Chapter 086 April Fool's Day Announcement
April 1 is April Fool's Day.
It is a folk festival that has never been given as a legal holiday by any country, but its influence is very great, and every day, all kinds of people or institutions will make some magical jokes to liven up the atmosphere.
For example, the London newspaper once ran a magical feature on this day, which was to divide Belgium, and the report was divided into two according to language and culture, and the French-speaking ones were merged into France, and the Dutch-speaking ones were merged into the Netherlands. And the reason why this magical foolish news is famous is because it really fools people, the British Foreign Secretary went straight to No. 10 Downing Street after reading the newspaper, and when he met a familiar reporter on the way, he actually told people that he would wait for him to do a special interview, in short, the British Empire would not allow Belgium to be divided and so on, which made the British cabinet lose face.
It's not just the media that likes to joke, but also some famous companies and institutions. The Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) once announced on its official homepage on this day that its university had been bought by Disney for $6.9 billion, and that MIT's famous dome would be worn with a pair of Mickey Mouse ears!
And just the year before, that is, in 07, Microsoft also had a joke on this day, they had announced that they had received a request from the U.S. government, because the Vista system is too complex and poses a threat to national security, so the Vista system will be banned
In short, with the advent of the Internet age. April Fools' messages like these are all the rage. Early in the morning of April 1, 2008. The South Korean media took note of a similar April Fool's message.
What's going on? JK-CUBE, the film branch of Cube that has just been established and has not even held the opening ceremony, has released an announcement on its official website signed by its own company representative Kim Jong-ming: JK-CUBE has obtained the film adaptation rights of the famous cartoonist Mr. Jiang Cao's work "I Love You", and will start shooting at a later date. Among them, the male number one Kim Man-seok is confirmed to be played by Mr. Lee Soon-jae, the female number one Song Yifen is confirmed to be played by Ms. Yoon so-jing, the male number two Jang Jun-bong is played by Mr. Song Jae-ho, the female number two Jang Jun-bong wife will be played by Ms. Kim so-mi, at the same time, the thrift store owner is played by the famous actor Oh Da-so, and the only remake of Debae will also be played by another famous character Lee Wen-sik.
The announcement also explained that the role of Kim Yuna, the granddaughter of the male number one Kim Man-seok, has not been decided, and all fellow actors are welcome to go to JK-CUBE for an interview, and at the same time announced the external contact number and the time and place of the interview.
The most nonsense thing is that at the end of the announcement, it directly stated that the director of this film is Kim Jong-ming!
How do you say that? This April Fool's Day announcement is out. It's really exciting.
"I think it's immoral, movies are very serious things, how can you joke about such things?" said an expert who is said to be a well-known Korean film scholar during the noon news, slapping the table and denouncing it.
"Not very good!" Zhang Dongjian also frowned and expressed his dissatisfaction in an interview. "If it's Wu Daxiu and Li Wenzhi, it's okay, everyone is friends, and it's okay to joke, but can those four seniors also joke? Zhong Ming should maintain respect for his seniors!"
"I think this April Fool's message is a bit too much. Song Seung-hun, who appeared at the meeting of a TV drama crew of MBC, also made a very educational criticism of Kim Jong-myung, a junior he had never met. "This kind of thing is troublesome, what do you say if someone really believes it and goes to the interview? Aren't you making fun of others? Now the thoughts of some juniors are completely confusing, and I don't know if the world has changed after two years of military service. What do you think of Jeong-hoon?"
"I don't know!" Yeon Jung-hoon, who was sitting next to him, had just finished his military service, but he didn't know who Kim Jong-ming was. He doesn't want to offend people, and more importantly, he is not afraid of Song Chengxian. So I just rolled my eyes and didn't pay attention to this matter at all.
"Yunxi, are you young people all jumping out like this now?" Song Chengxian was touched by Yeon Jung-hoon, but he had no choice but to turn his head and find Li Yunxi, who was the youngest in the scene.
"I don't know if it's true or not. Li Yunxi replied with a smile, but when she said this at the moment, she had actually turned the river and the sea in her heart, and the truth of this matter was not known to others, how could she, the party, not know?
"Seriously, after two years of leaving, I have just started to re-contact with new works, and I really can't get used to some young actors now" Song Seung-hun was first suffocated by Yeon Jung-hoon and then suffocated by Lee Yoon-hee, but Yeon Jeong-hoon has a good father named Yeon-kyu-jin, and Lee Yun-hee has a good teacher named Lee Myung-se, and he can't help anyone, so he has no choice but to turn his head and sing a one-man show, which can be regarded as venting his anger for Li Binghun, a friend of Kim Jong-myung who was drunk and scolded two sentences a few days ago.
That's it, in the end, it was the producer of the TV series "East of Eden" who couldn't listen to it anymore and diverted the topic, after all, the TV series "Coffee Prince No. 1 Shop" is there, and Kim Jong-ming has a good relationship with MBC TV, did you Song Seung-hun take the wrong medicine to bombard people on this occasion Kim Jong-myeong? Have you considered our MBC's position?
However, some people think this is an April Fool's Day joke and some people think that this is, director Liu Changhe is such a person, he directly locked himself in the study after reading the announcement, and the highly competitive Liu Changhe has made up his mind to change the background of the movie "Innocent Comics" from winter to summer, all in all, he also wants to make the movie as soon as possible!
"So senior, uh, what big sister are you here to interview for this role?" And just when Liu Changhe was angry and changed the script in his study, Jin Zhongming also met a person who really didn't believe in evil in his office.
"Hey. Song Jihyo nodded blankly. "I woke up today and I heard the news, and I think I'm a good fit for the role, and we've met. And then I just came over. But it feels so weird. Although it is not yet an official interview date. But based on my past experience, I think there should be a lot of people who came here in advance like me, but why am I the only one who comes here?"
"Sister, don't you know what day it is?" Jin Zhongming stared at the window of his office and thought for a while, thinking that it would be better to verify the other party's sanity first.
"Today is March 31st. Song Jihyo replied blankly. "Isn't it?"
"That eldest sister Song Jihyo, when did you start sleeping 'yesterday'?" Kim Jong-myung and Yoo Hyun-eun, who was sitting opposite, asked after glancing at each other, both of them feeling a little incredible.
"I slept at two in the morning. Song Jihyo replied at a loss. "Wasn't yesterday Sunday? I had a ballad to host the show, and then after the hosting, I went to dinner and drank some wine, and I came back at two o'clock. ”
"That eldest sister, you slept quite a long time!" Jin Zhongming sighed as he stared at the ceiling of the office.
"What the hell is going on?" Song Jihyo was genuinely confused.
"That Miss Song Ji-hyo. Li Jingyi, who brought Song Zhixiao in, really couldn't stand it, she took two steps forward and explained. "You should have slept all day. It's April 1st. ”
"Oh!" Song Jihyo seemed to understand something, but she still didn't think it clearly after thinking about it for a long time. "What happened to April 1st?"
"Not much!" Kim Jongming waved his hand. "Sister Hyun-eun, you go and add the information about Kim Yuna's character on the Internet. That Sister Zhixiao, Li Shunzai's seniors are going to have a meal together at noon, so you can come with you. ”
"Oh!" Song Jihyo continued to maintain that confused expression and stood up, and walked out with Kim Jong-myeong.
"Do you want to gamble?" Yoo Hyun-eun's network level is not covered, Song Jihyo and Kim Jong-ming just walked out here, and she has already changed the announcement on her side, and she is excitedly pulling Li Jingyi to say something.
"Bet on what?" Li Jingyi was a little puzzled.
"Bet on when Song Ji-hyo will be able to react and when he will no longer be confused!" Ryu Hyun Eun replied excitedly.
"Are you crazy?" Li Jingyi looked at her colleague speechlessly. "I'm also curious when she will react. But how do we know when she reacts? Will she call us and tell us?"
With the presence of Li Shunzai, the meal at noon was very pleasant. And after this meal, the Internet has exploded. Originally, April Fool's Day had a tradition of invalidating at 12 o'clock at noon, but after 12 o'clock, the announcement of the cube company instead of tearing it off added the information of Song Ji-hyo, the actor of the role of Kim Yuna, and at this time the Internet was already suspicious. And when the photo of this group of creators drinking duck soup together was taken by netizens and uploaded to the Internet, everyone was stunned to find that the relationship was true!
The project of the movie "I Love You" is real, the cast is also real, and even the most director is probably true that Kim Jong-ming is the director!
"Are you kidding?" some netizens directly posted a question. "Jin Zhongming has this level to be a long-form director? I can't explain how well the short film is made!"
"What if?" Some netizens reluctantly supported Kim Jong-ming. "Anyway, his film works haven't made mistakes so far, maybe this movie will be a big hit. ”
However, overall, there are still too few people who support Kim Jong-ming, and most of them are questioning whether he is qualified to carry this lineup!
"What do you think of the seniors?" It was not only ordinary netizens who were paying attention to this matter, but a famous director in a studio on Chungmuro was silent for a long time before asking an elderly woman across from him.
"How can I possibly know something that Director Bong Joon-ho doesn't know?" Kim Hye-ja smiled slightly. "You have to decide the movie, what do you think?"
"I don't know what to think. Bong Joon-ho shook his head and replied frankly. "The momentum of young people is one of the most powerful forces in the world, and I can't use any conventional principles in the face of this thing, so I can't comment on it. ”
"Then don't evaluate it. Kim Hye-ja chuckled softly. "We have our own business. ”
"Senpai is right!" Bong Joon-ho nodded in agreement, then clicked the mouse, turning off the announcement that he had always regarded as an April Fool's Day message.
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PS again: Uh, a non-professional writer really doesn't know what water is and what is not water, if I have a little more time I can correct the typo, but I now have to go to check in and eat during the day, and I can sleep at night, and I have to think of my girlfriend when I am free, and I have to hear the news of a junior jumping off the building from time to time, and I don't know what it is. In addition, I hope that in 2016, BUPT will not jump off the building again, especially our communication engineering students. How many died in 2015? You're dead, but where is your sense of responsibility as a man? Do you feel the pain of your parents in that world? )