I can't understand, I can't understand, I completely understand the unreasonable! What's wrong with this world? Could it be that I washed away the world in my understanding as soon as I went to the toilet, just such a short period of time when Korean dramas were interspersed with advertisements, the world has undergone earth-shaking changes, who can tell me what has happened——!!!

Now my home, with chickens, flying dogs and jumping is indescribable, I personally watched my mother start to prepare the dishes for cooking, but the next second I blink of an eye the dishes are ready, it feels like watching a movie was partially edited, the process of cooking was skipped, if it was just like this, I wouldn't be too surprised, at most I thought I was crazy. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

But in the next second, my mother and my three-year-old brother were ready to salute, smiled and told me that they were going to take my brother to the northeast to play in the mud, as if some relative called and said, "I'm coming to Hebei Province" and hung up.

When I came back to my senses, there was nothing left of my house.

=mouth=

You should stop me and explain it to me!!

"Ah Shen. Lin Xi appeared behind me like an earthbound spirit and patted me.

"Wow, Lin Xi, where did you come from?" I was smart, and I was almost so frightened that I had a heart attack, and I looked around, there should be no other place to enter except the main entrance, so how did she appear behind me.

"It's all (9) who cares about the details, so let's get off to school as soon as possible. ”

"Uh... etc......"

Lin Xi seemed to have comprehended the speed of light, and when I came back to my senses again, I had already appeared in front of the gate of the private Phoenix Academy.

This sense of confusion in the time of watching a movie made my head dizzy and dizzy, and I looked like I was on a roller coaster and shook my head from side to side. There is a "ahhh~" beeping sound from the mouth.

Suddenly, a group of people who couldn't see the edge at a glance came out of nowhere, and everyone's expressions were excited as if they had seen Brother Chun, and they shouted loudly: "Miss Green Sakura~!We love you~!!"

At first glance, I thought it was an emperor superstar who was going to come to a concert, so I shook my head vigorously, well, a little sober.

With a whoosh, an extra-long Rolls-Royce of an unknown length flew over at a speed of 180 kilometers per hour, and I reflexively began to count as the front of the car shook in front of me.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, stopped.

A handsome, dashing, graceful, handsome male creature dressed in a butler uniform got out of the car gracefully, respectfully opened the back door of the car, and then a beautiful black-haired girl who was too cute to look like a human walked out and stepped on the red carpet.

"Huh, when did the red carpet come out?"

"Lord Green~!We love you~!Give us an autograph~!" The lion roar of a group of fans made 10,000 bees buzz in my eardrums.

"Thank you, everyone, I love you too!" the girl known as Miss Midori Sakura also responded with a cheer, and at the same time, her hair was unscientific, and her black hair turned blonde with her mood.

=mouth=

Is there anything wrong with this girl's chromosomes? looked at Lin Xi weakly...... She seems to have dropped out.

As soon as the green cherry entered the gate of the private Phoenix Academy, the crowd disappeared, as if everything was a virtual projection.

The above is one of the small fragments of my experience after discovering that this world is unscientific, after my observation for so many days, this world has become an amusement park gathering place for intermittent psychos, and I am a literary teenager (self-proclaimed) who was unfortunately thrown in.

Among the people I know, their IQ has dropped by at least ten percent on average, and I feel what it means to be in a high place to be cold in an instant!

I am so disconnected from society and isolated as a unique being, because I am the only one who is embarrassed by many unscientific incidents that I am encountering now.

Like, a class I'm taking right now.

"The students turned the book to page 48. ”

"Students, please turn to page 36. ”

“Please_to_book_page_56”

See, after unanimous discussion, the three teachers of Chinese, mathematics, and English thought that the quality of teaching could be three times higher than usual, which would help us improve our grades, so these three people squeezed together.

Then there was a three-legged stand, with three teachers each occupying one-third of the blackboard, and three mouths starting to talk at the same time.

"Last time we talked about Kong Chengren, Meng said to take righteousness......"

"The proposition of this formula focuses on ......"

“Students_to_good_good_learning……”

I'm in tears, teacher, slow down, don't be so synchronous~ I only have two eyes that can't see three panels, two ears can't hear three topics, and I only have two hands, how can you let me turn it?

I quietly looked at the other children's shoes, wanting to see how they were embarrassed, but unfortunately my eyes also seemed to be out of order, the figures of those children's shoes were vaguely invisible in my eyes, as if they were blocked by mosaics, am I really out of touch with the times?

At lunchtime, because the school did not have enough funds, I was sometimes asked to volunteer to help serve meals to the students in line, but this time, I was shocked.

"I want 543.25 ounces of rice, no sugar or salt, and the refractive index is best between 45%-46%......" This bald classmate scared me out as soon as he opened the golden mouth, "Another 1.342 liters of winter melon soup, the temperature should be 34.2 degrees, the deviation is better not to be more than 0.5 degrees, and add another 2.85 gallons of tomato sauce......"

…… I could feel that my CPU, called the brain, was starting to burn up.

"In the end, of course, half a tablespoon of sesame oil is indispensable, remember! I want a spoon of chrysanthemum brand, I don't want anything else. ”

With a "poof", my brain crashed, and my consciousness was far away.

"Wow, come on, someone, there's a classmate here who has fainted, and his soul has flown out!"

……

"I can't stand it——!" I held my head and yelled at a "escape from the school park", and now I finally realized Mei Chao's crazy mood.

Why did this happen, this is not my world, my relatives, my friends, and Lin Xi, I know them, their personalities are not so single-minded, such a world, I hate it the most!!

I ran like I was venting, I don't know how long I ran, until I was too tired to run, I found myself near the square, I found a place to sit down, smoothed the stuffiness in my chest, forced myself to calm down, now all people are not scientific, or I am the only one in the world who is not scientific, so in this unscientific world, what should I do?

Now, is there anyone I can rely on, it can't be, right?

Like a patient who learns that he is terminally ill, I clutched my head in despair, and when I saw a large piece of dandruff falling like snow, I dispersed someone sitting next to me.

"When you have an answer, please come to me. ”

A clear voice echoed in my heart, and I suddenly remembered that the beautiful girl who had a relationship with me, the enigmatic beauty, she once called herself the overseer of the world, and asked me last time if I could make a contract with her to resist the invasion of the time-travelers.

However, since there was no other movement after that meeting, she faded out of my sight, and I almost forgot about her.

"Maybe Ennice knows something about this change. "The other party is the only super-common sense existence I know, so now I can only rely on her.

After thinking about it, I resolutely ran towards the hill behind the school.

As soon as you step into the back mountain, it is like stepping into another world, and the laws of the outside world are isolated.

The familiar sea of flowers exudes a refreshing floral scent, and the sky is still so blue that if anyone says it's a paradise, no one can doubt it.

In the small pavilion in the center, a beautiful girl who seemed to be wrapped in a layer of light was still sitting there, as if waiting for someone to come.

Although it was not the first time, I was still intoxicated by the beautiful scenery in front of me, and my restless heart was calmed down because of the abnormality of the world.

I breathed a long sigh of relief, and my body and mind cooled down wonderfully.

Slowly approaching the small pavilion, I smiled heartily and stretched out my hand to greet, "Here I am again, Enise." ”