Chapter 166: A Money-Making Bureau
His degree of wealth obsession is incomparable to that of many dragons—Ake
"Lord Gru, many of my warriors' spears have been broken, and a large number of stirrups have been broken, please give us new equipment as soon as possible, we must not let the equipment cause us to lose the attack. ”
"Cut, Bartlet's consumption of your equipment is significant, me and my brothers, you see, there are only a few intact shields and heavy armor left? We have endured your impact and breakthrough over and over again, and it stands to reason that we will give priority to ensuring our equipment, otherwise you will be responsible for the casualties in the next training, of course I am not afraid of death, we are the most solid line of defense, how can you realize your value without us, that hehehe, Lord Gru, do you see it..."
"I said that you two are really shameless, one is on the defensive, the other is to contain and intersperse the formation, and it is our Pegasus Assault Force that is responsible for the enemy's large number of mobile forces to really end the battle quickly, Lord Gru, when do you look at our swords..."
"Damn... You people, I'm the first to en..."
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Luo Muye rubbed his eyebrows, which were a little painful, listened to the subordinates who were still chattering, got up from the seat with a wry smile and waved his hand to stop the subordinates who were still arguing, "Hey, I said can you be quieter? A group of you people rushed to me and quarreled for a long time, don't you just want a word, money? I can tell you, I-no-money" Saying that, Luo Muye turned his back and picked up the clothes on the back of the chair and tried to leave, "Hey, hey, don't don't, my lord, my lord, don't go, don't go, don't go, let's discuss, discuss" Luo Muye's actions startled everyone who asked for the account, and they all jumped to the door and stopped the God of Wealth in their minds, "My lord, I really don't want much, my centaur team is good for 2000 gold coins, no, 1500 gold coins, give it to me and I'll leave immediately." Bartlet blocked Luo Muye with his hand and explained anxiously, Luo Muye was very angry, he pointed to Bartlet's nose, and then moved his fingers to see "roll", "It's not an adult, you really can't go, we can't train if we don't have money, you don't know that we have joined so many new comrades, there is a general division of differential treatment." "Yes, my lord, you look at our Silver Pegasus Assault Force, if the knife is rusty, our role will not be so prominent. "Well, we dwarves don't have big shields and heavy armor, and it's difficult for us to ensure that the archer troops behind us are not disturbed, this is your core..." Luo Muye took a step back, took out a pair of handguards from his trouser pocket with a cruel smile, and looked at the people who asked for debts, "Goo, Bartlet, or you are thoughtful, my lord, this is what you said, one hundred gold coins for one punch, hehehe, then I'll come first." The dwarf who asked for the debt glanced at Bartlet, and quite helplessly took out the big shield and heavy armor from his backpack and lifted them above his head with a smile, Luo Muye clearly saw that the heavy armor was padded with cotton wool as heavy as the armor, whew, the dwarf exhaled hard, put the armor on his body, and waved his hand at Luo Muye: "Come on, my lord." I'm going to train in a while, it's quite hot in here!" Luo Muye looked at the dwarf who seemed to be prepared for a long time and the complacent Bartlet, standing in place like a log and watching the dwarf wave his hand to him, "Grass, get out, get out of Lao Tzu!" Luo Muye yelled at them, "Eh, my lord's equipment..." Get out of here, I can't give it, I'll find a way, now everyone will leave immediately, I said immediately!" Luo Muye pointed to the door and roared angrily, with Luo Muye's guarantee, the people who asked for the debt suddenly had confidence in their hearts, and immediately fled in disgrace, but after going out, they immediately changed into a happy look and left complacently, after all, the first step of this account has been completed.
"Damn!" Luo Muye slammed his fist on the table, smashed a hole in the table, looked at the broken table and touched it distressedly: "Oh, my money, 2000 gold coins for centaurs, 3500 gold coins for dwarves, 3000 for Pegasus, 1500 for tree people, unicorns, 8000 for phantom shooters, my God, I went there to get so much money, and the military supplies can only give me 10,000 gold coins in total, and I don't know when the next supply will be, what should I do, what should I do?" The grass blames this group of bastards, they are so fierce and don't know how to save some face for others, now it's okay, I know how to make money. Luo Muye rubbed his head in annoyance, sat back in the chair decadently and took a deep breath for this. "The most profitable thing in the world is just arms, pornography, gambling and drugs, but it doesn't seem to work, arms make a lot of money, but what we need now is arms are still pushed out at this time? Hey, no, if I repair weapons for the Terrans, maybe I can make a little money, but the fees earned by this kind of repair work are still not enough, Huang? Let the elf smash it to the Terran camp*** Forget it, this news will cause a mutiny, don't even think about the poison, but if there is a chance to sell it to the Hell Clan, it's still good, then bet? Well, yes, this seems to be feasible, then set up a gambling game, it is best to collect the scattered wealth of the human race and the barrier, and send it to the subordinates, it should be able to solve the urgent need, but this is not a long-term solution, Axi, it's so annoying!" Luo Muye stood up straight from the table irritably, and turned around twice to be regarded as moving.
Two months ago, thanks to MacArthur's fame, Luo Muye incorporated enough troops, entered a period of repair, and then after a month and a half of training, he successfully defeated the coalition of Jenova and Yolander in another simulated confrontation at a small cost, perhaps because the lesson was terrible, the two leaders did not give him a good face, so that Luo Muye now needs to spend a lot of money to repair the equipment of his troops to ensure victory in the next confrontation with the Terrans, but this is not an easy task after all"Hey, come here, Samuel, go and do me a thing, go check my current morale of the Terrans, including their thoughts on this contest." "Ah, how do you ask this? people won't tell me" Samuel who was passing by scratched his head and looked helpless, but Luo Muye was unmoved, as if he didn't know this difficulty, he patted the gold coin bag on his waist like a trick, making a jingling crisp sound, hearing this familiar sound, Samuel's eyes jumped, God knew how much he yearned for gold coins now, and immediately looked at the bag around his waist, "50 gold coins to go?" Luo Muye induced step by step, "I can find out what configuration your heart is, hehehehe, but money." As he spoke, he touched Luo Muye's gold coin bag, "Hey, hey, it's impossible to give you all of them, but this is ten gold coins." Luo Muye smiled evilly and pulled back the gold coin bag, and reluctantly took out ten gold coins and put them in Samuel's hand, "You... Hey, okay, I'll go check it out first. Samuel shook his head and hurriedly put away the 10 gold coins, and ran away for fear that Luo Muye would regret it for a while, Samuel's hurried departure made Luo Muye a little confused, "Cut, am I the kind of stingy person, what do you think of me." Luo Muye rubbed his nose and glanced at Samuel's back with disdain, turned around and walked to his dormitory.
The next day, Luo Muye was awakened by a loud noise, the noise at the door was almost close to his ears, and he could only sit up depressedly after covering his head with a pillow twice. "Woo" He stretched casually, listening to the noise outside, there was no weakness at all, and frowned unhappily: "What time is it, what is the noise?" After that, he got out of bed and walked to the door in his underwear, "Squeak" The wooden door was opened by him to reveal the figure behind him, "Grass, why are you again!" Luo Muye opened the door and just wanted to scold a few words, then he saw the old and shy subordinates standing at the door, no need to think that it was the owner who asked for money who came again," Hehehe, my lord, I'm sorry, we really have no choice, no money, no equipment, the brothers are not in a high mood, their combat effectiveness is low, and it is easy to have accidents, and the most important thing is that a few of us are not good at convincing the public, hehehe, so please sir..." "Forget it, you wait for me, I'll change my clothes. Luo Muye just wanted to open his mouth and scold people, but after thinking about it, he really couldn't blame others, but he shook his head with a wry smile, turned around and took the door and walked to the closet, seeing that the door was closed, and others could no longer hear him, Luo Muye was relieved and depressed and muttered: "Is this considered a debt collection, I understand the situation of those contract foremen who are asked for accounts, but then again, it is the same as if I am rich." "I rubbed my head that was a little painful, and I could only do it.
After a while, after Luo Muye finished changing clothes, he opened the door and waved to several subordinates outside the door, beckoned them to come in, and then pointed to the seats by the door, and nodded casually: "Please, you listen to me about money." Several subordinates glanced at each other, and finally did not rush to speak, but hesitated and sat on the corresponding seat, except for the tree man, because he directly crossed the root and pierced Luo Muye's first floor to bend over and fix himself, seeing that Luo Muye didn't feel sorry for this broken floor, but it couldn't attack. "I know everyone's intentions, and I don't have any money to be reasonable..."Luo Muye's words did not fall, and with a bang, the ceiling was also worn, and the treeman's hurried stand made the ceiling above his head immediately drill a big hole, and the others were no better, and they all got up and glared at Luo Muye, " Hey, hey, I haven't finished speaking, I can't meet all of your requirements at the same time, and now you don't know what the situation is, I have calculated that everyone has at most half of your requirements, and I don't have more, and now the situation is like this, I can see loyalty, so I can't help but give, of course, I promise that I will supply you with the rest of the materials as soon as possible, so it's okay, of course, I can't restrain your subordinates, I can't control their emotions, I'm very puzzled and angry, so what do I want you grassroots or middle-level officers to do, maybe this is just a means for you to blackmail me, but only this time I understandThere is only half of the military supplies, and you love it yourself, and if you don't, you will distinguish others. After Luo Muye finished speaking, he felt much better in his heart, and he crossed his legs to observe everyone's reactions, the news provided by Luo Muye had to say that these commanders who were present today were very disappointed, but thinking about it deeply, maybe this is already the limit of what Gru can do, as the leaders who have followed them all the way, of course they understand how much gold is needed for the growth of this army, and how heavy the price is for a leader who is not a hero, and after thinking for a long time, it is the centaur Batley who is the first to speak:" Okay, my lord, you have the final say, half is half, it's better than nothing, I want to know when the adults can provide us with the rest of the equipment and funds, otherwise it will be really difficult for us to do, after expanding the team, everyone is more difficult to lead the team, and the cost is quite serious. "I know, so the next question is the second question I want to say, we are very short of money, we are very short of money, understand" His words made his subordinates nod in unison, "Then do you know what is the most profitable business in the world?" Luo Muye leaned forward slightly, and threw out a question at the right time, "I know that it is a gardener, and it costs money to repair the body every time" The tree man half-lowered his body and shook his branches, and said happily, "Fart, it must be the tavern to see how much money those wine sellers make us" When the dwarf heard this, he got up in annoyance and kicked the tree man who was much taller than him, and retorted loudly, "What you said is not right, it is a handicraft, I heard that in human society, artwork I heard is often thousands of gold coins. The Pegasus warrior stopped the argument and said seriously and boasting, obviously this kind of showing off did not make Luo Muye's mood happy, almost without hesitation, he picked up a peanut and threw it at the Pegasus warrior, "pound" There was a crisp sound Pegasus warrior scratched his head innocently, "Lord Gru, why are you beating me" said and pouted quite aggrievedly, with a look of crying if you don't explain it to me, "Get out!" You are also an uninformed calf to sit there for Lao Tzu, and tell you that there are only three kinds of businesses in the world that make money in the world, not four or two. Luo Muye turned around and roared at the Pegasus Warrior and pointed to the seat on the very side. "My lord, don't you even know how many are there?" Bartlet, rather helplessly, spread his hands to express his puzzlement, "There are four of them, but there are two that you can't do. Luo Muye shook his head regretfully, "Hey, there are still businesses in this world that we can't make money, so what are the two kinds?" When the dwarf heard this, he stomped his feet and said disdainfully, "Yellow, poison!" Luo Muye calmly spit out two words "Oh" The sound of pulling out the weapon clearly, the subordinates who were still kind and pleasant had already pulled out their weapons with heavy faces, as if they had been greatly insulted, and some people even angrily aimed their weapons at Luo Muye, Luo Muye shrugged and seemed to have guessed that this reaction would be this kind of reaction. Now I understand, the remaining two are arms trafficking, one is gambling, there are many gambling houses in human beings seem to use as long as we can make a sum of money, but remember that this can only be an emergency solution, absolutely not as a persistent way to make money, weapons sales can be formally considered after we get through the difficulties, we have the craft and materials. After hearing Luo Muye's explanation, the subordinates who had a cold look finally eased up and silently put away their weapons.
"We are very poor now, and we can't repair and replace the weapons ourselves, let alone produce them, so we can only think of a way to gamble, I mean this way, since you are all here, I will talk about my plans, especially for the gambling part, I will not visit to tell you, I have asked Samuel to find out the news, no matter what the news is, we must pretend to be at odds with each other, it is the kind of discord that everyone knows, but it is the kind that refuses to break the kind I know a little Datuk, but we need it, and don't change the equipment too quickly, just to create a situation where we are under-equipped to the most elite troops, We have to pretend to be a posture of a sharp decline in strength for a period of time, but it is the kind of posture that is proud but has no real ability, and even in the case of provoking some of the Terrans, we will be beaten by a small scale of the Terrans, and after the news is known in the human gambling houses and those soldiers, then the gambling game among them will definitely be reopened to assess the strength, we have to pretend that the strength is very weak, let them increase the winning rate of the human race, increase our value, and wait until the end, we are suddenly injecting a sum of money so that they have no time to return, and win all the money, what do you think of this ideaLuo Muye asked tentatively, and all the subordinates looked at each other, and it took a long time for Bartley to whisper: "Isn't this okay? Many people will be sad" "Then do you have any better way? Otherwise, the centaur's share of the money will not be paid first." Luo Muye stomped his head and said with a displeased expression, "Don't don't, Lord Gru, I just want to ask when it will be implemented" The centaur Bartley immediately changed his tone and pulled Luo Muye to apologize, and replied without any restraint.
"Then it's decided, you guys will be a little bit cowardly in the coming days, be clever and try to show that we are very weak, do you hear, do we have the money to continue training, just look at the big sum this time, okay, if there is nothing to do, you come and sign, I can only allocate half of it to you first, take my voucher and go and withdraw the money." Luo Muye waved his hand and signaled everyone to leave quickly, when he came, all his subordinates were worried, and after getting new instructions, they were even more worried, this is an out-and-out challenge for the honest barrier clan, how to act to win and be real, and it seems that the strength has dropped significantly. That's not a simple question.
"Woo woo" Just when Luo Muye was thinking about how to move in the future, the chirping of the magic carrier pigeon interrupted his train of thought, he glanced at the carrier pigeon on the balcony with his head down and drinking water, got up and walked to the balcony to reach out and pressed the back of the carrier pigeon, and took off a tied note from his foot, "Your acquaintance visited" The signature was Youland, "Acquaintance, visit me? Who" Luo Muye shook his head and threw away the note, out of curiosity, he still took the coat that leaned on the back of the chair, and went out to Yolande's camp.