you can only adapt to the world, who said this wise saying?

But I really don't like to play with the game, and after playing for a while, I feel itchy all over my body, so I go outside to smoke a cigarette. As soon as he took two steps forward, he saw Huang Jie standing in front of the bar and handing five yuan inside.

"Charge my membership. ”

I rushed over at once, angrily grabbing the five dollars: "You said you wanted breakfast!"

I recognized the five yuan, and when I bought preserved egg and lean porridge, I found it, and one of the corners was folded.

Huang Jie looked at me stunned.

Five minutes later, all three of us sat down in front of the computer.

Since you can't change the world, you can only adapt to the world.

Monkey and Huang Jie didn't say a word, they didn't say a word from the time they sat down, as if they were strangers. But once you start playing the game and twists and turns are surprisingly similar, you can scold the whole country in a while.

I added them to QQ, and set up a discussion group, in which I asked them how they were going to report the music.

There was no reply, and both of them were busy playing discounts and scolding the fools of the whole country.

Finally, I made it to noon, and I said, "Shall we go to dinner?"

The monkey said, "I'm not hungry." ”

Huang Jie said: "I'm not hungry. ”

"I pay for it. ”

The two stood up together: "Oh, I suddenly feel a little hungry." ”

Entering a braised noodle restaurant, both of them devoured it, as if they hadn't eaten for three days, and it seemed that they would not eat for three days after eating this meal. I knocked on the table: "Can you tell me why the monkey was deliberately stabbed now?"

"What about eating, what are you talking about all that useless?" said the monkey, slurring with a mouthful of noodles in his mouth.

"Okay, then I'll talk about it when I'm done. ”

The two of them finished eating at the same time, and stood up at the same time and walked out, as if the Internet café next to them was their own mother.

"Boss, I don't have any money. I said slowly.

"Hey......" The boss in the apron helped me stop them in their way.

The two of them had to come back again: "Zuo Fei, you can't talk and don't count." ”

"It's okay to let me pay for it, and make things clear first. ”

The monkey and Huang Jie glanced at each other.

The monkey said, "Half a year ago, I stabbed the big cat, you know?"

"You know, since then, they don't dare to ask for your business anymore, and they are respectful and polite to you. ”

"I made him stab him. Huang Jie said: "At that time, I shared a dormitory with him, but then I moved out, and I couldn't stand him borrowing money from me." ”

"Bah, you haven't borrowed it from me?"

"You've lent me a dime? You're enough to slam the door. ”

"Then you lent me a dime? You're not an iron rooster?"

Both of them widened their eyes, and their tones became more and more fierce, with the intention of fighting each other. R832