Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Self-Help Guide Comes Out

The next day, many people found out about this surprise as soon as they logged on to the entertainment forum.

said that the revision was revised, and it looks very good, and the setting of today's top ten and water list is really good.

Usually, everyone can't see what their daily reply volume is, but now that there is a water list, it is really clear at a glance, although it has to be in the top ten to be able to see it, but it has increased the motivation of parallel goods.

Come and see,, you're my big brother and you're the number one on the water list, and the number of replies is 378!

Oh my God, he didn't sleep, why did he reply to this multi-post.

The second person who knows my heart is only 234, and they can really water.

Let's take a look at today's top ten, "Have you been urged to marry today?" is the top ten, and then look at the post, it was sent by the eldest brother.

The big brother is going against the sky, this has just been revised, and it has won two firsts, and the system announcement has been suppressed.

You know, there are often many gods in the system announcements, and all kinds of UID top-notch, or high-level, have all been suppressed now, and I have to say that this post is on fire.

But it's true.,Seeing this title of urging marriage, I have the desire to reply.,Urging and urging.,It's annoying to urge marriage.。

Moreover, although the methods proposed in the article are very interesting, such as renting a girlfriend and renting a boyfriend home for the New Year, it is obviously unreliable, so it is better to find a classmate.

When older single young people meet the Spring Festival, how to save themselves!

Lao Tie, wise netizens, come up with an idea, it's useless to just complain.

At this time, everyone saw the latest post, but what the hell is this post in the sound area? What does this have to do with music?,It must be which has just entered the forum.,I don't know the rules of the sprout.,But everyone is still curious to click in.,Who made the theme of this post so close to everyone's psychology.。

[Theme]: Spring Festival self-help guide;

[Section]: Music space;

[Category]: Music mood;

[Poster]: Ye Yu.

"Spring Festival self-help guide.

Lyrics: Ye Yu;

Composer: Ye Yu;

Foreword: Forrest Gump said;

Life is like a piece of chocolate;

You never know what the next piece will taste like;

Like every time you come home;

Also completely unaware of your biological parents and various relatives;

What kind of exam questions will I give you?

This kind of expectation to meet but do not know the setting of the opposite trick;

We call it;

Schrödinger's Spring Festival. ”

That's it? What the hell is this preface?

Although I don't know who Forrest Gump is, although Forrest Gump makes a lot of sense, it really doesn't look like the lyrics of a song.

However, the latter paragraph does talk about their hearts, they want to go home for the New Year, and they also want to see their relatives, but he is afraid that they will ask those questions about life's events.

This kind of expectation and non-expectation is really the same as what is said in the article.

And this Schrödinger's Spring Festival is also full of novelty, they know Schrödinger's cat, but they didn't expect it to be quite appropriate to use it here.

Only the moment I go home and open the door, do I know whether to urge marriage or not.

But such a short paragraph, the style is too familiar!

This is the most hated broken chapter by everyone!!

What's going on?,When did you learn this very annoying mode of posting out of context.。

It's like tickling after reading it in my heart.,I still want to continue reading.,Hurry up and update.,Hey.。

Of course, Ye Yu is the vest that Yan Xu unlocked before, and it is finally enabled at this time, and this ID mixing area will be allowed in the future.

The second marketing brought him three contribution points again, but the vest could no longer be unlocked, and the contribution value was not enough.

The current traffic can already meet his daily needs, so just build a forum in the future.

And if this song is popular, it can bring contribution points, and it can enter a virtuous circle.

He didn't believe that the song that was so popular in the previous life could not be popular in the other world.

And this is just the first song he has released! There will be many more in the future.

Yan Xu continued to post and began to post lyrics.

"Auntie: Yo, I still know that I will come back.

Relatives: Yo, here, how can you get fat!

Son, you don't have to play friends!

This is not your second son, why is he fat again!

Oh Mom, isn't this super!"

Everyone saw Ye Yu replying below, and they all expressed their doubts, this is really a lyric?

Although these are very apt, there is a feeling that relatives are surrounding them and asking if there is a partner, but this is sung...... Everyone really can't imagine that this Ye Yu really dares to write!

What kind of thing is this lyrics, isn't it for the sake of using the lyrics as a gimmick?

There was something really wrong with it before, and now it doesn't look advisable.

It is estimated that it is a sensationalism.

Look at what to say below, if it's interesting, forgive him, and don't scold him.

"Seventh Aunt: Have you found a partner?

Lord: Ki has.

Seventh Aunt: Do you have someone you like?

Lord: I'm ugly.

Seventh Aunt: Then I'll take you on a blind date tomorrow, hurry up and lose weight!

Relatives: Just hold back the meal.

Uncle: TOEFL preparation only depends on talking;

Auntie: Don't do anything.

Uncle: If I were you, I wouldn't go abroad;

Aunt: Don't go abroad.

Second uncle: how much is a month's salary;

Do you want to work in my unit??"

Zhang Tianpang also saw this post, he only slept for four hours at night, and quickly got up in the morning to water stickers, he was determined to become the first in today's water list.

This post is the equivalent of a response to his post.

Especially when he saw the third part, it was all about him!

He burst into tears.

He is already fat, not to mention that there is an extra Pang in his name, everyone calls him Zhang Tianfat, and he is more abbreviated by fat man.

His mother also mentioned that she was going to take him on a blind date, not to mention that although he got up early today, he didn't prepare breakfast for him, which made him lose weight.

It's really a mother, the relatives in this post are really relatives!

This passage is a realistic portrayal of him!

When you encounter such a post, don't hurry up and post it!

The second place on the water list is about to catch up with him.

Everyone was overjoyed after seeing this reply, especially the reply of "I'm ugly", this kind of black humor can always make people laugh.

They replied one after another.

Those who know my heart: "@知心姐姐, I'm not ugly." ”

This is a mess of entry.,Every post must be replied.,As soon as you reply, you'll @Yan Xu's trumpet confidant.,Cheeky in the network.,If the bosom is really a sister paper that exists in reality.,Maybe you can really be caught up by him.,After all, shamelessness is invincible.。

Single dog: "I know, at this time, my god-like masterpiece ID should appear, by the way, borrow a building to advertise, there is a G1234 train to go home, maybe this will be a happy train." ”

Okay baby: "Okay baby, look at my ID." ”

......

These IDs, which had not appeared for a long time, finally reappeared.

And with everyone's enthusiastic reply, Yan Xu's post suddenly became one of today's top ten.

first squeezed down the last place and became the tenth of the top ten, and then like a mountaineering, one by one stepped on other people's posts and climbed the tall building.

Now it has become the third in the top ten!

Although the second post is also a system announcement sent by Yan Xu, it seems that it will not be long before this post will definitely be squeezed down.

Yan Xu continued to post with Ye Yu, after all, the relatives haven't finished talking yet, and there will be a comparison below.

"Relatives: It's all for your good!

Mom and Dad are very sad, it's all for your good!

Auntie: My baby son is in RB, I just finished studying as a monk, and I accidentally got married to my son, and I was admitted to a civil service! ”

Yan Xu then edited the post and sent out the score of the few lyrics that had been sent out, in order to prove that he was indeed a song.

Now you should believe it.

It's just that after the score was sent, it provoked a person.

He scoffs at that!

Such vulgar content is actually in such an elegant form of chorus!

Why can't he go to heaven.