Chapter 21 This is called stimulation
"Fuck off!"
If it weren't for the brakes, Zheng Xi couldn't wait to kick Lu Yu directly!
"Old man, when I was young, I was also a handsome and dashing little fresh meat, okay?!" Zheng Xi roared with a glaring glare.
Small fresh meat ......
Lu Yu wiped his cold sweat and glanced at the wrinkles on Zheng Xi's face, this fresh meat seemed to be a little toothy......
But then again, Zheng Xi's daughter is definitely the best beauty!
A black professional suit, high heels, a slight powder on the face, and hair that seems to be tied in a bunch at the back of the head.
Although dressed ordinary, it is pure and capable, and it will definitely kill those Internet celebrity beauties who deliberately dress up and pretend to be cute.
Even compared to He Ning whom Lu Yu had seen before, it was not much better!
Seeing Zheng Xi's car arrive, the professional beauty suddenly smiled and walked over quickly.
"Dad, you're two minutes late...... Who is this?" The professional beauty was about to repay Zheng Xi, and suddenly saw Lu Yu in the co-pilot.
"He is the Lu Yu I mentioned to you yesterday. ”
Zheng Xi smiled: "Lu Yu, this is my daughter Zheng Keke! She is about the same age as you, you can just call her Coco......
"I'm older than him, let's call my sister!" Zheng Keke glanced at his father and rubbed his forehead helplessly, the title of Coco seems a bit ambiguous, right?!
Maybe it's because Zheng Keke is so beautiful, Lu Yu's brain twitched, and he said: "Sister, it sounds too old and inappropriate, I'll still call it Coco." ”
"What?!"
Zheng Xi and Zheng Keke looked at Lu Yu in surprise at the same time.
It's just that the former has a hint of surprise, while the latter contains a lot of displeasure!
Zheng Keke frowned and glared at Lu Yu, and said in his heart: Why is this guy so flamboyant and rude! What does my dad like about him? Could it be that he is blinded by his rhetoric?!
Tieguanyin is my father's life's work, and I can't let this kid cheat him away in a few words!
At this moment, Zheng Xi had already started the car again.
Zheng Keke simply said: "Little Brother Lu, I heard that you are going to participate in the tea people evaluation? It seems that I haven't seen your post on the tea people forum before?"
Little Brother Lu?
This title made Lu Yu feel a little awkward, but he didn't think much about it, and said truthfully: "My account was newly registered yesterday, and I haven't had time to post yet." But I've read all the posts on the forum, and they're all pretty average. ”
What a big breath!
Zheng Keke is now even more sure that Lu Yu is a liar who is unlearned!
A kid who just registered an account on the Tea People Forum actually thinks that the posts on the forum can't be eyed? Who do you think you are?
Zheng Keke couldn't help but sneer: "So Brother Lu has a lot of knowledge? Then why are you still here to talk to my dad? My dad is not even a tea man, so he can't help you!"
Lu Yu raised her eyebrows when she heard this, this girl's mouth is very poisonous!
But before he could speak, Zheng Xi, who was driving, said: "Girl, how can you talk? Xiao Luke never scolded me, but on the contrary, he helped me out of the siege! And even the name Tieguanyin was told to me by him!"
"Dad!"
Zheng Keke interrupted: "You don't want to think about how he can know so much at his age? I think he has ulterior motives, deliberately looking for an opportunity to get close to you and deceive your trust!"
"Okay!" Zheng Xiyi frowned and said unhappily: "I know in my heart who Xiao Lu is!
Zheng Keke felt aggrieved and wanted to continue arguing.
But at this moment, Lu Yu suddenly spoke: "I said Uncle Zheng, why don't you stop in front of me?" I think I'd better stop watching the tea fight first......
He really can't listen to it anymore, since you Zheng Ke can slap your father for me with ulterior motives, then can't I go?!
Zheng Xi glared, and said with a tiger face: "Stinky boy, you can't stand it if you say two words? Didn't you swear that you would chase my daughter?!"
"Huh?!"
Lu Yu looked at Zheng Xi with a confused expression, when did I say this, Uncle Zheng?! Can we not make this kind of joke?
But just when Lu Yu was still immersed in confusion, Zheng Keke snorted coldly: "Chase me? Hmph! What qualifications does a liar like him who can only talk flatteringly have to chase me?!"
Swindler?
Lu Yu said depressedly: "This Miss Zheng Keke, can you make it clear, what did I lie to you?"
Zheng Keke said disdainfully: "Of course you can't fool me! But you lied to my father! I don't believe that a liar like you can really understand tea!"
Lu Yu was so angry that he simply said, "Hehe, don't believe it, what if I know tea better than you?"
Zheng Keke also lost his temper, and a touch of stubbornness appeared on his pretty face: "If it turns out that you know tea better than me, you can let me do anything!"
Lu Yu nodded and said, "Okay! If I prove that I know tea better than you, then you must apologize to me!"
Zheng Keke also nodded and said, "Okay! If you can't prove it, then you must disappear from my eyes and my dad forever!"
Unexpectedly, before the two of them finished their bet, Zheng Xi, who was driving on the side, suddenly shook his head and sighed: "Alas! Why are young people playing so young now? Apologize? Disappear? Can you be more generous?"
"Atmospheric?" Lu Yu and Zheng Keke were stunned at the same time, and looked at Zheng Xi in confusion.
Zheng Xi smiled evilly: "Otherwise, the two of you will try it in a while! The loser will have to drag the winner with the winner, how about it?"
"Dad!" Zheng Keke blushed and looked at her father depressedly, she suddenly began to wonder if she was biological...... How can you cheat your own daughter like this?!
Lu Yu didn't speak, but he was stunned again!
What kind of operation is this? Is the co-author of Old Man Zheng determined to be my father-in-law or what? But it seems that I don't suffer any losses?
Zheng Xi laughed and said, "It's fun to play like this! Apologize and can't lack a piece of meat, it's not exciting enough!"
Lu Yu nodded when he heard this: "I think Uncle Zheng has a point......
"Absolutely not!" Zheng Keke's beautiful face was already red, and he shook his head resolutely and said, "Don't even think about letting me drag with him!"
"Coco, can you please listen to me before you give your opinion?"
Lu Yu suddenly turned around and smiled at Zheng Keke: "I mean to apologize or something, it's really boring...... If I lose, I'll lose the detailed baking method of Tieguanyin to you, how about it?"
"What?!What you said is true?!" Before Zheng Keke could speak, Zheng Xi suddenly stared at Lu Yu with wide eyes and shouted.
Lu Yu shrank his neck in fright, and hurriedly said, "Uncle Zheng, don't get excited, it's easy to get into a car accident......
"Can I not be excited!" Zheng Xi grasped the steering wheel with one hand, and grabbed Lu Yu with the other hand and said: "This is the detailed baking method of Tieguanyin!"
Lu Yu grinned in pain, and said in a cold sweat: "Uncle Zheng, can we look at the road and drive? You are ...... in the wrong direction now."
Finally calmed down the excitement of Zheng Xi, and then he turned his head to look at Zheng Keke: "Are you satisfied with this bet?"
Seeing that Zheng Xi seemed to want to let go of the steering wheel again and turn around to interject, Zheng Keke gritted his teeth and immediately nodded: "Okay...... It's a deal!"
Lu Yu smiled: "A word is a certainty!"
After hearing the gambling agreement, Zheng Xi suddenly patted the steering wheel and laughed: "This is called excitement! This is called excitement! Hahaha......"