Niu Zhan designed a trap to let the three of them drill into it, and this trick was also strange, treating them as cattle thieves. "Words, feelings, first, http://www.Klxsw.com

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Moreover, the whole village is still acting, and the villagers know that the hardware store proprietress is breaking the law, but the villagers are shielding her.

"Handsome guy, people say that they take other people's hands are short, and eat other people's mouths are short, we took the money of hardware, can we not cover her, not to mention that you don't know us, it is you who are harmed, and we don't care. ”

"Folks, you accept the money from the proprietress, it is also a crime, it doesn't matter if you hurt us, it is also a crime, don't think wrong, you are considered an accomplice. ”

It seems that these villagers have received the benefits of the hardware store proprietress, otherwise they would not have shielded the proprietress to do this kind of thing, and they still have some foolish thoughts, thinking that the harmful things were done by the hardware store proprietress's family, not themselves, and they would not have anything to do with it.

"Haha, young man, what is the crime, we received the money for the hardware, but we didn't break the law at all, is it that her hardware sent a hundred yuan red envelopes in the village WeChat group, and we robbed her of the red envelopes that were illegal?"

Gao Feng said that it was a crime for the villagers to accept money from the proprietress of the hardware store, and the villagers were happy to hear it, and they sued the proprietress of the Gao Feng hardware store for sending red envelopes in the village WeChat group, and they robbed her of the red envelopes

"I'll go, just to grab a hundred yuan red envelopes, you will shield her for breaking the law, and besides, you are thousands of people, and the hundred yuan red envelopes will be distributed to you for less than a dime, so you will do things for the boss, then we will let Brother Gao send you two hundred yuan red envelopes, and let us go." ”

Gao Feng is not happy, Comrade Ji Wei is happy, these villagers are too easy to deal with, and the proprietress of the hardware store bought them with a WeChat red envelope of 100 yuan.

"Hmph, boy, people send a hundred yuan red envelopes, that proves that people are generous, that's like most of us, just grab it, usually ask him to work and ask him if he's not there, he doesn't even hum, as long as the WeChat group sends red envelopes, he is like a mouse out of the way, we see you like this, but also a person who can't rob it." ”

When Ji Wei said this, the villagers still sneered at him.

"Folks, if you promise the proprietress to keep it secret, then the red envelopes you receive are also illegal, and you will also be punished by the law. ”

"I'll go, young man, each of us robbed a dime and broke the law, his fourth child was the king of luck and grabbed two cents and five cents, so will he still be pulled out and shot?"

As soon as Gao Feng's words came out, the villagers burst into laughter, but they had never heard of snatching two cents of red envelopes and being pulled out and shot, so how many people had to be shot, and the whole village had to go to jail.

"Haha, senior engineer, you will die of this heart, it is you who break the law, you are the cattle thief, you kill all the three cows in our village, you will be punished by the law, you just wait to go to prison, our whole village can prove that you killed it." ”

The proprietress of the hardware store smiled proudly, and she also asked the villagers if they would help her prove that the three Gao Feng were the cattle thieves who killed the three cows in the village, and thousands of villagers said that they would help her prove it.

"Hardware, as long as you send a hundred yuan red envelopes in the WeChat group every three or five times, then we will prove what you ask us to prove, and we now also prove that the three of them are cattle thieves, they killed three strong cattle in our village, and the methods were very cruel, and they also violated the cattle before killing the cattle. ”

"Uncles, aunts and aunts, you can rest assured, my hardware guarantees that I will send red envelopes in the WeChat group every three or five times, and you should always be ready to grab my red envelopes. ”

The proprietress of the hardware store was very happy, and she also handed out a red envelope of 50 yuan on the spot, and told the villagers while sending it.

"Folks, in order to thank you, I will send a red envelope of 50 yuan first, and when these guys are imprisoned in the police station, I will send a red envelope of 50 yuan to the hardware."

As soon as the hardware store proprietress sent out the red envelopes, the villagers rushed to grab them, and some people even shouted.

"I'll check, five old four, it's your luck king again, you grabbed two cents and five again. ”

The fifth and fourth luck kings also said proudly: "Everyone, this is not my luck, this is my mobile phone responds quickly, don't look at me as a domestic mobile phone, but it is faster than your genuine mobile phone, who let you not support domestic goods." ”

The situation that the five old and the fourth said is really zài, and it is often true that domestic mobile phones have a faster response speed than those big brand mobile phones, and the signal is stronger.

"Handsome guy, and you two bear goods, you see, the villagers will only listen to my boss's wife, not you, you just wait to go to jail.

Handsome guy, if you can find someone to prove that you are not a cattle thief, then you have a chance to live, otherwise, then you have only one way to go, and that is to prepare for the futon to go to jail. ”

"Folks, you can't do this, you are shielding bad people like this, you want to prove our innocence, isn't it just a red envelope, I can also send you a red envelope, her boss lady will send a hundred red envelopes, then I will send you two hundred red envelopes, as long as you prove that we are innocent, and the boss lady is the real murderer. ”

Seeing these villagers frantically grabbing red envelopes, Gao Feng also promised the villagers to give twice as many red envelopes as the proprietress than the proprietress, and those villagers shook their heads.

"I'm sorry, handsome guy, we understand your kindness in sending red envelopes, but we don't dare to rob it, because you are a stranger and not a member of our village, why should we rob your red envelopes, we won't prove it for you." ”

These villagers are still very stubborn, and the villagers are unmoved by the peak price increase, and the peak price is directly raised.

"Folks, I will send you 10,000 red envelopes, can you help me prove my innocence?"

"Really, you really want to send 10,000 red envelopes"

Gao Feng's 10,000 red envelopes were very attractive, and the villagers asked him if they were real or fake, and Gao Feng replied categorically.

"Of course, as long as you prove my innocence and prove that I didn't kill these three cows, then I will give you a red envelope of 10,000 yuan. ”

"Hey, Brother Gao, you send 10,000 yuan of red envelopes, this is your own separate meaning, it has nothing to do with the two of us, don't ask us to share this 10,000 yuan." ”

Gao Feng wanted to give out a red envelope of 10,000 yuan, and the two viagras were still in a hurry, and the 10,000 yuan proposed had nothing to do with them, it was just Gao Feng's wishes.

"Two viagras, don't worry, this 10,000 yuan, of course, is out of this handsome guy alone. ”

"Hardware, this handsome guy wants to give 10,000 yuan in red envelopes, so do you increase the price, otherwise, we will prove his innocence." ”

The peak price was increased by 10,000 yuan, and the villagers consulted the proprietress of the hardware store, and the proprietress widened.

"Handsome guy, why don't you play cards according to the routine, even the auction venue doesn't have you to increase the price like this, you can't add it up piece by piece, why did you increase it from 100 to 10,000 all at once, you didn't embarrass the boss." ”

"Uncles and aunts, you can't be like this, you're not elbowing out, you're not helping outsiders, you can't see the money, this is the villagers, or my mother's family, you can't change your face so quickly." ”

The proprietress of the hardware store turned her face to these villagers again, and the villagers replied: "Hardware, you are embarrassed to say that you are the one who changes your face and becomes fast, you are the one who changes your hardware, we only need to go to your house to buy things, and you will be entertained by your father and mother."

As long as you don't go to your store to buy things, you will meet us like enemies in the town, and when we turn our backs, we will vomit a lump of thick phlegm, and we will have to wash a bag of laundry rice.

Hardware, in fact, why don't we go to your store to buy things, that's because the more you are in the village, the more powerful we are, and we will no longer go to your house to buy things. ”

"Folks, this can't blame me for hardware, now doing business is doing this, all of them are pit relatives and friends and familiar people first, this is also an immutable law, including the pyramid scheme is also deceived like this, all from relatives and friends to deceive, if you don't cheat like this, you can cheat money."

Folks, since you don't recognize me as a fellow villager in the hardware township, then you let this kid send a red envelope of 10,000 yuan, my hardware quit to send red envelopes, and from now on I will no longer send red envelopes, you all look for this kid to send it, this kid is your son-in-law, he is a nouveau riche. ”

The proprietress of the hardware store quit, but Gao Feng was a little anxious: "Hey, the proprietress is not right, you don't play cards according to common sense, why don't you do it, you should do it, you should increase the price by 20,000, we will continue to add." ”

"Hmph, handsome guy, this boss lady is in business, this boss lady's business mind is a hundred times better than you, you don't play cards according to common sense, you are a fool to me, a fool like Fan Wei, keep raising the price, and finally fall into your trap, I will send you 100,000 red envelopes to everyone, you will quit, then who will I cry with." ”

The proprietress is really good, she has already thought of this trick, she won't do it first, Gao Feng Ke will be stunned.

"Boss, you can't do this, you can't help but increase the price, then I won't be able to pay this 10,000 yuan red envelope. ”

"Young man, that's not good, it's hard for a gentleman to chase a horse, since you promised to send us a red envelope of 10,000 yuan, then you must honor it. ”

The proprietress of the hardware store withdrew on the spot, and Gao Feng regretted it a little, and the villagers surrounded him and surrounded him to prevent him from leaving.

"Folks, this is not my intention, my original intention is to let the proprietress raise the price again, who thinks that she will not raise it, then I can't give up this 10,000 yuan, unless someone comes to raise the price." ”

Comrade Gao Feng didn't expect to be self-defeating, and he moved bricks and smashed his own feet, how can this be good, this is not a waste of 10,000 yuan.

"Handsome guy, I'll help you raise the price, this girl will give 20,000 yuan WeChat red envelopes. ”

Gao Feng was in a hurry, and suddenly a female tax collector came, and she raised the price of the red envelope to 20,000.