Late at night. "Words * love * first * hair"

Two white rays fell from the sky and fell onto the roof of the Chunxian Pavilion in Bagua Town.

"Jiaojiao, this is the brothel where Miss Ye Baizi is. Liu Xiaoer said, "I'm going to look for her in the room." ”

"Little Er, Miss Ye Baizi is a prostitute who is good at stimulating people's beast-desires. Lin Ajiao advised, "You have eaten the 'human pill', you must refrain from it, and don't fall under Miss Ye Baizi's pomegranate skirt." ”

"Don't worry, I've even passed you, let alone the other girls. I went in first. ”

"Remember, restraint!"

After saying goodbye to Lin Ajiao, Liu Xiaoer sneaked into the second floor of Chunxian Pavilion and came to the window of a guest room in the east wing, Ye Baizi's room.

Standing outside the window, Liu Xiaoer glanced into the room, only to see a beautiful woman sitting on the bed, wearing a thin red belly-pocket, was constantly practicing a variety of difficult postures, she sometimes bent down, sometimes upside down, sometimes leaned back, sometimes crossed legs, there were many postures, which made people dazzled.

This girl who is practicing various postures is Ye Baizi.

"Ye Baizi is practicing yoga, right?"

Liu Xiaoer thought secretly in his heart, took out the sachet given by Gou Bagua, shook his left hand, and threw the sachet into the room.

Syllable!

The sachet landed.

Ye Baizi, who was practicing the posture, came back to his senses, and when he saw the sachet on the ground, he was stunned at first, then put away his posture, jumped off the bed, picked up the sachet and looked at it, and said to himself: "Isn't this my sachet, is it Mr. Gou here?"

With her beautiful eyes condensed, Ye Baizi looked around, and said softly to the window: "May I ask if it's Mr. Gou?"

"Miss Ye Baizi. I'm not gossiping, I'm gossiping's friend. Liu Xiaoer stood at the window. He introduced himself, "I have something important to ask for in the future. Gou Gossip then gave me the sachet. ”

Ye Baizi understood: "This young man, since you are Mr. Gou's friend, please come in." ”

"Shall you go in now?"

"Hmm. ”

"But...... You're only wearing a belly pocket?"

"Out of the way. ”

"I mean, why don't you put your clothes on before I go in?"

"No need. It's summer, and it's cool to wear a belly-pocket. ”

“……”

Liu Xiaoer suddenly didn't know what to say, this Ye Baizi is really a bold girl, since other girls don't mind, Liu Xiaoer can naturally be tolerant: "Ye Baizi girl." Then I'm in. ”

As soon as the words fell, with a whoosh, Liu Xiaoer had already broken through the window, jumped into the room, and stood in front of Ye Baizi, only two steps apart.

A wisp of fragrant wind came to his face, looking at Ye Baizi who was only wearing a belly-pocket on the opposite side, Liu Xiaoer tried to stay calm.

Liu ...... Liu Mengzhu?"

Ye Baizi's pretty face was shocked, "Are you Liu Xiaoer?"

Liu Xiaoer has already made the headlines on the front page of "Shulin Entertainment Weekly". is regarded by the people of the whole country as a demon king of the mixed world who kills people without blinking, and naturally everyone knows about it.

"Master Liu Meng, "Shulin Entertainment Weekly" said that you killed more than 1,200 readers. There are more than 90,000 civilians, why are you doing this?" Ye Baizi blurted out.

"I really don't have a reason to do that. Liu Xiaoer said, "Because I didn't kill people." ”

"The photos have already been published. Why are you quibbling?" Ye Baizi asked rhetorically.

"Photos can be fake. Liu Xiaoer said, "The photo is the same as a woman." It's all about makeup. A woman can change her appearance through makeup, and a photo can also change her picture through makeup. ”

"You're trying to say you've been wronged?"

"I'm just telling the truth. ”

Liu Xiaoer just finished speaking. At this time, Ye Baizi changed his words and said, "Master Liu, if you want to prove your innocence, let me hug you." ”

Liu Xiaoer was puzzled: "What does my innocence have to do with being hugged by you?"

Ye Baizi said: "What, don't you dare?"

Liu Xiaoer said with a smile: "The body is not afraid of shadows. ”

"Okay, stand still!"

After speaking, Ye Baizi opened his hands and pounced directly towards Liu Xiaoer, hugging him head-on, through the thin red belly-pocket, Ye Baizi's delicate body came up, and the soft-soft and smooth touch made Liu Xiaoer's heart flutter.

After a moment of hugging.

"Liu Xiaoer, did you kill the people in the paparazzi and Bagua Town?"

"It's not. ”

"Are the photos in the press real or fake?"

"If I really want to kill someone, who can take a picture?"

After a few words of inquiry, Ye Baizi suddenly let go of her little hand and left Liu Xiaoer's embrace, her expression had changed significantly, and she said in surprise: "You are really not a murderer, why is this happening?"

Liu Xiaoer was curious: "Miss Ye, do you believe me?"

Ye Baizi explained: "I have studied "Male Psychology" since I was a child, and if a man lies, I can detect it by holding him. Over the years, I have met not 10,000 men, but 8,000, and they can't escape my embrace if they lie. When I was hugging you just now, I found that the breath in my body was stable, the blood was smooth, the tone of my voice was calm, and my expression was natural, which showed that you were not lying. ”

Liu Xiaoer praised: "Miss Ye is really good, she can tell right from wrong just by hugging her." ”

"There's just a specialization in the art industry. Ye Baizi said, "Master Liu, since you didn't kill the person, who did it?"

Liu Xiaoer said: "This qiē is just a trick directed and performed by the imperial court, mainly to fool the people. They were worried that I was ruining the good thing, so they put all the pots on my back. ”

Ye Baizi reprimanded angrily: "I can't imagine that the imperial court has fallen to such a subordinate state, it's really chilling." I worked as a prostitute in Chunxian Pavilion, mainly to study the art of imperial literature, but now there is this mess, and the scholars in Bagua Town are dead and injured, and they don't dare to come to visit the brothel, which makes my business deserted, and there are no male guests coming to me tonight to study imperial literary skills. ”

Liu Xiaoer said: "If Miss Ye doesn't dislike it, you can learn from the girl in the future." ”

"You?" Ye Baizi raised his eyebrows, "Lord Liu also likes to study imperial literature?"

"I can't talk about research, I know a little bit about the skin. Liu Xiaoer said. "Don't hide it from Miss Ye, I'm coming to Chunxian Pavilion today. I just want to learn the skills of the imperial text from Miss Ye. ”

Ye Baizi was puzzled: "Master Liu, what are you doing studying the Imperial Text's Divine Technique? Your martial arts are so high." Huangwen will not help you improve your martial arts. What's more, the imperial novel is a kind of novel that is extremely physical, and I am afraid that it will damage your body. ”

Liu Xiaoer said: "Thank you for the reminder." However, I am now in a difficult situation, and I have to use the imperial text to solve it. Listening to Gou's gossip, Miss Ye is proficient in imperial skills, so she came to visit, I wonder if Miss Ye is willing to teach a thing or two?"

"I don't dare to teach it, since Master Liu was introduced by Mr. Gou. The little woman should fully cooperate. Ye Baizi said, "However, the amount of information in the Imperial Text's Divine Reading Technique is very large, and it is difficult to learn without a deep foundation in Imperial Literature." Master Liu, I wonder if you have read imperial novels before?"

Liu Xiaoer nodded: "I have been reading Huangwen since I was six years old, and the first novel I read after I became literate was Huangwen, and it has been more than ten years. ”

Ye Baizi said: "I don't know what imperial texts Lord Liu has read?"

"I have a wide range of interests, ancient and modern Chinese and foreign imperial literature. I've got it all covered. Liu Xiaoer said, "For example, the imperial texts of the "Spring Palace" and "Autumn Waves" series of the Warring States Period, and the "History of Famous Prostitutes", "The Biography of Cruel Concubines" and "Wife Stealing" of the Southern Dynasty. I have read the Qing Dynasty's "Three Cracks and Two Cracks", "East O West X", "Straight Pounding the Yellow Dragon", the four classical imperial texts of the Jin Dynasty, etc. Besides. I have also ......read contemporary avant-garde imperial texts such as "Two Hemispheres", "The Queen's Majesty", "The Legend of the Seven Nights", "The Law of the Black Forest", etc.

"Master Liu Meng has read "The Law of the Black Forest"?" Ye Baizi's beautiful eyes lit up, quite surprised. "The Law of the Black Forest is a royal novel with a depressing style and a cumbersome plot. The content is so powerful that many people can't read it. ”

Liu Xiaoer said: "The Law of the Black Forest is indeed a difficult imperial text to read, the whole world is a strange Black Forest, all the elites live in the Black Forest, in order to compete for the mysterious palace in the depths of the Black Forest, fight each other. Billions of elites, and in the end, only one elite will be able to settle in the mysterious palace of the Black Forest and become the master of the palace. The whole "Law of the Black Forest" has an exquisite layout, novel settings, huge structure, and brilliant characters. ”

Ye Baizi said happily: "Liu Mengzhu said it well! "The Law of the Black Forest" is my favorite imperial novel, but unfortunately, for so many years, the men who have slept with me can't read "The Law of the Black Forest", nor do they like "The Law of the Black Forest", Liu Mengzhu is the first man to praise "The Law of the Black Forest". ”

Liu Xiaoer said: "That's because I haven't slept with Miss Ye yet." ”

Ye Baizi covered her mouth and smiled, and said: "Master Liu, you can even read such an obscure imperial text as "The Law of the Black Forest", and your imperial literary skills will definitely not be bad. With your imperial heritage, if you want to learn the skills of imperial literature, I believe that you will get twice the result with half the effort. Since Liu Mengzhu is interested in the Imperial Text's Divine Technique, why don't we study it together now?"

"Good. ”

"Master Liu, it's inconvenient to talk here, let's go to the bed and study, right?"

"Why do you want to study on the bed?"

"Many scenes in the Huangwen novel take place on the bed, and it is more efficient to study on the bed. ”

"Okay, Miss Ye, please!"

"Leader Liu, please!"

The two sat down on the bed in the room together, and then with an incomparably pure heart, they had a long talk, had in-depth exchanges and discussions, and jointly studied and explored the ancient art of Huangwen......

……

At the same time.

Across the country, there was a frenzy of writing novels.

After the news about Liu Xiaoer's murder in Shulin Entertainment Weekly was exposed, it aroused public indignation and the patriotic enthusiasm of many readers.

In order to kill Liu Xiaoer and serve the motherland, thousands of scholars listened to the call of the imperial court and began to write novels desperately.

When one side is in trouble, all sides support.

After the murder in Bagua Town, the imperial court attached great importance to it and asked the people of the whole country to donate generously to Bagua Town. As a result, many people took out the novels that they had treasured at home for many years and donated them to the relief organizations of the imperial court.

The people's enthusiasm for donations was high, and in just one day, more than 9 million novels were donated, and with the 300 novels created by novelists, the imperial court collected more than 12 million novels in one day. It is equivalent to the total number of books in the Palace Library.

At the same time, libraries across the country have a collection of books. They have also been transferred to the palace, with a total of more than 40 million copies.

In addition, the original collection of books in the capital. The total number of novels in the palace has reached 70 million.

However, about 250000 novels are needed to develop the intelligent machine "Alpha Dog", and now there are only 70 million, which is still 18000000 short.

In order to collect more novels, the imperial court introduced a series of measures, and a "novel movement" broke out.

On the one hand, it continued to publish all kinds of brainwashing and sensationalist articles in the "Shulin Entertainment Weekly" to encourage the people of the whole country to write novels and persist in developing the cause of original novels; on the other hand, the imperial court sent troops to go deep into the grassroots level. Searching people's homes for books under various pretexts.

All literate people must obey the arrangements of the imperial court and go all out to write novels and serve the motherland. If you don't write a novel, you're not patriotic, and you have to go to jail.

All novels treasured at home, even ancestral novels, must be handed over to the imperial court to serve the motherland. If it is not handed over to the imperial court. It's just unpatriotic.

Under the guidance of these two principles, more and more novels were collected by the imperial court, and more and more people were forced to write novels.

Businessman, began to write novels, doctors. Started writing novels, Chef, started writing novels, Farmers, started writing novels, Pig Killers. Started writing novels......

People from all walks of life have actively or passively entered the writing industry. Write a novel with all your might.

Since everyone has to write novels, naturally no one goes to brothels. The girls in the brothel have no business, and the court will naturally not let them idle.

As long as she is a literate prostitute, she must also start writing novels, otherwise she is unpatriotic.

As a result, the operating conditions of brothels across the country have undergone a subversive change.

"All the girls from Chunxian Pavilion, you have come out to pick up guests...... No, I'm out to write a novel!"

In the evening, the old bustard of Chunxian Pavilion shouted loudly.

After a while, dozens of young girls came out of the room one after another, all of them prostitutes from the Chunxian Pavilion, looking tired and listless, their eyes bloodshot.

These girls had been writing novels all night last night, and they had only slept for two hours before they were pulled up by the bustard to continue writing novels.

The old bustard can't help it, the imperial court has reached the creative target for His Excellency Chunxian, and the girls of Chunxian Pavilion must ensure that they will create 20 novels with a word count of no less than 300,000 every day.

In order to complete the creative task, the bustard had to desperately urge the girls to work harder, except for eating and sleeping, all the time was writing.

After such a toss, the girls were miserable, and they found that writing novels was more painful than being a prostitute, not only physically unbearable, but also mentally unbearable. Especially when Kavin, it's really lust-immortal-desire-death, and I can't stop it.

Although writing a novel is so painful, the girls don't dare to stop it.

If the novel is interrupted, the court will charge you with unpatriotism, and no one can afford it.

Therefore, the girls could only grit their teeth, obey the call of the imperial court, write novels day and night, update at least 300,000 words a day, and work hard to kill Liu Xiaoer, the demon king of the mixed world.

These girls didn't know that Liu Xiaoer actually lived in their Chunxian Pavilion.

Chunxian Pavilion, East Wing.

"Master Liu, you are really amazing! You can even imagine this posture!" On the bed, Ye Baizi said with a look of admiration, "In less than a day, you have basically mastered the skills of the imperial novel, it is incredible!"

"This is mainly due to Miss Ye. Liu Xiaoer said, "If it weren't for Miss Ye's teachings and telling me the principles of various imperial postures, I'm afraid I wouldn't have learned the skills of imperial writing so quickly." ”

"Lord Liu is too modest. Ye Baizi said, "I have also taught others these imperial postures, but they can't learn them, Liu Mengzhu is talented, imaginative, and can understand one point, he is really a genius of imperial literature." ”

"Where, where. Liu Xiaoer turned his mouth and said, "Miss Ye, I have learned the art of reading imperial texts, and it is time to go, thank you for your guidance today, and I will visit you another day." ”

Ye Baizi pursed her thin lips and asked, "Master Liu, can the little girl make a request?"

Liu Xiaoer said: "Miss Ye, but it doesn't hurt to say it. ”

Ye Baizi said bluntly: "Can you take me with you?" Now that the imperial court forces us prostitutes and girls to write novels, and if we don't write them, we will go to prison, and I really can't stand this kind of prison-like life. I originally came to the brothel to explore the art of imperial literature, but now that the business of Chunxian Pavilion has ceased, there is no need for me to stay here. Therefore, I want to follow Liu Mengzhu. ”

Liu Xiaoer reminded: "Miss Ye, I am now the number one criminal in the imperial court, and the people who are with me are chaotic parties and will be hunted down and killed by the imperial court." ”

Ye Baizi said: "You and I have been studying the imperial text together for a day and a night, and it has long been a chaotic party." Of all the men I know, Liu Mengzhu is the only one who knows how to appreciate the imperial novel "The Law of the Black Forest". The ancients had clouds, and it is enough to have a confidant in life. It's rare to meet a bosom friend like Liu Mengzhu, and the little woman doesn't want to miss it. ”

Liu Xiaoer said bluntly: "After following me, you may die." ”

Ye Baizi said: "If I stay in Chunxian Pavilion and am forced to write novels, I would be better off dying." ”

Liu Xiaoer thought about it, looked at the wing room again, and said, "Pack your luggage." ”

Ye Baizi's pretty face showed joy: "Thank you Liu Alliance Master for success!"

Half an hour later, Ye Baizi followed Liu Xiaoer out of Chunxian Pavilion, and then went to Brokeback Mountain together.

In order to develop machine qì people, the imperial court has been collecting novels at any cost, and thousands of people across the country are also writing novels for the imperial court.

For this reason, a large number of officers and soldiers dispatched by the imperial court collected a large number of novels in just one day.

If you want to stop this qiē, you can only find a way to conquer the green princess.

So, on the night of returning to Brokeback Mountain, Liu Xiaoer took out the imperial novel "Gold-Bottle-Plum" and began to be engrossed......

…… (To be continued.) )