Chapter 687: Chen Xiaogan bowed down
Chen Xiao decided to let it go!
He is ready to fight to the death with Zhang Yang today. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, when he looked back and saw the big bowl of noodles in Zhang Yang's hand, he still had an urge to die.
This bowl of noodles is so full!
"Director, this side doesn't have to be so full, right?" he decided to save himself one more time.
If you really eat such a large bowl of noodles, it is estimated that you will not be too hungry until noon tomorrow.
"It's okay, our crew has money!" Zhang Yang replied.
"The crew is rich...... Chen Xiao almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Is this a matter of having money or not having money?
You take a bowl of fried noodles to prove that the crew is rich, isn't it too much to stand scrutiny!
"Hahahaha......"
The audience laughed heartily after hearing Zhang Yang's answer.
It is no secret that the flamboyant crew is rich, and most netizens have seen the food photos of their crew and know that his crew is really rich.
Chen Xiao, who almost had internal injuries, did not struggle meaninglessly, and silently took the noodles.
"Okay, okay, all departments are ready to start filming right away. Zhang Yang pretended to greet the empty stage around him, acting as if it was real.
"......" Chen Xiao almost didn't throw away the bowl of noodles in his hand.
I just picked up the noodles and you can't wait to get started?
How anxious are you?
Seeing that the two finally returned to the world of sketches, Su Qingyan and Sun Meili in the audience were also interested.
They all have a hunch that eighty percent of the script written by Zhang Yang is going to be abandoned.
With their understanding of Chen Xiao, he shouldn't sit still like this.
He's also a person who wants to make a show off when he gets the chance!
On the stage, Zhang Yang entered the state for a second, pretending to arrange the staff.
Of course, this part is a real performance, and of course there is no staff on the side to arrange it for him.
He just had to make time to steal noodles for the actor played by Chen Xiao.
But what almost made Su Qingyan and the two laugh crazy was that Chen Xiao should have eaten noodles secretly now, but he just glanced down at the bowl of noodles in his hand.
Yes, he just glanced at it and didn't eat.
I don't know if it's a little bit out of my mouth.
If it's a non-physical performance, it doesn't matter, now that Zhang Yang has really prepared noodles for him, he can't eat several big bowls in a row!
I'm going to die!
Therefore, he can only cut corners.
No matter how stupid he is, he won't be so stupid that he really eats a few big bowls of fried noodles on stage!
"Hahahaha......"
Looking at the witty Chen Xiao, Sun Meili laughed so much that she almost rolled on the ground.
The audience, who didn't know the inside story, was also amused by Chen Xiao's appearance of standing quietly on the side and looking at Zhang Yang.
Zhang Yang, who was "arranging" the staff, also seemed to sense that something was wrong, and glanced back.
Chen Xiao looked at him with wide eyes and looked at him like no one else.
"Ahem......" Zhang Yang almost burst out laughing, and he endured it stiffly.
"Okay, all departments are in place, let's start shooting. Zhang Yang knew that Chen Xiao had abandoned the plot of stealing food, so he could only skip this paragraph.
"Ready!"
"Let's go!"
"Wait a minute!" Chen Xiao suddenly interrupted, looked at Zhang Yang and said, "Director, shall we strive for one?"
"Hahahaha......"
The audience burst out laughing.
Zhang Yang also laughed out loud and replied: "Of course, it's good to be able to pass through, but this decision is not up to me but to you, it depends on your performance." ”
"I'm sure I'm doing well, but if I'm doing well, you can't play tricks!" Chen Xiao reminded.
"Hahahaha......"
The audience laughed again.
Su Qingyan and Sun Meili couldn't stop laughing.
They can hear it, Chen Xiao really abandoned the script completely.
According to the original script, he patronized noodles in this sketch, and he didn't perform this scene well in the end!
It's good now, as soon as the bowl of noodles comes out, he will directly fight for one.
They really didn't expect that a bowl of noodles would make Director Chen Da not calm.
"That won't be. Zhang Yang put on a serious face, "I'm the director, I'd love if you can pass me." ”
Audience: "Hahahaha......"
I don't know why, they just don't think this sentence has any credibility.
Today, if Chen Xiao is not killed by him, they will not believe it.
Chen Xiao, who knows a lot about Zhang Yang, is also skeptical, but these shameless words are already here, and he can only believe him for the time being.
"Alright, get ready!"
Hearing this, Chen Xiao immediately entered the state, picked up a chopstick noodle and sent it to his mouth.
Outcome......
"Oh......"
As soon as this noodle entered his mouth, he spit it all back into the bowl, looking like he was about to vomit.
It's so salty!!
This bowl of jajang-miso noodles looks so salty and salty!
This heavy taste really came unexpectedly!
At this moment, Chen Xiao really burst into tears.
Your sister!
Your uncle!
Do you want to be so pitiful?
You don't let go of a bowl of noodles?
Careless!
Too careless!
This stage is full of traps!
How could Zhang Yang give him a bowl of good noodles?
How could he let go of any chance to trap him?
Thinking about what he had just said, he realized that he was still too naïve.
"Hahahaha......"
Looking at the painful and shocked expression on Chen Xiao's face, the audience was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter, almost rolling on the ground with laughter.
They didn't know what was added to the bowl of noodles, but they could guess from his expression that there was something wrong with the bowl.
Su Qingyan and Sun Meili couldn't stand still laughing.
This surprise really came to them a little unexpected!
Even they didn't expect him to do anything in this bowl of jajangmyeon!
It's shameless enough to serve real noodles, but he still adds ingredients to the noodles?
No discipline can no longer describe his shamelessness!
"Oh-"
The atmosphere was so good that it was a mess.
The friends who watched the live broadcast were also amused by this picture.
Many people who are not disciplined are even discussing what ingredients are added to this bowl of noodles.
On the stage, Chen Xiao looked at Zhang Yang with a gaze that almost collapsed.
"What's wrong?
Audience: "Hahahaha......"
Chen Xiao: "......"
"If you don't like it, change the bowl. Zhang Yang waved his hand angrily, and immediately a staff member came up with another bowl, and replaced the fried noodles in Chen Xiao's hand without saying anything.
Before Chen Xiao could even see it clearly, the noodles in his hand had already been replaced.
"Poof—"
"Hahahaha......"
The audience, who had finally stopped, burst into laughter again, and couldn't stop laughing.
Even Chen Xiao was a little dumbfounded, and unconsciously glanced at the audience.
He really wanted to ask, how many bowls of noodles did you prepare for me?
"Okay, the second one, prepare, start!" Zhang Yang couldn't help but start the second one, and didn't even ask Chen Xiao if he was ready.
"......" Chen Xiao really wanted to die.
He was now holding a bowl of clear noodle soup in his hand, which looked delicious on the surface.
But...... He really didn't have the courage to say it again!
The feeling of eating salt just now is still lingering in his mouth!
What's hidden in this bowl of noodles?
Chen Xiao looked at this bowl of noodles blankly, and didn't dare to put it in his mouth after a few times, and twice he even put it to his mouth and was put back by him, that look, as funny as it is, as innocent as it is.
"Oh-"
The scene was boiling.
Both the audience and the guests couldn't help but cheer loudly!
The atmosphere in the discussion area was even better, and countless people posted that they had never seen such a funny sketch in their lives.
Many friends who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic are still pretending to analyze there, what Chen Xiao's expressions and actions are very real, it looks the same as the real thing, what is this an actor who has been delayed by the director, what is the plot of this sketch is very rich.
God knows what kind of laughter they had when they typed those words.
But there is one thing that everyone agrees on.
This is definitely the worst time Chen Xiao has been pitted!
Looking at Zhang Yang's attitude, he is ready to let Chen Xiao try all the flavors that Sun Meili and they have tasted in "Extremely Picky"!
"That actor, that actor!" Seeing Chen Xiao standing still and not eating, Zhang Yang became furious, "What's the matter with you?
"......" Chen Xiao's eyes widened, looking at him with an incredible gaze, and his fragile heart seemed to have been greatly impacted.
OMG!
Is there any place to reason?
He still has a mad face?
Chen Xiao was about to cry.
What kind of people are these!
How can there be such a shameless person in the world?
"Can you act? If you can't act, you can change people!" Zhang Yang acted like that, and at the end, he actually yelled at Su Qingyan in the audience: "What kind of broken actor are you looking for? I can't eat a single noodle!"
Su Qingyan, who was laughing happily, was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect that he would lie down with a gun.
"Hahahaha......" the audience slapped their thighs with laughter.
"Director!" Chen Xiao grabbed a piece of information in Zhang Yang's words, and hurriedly said: "I'...... I found out that I'm not acting material, you can change people!"
"Huh?" Zhang Yang was stunned for a moment, and asked with some astonishment: "Did I say a replacement?"
"It's been said, it's been said!" Chen Xiao nodded busily, playing an actor who was eager to quit this role.
In fact, he himself can't tell whether he is acting in a show or showing himself.
He doesn't play anymore!
He really doesn't want to play anymore!
I can't afford to play!
The opponent is too strong, too shameless, too shameless, too undisciplined, too unlimited!
He's willing to lose!
"Uh......" Zhang Yang didn't seem to expect that he actually said the words of substitution, and after hesitating for two seconds, he reluctantly said: "It's okay, I'll give you another chance." ”
"Don't ......" Chen Xiao almost cried, "Director, you can give this opportunity to others, I really don't ...... for acting"
"Hahahaha......"
"Oh-"
The scene boiled again, and countless people almost fell off their positions with laughter.