When I came to the familiar home twenty years ago, I had already calculated countless times in my heart, and when I saw this home, the parents of this era, maybe I would be moved, maybe I would be emotional, maybe I would panic or even cry, and run away, but who can tell the scene in front of me!

The whole house was thunderous and the bells rang for a moment, as if it had been hit by a twelve-level typhoon, and the chaos after a major earthquake was terrible. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"What a boldness, you actually deceived me for more than ten years, and even have children, and they are still so old......" Sister Tang was so frightened like a demon crawling out of hell, grabbing a chicken and lifting a young man with an innocent expression with one hand for interrogation, the poor young man couldn't reach the ground on his toes, "Say! How do you want to die, do you throw you into the orbit of the planet and circle the earth three times and then enter the atmosphere to evaporate, or tie a 1T King Kong to your leg and sink to the deepest part of the Mariana Trench, or ......." Queen Tang pulled suddenly, and her smiling face covered with green tendons was terrifying, "How about stuffing you back into your mother's womb?"

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It's so terrifying! This overwhelming terrifying momentum, this irresistible domineering, in memory, only one person can match it, wait a minute! Could it be that Sister Tang is ......

Bang!

Sister Tang asked the young man to give a kiss to the earth of Houde, but this kiss seemed to be a little intense, and even the ground was dented, and there were cracks around it.

I said, are you still alive?

That one named Xiao Zhao can't be my father, right?

"Hmph! Xiao Zhao, from now on, we will cut off our robes and break our righteousness!"

Shhh

Sister Tang tore the clothes of the sad man.

In other words, cutting robes and breaking righteousness turns out to be tearing other people's robes?

And that's not all.

"Cut your pants and cut off your righteousness!"

Xiao Zhao's pants, which are suspected to be my father, were ripped off and torn to pieces.

Then, the cold eyes were aimed at the frightened 0○.

"Cut off the righteousness!"

I'll strangle it! If this is cut, it is not a break of righteousness, but a cut off of children and grandchildren!

"No!STOP!Ya Butterfly!einhalten!Stop!" As soon as I thought that I might die before I could "live" in the future, I immediately rushed over in fright, cried, and looked at Sister Tang pitifully, begging her to leave a whole corpse, "Big sister, don't beat my father." ”

My discipline seems to have dropped faster than the SAN value.

Sister Tang's unbearable eyes, in the end, she still gave up the idea of cutting off the righteousness, but if she couldn't cut the righteousness, the other things around her became her vent.

"Cut the bed, cut the cabinet, cut the wall, cut the lamp, cut the hand, cut the foot, cut the ......"

Don't get me wrong, there's no curiosity.

It's just the hands and feet of the doll that are cut, and it's not in the way, but the strange thing is why there are dolls in a big man's room?

After a storm, Sister Tang left alone in a rage, leaving only the messy scene that seemed to have been from the demolition office.

Oops, it seems that a big thing has been unintentionally stirred up.

I looked at Xiao Zhao, and he was paralyzed...... Lying on the ground, your hands and feet bent at an angle that pushes the limits of human beings.

"This, this uncle, are you okay?" I asked cautiously, my finger feeling on his nose, and it was okay, and he was still angry.

"Also... Can't die. Xiao Zhao tried to move, but he couldn't move at all, "But the meridians of the whole body are broken, and the internal strength is lost, and it is estimated that this life is useless." ”

I think it's already a miracle to be alive, wait a minute! The meridians are all broken? The internal strength is also lost! Could it be that there are still ancient martial powerhouses in this world, or a high martial plane?

When I was struggling with how to deal with the mess in front of me, Xiao Zhao stood up as if nothing happened.

"Eh!, uncle, didn't you say that the meridians are all broken, and this life is already wasted?"

"yes, so it's the next life now, and I'm back again. ”

“…… Your life has gone by so fast. ”

……

"I see, that's a strange misunderstanding. ”

Xiao Zhao made his neck gurgle, as if nothing happened, he stood up calmly, and after listening to my explanation, he smiled bitterly, "But I was really hurt by you, little sister, now Xiao Tang has completely misunderstood, it is not easy to recover her, my life is almost over." ”

"Ha ......" I tilted my head at a pure 45-degree angle as if I didn't understand, and the red bow on my head tilted together, and suggested: "Then quickly find her, I'll explain it for you, just say it's a joke, is that okay?"

"Alas, that's the only way to do it now. Xiao Zhao's expression was about to be cut at the noon gate.

"Now, uncle......"

"Don't call me uncle...... uncle's displeased expression and said seriously: "You have to call me brother." ”

Lolita control →_→

"Hey, what kind of eyes do you have, don't you know that you have to be over twenty years old to call you uncle, so it's okay for you to call me brother. "I don't know if there is a strange Shu Huang who has a tendency to control Lori on purpose, deliberately put on a straight face, is this person really my father?

"Now, blame Shu Xiao. ”

"They all said that you have to call me brother, don't call me old. Strange Shu Huang corrected: "Is there something wrong?"

"You ......" I pretended to be pure and cute, tilted my head at a 34-degree angle and smiled: "Is it my long-lost father?"

……

"What's the matter, that frenzied Shake M perverted Lolita, he deserves to be dumped, I still pity him so much, I want to help him chase Sister Tang back......"

Walking on the street, I was indignantly broken thoughts, just to confirm it, but it was inexplicably thrown out, do you treat children like this, you will be a ghost father in the future!

"Well, that's ......."

When I was about to cross the street, I saw a familiar figure, and this familiarity was not the kind of acquaintance I wanted to see, but the trafficker uncle who intended to abduct the appearance of Lori, and was kicked away by Sister Tang.

The creature seemed to have spotted me, too, with a terrifying smile of "we're meeting again" on his face, and a kind of resentful resentment in his eyes, as if he wanted to tear me apart.

"No, don't come here!" I cried out in a panic.

The uncle with a meaty face saw the cute expression of Lori who had lost his face, and the sadistic sickness in his heart boiled, and he licked his lips with his hideous tongue, and in order to appreciate Lori's helpless expression, he also deliberately slowed down.

"Don't, don't come here!"

Of course, he was indifferent to the cry of the little Lori, so he cupped the ......

……

"Modern young people, why don't you listen to people's advice!"

Looking at the traffickers who were hit by a car traveling at 180 kilometers per hour and lying on the ground, I shook my head and sighed like a wise old man, "I told you not to come here, you came over, didn't your teacher teach you not to run a red light, stupid." ”

On the side of the river in Qingshen City, a young boy who looks seven or eight years old and wears summer casual clothes sits on the lawn, with a drawing board hanging around his neck, a pen holder next to it, which contains several 2B pencils, and some stationery such as rulers, triangular rulers, cloud-shaped rulers, erasers, black ink, and dipping pens.

The little boy is wielding pen and ink at this time, scribbling horizontally on the drawing board, in the eyes of unsuspecting outsiders, it may be a child scribbling, but is it really like that?

"Found you......" Standing on the river behind the little boy, enjoying the coolness brought by the summer breeze, the corners of my mouth floated with a black arc, "100,000 cold jokes, he~ can you really copy it......"