Li Xiaoming, the project production manager of Tulou Town, is more and more fond of raising turtles, he feels that raising turtles without anything is real, and he doesn't need to spend much energy on the turtles, as long as he gets a basin of water to send it away, or put it in the office and slip it wherever he wants, and he doesn't have to worry about causing any trouble at all.

Li Xiaoming felt that a turtle was too lonely, and the turtle was the same as a human, it also needed a companion, so that it could be accompanied by each other, Li Xiaoming bought another crocodile turtle and matched it with the original turtle.

Li Xiao looked at his pair of turtles, he didn't feel at ease, there are still a lot of people who raise turtles recently, several employees of the project department have raised turtles, their turtles are more expensive, some people have long been afraid that their turtles will be taken away, and they have to find a way to mark the turtles.

Li Xiaoming pondered for a while, he thought that he should engrave the words on the back of the turtle, the turtle shell is more hard and the lettering will not disappear after the lettering, Manager Li thought about what kind of words to engrave, so that the turtle will not be confused, Li Xiaoming thought for a long time, and felt that it was better to engrave his name on the back of the turtle, so that it was clear at a glance.

Manager Li said to do it, he found a carving knife on the back of the turtle carved the words, engraved Li Xiaoming three words, or with some italic characters, carved square, the font looks very beautiful, really into the shell three points, but also very generous, Li Xiao looked at the two turtles on the back of the lettering is very satisfied, that Li Xiaoming three words engraved on the back of the turtle, especially vigorous and powerful, than his usual signature on the daily text jiàn can be much more beautiful, this is also a satisfactory masterpiece.

Li Xiaoming paced back and forth in the office, touching his chin with his hand, and carefully examining the two turtles, he felt that the three words Li Xiaoming were engraved on the back of the turtle to look better, but he always felt that something was wrong, and he couldn't think of anything wrong for a while.

Manager Li frowned, pacing while chanting: "Li Xiaoming, Li Xiaoming, two turtles, turtles are also called Wang Ba, Li Xiaoming two turtles and two kings, Li Xiaoming is two turtles, Li Xiaoming is two kings and eight, I rely on it, I always feel that something is wrong, it is this wrong, how can I scold myself for being a king or two kings, I am really smart but being mistaken by being smart, I am such a smart person, I Li Xiaoming is such a smart person, and I also make such a low-level mistake!"

Li Xiaoming regretted it more and more, he couldn't engrave his name on the back of the two turtles, this is a bad ball, Li Xiaoming's three words are three points of human shell, and he can't destroy it if he wants to, unless he breaks these two turtles into pieces, but he can't bear these two turtles, he is very affectionate towards them, and he is a friend for one day and a friend for life!

Li Xiaoming frowned again and thought, should you add braille in front of or after Li Xiaoming's three words, for example, if it is not Li Xiaoming, it means that Wang Ba is not Li Xiaoming, or Li Xiaoming is not Wang Ba, Li Xiaoming feels that this is not appropriate, it is not that there are three hundred taels of silver here.

Li Xiaoming has a headache, and it is indeed a stupid way to engrave his name on the back of the turtle, so that some people will make fun of themselves when they see these two turtles, especially the project manager Wang Yongqiang will make fun of him with the turtle.

Li Xiaoming was at a loss and couldn't find a good way, and finally he slapped his thigh: "Damn, isn't it just that I engraved my name on the two turtles, what's the big deal, people have to let go, people have to laugh at themselves, I, Li Xiaoming, am two kings and eight kings, so what, can I die?"

Manager Li finally thought about it, he felt that he was just engraveing his name on Wang Ba's back, so there was nothing to drill the tip of the horns, maybe this turtle would be collected in the museum after a thousand years, and how many experts would study themselves, so that they would become precious cultural relics.

Li Xiaoming's thoughts were figured out at once, he was very relieved, he made himself a pot of special Mao Feng's tea, leaned on the boss's chair while rocking the boss's chair, while admiring the two crawling turtles, the words Li Xiaoming on the backs of the two turtles were also very conspicuous, and they were crawling around in Li Xiaoming's office leisurely with these three words, and crawled to the door of the office, stretching their long necks, as if greedily breathing fresh air.

Just as Li Xiaoming's two turtles crawled side by side to the door of the office and stretched out their necks, Li Xiaoming's office was pushed open, and the first to come in were two crutches, the heads of the two crutches were just pressed on the necks of Manager Li's two turtles, and the mouths of the two turtles opened naturally.

The scene of the necks of the two turtles being pressed by two crutches happened to be seen by Manager Li Xiaoming, who almost rolled off the boss's chair, came to the office door in pain, and pointed at the man with crutches with trembling fingers.

"Cow struggle, cow struggle, two kings and eight kings, two kings and eight ah!"

The person with crutches is really the Minister of Materials Niu Struggle, he exercised and played a word horse last time, and as a result, his two legs were played with an accident, and he has not been able to recover so far, although it is much better than before, the two legs can be brought together, but there is still no way to walk, he is on crutches.

Niu Struggle walked into Li Xiaoming's office on crutches, his own people were still standing outside the office, the weight of his whole body was almost pressed on the two crutches, Niu Struggle was an overweight person, more than 180 pounds, all pressed on the two crutches, that was enough for Li Xiaoming's two Wang Ba.

Niu Struggle has not entered the door, Manager Li pointed at himself and scolded Wang Ba, and two Wang Ba, Niu Struggle was a little unhappy, no matter how old he was, he was an old comrade, that age is older than you Li Xiaoming, when he was working, you Li Xiaoming might still wear open crotch pants, and Li Xiaoming's uncle was his old comrade-in-arms for many years, and when Li Xiaoming participated in the work, he didn't take care of him.

If you are reasonable, you Li Xiaoming also have to respect yourself, not to mention that you are injured again, how can you meet and scold me Wang Ba, Niu Struggle was very unhappy, he said to Li Xiaoming with a black face: "Manager Li, how can you treat me like this, I am an old comrade, I am still your person, I have never put old qualifications in front of you at all, I have always treated you as a leader, I just entered your office, why do you scold me Wang Ba, and two Wang Ba, what does this mean!"

Li Xiao saw that his two turtles were pressed by the two stainless steel crutches of Niu Struggle, and his mouth was opened to the maximum, looking like he couldn't catch his breath and was about to swallow.

The two turtles are worse than dead, Li Xiaoming is the feeling that life is worse than death, and this dead cow struggles like a big fool and doesn't realize it, Li Xiaoming is so angry that his liver hurts, he gritted his teeth and pointed at the cow to struggle, and pointed to the two painful turtles under his crutches, and scolded angrily.

"Cow struggle, cow struggle, Wang Ba, Wang Ba, you are fucking Wang Ba!"

Niu Struggle didn't expect it, Li Xiaoming not only didn't apologize, but scolded him more fiercely, Niu Struggle didn't understand what kind of nerves Li Xiaoming had, Niu Struggle was angry, he originally came to Li Xiaoming for something, it was for Xiong Erwei's matter, Xiong Erwei is Li Xiaoming's brother-in-law, that's for Li Xiaoming's good, he hasn't said it yet, he Li Xiaoming is like a shrew and scolds himself, this is too shameless to give himself face, I Niu Struggle didn't dig your ancestral grave, and I didn't steal your wife's, why do you scold me Wang Ba。

Niu Struggle is also a strong temper, Li Xiao pointed his nose and scolded him like this, he became angry, he was ruthless on crutches, ready to withdraw and go back:" Li Xiaoming, there is really you, I didn't dig your ancestral grave, nor did I steal your wife, why do you scold me Niu Struggle Wang Ba, you are too much of a thing, don't think that you are a broken production manager, you show off your might, you are a bully when I am a cow struggle, I can tell you Li Xiaoming, I have seen a lot of production managers, which one is not respectful to my cow struggle, how can there be a cow like you, Lao Tzu Niu struggle does not serve you, you like to scold whoever you bastard, scold whoever you like!"

Niu Zhan was about to pull away, but his crutches were even more ruthless this time, pressing the necks of Li Xiaoming's two turtles, as if they were about to break, and the two turtles screamed, and their mouths were open and they didn't move.

Li Xiaoming saw that his two turtles' mouths were open to the maximum, and the eyes of the four turtles were open to the maximum, and their bodies were motionless, Li Xiaoming completely lost his patience, sealed the neck of the cow's struggle, and roared angrily.

"Niu struggle, Niu struggle, you are blind, you don't see your two crutches pressing my two Wang Ba, I have told you several times, reminded you a few times, Wang Ba, Wang Ba, you bastard didn't understand, you are a pig brain, you are a pig!"

Li Xiaoming went crazy, Niu Struggle quickly lowered his head, he looked at the two turtles under the crutches, Niu Struggle was confused, he knew that Li Xiaoming fell in love with raising turtles during this time, he became a turtle like his life, if he killed its turtle, then Li Xiaoming had to kill me, no wonder Li Xiaoming roared so hard.

Niu Struggle removed the two crutches, and Niu Struggle found that Li Xiaoming's two turtle necks were almost flattened into a piece of paper, and they were already dying.

"Brother Wu, Brother Turtle, you can't die, you are the lifeblood of Manager Li, you have to hold on, once you have three long and two short, then my Niu Struggle will also follow you to the Elysium, two Brother Turtle, you are doing well, you must hold on, my Niu Struggle will give you artificial respiration, I will definitely save you!"