Chapter 116: Who Saves Whom
Dong Li looked at the back and had no other questions, looked at Yan Xu, and asked, "It seems that this question is asked by netizens this time, does Sister Feng choose to answer?"
What else can Yan Xu say, of course he answers.
He had already seen everyone's expressions, and it was his turn to express his opinion.
Everyone was looking forward to Sister Feng's answer.
Looking at Sister Feng sitting in the guest seat at this time, her perfect sitting posture and figure attracted the attention of countless people, and everyone had the urge to have a nosebleed.
The others don't comment, just look at the figure and appearance, and it's worth the Internet fee.
I only heard Sister Feng say: "What else can I do, you have already answered the previous question in advance, and now I don't seem to have any other choice." ”
"And ah, it's a very simple question. ”
Simple, simple wool, Sister Feng, if you answer perfunctorily, we will be in a hurry with you!
If this question can be answered so simply, can it still be called a peerless problem that plagues countless young men?
Although the question has changed its flavor.
"My future husband and father-in-law fell into the river, who will I save first?"
Yan Xu repeated this sentence, and then asked rhetorically: "I know that the original version of the question was asked by the daughter-in-law to her husband: The daughter-in-law and the mother-in-law fell into the river at the same time, who will the husband save first! How will the male compatriots here answer this question?"
"Sister Li, I think, before I answer this question, I should let the male compatriots below also answer this question, right, I really want to know what everyone thinks!"
When Dong Li heard this, she thought it was wonderful, this is another excellent opportunity for interaction, and it can also enhance the effect of the show!
Therefore, Dong Li took over directly: "This is a good idea, it's really good, I also want to know, don't let us down." ”
"Are there any people down there who volunteer?"
The mood of the audience suddenly changed from the schadenfreude just now to the sullen mood at the moment, it is really reliable, why did the problem come back.
Obviously asked the female compatriots a question, but it turned out that he meowed in the opposite direction, and it turned out to be asking them.
It's really white and excited, if this is drawn, whether you answer it or not, it's not good.
If you don't answer, you won't have to be pumped by your wife when you go home, kneel on the keyboard, kneel on the durian, kneel on the washboard, and wear a manservant outfit......
Answer it, if you don't answer well, you can't serve it like this!
This Sister Feng actually dug a pit for them, I bought a pot last year.
Don't choose me, don't choose me, don't choose me, muttered three times if something important!
Countless people lowered their heads, afraid of being seen.
Dong Li looked around, and no one volunteered, this is a good opportunity to perform.
But there are countless people who have seen countless bowed heads.
Those who bow their heads must have families or girlfriends, and it's not easy to choose now!
Yan Xu added another fire at this time: "One place seems to be a bit small, let's ask the three men." ”
Dong Li had already chosen a target, and while looking at it, she also replied to Yan Xu's words: "Three is just right." ”
"This big brother below, I see you dodging...... No, I saw your volunteering, can you share with us your understanding of this issue?"
The camera was given to the big brother, and at the same time, the staff at the bottom also prepared the microphone and handed it over.
The big brother in a suit still wanted to refuse, but everyone's eyes were on him, so he had to pick up the microphone.
"Uh...... The question ......"
The eldest brother was still thinking, and he didn't seem to have a good answer.
The crowd that wasn't shouted at began to look at the joke again.
This look is obviously the rhythm of being beaten by his wife after returning home, and everyone can't help but be happy when they imagine what he is about to face at night, although they don't make a sound.
Everyone saw that this eldest brother seemed to have thought about it, as if he had made up his mind and was ready to speak.
Yan Xu was also curious about what kind of answer he would give.
The eldest brother finally stopped being hesitant and made up his mind: "I...... I didn't want to answer, it's a bit embarrassing. ”
"But today I'm going to say it in front of everyone. ”
Everyone is interested, what kind of answer will be a little embarrassing, and he needs to muster up the courage to say it?
The audience at this show is also a god.
He went on to say, "I can't swim!"
Audience: "Hi ......"
There's no shame in that, but not being able to swim doesn't seem to solve this problem.
It seems that this answer is okay, and it is not difficult for a strong man to let people save him if he can't swim.
But what everyone didn't expect was that this was not all he answered, and he still had something to say.
"I didn't have a girlfriend at the time, so I took my mom on a trip, but my mom accidentally fell into the river while taking pictures. ”
This sentence immediately attracted everyone's attention again!
What's going to happen next? It can't be a bad thing, right......
It won't be because this big brother can't swim, and there is no one else to save him......
It's a bit of a shame, and there's a moral aspect.
But since people have said it, it shouldn't be what they think about.
He continued.
"I was so anxious that I didn't know what to do, so I jumped straight into the river. ”
It turns out that he himself jumped into the river, which is not bad, he is a filial child.
"When I was up and down in the river, when I didn't know what to do, I seemed to see a man, like a Smurf, jumping into the river. ”
And then what, and then what happened?
The eldest brother said, "Then I was rescued. ”
Oh...... That's it, ah, it's short.
It's time for Dong Li to ask, "And then is there any story behind it?"
He continued: "Actually, the river is not deep, and it is waist-high, but I don't know how to drink, but I drink a lot of water. ”
"Then a girl gave me artificial respiration. ”
Other viewers: "Call !!"
It turned out that it was a sister who saved him!
"Then she became my current wife. ”
Hmmm? Becoming his wife, what seems wrong?
Rely on it, rely on it!
became his wife!!!
Do you want to be like this, which is the answer to the question, this is obviously a bad hobby in Xiuen.
Originally, everything before was pretended to be a horse, and the purpose was to show affection!
It seems that the keyboard at night is saved, and you can still get a super big Momoda.
How the benefits are other people's, how can I not encounter such a thing!
Dong Li was also surprised: "This is equivalent to you and your mother falling into the river at the same time, and then both were rescued by your wife?"
The eldest brother scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Yes, if my daughter-in-law falls into the river with my mother, I don't have to worry about anything, otherwise my wife will have to come to save me again." ”
Lean on, look at his expression so badly!
I want to flatten him a thousand times!
That's sprinkling dog food!
Wow!
It's cold, where are the single dogs?
Huddle for warmth!