Chapter 88: Rock-paper-scissors
After finally teaching the little girl to remember what each movement represented, she said, "Is the jam ready?" ”
The little girl suddenly became serious, sat up straight, and said childishly: "Okay, Dad, let's start quickly." ”
Just as he was about to shout a slogan, Liu Zhe suddenly remembered something, and said: "Jam, it's not fun to guess boxing like this, whoever loses has to be punished, how about it?"
"Alright, Daddy, let's get started, Jam is going to play a game. "The little girl can't wait.
"Don't worry, we haven't decided what we're going to do if we lose. ”
Bei Bei pouted and said unhappily: "Okay, then Dad hurry up." ”
"Well, what about whoever loses and gets their ears snapped?" Liu Zhe said with a smile.
When the little girl heard this, she quickly covered her ears, puffed out her mouth and hesitated, her face was full of entanglement, she had been played by her mother before, it hurt so much.
Liu Zhe looked at the little man's entanglement warmly, the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be suppressed, and he didn't interrupt, let her think about it herself, anyway, it was just to make the little guy not so boring.
After a long while, Bei Bei slapped the quilt with both hands and pouted, "Hmph, okay then, the demon flicks his ears." ”
After hesitating, he continued: "But Dad has to be gentle, the jam will hurt." ”
At this time, Liu Zhe couldn't help laughing, even his head was not so dizzy, he was really a little ghost who healed people, and scared: "If it doesn't hurt, then how can it be called punishment." ”
"Hmm~" The little girl twisted her waist and said, "Don't, Dad, is it okay to play gently." ”
"Okay, flick gently. "It's just to scare her, naturally it's impossible to really play heavy, and he can't bear it, it's not a game, it's child abuse.
Child abuse can start at three years and the death penalty ...... If the case is serious, they will be deprived of custody and sentenced to 1-15 years in prison, depending on the circumstances, and fines and detention for 5 days to 1 year if the circumstances are minor.
In the last century, Huaguo did not establish the crime of child abuse at all, but only drew a dotted line, and although it was formally prohibited, the characterization was vague, and the punishment was weak.
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After agreeing with Beibei, Liu Zhe asked with a smile, "Is the jam ready?" After I shouted rock-paper-scissors, I started to guess the boxing. ”
When the little girl heard this, she immediately recognized it again, and responded crisply: "Ready." ”
"Rock-scissors...... Cloth!" Liu Zhe said as he looked like he was about to draw it out.
But obviously Bei Bei was faster, and he came out directly when he just finished shouting, and Liu Zhe could completely see that the little guy was out of the stone, and immediately subconsciously came out of the cloth.
Needless to say, Liu Zhe won, and immediately the little guy pouted in disbelief, muttering: "No, the jam didn't start to be serious." ”
Liu Zhe couldn't cry or laugh, is the little guy cheating?
However, there are still a lot of adults who say, "Okay, no, then let's start again, are you ready?"
"Alright. "The little girl is eager to try, and this time she must beat her father!
"Rock-scissors...... The last "cloth" was shouted by the two of them.
However, Bei Bei still failed to accept the lesson of the previous game, and was even more anxious, as if whoever came out first could win, and drew a punch as soon as the word "cloth" came out.
Needless to say, Liu Zhe still saw what she was out of, and then followed up with a shot, and it was he who won again, and Bu won Beibei's stone.
Huh? It's stone again...
"Gee, the jam isn't ready yet, let's do it again, again. Bei Bei kept shaking her body and shouted unhappily.
Again!
"Okay, for the last time, let's say okay, if you still lose, you can't cheat. What can he do, such a lovely daughter, of course, chooses to forgive.
The little girl nodded with a serious face, "Well, this time the jam is ready." ”
"Rock-scissors... Cloth!"
emmmmm……
Liu Zhe seems to have discovered something, because the villain came out this time... Or stones!
Looking at the depressed little girl, Liu Zhe said with a smile: "Jam, you lost." ”
At this moment, Bei Bei looked at his father's smiling face as if he had seen the big demon king, and began to stop doing it again, "Don't do it, Dad, let's do it again, Jam will definitely not lose." ”
came to this set again, this time Liu Zhe was not used to it, and said: "It's only three things, this is the third time." ”
"That'...... That dad is going to play gently. The little girl's little face was full of confusion, and she looked like she was about to cry.
"Mmmm, it must be gentle. ”
After receiving the affirmation, he reluctantly turned his head, his ears were facing his father, his face was full of nervousness, his two little hands were clenched, his big eyes were closed, and he looked generous and righteous.
Looking at this scene, Liu Zhe was a little funny, this little guy, he needs such a big reaction! But he still stretched out his hand, and he didn't scare her, but gently flicked it at Bai Nen's little ear.
Suddenly, the little girl was excited, and with a "wow" sound, she threw herself into her father's arms and cried, which was called a sad heart.
But why does Liu Zhe sound so like fake crying? He simply followed her performance, patted her back and said: "If you don't cry, you won't be beautiful if you cry again, if you don't like it, your mother won't like it, and if you don't like it, your mother won't like it, and if you don't like it, you won't buy delicious chicken wings for jam......
In Dad's nagging, the little guy finally couldn't help but turn crying into laughter, and directly giggled, and said vaguely: "Dad was deceived by jam, so he didn't cry, giggle~"
"Wow, you dare to lie to your father, see how your father teaches you. As he spoke, he scratched the little girl's armpit with his hand.
The little guy completely inherited his problem, that is, he was very afraid of itching, but the little man who was laughing and twisting his body in his father's arms was not to be outdone.
The father and daughter played for a while before they stopped, and made a mess on the bed, especially the little girl, who was blushing with laughter.
"Jam is fun, don't you play rock-paper-scissors?"
"Don't play, Dad hasn't lost, it's unfair, huh. Bei Bei said unhappily, and in order to show her determination, she said again: "Don't play." ”
Liu Zhe didn't know what to say, he also wanted to lose, but every time he guessed the boxing, his hands moved first, and he couldn't control himself.
"Let's do it again, this time Dad will lose. When he said this, Liu Zhe's face was full of confusion and weirdness.
"Really?"
"Uh-huh, really, Dad's luck has run out in the front, and he will definitely lose this time. ”
The little girl lying on the quilt in a large shape tilted her head and thought about it, but still said, "Okay, Dad must lose." ”
"Uh-huh, Dad must lose, Dad closes his eyes and guesses if it's okay?"
Liu Zhe estimated that the little guy would definitely come out of the stone next time, so he dared to say that he would lose with his eyes closed.