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"Gru, I've decided that the rations for our rats will come out of your house in the future. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Mickey lay on the ground, but he didn't forget to yell at Gru. "Well, well, haven't you found the smell of your mother, why did you ransack my house. Luo Muye, who reacted, was very dissatisfied, jokingly cooking a meal and eating all the onlookers for Mao and being slandered once, you see that the Cryll couple still haven't remembered to find Mickey to complain about the looting of their home, Claire is holding a chili pepper and putting it in her mouth to lick it, and then take it out and take it out and then send it in to lick it, but such a disgusting picture, none of them came out to stop it as if it was taken for granted. "If you want my brothers to be satisfied, then tell me the process and ingredients of how to make this dish, give me a recipe, not only will I not pester you again, but there will be my rat army covering you in this acre of land in Kanna, and whoever provokes you will help you raid the house" Mickey immediately turned into a rogue rat boss. "But what if someone else doesn't have a home or a foreigner?" Luo Muye was still more interested in this news ability, don't forget that he also had an ice sword and fire sword collision task on his head. And although he is now a half-sized man and has a certain martial arts, to put it bluntly, he is still a weak chicken, and he will return to the earth with a hammer from any third-level soldier. And then he still needs money, where does the money come from. "Then I'll help you form a group to scold him. Mickey bluntly said, "What language?" and "It should be rat language, after all, I'm the only one who can speak human language." Mickey was more helpless, "Then you tell me, what do I want such a group of rat soldiers for? Even if you are scolding, can the other party understand?" Luo Muye understood that it was the kind of food that changed to a scolding fan group or the other party couldn't understand. "But what if it's a druid?" the watcher is full, and he's so ghostly gank. "Yes, druid" Mitch began to pride again. "Forget it, I'll sell it to you, your future rat army will support me in public opinion, and give me the best support in action" After all, it's not good to offend Mickey, the rat leader, or to prescribe a more needed condition, after all, the recipe is still given to your own things, and there is more than one person who will do it, and it is relatively short of money. Then Luo Muye smiled and stretched out three fingers. "3000 gold coins, although it is very expensive, but it is worth it, but I don't have so much money, let me think of a way" After speaking, Mickey became silent and estimated that he was thinking about where to get money, but our Luo Muye was shocked and began to tremble, he originally thought that it would be good to sell 3 gold coins, and he was even ready to get 1 cheaper. "One hundred gold coins for a small bag, 30 bags for a cart of gold coins" Luo Muye began to count. ", a cart of gold coins, get rich, get rich" Luo Muye, who had calculated the approximate capacity of the gold coins, jumped up excitedly and hit the ceiling head-on, and then tragically hit the boundary, and his head was stuck on it. "Hey, hey, who's going to help me, I'm stuck, I'm stuck. "Happiness and sorrow is probably a portrayal of the present, "The weather is good today, Claire looks good, Mickey, your business is good, Grandma Ding, you are about to give birth, I will send you to the pastor", bustling, noisy and noisy, no one wants to help Comrade Gru, who hangs on the ceiling. "When the money is in hand, I'll invite everyone to drink, and you can put me down first if you want to drink." had no choice but to be tempted by interests, poor Luo Muye's money had not yet arrived, so he spent a sum of money first, and got such a promise, and then there was a bunch of hands to drag poor Luo Daxian, and I don't know who dragged the place was not quite right and used a little effort, and then the ceiling of the upper floor came from Gru's screams, when Luo Daxian was finally rescued, he didn't have time to say any words of thanks, and he went to the toilet, took off his pants and looked at his little brother, oh God is so miserable, it's all purple, the most terrible thing is to lengthen, to the living one, according to the law of conservation of mass, so this length is at the cost of a sharp reduction in width。 Hey, it's all tears slowly, and for a long time, Luo Daxian said faintly, "Forget it, anyway, if you don't need it for a short time, you're thinking of a way in the future." The heartbroken Gru finally chose to face it, and soon Mickey transported the money to Gru, using the rat army's burrow tactics, which was completely a rat and a gold coin transported alive from the ground, and the bag was a magic master's accommodation belt, and hundreds of gold coins were specially converted for this purpose. , Everyone here is waiting for Gru's treat, Mickey's heartache for giving money is in stark contrast to Gru's smug face when he counts the money, and finally the handover is completed, everyone is still bustling and rushing to the best walnut tavern in Canna, Mickey didn't go and probably lost a huge amount of money, he has no strength, but this monster is trustworthy to give a spoon that I don't know what material it is and threaten to blow the whistle if it is difficult. They decided to go to Walnut, the owner of the Walnut Tavern was a member of the Adventurers' Guild in his early years, he traveled to many places and experienced a lot of things, he was too old to walk all over the place, and he opened a bar in Canna alone to mix some rum, and his story was attractive enough that many travelers and merchants would stop here, and it was even rumored that the nephew of Lucifer's distant cousin and second aunt of the Thieves' Guild also took a stake in it. When everyone arrived at the Walnut Tavern, the boss was bartending, and there were not many people, but the group of black-robed people in the corner were still very eye-catching, all black-robed, they couldn't see their faces, and each person had a glass of ale, but no one drank it, which looked very weird, and the boss didn't ask, after all, there were too many weirdos in this continent. There have been 10 dragons who have transformed into white robes and gone to drink, and the tavern owner saw a slender and graceful figure and went to talk, and then the tavern was sprayed by the dragon. So you can tell a story in a tavern, but you can't ask for information about the guests. The boss doesn't say that it doesn't mean, everyone is not curious, this is not our mouth cheap king Luo Daxian opened the golden mouth. "Behold, there are many black-robed men, like ghosts that do not look like the spirits of the dead. I'd love to open it and take a look. Hearing this, the black-robed man over there began to tremble all over his body, and a cold aura instantly permeated, and everyone shivered. At this moment, the outermost black-robed man took off his sleeve, a beautiful woman with black hair, blue eyes, fair skin and no blood, except for the head, the whole body was covered by a black robe. "Am I like an undead? If you insist on making insulting words to a priest who is devout to the gods, then I don't mind learning from the dragon clan and killing you here" The voice of this beautiful woman is thin and long, but it is not good, giving people a kind of banshee voice, in order to match the words of the beauty, the black-robed man raised the cold aura again, and the sudden drop in temperature made the boss frown. "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, this kid is a mouthful, I'll clean him up for you, saying that the watchdog behind me will give Luo Muye two mouths when he comes up. "Where are you, do you still want to drink" Luo Muye, who covered his mouth, said aggrievedly, "I like gold coins, I like drinking, but I don't want to die, can you have a little brain, that's a priest and put a Rubik's cube, do you go to fight or do I go?" After speaking, Luo Muye picked up the whistle that had not yet been hot, and blew it desperately. The beautiful woman just looked at it and didn't speak, but took out a magic wand from under the black robe, and after a while a mouse appeared quickly, running so powerfully, and came at Gru, with a note under his neck, and his eyes were so determined although they were flustered. It was not only the beauty who was stunned, but even Luo Muye himself was blinded, "This is your reinforcements? a mouse? Do you want to rely on this to defeat me?" The beauty looked at the rushing mouse and smiled disdainfully, Luo Muye was also extremely embarrassed, cursing in his heart The unreliable Mickey said good public opinion support, said good rat army support, and then the flying mouse came to Gru's feet, squeaking, "He said that the boss gave you a letter, he was also leaving, and said that he hoped to have a chance to see you, he was forced to come by drawing a lot." The beauty actually understands the language of rats and starts to translate. There was only one sentence on Mickey's paper, "You **** to offend a pastor, I'll run away first". also attached a mocking expression by the way, luo muye looked at the crooked words on the letter, and there was a burst of embarrassment, and a cold sweat appeared. "Ah, noble lady, this is a misunderstanding, I swear in the name of my Gru that everything I have just done was to get your attention, and now that my purpose has been achieved, go and see the land I have planted, and it is too bad to have been stealing vegetables lately, and I will see you again. With that, he was about to leave the tavern. "You're Gru, but so, my name is Vidnina, and trust me as a name you'll soon remember and remember for the rest of your life. Leave you alone for now, okay, get out. After the beauty finished speaking, she turned around and returned to her original position, this is the end? Although Luo Muye was strange, he didn't dare to say anything and left this place quickly, as for the onlookers, they had already finished running away when the cold breath was released, and they were all waiting outside the tavern to watch a good show. "Hey, hey, it came out and it was intact, it's amazing, how did Gru solve it just now, does drinking count: the sound of twittering scared Gru, this group of unrighteous people, they appeared when they drank, and they all ran away. "Of course it's me Gru who is powerful at me...", he said and changed his intention to boast, "A cold snort interrupted Luo Muye. "I was gentlemanly, she just let me perform the skull-shattering wine bottle, and we shook hands and made peace. "What about you?" Ah, if you don't want to drink anymore, go for a walk and drink in another place. Obviously, drinking alcohol is still easier for everyone to follow the rhythm, but Luo Muye, who breathed a sigh of relief, couldn't help but recall the name just now, he always felt very familiar, but this familiarity was not a friendly familiarity, with puzzlement, he chose to drink to forget, but he didn't know that a disaster was coming towards Canna, and how many people who drank together today could live.

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