Chapter 47: If you don't do it, you won't die

Hu Ermu has never been so embarrassed, the first time he was in charge of the Vulcan Camp did not make an inch, but he lost all the face of the Vulcan Camp at one time, and he was ashamed and humiliated, he was poured into a soup chicken, not to mention, he was pinched by a soft persimmon, and the dignified Vulcan Camp was chased away.

It's really a nest of fire when you think about it, this is not shameless, and you have to find a way to suppress his arrogance.

Cai Shuzhang was extremely cool at the moment, as a relational household entered the Vulcan Camp as the captain of the sword and shield soldiers, but the first time he performed the mission, he was broken by the bear, and since then it has been like a demon, every time he performs a task, no matter how big or small, he will be injured, and he once doubted his life, and he can't help but ask why I am always injured? Since then, he has won a resounding title of "General of Constant Defeat" , and even the sword and shield soldiers became a laughing stock in the army, and finally were beaten by the soldiers, as the victim was also dismissed from the military power, I feel aggrieved when I think about it, I didn't expect that he had lost a lifetime, and today he defeated the invincible Vulcan Battalion, which is really a change of feng shui.

"Khurmu, lay down your weapons and spare you from dying. "What a standard of words, whether he has the demeanor of a general, he also learned Tie Zhihe's way of pointing the country, and he is really a villain's face.

The strategists around me are a little unbearable, oh my God, how could I assist such an idiot, haven't you won in 10,000 years, you haven't seen the world, what kind of victory is this, it's far from the big battle you planned.

"I said Cai Shuzhang, it's almost there, poor people don't chase after it, this person doesn't pose a threat. ”

"You don't understand, this is my strategy, and when they get tired, they will definitely be able to tie their hands down. ”

Oh my God, what is this saying, did you buy the certificate of the captain of the Vulcan Battalion? Well, you really guessed right, you spent a lot of money to buy it, you are really clever, admire and admire.

That's it, he can't turn over the car right now, let him play, and when he has had enough, he will retreat.

Cai Shuzhang doesn't think so, their minds are full of pictures of asking for merit and rewards, how can they say that they will also be the first elder in the village in the future, can't they make more contributions, otherwise what kind of bragging, no, establish prestige!

You chase it, you chase it, and continue to provoke with words, at first it was more reliable to persuade him to surrender, and then he began to ridicule, and finally scolded his mother, isn't this a death, but he also scolded more and more energetically, and scolded all the words he had been scolded before to Hu Ermu, he was happy, causing others to complain, boss, can you shut up, that is the Vulcan camp after all.

Hu Ermu has never been scolded like this in his life, it is more shameless than pointing at his nose and scolding, if he had usually cut him with a knife, but now, not only want to cut him, but also want to cut him naked.

"Kulzan, they're pushing people too much, think of a way. ”

Kurzan is a calm person, and today he is also a little out of control, and he has a thought in his heart to cut him, and he must be cut down.

He quickly flipped through the art of war he had read in his mind, and suddenly thought of a countermeasure.

"Big brother, let's go separately, see you in the valley ahead. ”

Khurmu instantly understood what he meant, these were their usual tricks.

Facing the two teams of people who suddenly separated, Cai Shuzhang was a little confused, why did he separate, who should I chase?

"Don't chase it, be careful of deception. ”

Cai Shuzhang was proud at this moment, where did he listen to the persuasion: "Don't worry, the military advisors are nothing more than scared, and they fled for their lives, but that Huermu is arrogant on weekdays, and today I must extinguish his prestige." ”

It's not so bad, don't you listen to persuasion? It's really aggrieved, why did the organization let me assist him, it's like a pig, and I have to ensure his safety, isn't it embarrassing, is it too late for me to regret it now?

Hu Ermu was familiar with the road, and rushed to the valley mouth with all kinds of turns, deliberately waiting, and saw Cai Shuzhang following him, and skillfully led the team into the valley.

Cai Shuzhang saw that Hu Ermu stopped for a moment, and his heart was furious, is this looking down on me, do you really not believe that I can kill you? He will really be wrong, he is really too self-inflicted, in Hu Ermu's heart, you are not even qualified to be an enemy.

"Don't go, there's an ambush. This military advisor had an ominous premonition, but it was too late to say anything, and Cai Shuzhang had already obediently followed up the valley.

Is this the day to kill me, how many immoral things did you do in your previous life when you meet such a teammate, and only then did you suffer this retribution, I will not accompany you to die, but unfortunately it was too late, and a spear pierced his body accurately.

Blood immediately gushed out, and at this moment he felt cold, he didn't expect that he was wise and wise, even if he missed anything, he was actually killed by this stupid person, sad, lamented, pitiful.

It is really fearless for those who don't know, Cai Shuzhang is still in hot pursuit, this valley is getting narrower and narrower, and suddenly it suddenly becomes clear, this is a dead end, there is no way ahead, and the only way is occupied by himself, obviously there is no suspense, Huermu's life and death are only in his own thoughts.

This feeling of controlling the life and death of others is really cool, so he decided to pretend to be a bull again, and learn Yi Tiezhen's tone (because there is no one more proud than him): "Kuermu, you are cornered, and you don't get off the horse and surrender, if you obediently kowtow three times and call me grandpa, I may spare you from death." ”

It's really stupid.,I'm already dead and I don't know it.,And kowtow.,Grandpa?you.,When I don't strip it off, I won't be surnamed Hu.,Ah no.,Huer,Eh.,What is my last name?,Why did I have such a strange name.。

"Kuermu, are you stupid, I'll only give you three seconds, don't blame me if you miss it. ”

Hu Ermu really didn't want to say a word to this idiot, for fear that he would insult his IQ, so he directly raised his knife and killed him.

Cai Shuzhang didn't expect that Hu Ermu would not surrender if he died, but as long as I could spare my life, let alone kowtow and call grandpa, I could recognize my ancestors, but fortunately, it was not me who lost.

"Give it to me, and break the body of the Huermu into ten thousand pieces. ”

Cai's army is 10 times that of the Vulcan battalion, 3,000 people against 300 people, the Vulcan battalion is completely at a disadvantage in the terrain, there is no suspense in this battle, the two teams are fighting, only to know that the gap between the regular army and the miscellaneous army is not as vulnerable as imagined.

See how long you can still be vigorous, even if the combat effectiveness of individual soldiers is not as good as yours, no matter how you say it, it is 1 person to beat 10 of us, and you will definitely be defeated.

At this time, he asked proudly: "How is it, military advisor, what I said is right, I will be able to deal with him." ”

It's just that I didn't wait for praise for a long time, and looked around carefully, but I didn't find him: "Where did the military advisor go?"

The guard next to him shook his head.

"Why are you still stunned, go and find it. "Cai Shuzhang is really angry, these wastes can't even look at a big living person, how can no one praise him at such a critical moment, so that Yan knows that he is not useless.

At this time, the loud sound of horses' hooves came from the valley behind him, Cai Shuzhang mistakenly thought it was a lost military advisor, he leisurely approached the valley mouth, and said as he walked: "I said military advisor, you really missed a good show, I don't know how wise and clever I was just now... He wanted to say all the compliments, but he was at a loss for words.

But he didn't wait for the military advisor he had in mind, but the fierce and vicious Kurzan.

Before he finished his words, he was frightened and fell off the horse, Hu Erzan held back the fire in his belly, the spear poked out a few shots in succession, Cai Shuzhang rolled on the ground like a ball to dodge, if he was the first in the world in terms of life-saving skills, he knelt down skillfully, and kept begging for mercy in his mouth: "Second Master Ku spare his life, the little one knows that he is wrong, he is all instructed by others, I surrender, I report." ”

Cai Jiajun, who was in the canyon and was in a hurry, was suddenly dumbfounded, his own commander actually knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, how is this possible, where did they come from? Eh, is it time to surrender in this situation? This is really with the wrong master, with him he was bullied, and finally turned over as a serf and sang, he surrendered again, oh my God, kill that idiot, it's really the Fang family.

Cai Jiajun saw that the commander was captured, and there was no point in struggling, so he skillfully put down his weapon, held his head in his hands, and surrendered on his knees.

Hu Ermu, who was also the commander-in-chief, was dumbfounded in an instant, and surrendered like this? Don't you stop struggling? It's really a soldier who instigates one, and will instigate a nest, and the Cai family is the first in the world in terms of the speed of surrender.

Hu Ermu stared at Cai Shuzhang viciously: "Come on, strip him naked and hang him, let me whip him 300 whips first, and then chop him up and feed it to the dogs." ”

I don't know which sentence is true and which sentence is false, it is all true in Cai Shuzhang's ears at the moment, he hurriedly kowtowed: "Uncle Hu, they are all small mouths, I will smoke myself 30 times first, and you will dissipate your anger." He smiled and said, "You don't remember the villain, the prime minister can swim in his stomach... ”

Looking at his broken head and swollen cheeks, it was really ridiculous and infuriating, and Kuermu was almost sympathetic to him: "Okay, what nonsense is it talking about, I'll give you a good time." ”

The soldiers of the Cai family are all dead, they are really blind and follow such a wreck, and everyone wants to kill him and feed the dogs.

"Uncle Ku, you can't kill me, I'm still useful. After speaking, he cried with a handful of snot and tears.

Kuermu can't see a man crying and crying the most in his life, which is really infuriating: "Hurry up and drag him away, I don't want to see him again." ”

Cai Shuzhang was already slumped on the ground, rolling around like a child, which was shocking.

"Wait, it might be useful to keep him. ”