Forgot she's a girl?

Nangong Douling glared at him, "Hey, don't you owe a beating, don't you play tricks on me, when the master treats you, you will prick your temples first." ”

"Men and women are different, to apply needles to men, you need to gather yang energy on the top of the skull first, and then force the poisonous gas to go up, and to apply needles to women, you must first disperse yin in the lower body, so that the poisonous gas can attack the brain in one breath. ”

"Really?"

"It's true. What should I do?" Li looked at her with annoyance.

"What else can I do, isn't it just to show you my little pants, what's the matter, I won't lose a piece of meat anyway. Nangong Douling generously tore his pants wider, revealing the skin on his legs, "Come on, uncle, I'm ready." ”

Lee's broken eyes didn't know where to look.

Nangong Douling urged, "Please hurry up, delay the time for treatment, I will be paralyzed in the future, you are responsible?"

Li Xuan nodded resolutely, as if on the battlefield, refocused, pressed the edge of her white pants with two fingers, condensed his fingertips, pushed the silver needle, and the tip of the needle sank deep into the skin.

Fortunately, when the wooden fish's head was needled before, he was in a coma, but Nangong Douling was now sober, and suddenly he was in pain, and he screamed "wow", and pinched Li Xu's shoulder, "You give me a light!"

She then repented, perhaps he suggested that it would be a good idea for her to nibble on a rolling pin.

Li Xuanduan's facial features were distorted when she pinched her, and she couldn't tell who was suffering.

Finally dispersed her yin qi, Li Xu didn't say a word without saying a word, and suddenly, a needle pierced her throat, and then pulled out the silver needle that was pierced on the acupuncture point under her ear.

Nangong Douling snorted complainingly, blaming this wooden fish head for not making a sound to coax her to get another needle, and treating her like a voodoo doll at will, I don't know how to cherish her.

Li Xuan was very focused, not noticing her dissatisfaction, holding two needles between his hands, and stabbing steadily into her temples without warning.

The needle gradually sank into the brain, Nangong Douling felt that the poisonous gas on his limbs was hitting the door of his brain, his head swelled, as if he was about to explode, and he was so uncomfortable that he wanted to roll, "Don't play! It hurts too much! I can't bear it!"

There was a needle in her throat, and her voice was like a knife when she spoke, and she just wanted to stop immediately, not to continue.

Li Xuan said in a low voice: "Don't move, it's almost fine, you can bear with it a little longer." ”

These words were extremely harsh, Nangong Douling didn't dare not listen, he held back his moans, and the needle gradually penetrated into the brain marrow, as if it had been sinking deep under the sea, his head was so heavy that his vision was blurred, and he couldn't see anything.

Li Xuduan finally withdrew his hands from the sides of her head, and it was over.

Her body was weak, and she felt that Li Xuan was holding her back and helping her slowly lie back on the bed.

Nangong Douling was half unconscious, and Li Xuan whispered: "Shishen tortoiseshell, show up to listen to the order." ”

Smoke rose from the side of the bed, and a silhouette was clearly revealed.

Nangong Douling turned his head to look, blinked vigorously, and only regained his sight after a while.

There was an old man beside the bed, who looked a little terrible, as if he had lived for thousands of years, with a wrinkled face, thick, wide and large lips, a flat nose, eyes as big as a gong, eyes like the eyes of a snake, and the skin of his whole body was covered with a layer of dark green tortoise shell.

I saw that this Shikigami was dressed in an old-fashioned suit from the sixties and seventies, with a black bow at the neckline, hunched over, short stature, gray-white sparse hair combed back, less than a meter tall, short as a dwarf.

The tortoiseshell lowered its wrinkled heavy eyelids, covering half of his big terrifying eyeballs, and he pressed his face close to Nangong Douling without saying a word, wanting to give her mouth-to-mouth poisonous gas.

Nangong Douling didn't know where the strength came from, and a spirit sat up and shrank in the corner of the bed, "Uncle Shi, have you made a mistake! Asking such a strange old man to suck me poison? Such a big trick? What kind of enmity do I have with you? You want to bully me like this?"

Li Xuan waved his hand in a panic: "I didn't trick you, the tortoiseshell is my most powerful Shigeshen." ”

"Tell this hunchback to stay away from me!" Nangong Douling grabbed the Doraemon doll next to him and threw it over, smashing it on the tortoiseshell's head.

The tortoiseshell hugged the blue doll with both hands, and looked at Li Xuxuan helplessly, "Master, it's really inappropriate for you to call me out in this kind of scene, you frightened the little girl." "He spoke hoarsely like a broken tape.

"Doubell, you are obedient, the tortoiseshell will not hurt you, as long as he sucks the poison gas from you, you will be cured. ”

Nangong Douling cried at the top of his throat, "I don't want to! I'd rather die! I don't want to give my first kiss to this turtle-like thing!"

"I don't look like a turtle, I'm a Brazilian red-eared turtle. ”

"I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it!, in short, I just don't want it!" Nangong Douling would rather die than obey.

Li Xuan was out of options, "Then I'll give you a different style of god ......"

"Male?"

"That's right. ”

"Then you don't have to summon, I won't follow!"

"It's not about buying things now, I can pick whatever you want, I don't have a feminine god in my hands at the moment. ”

"Uncle Shi, you have so much aura, if you take poison gas, you must be fine, it's you. ”

"I, but I'm also a man. ”

Nangong Douling said a little shyly: "Of course other men can't, but if it's you, I can barely accept it." ”

Li Xuxuan and the tortoiseshell glanced at each other, and the tortoiseshell showed a meaningful smile, "Master, you might as well try it, you have deep mana, as long as you seal the eight veins of the Qi Sutra, do not let the poisonous gas enter your throat, and spit it out immediately after absorbing the poisonous gas, it should be fine, even if something happens, I will have an old body watching from the side, and I will immediately give you emergency treatment." ”

"But ......," Li hesitated.

"Older men do things simply. Nangong Douling looked at him, "It's just a touch of my lips, and I didn't ask you to kill people and set fires, is it so difficult? ”

Being provoked by her like this, Li Xuan plucked up his courage, as if he was comforting himself, "Master, I'm sorry, the disciple had to violate the ancestral teachings today in order to save the life of the master and nephew, and the disciple will definitely self-examine in the future, and he is willing to be punished arbitrarily by the master." ”

Nangong Douling smiled slightly, oops, I didn't expect it to be so easy, this wooden fish head is quite easy to deceive.

She closed her eyes, pursed her lips, and offered to send it over.

Suddenly, the fragrance was fragrant, and a refreshing cold touch was attached to Nangong Douling's lips, so soft and comfortable, as if there were light silk threads touching her cheeks, Nangong Douling felt puzzled, slowly opened her eyes, and found that the one holding her lips was a beautiful woman.

The soft silk thread hanging on Nangong Douling's face turned out to be the woman's hair.

Surprised, a large amount of poisonous gas poured out of his throat, and at this critical juncture, Nangong Douling couldn't stop halfway, so he could only let the poisonous gas seep out of the gap between his lips and pour into the other party's mouth.