Xiong Erwei's two broken pickup trucks are completely unopenable, so broken that they can't even be repaired, broken to this kind of Cheng dù, nothing is more broken than this, Brother Xiong was very depressed for a while without a car, he felt that there was much stronger than nothing, even if it was a broken car or a pair of broken shoes.

It is only a short time that barefoot is not afraid of wearing shoes, no one is always barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes, at that time it is not a problem of bare feet, that is, the feet are going to break the skin, and even rotten meat, Brother Xiong analyzes from this reason that a broken car is much stronger than no car.

Brother Xiong pondered and pondered, desperately hoping to get a car, whether it was a car or a battery car, thinking of the battery car Xiong Erwei knew a place, that is, there was a shop at the intersection of Tulou Town that repaired the battery car, where there were a lot of old battery cars.

Brother Xiong has a characteristic, he can't take anything to heart, he must finish it immediately, he is like a hundred insects scratching his heart, he can't eat or sleep well, and he can't wait to eat and sleep, that is, he is restless and uncomfortable with anything.

Brother Xiong dragged Gao Feng to the car repair shop at the intersection of Tulou Town, he wanted to buy an old battery car, when Brother Xiong came to this car repair shop, he took a fancy to a battery car at a glance, this is still a ninety percent new battery car, the condition is new, it seems that he didn't ride for a long time, the paint on the body is intact and has not fallen off.

This battery car is still a knife brand battery car, this knife brand is also a famous brand, the color of the car is that dark green, it looks very clean and beautiful, Brother Xiong immediately fell in love, around the battery car for many circles, left and right to look at the love of the hand.

Brother Xiong pointed to this knife brand battery car and said to Gao Feng: "Brother Gao, I just like this battery car, I like the brand of knife, and I also like the knife face, I take a fancy to this car, I want to buy it." ”

Gao Feng shook his head and frowned: "Brother Xiong, this is a new car, it is not a second-hand old car, you have to buy it for a lot of money!"

Xiong Erwei said: "Brother Gao, I just fancy this car, whether it is second-hand or not, I have to buy this knife car!

Xiong Erwei really made up his mind, he called the boss of the car repair: "Boss, I want to buy your Xiaodao brand battery car, you can make a price!"

The car repair boss looked at Xiong Erwei, did not answer him but gestured his finger to Xiong Erwei twice, Xiong Erwei asked: "Boss, you are too expensive, you are a second-hand car, you still need two hundred and five, aren't you a pit person?"

When the boss of the car repairer heard this, he squinted at Xiong Erwei several times, and looked at him with great disdain: "Hmph, your grandmother's is only two hundred and five, you can't see your fingers clearly, I'm two hundred and five, I mean two thousand five like this!"

The boss of the car repair said that it was two thousand five, and Comrade Xiong Erwei jumped up more than three feet high at that time, and jumped back and forth in front of the car repair boss: "Boss, you are too dark, you are a second-hand car, you open your mouth to the sky, it is not a new car, you ask for two thousand five, two thousand five I might as well buy a new car, you are too high to ask for a price!"

Xiong Erwei jumped back and forth in front of and behind the car repair boss, jumping up and making the car repair boss upset, he picked up a big activity wrench and smashed it towards Xiong Erwei: "Your grandmother's, you are blind, you can't see that this is a new car, Lao Tzu just rode back from the store, Lao Tzu spent 2,005, you jump again, Lao Tzu will split you!"

Xiong Erwei was ten meters away from the car repair boss, and then jumped around again, like a monkey jumping around, as long as the owner picked up the leather whip, it jumped far away.

"Hehe, boss, you come to split, you have the ability to split!"

The boss of the car repair smashed the wrench, smashed it more than 30 times in one breath, and did not hit Xiong Erwei, he was so tired that he was sweating profusely, and he was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, but there was no way to take Xiong Erwei, the more the car repair boss had no way, the more Comrade Xiong Erwei was more and more energetic.

"Boss, don't stop, you continue to smash me, you are welcome to smash me!"

But the car repair boss was ruined, and scolded Xiong Erwei: "Damn, you kid is a two-ball product, don't jump if you have the ability, you jump closer if you have the ability, see if Lao Tzu doesn't smash you into a pulp!"

Xiong Erwei teased the boss vigorously: "Come on, boss, aren't you going to smash it into a pulp, you can smash it, you are welcome to smash it!"

Xiong Erwei can really toss, jumping back and forth, making the boss of the car repair so angry that he almost went crazy, he threw the big wrench in his hand at once, and the big wrench flew directly towards Xiong Erwei's head.

The big wrench flew out with a strong wind, and the peak who was standing on the side was still startled, and he was about to reach out to catch the big wrench, but Xiong Erwei shouted to him: "Brother Gao, don't take it, this is what your brother Xiong wants, don't destroy this good thing, this is called leading the snake out of the hole!"

Gao Feng also frowned: "Brother Xiong, this is a king-sized activity wrench, more than ten kilograms, if you can't dodge, then you will be finished!"

The big wrench was about to fly to Xiong Erwei's side, this Brother Xiong still didn't change his face and his heart didn't beat, he patted his chest with confidence and said to Gao Feng: "Brother Gao, you also underestimate my Brother Xiong, that's the ability you haven't seen Brother Xiong, isn't it just a big wrench, Brother Xiong, I will hide in a minute!"

Xiong Erwei is so confident, he is not panicked at all, he is not busy at all, he also straightens his chest, Gao Feng saw that the activity wrench was only one meter away from Xiong Erwei, Gao Feng casually shouted: "Brother Xiong, you don't hide yet, it's too late if you don't hide!"

Xiong Erwei looked up, and he was almost faint with fright: "My mother, this big wrench is so fast, I'm not ready yet, I'm going to make a beautiful gold and steel bridge, but I can't complete that beautiful action now!"

Xiong Erwei didn't have time to make a move, seeing that the big wrench was about to be nailed to the door of his head, Xiong Erwei couldn't care a lot, a dog gnawed shit action directly on the ground, when Xiong Erwei lay down, he found that there was really a big piece of dog shit on the ground, he was in a hurry and almost ate all the big piece of shit into his stomach, Brother Xiong chewed two bites, spit out the shit and scolded angrily.

"Grandma's balls, whose dog is shit here, this dog's food is fucking good, it smells of fish-flavored shredded meat. ”

Xiong Erwei's embarrassment of gnawing shit, the boss of the car repair was overjoyed, and laughed heartily: "Haha, you bear goods, you deserve it, you deserve it, haha, but laugh at me, this piece of shit is the shit of my dog, this is called retribution, retribution!"

The boss of the battery car was so happy, he hated this Comrade Xiong Erwei to death, he was so tired just now that he almost didn't get angry, although he didn't kill the bear this time, but let him eat the shit pulled by his own dog, it was also a bad breath.

The moment Xiong Erwei lay down, the big wrench thrown out by the car repair boss flew over Xiong Erwei's scalp, and was smashing on the brand-new battery car faucet of the knife brand, smashing the dashboard on the battery car faucet, and the plastic shell flew to the ground, and the alarm of the battery car suddenly rang non-stop.

The moment the battery car was smashed, the face of the car repair boss froze, and it was like a wood carving clay sculpture in general, and it took him a long time to react, and then he ran towards the battery car like crazy, holding the bad car of the battery car with a headache and crying.

"My mother, my battery car, my knife battery car, the new car I just bought!"

This car repair boss howls more fiercely than Zhang Fei of the Three Kingdoms, three tears and four snot crying fiercely.

At this time, Xiong Erwei had already gotten up from the ground, and he comforted the boss who repaired the car: "Big brother, don't be sad, as the saying goes, people can't be resurrected after death, so you should mourn and change, the dead are already dead, and the living will continue to live, you have to be strong!"

"Fuck your head, be strong, it's not because you smash you bastard, my knife battery car can be smashed like this, you pay my knife battery car!"

The boss of the car repair was crazy and rushed towards Xiong Erwei, Xiong Erwei ran away, and said to the car repair boss while running: "Big brother, you smashed it yourself, this has nothing to do with me, besides, you are a battery car, there are many second-hand battery cars, you can ride a second-hand battery car, why do you buy a new one?"

The boss who repaired the car chased after him, scolding while chasing wildly: " You bear goods, you two ball goods, Lao Tzu has repaired the battery car for more than 30 years, has been riding the old battery car, the old battery car has annoyed Lao Tzu to ride, Lao Tzu looked at people riding a new battery car, Lao Tzu was red-eyed, Lao Tzu made up his mind to buy a new battery car to ride, Lao Tzu just bought it today and rode less than 50 meters away, you bastard is here, you are a broom star, you pay me a knife battery car!"

The boss of the car repair is chasing wildly behind, Xiong Erwei is running wildly in front, don't look at Xiong Erwei is lean and lean, this goods can run faster, faster than the rabbit, he is thirty years younger than the boss of the car repair, running like a gust of wind, he is not running in a straight line, it is running in a bend and turn, like a snake swimming in the water, half an hour down the boss of the car repair is tired, tired like a dog panting.

When the car repair boss was so tired that he couldn't catch his breath, Xiong Erwei returned to him and smiled at him: "Hehe, big brother, your battery car was smashed by yourself, then it can only be regarded as a broken car, why do you a boss who repairs a battery car ride a broken car, this is more than your price, you can sell this battery car to me, sell it to me for two hundred and fifty yuan!"

The boss who repaired the car was so tired, he was panting vigorously with his hands and legs crossed, and he didn't have the strength to answer Xiong Erwei's words, so Xiong Erwei said: "Big brother, if you nod like this, then even if you agree, this is two hundred and fifty yuan, you can take it, and I will push away this Xiaodao brand battery car!"

Xiong Erwei threw 250 yuan to the car repair boss, pushed the battery car and ran away like crazy, the car repair boss came to his senses for a long time, and scolded Xiong Erwei's ass in the distance: "My day your brother, I am nodding, I am tired and panting, you bear goods are too good at business, Lao Tzu bought it back for 2500, you pushed it away for 205, you are 205 when you are Lao Tzu!"