Chapter 1: "Rise in the East" and "Bliss in the West"
The black sky of despair is like a barren land washed by magma, and there is no grass and no life. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ๏ฝiqugeใ There was a terrible howl all around, like a demon being punished in hell.
Yes, this is hell.
I walked apathetic on this land of despair, and after a long time, a towering mountain appeared before my eyes, which was not only extremely steep, but also rooted in it like a hedgehog with the tip of a sword pointing upward.
Instinct tells me that this is the sword mountain of hell.
Crawling over, driven by the same instinct, I climbed the mountain numbly, and the tip of the sword on the mountain pierced the soles of my feet, but even though the pain was severe, it still couldn't stop me from climbing the mountain, and even I didn't know why, until I ......
"It's painful!!" I exploded from the bed like a spring, and suddenly I saw the damn bear child of the Pure Land holding a toothpick and poking at the soles of my feet, "Nima died because you caused me to go to hell and go to the knife mountain!!"
I was so angry that I turned into a fire-breathing monster and grabbed him, but the bear child laughed and fled at the speed of light.
_(:ะท"โ )_Ah, I can't stand it, let's sleep again, don't try to wake me up even if I go to the sea of fire this time.
"Ah Shen, when are you going to sleep, if you are late, I won't deduct your salary!"
"......" struggled for three seconds, feeling that deducting pocket money was more threatening than going into the fire, so he had to reluctantly get up.
"Yes, yes, got it~"
It's been more than a week since the Lancer incident, and the trajectory of my life has returned to my daily life, and I remember the scene when I impulsively blasted the host floor of Lucky 213, and I couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion, but fortunately it was done after the brain silkworm invaded and the world became the world, otherwise I would have to sleep in the prison now, fortunately, fortunately~
Otherwise, why don't you blow up a few more floors in the future while you are in the world to vent~?Anyway, no one knows after correcting the world......
Hehe, I feel that the feasibility is quite high~
Of course, this crazy idea is just an idea after all, YY is enough, but it can't really be implemented~!
Lin Xi took the rare initiative to come to my house to meet this time, her red sling shirt was covered with a cool white vest, and her soft short hair was lightly fragrant. When I casually asked her why she had come all the way, she smiled a little embarrassed, and said around her slightly crimson cheeks, "No, it's nothing, I just want to come to see you all of a sudden." โ
"Huh?" I tilted my head at a 24-degree angle, I don't know, but when I got home from school, she and I were going in the opposite direction.
"Okay, don't worry about those......" As if to change the topic, Lin Xi hurriedly urged: "If you don't hurry up, you'll be late." โ
"Oh, hurry up then. โ
Before I could take a step, my hand was grabbed by Lin Xi, and she ran with me, and I looked at her back in amazement, because she was facing forward, so that I couldn't see her expression clearly.
By the way, what's going on?
I hurried for a while, until I saw a familiar classmate passing by, Lin Xi let go of his hand as if he was reluctant, and my heart was a little regretful.
"Darling~!"
There was a rush from my back, a pair of delicate little hands around my waist, and the soft touch of my cheeks rubbing against my back.
"Sakura-chan, I'm so energetic today. Lin Xi greeted with a smile.
"Well, Sister Xi, it's early. โ
Xiao Lu Ying is still the simple dress of the white shirt and suspender skirt, although it is not gorgeous, but it gives people the lively temperament of the approachable little girl next door.
If Lin Xi would still be shy under the gaze of the people around her, then Xiao Lu Ying didn't have that concern at all, she wrapped her wrist around her Darling with a happy face, and entered the school while chatting.
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"Zhong Erchun~" I smiled and looked at the unlucky guy who had no memory at all, maybe to outsiders, my smiling face should look very bad.
"What's the matter?" Zhong Erchun frowned and stepped back suspiciously.
"Zhong Erchun ~ Zhong Er's stupid ~"
"Wow, ahh
"Don't get excited, everyone, hurry up and hold him, grab the kitchen knife, hack people to death, our class won't get an excellent rating!"
"Huh, it's strange......" Calmly looking at Zhong Erchun, who was dissuaded by several people from snatching the murder weapon, I tilted my head in contemplation: "Could it be that Zhong Erchun's brain silkworm hasn't been corrected back yet?"
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"Naa, Darling. Xiao Lu Ying, who was flipping through the third-grade textbook next to her, suddenly asked: "Obviously, there are so many words with initials and finals, why are only the two words 'day' and 'Buddha' being matched separately 'ri' and 'fo', why are there only these two words in this kind of initial vowel and finals?"
"Hmm......" I took her Chinese textbook, pinched my chin and thought, yes, the words of the Chinese are all initials and finals, such as the word 'yi', the tone of the word, there are not a hundred or eighty with the Sogou typing method, and there are generally dozens of others, and there seem to be more than 20 in the least memory, but the pronunciation of the words day and Buddha, why does it feel like a separate word that is deliberately separated?
"Uh...... You don't know that," I couldn't think of an answer, and I began to say nonsense: "Because the frequency of use of the sun and the Buddha in some aspects is so alarming that they are isolated by the world." โ
"Huh?" Xiao Lu Ying tilted her head innocently.
"Sakura-chan, you should also know that the society of the Celestial Empire is the most scolding country, especially the largest cramming forum, which is full of all kinds of 'Eastern Rising' and 'Western Bliss'. "Speaking of which, I'll say whatever I think," and the rise in the east is 'sun', and the western bliss is 'death', and after death, it is natural to see the Buddha~ And although everyone scolds happily, most of the psychology is still resistant to such indecent words, so they isolated these two words and made a special speech. โ
"......" Xiao Lu Ying's brain crashed, and after ten seconds of restarting, she clenched her right hand into a fist and knocked it on the palm of her left hand, "Oh, I see!"
But looking at her blank look, I knew I didn't understand.
"Yes......" A certain Zhong Erchun, who was still not angry, gritted his teeth and inserted a bar, "Not only the Eastern Rising and the Western Bliss, but even the 'own nothing' and 'Chaos Divine Beast' have a lot." โ
"......" Xiao Lu Ying crashed again.
In fact, it's 'horse' and 'grass and mud horse', of course I know this, of course, I can't say it to teach Xiao Lu Ying badly, so I waved my hand and casually bypassed the topic: "Zhong Erchun, can you still eat." โ
"I'm going to kill you!!, a
"Next week is the selection of the advanced class, Zhong Erchun, you really want to drag down the honor of our entire class......" Several big men hurriedly grabbed Zhong Erchun, who was lifting the Qinglong Yanyue Knife.
"Darling, why is he angry?"
"Who knows......" I shrugged innocently.
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"Today, we have a new teacher in our class. Zhu Liyuan, the head teacher of the round chariot, picked up a chalk brush and wrote down two big names.
And the moment I saw that name, I was embarrassed, and Xiao Lu Ying was also shocked.
"Let's give a round of applause to the substitute teacher of mathematics in this class. โ
Zhu Liyuan took the lead in applauding, dozens of children's shoes slapped while looking out of the classroom with curious eyes, and then at Zhu Liyuan's signal, a young man walked in.
He looked to be twenty-four or five years old, a little thin, with a delicate face, wearing a pair of glasses, and looking full of scholarly style, he had a calm and confident smile on his face, and introduced himself: "Hello everyone, my name is Lancer. โ
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