Chapter 18: Messy Skills and Tree Towers
It doesn't have to be the man in question who shoots fast, he can also be the archer in question - Koala Wolski
In fact, this way Gru is hoping for some accidents to happen, big things, it's best to run into some wandering skeletons, lost cave people, blind little monsters, and even a few human thieves who want to rob can also ah, or how heroes save beauty, they all say that beautiful women love heroes, this Jenny is so smart, if you don't prepare in advance to improve your impression, how to enter the palace of love in the future, the grave of marriage, huh? Marriage should start with children, I don't see how many parents in that world have helped their children ask for a little girl's QQ number since childhood, that is all far-sighted, those who have forbidden children to fall in love since childhood and grew up and forced to go on a blind date were eliminated by the audition early due to lack of experience, and became a veritable spare tire or a jack that is not as good as a spare tire. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info but hey said a lot of tears, accidents have not happened....
On the first day, "Stop, stay to buy road money, yo little lady looks good, accompany me, uncle" A bearded man with a full face and flesh fell from the sky with a Vajra Thai knife in his hand, and the flying stones and dirt on the ground were all over the place. Then Luo Muye and Zahago looked at each other tacitly and sighed faintly, but Jenny, the initiator, shook the staff as if she was nothing, pointed to the road ahead, and smiled sweetly at Uncle Zahago: "Uncle, I'm sorry for you" Zahago, who was trembling, looked melancholy and used his hammer to pluck the handful of flying ashes, and muttered in his mouth: " Thank you, brother, for letting me recognize the evil and hiding in the world, you can go with peace of mind, remember not to be so aggressive in the next life, if you let that kid catch him, maybe there will be a whole corpse, and now there will be a little ash left...."As he spoke, Zahago scooped up a little powder and sprinkled it on the tree next to him.
What if this wasn't the end, but the beginning.
The next day, "Haha, it's been a long time since I've seen such a strange combination, a delicate little lady, a half-elf, and a bald brothers can add dinner tonight." "A group of harpies blocked the path of the three of them, the leader of a dozen harpies is a strange bird with blue feathers and twice the size of his companions, if you only look at the head, this is a woman with a very bewitching face, but if you take care of the whole body, you will feel very disgusted, from the bottom to the top, the yellow claws are left with the body fluids of unknown creatures, emitting a foul smell, the root of the thighs is scattered with these irregular feathers, and between the chest and abdomen is dark brown as sharp feathers like bayonets, Luo Muye is optimistic about the opportunity, there are a lot of monsters, there is always a chance to show off, with the experience of the past, Zahago's hammer is already the realm of changing his left hand to his right hand, and he is not leaving the realm at all, but there are always accidents just when the famous heroes and the soon-to-be-famous heroes are ready to kill, lightning suddenly falls from the sky, and then this lightning bounces like this, and all the harpys are so gray, especially the biggest boss It bears the brunt, if there are other claws and hair, this one will only be gray. "Chain Lightning" Haven't you become a hero yet, what the hell is this fourth-level magic, can you play cards according to the routine, who is the protagonist, do you want to snap the past along the way! Luo Muye was about to explode in his heart, it was really full of routines and incredible, Zahago sighed faintly: "I think I should bring a broom instead of a hammer, there is a hammer to use?" "Thank you, uncle, God is with you!" Jenny smiled sweetly when she saw that her uncle took the initiative to clear the obstacles, but this smile seemed to Luo Muye to be the temptation of the devil, and he felt that it was not easy to survive from Jenny's hands.
On the third day, there were really people who came to create evil again, this time it was the evil ghosts of Hell City, although there were only two high-level troops, but for the sake of Jenny's bravery, Luo Muye and Zahago both decided to wait and see, Luo Muye even put his fist to his mouth, and used a amplification magic to fight b-box, "Move times, move big, bala baba, hum haha." Rapping that he was not satisfied, and also drew two ghost step dances, he got high, so that a very tense battle made it look like watching a neurotic show, Zahago helplessly blocked his face with a hammer, and the two evil ghosts hesitated, they felt as if they had met a fool, eating a fool seemed to be really unhappy, which made the evil ghost feel that his IQ was a little worried, fortunately, there was a woman with fine skin and tender flesh and a bald, although he was a little old, but he could make do with it, he could eat, that fool let it go, he couldn't afford to lose the ghost, Luo Muye didn't know that his series of actions had been judged by the evil ghost to be a fool, and he didn't have to worry about his life, he was still there jumping and singing to himself, "How are you in front of the audience, let's get high together", which made the demons believe in their judgment even more. Just as the demons were about to attack Jenny and Zahago, and even the start-up hunt had already been made, Jenny was the first to act. "Roaring Lialai Dog" (please refer to League of Legends Yasuo's ultimate for details), and then the two demons flew into the sky, flying in mid-air, and then Jenny took advantage of the situation to take the ultimate, and when she flew over, she grabbed the hammer of Zahago, who was in a state of being stunned and blocked his face with a hammer, and threw it at the demon on the left, and gently slashed the staff in her right hand. Two demons let out a scream, one with a different head, and the other with a pimple on the face. And Jenny's staff, which fell right after her, did not have a drop of blood. It's not amazing, Luo Muye's stunned mouth can stuff a fist, that familiar slogan makes him a little unacceptable, he now suspects that Jenny is the same kind, and after a long time, he finally spit out a sentence: "!" and fainted with joy. After waking up, Luo Muye chased Jenny and said a bunch of messy and strange things, and walked lonely to the back of the line in Zahago's neurotic eyes and Jenny's neurotic words. In fact, he was originally doing miscellaneous luggage all the way on his back, he used to be afraid of the back, and now he is particularly afraid of the back. But the ending hasn't changed, and you think that's the end of it?
Day 4....
Day 5....
There are always some unsightly things every day, along the way, Luo Muye thinks that he is Tang Seng and a Tang Seng with his own luggage, Zahago is a white dragon horse, Jenny is Wukong, anyway, there is a monster Jenny can always play the responsibility and obligation of a big brother, descending monsters, slaying demons, destroying white bones, hammer bandits are not exciting, and the tricks are familiar and novel, what Pegasus Meteor Fist, the overlord is the bow, there is no one, only what Yasuo ultimate, unstoppable (Moffett's ultimate), a bunch of messy skills, if it is all like this, what training camp will follow Jenny to do anything。 Over time, Luo Muye became numb. Anyway, Jenny ignored him and never talked to him unless necessary, every time Jenny asked a question was a silent technique, Luo Muye had to shut up for hours, have you tried for hours and couldn't speak? Just when Luo Muye thought that the days were going to pass so plainly, at the time of the 81st catastrophe, oh no, on the 81st day, Jenny was no longer making a move, but she fainted the moment she saw the enemy, but Zahago, who had been a spectator, and Luo Muye, who was entertaining himself, scared a big scare, fortunately, the other party had no malice, just hoped that they would go to his house as guests, and it was forced! Otherwise, let them taste the power of archery, so many winds and waves have come, Luo Muye can still receive some little minions casually? Anyway, this weirdo is not handsome. The green cloak thief was ugly, and when the unhappy Luo Muye was about to resist and was about to take out the werewolf tomahawk to get his vote, an arrow of "whoosh" directly nailed the sleeve of his axe-pulling hand to the tree, and Luo Muye, who was very strong, stumbled. "Young man, be more restrained, I don't know if the next arrow is not a threat!" With a quick arrow, he couldn't even see when the arrow came out, Luo Muye realized that he had met a master, and the chief thug of the southbound trio had sealed it himself. Since they didn't have to choose Zahago and Gru, they planned to go and see if they were guests anyway, and they didn't want anything, if they wanted something, they could give it, and if they couldn't, they would leave Jenny as the Lady of the Village, anyway, it would be a question of who would fight after her skills recovered. But when he arrived at the place where this strange person lived, Luo Muye was suddenly confused, because a voice came from his mind, which was the mysterious voice of Chao Si Dusk. "As soon as the designated person's martial arts teaching is over", "Ahhhh "Beep! Insult the system, cancel the second teaching. "Dad, system Dad, you're back" Then the mysterious voice in his head disappeared so abruptly, Luo Muye, who wanted to scold the system again, didn't change back to the system even if he changed the word. The aggrieved man slapped his face twice. This action made the weirdo who was already a little angry amused by him again.
"Okay, young man, I want to fan myself later, there is still time, I don't know what your name is, my name is Koola Worski, I am a special archer, my archery skills are fast and powerful, just like a" Wolski pushed open the door of the tree house and introduced to the two behind him, "It's like a man with premature ejaculation" Luo Muye didn't know why he instinctively picked up such a sentence in his mind, and then he knew that it was going to be dark, and sure enough, Wolski's face was black, and he endured the anger of not killing, "You go out" After speaking, without waiting for Luo Muye to respond, he kicked Luo Muye down.
Luo Muye, who was kicked down, rubbed his ass and could only sit depressedly under the tree house and wait, although he could still vaguely hear some content but after all, it was not comprehensive, this kind of master was rare to see, and suddenly he remembered something and looked at the tree house carefully, "Fuck, it won't be so coincidental." What kind of phantom shooter is Gru best at, but Luo Muye didn't see the real training method in Gru's memory at all, he always suspected that the timing was wrong, and now he had the opportunity to contact the real archer training method, but he was kicked down, so he was not embarrassed, if he couldn't achieve his goal, what would Luo Muye rely on in the future? Will he be gassed as soon as he goes to the battlefield? He can only vaguely hear a few words: what single, what hand speed, what special bow and arrow... Hearing this, his heart was like a cat's claw, and after a long time, Zahago finally came out, and Woski waved at them after sending Zahago and closed the door and ignored them, "Uncle, you are very handsome today, can you tell me what you all talked about?" Luo Muye began to be coquettish and said in a sweet tooth-dropping voice, which frightened Uncle Zahago: "Well, okay....I forgot that he was too wordy, I didn't listen carefully" Zahago recalled that Zahago just now said with a bitter face, "You lied to people, you forced me to release poison gas, right?" Luo Muye, who didn't believe it at all, was already ready to take off his shoes. Zahago was about to cry, he really didn't know, but fortunately, the lifesaver finally appeared.
"Well, what's wrong with me," Jenny's coquettish pant made Luo Mu's heart tremble, forgetting his slippers and forcing Zahago. With Jenny Zahago, there is no need to worry about Luo Muye's poisoning, unless he wants to be "roared Lialai dog" Yes, this is the trick, Zahago smiled darkly. And the distance will be able to arrive at the training camp tomorrow, and I can finally get rid of Luo Muye's grass and egg thing, and I have a feeling of happiness.
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