Xue Guo was silent for a moment before he came on stage amid the applause of the audience, from the moment he stood up, his face had returned to normal, and his eyes were full of determination and confidence. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Yes, what are these people's doubts, what's wrong with Dongzi holding me high, am I still afraid of these?

Yes, my stand-up skills are not very good, but at least I am much better than these unmotivated people who sit here and watch the excitement.

What's more, I'm not bad now.

Xue Guo took a steady step to the stage, there was nothing on the stage, just an empty space.

Xue Guo stood in the middle, looking at everyone in the audience very indifferently, in fact, strictly speaking, this was the first time he stood on the stage alone to perform, because he had always been a compliment actor, and he was all with him.

Although this time he was alone, and he sang the leading role, he was not panicked at all, his heart was very calm, and he looked at the audience with a smile, looked at the actors, looked at He Xiangdong, and looked at the master's godfather.

He Xiangdong also looked back at Xue Guo and bowed slightly.

Mr. Shi was very nervous, he was afraid that Xue Guo would show his cowardice on stage and make a joke. I couldn't help but blame myself in my heart for not following this child's wishes, this child is thin-skinned, if he makes a joke on stage, what can he do?

Third Master Hou also looked at Xue Guo nervously. They just thought that it would be good for the child to try stand-up on such a small occasion first, and it was also a good opportunity, but who knew that before this person came on stage, the voices of those actors who ridiculed and questioned came out.

What they didn't expect was that He Xiangdong actually held Xue Guo on the stage and said, this pole is so high, this is really not afraid of falling, even if you say a few words on the stage.

All beings have different thoughts in their hearts.

Xue Guo didn't know so much, he was ready to talk on stage, his first solo performance was also the first time he said stand-up comedy in the performance.

A smooth opening sentence slowly came out of Xue Guo's mouth: "Hello everyone, my name is Xue Guo, and I am an ordinary little cross talk actor in our art troupe. I'm here to show you for the last show tonight, and I've been thinking about what the hell to say, you say sing a song, and I won't either. ”

"You said that if you had a crosstalk, my partner was not happy, he was tired. I've all met my partner, just the fat man who was the host in front, his figure fully reflects the correctness of my country's reform and opening up policy. ”

"Haha......" a small burden was thrown out, the audience was happy, and the effect was good.

There are two modes before talking about stand-up comedy, one is to chat with the audience about idle days, have you eaten, what are you eating, is it delicious? Do you have tea to drink while sitting? When you come out of the house, your daughter-in-law doesn't care? Get acquainted with the audience in the way of chatting about idle days, and then quietly enter the topic and start talking about stand-up.

There is also a kind of saying that the waking wood is said to be a fixed poem, and the biggest role of this is to press the fixed speech. The audience was noisy and noisy, and they all said their own things, just like a tea party, and you can't talk about it.

Therefore, it is necessary to wake up and say the set poem, and the set pressure to attract the audience's attention. But there is a very profound skill in this, why should the audience obediently shut up and listen to you as soon as you recite the poem? There are tricks and skills in this, what poems to read, when to read them, which words are light, which words are heavy, and how fast to speak, all of which are taught by the master little by little.

After the final speech, the artist can start talking, and he may not necessarily start telling the story immediately, or he can talk a little bit about it, and then talk about the text.

Xue Guo's performance this time did not have a table or a wake-up wood, but fortunately, the audience was watching the performance seriously, and he didn't need to make a fixed statement, so he first threw off a few burdens and made friends with the audience, and then slowly told the story.

He also sat in science and art since he was a child, and came out of the student class in the quyi troupe, and after he arrived at the art troupe, he worshipped Mr. Shi as a teacher, and then learned little by little while performing, in fact, his strength is very strong, but he usually takes it too much.

Xue Guo pressed his hand and said: "Don't laugh, don't laugh, it's a good thing that my partner is fat, let's go forward for decades, I can't eat enough in those days, where is there a fat man." Let's be honest, the number of fat people can directly reflect the country's economic development level, and can even be the face of the country. Foreign friends are here, let's get a bunch of fat people to stand in a row and show them, look, what a face. ”

"Good. He Xiangdong shouted hello, which was regarded as cheering Xue Guo in the audience. When he applauded, the audience all looked over, and when they saw He Xiangdong, the fat man, applauding happily, they all couldn't help laughing, laughing and applauding.

Xue Guo glanced at He Xiangdong with some gratitude, and then continued: "The story we are going to tell today has something to do with the fat man, or this is a story after the thin man became a fat man, ...... the end of the Yuan Dynasty."

As soon as this sentence came out, He Xiangdong's eyes lit up at that time, this job was so beautiful, it should have whetted the audience's appetite at once. When I looked to the side, I saw that it was indeed the case.

Mr. Shi also grew his mouth in surprise, this sentence came beautifully, although the worry in his heart has not decreased, but there is also a faint longing.

Hou Sanye's eyes condensed slightly, Xue Guo's work is indeed good, but this is just the beginning, and he has not yet reached the main text.

The cross talk actors in the group can also be separated, they were shocked at the time, and then immediately comforted themselves that it was just an accident, and they didn't come to work yet.

Xue Guo struck while the iron was hot and said: "There is a person named Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhu Yuanzhang everyone knows that it is the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Emperor Hongwu." In the last years of the Yuan Dynasty, he raised an army to overthrow the Yuan Dynasty. In those days, there was a famine, and the people were struggling to make a living, but anyone who had a little way to live would not raise their heads to revolt and rebel. ”

"Even in the army, there is often nothing to eat, so Zhu Yuanzhang at that time was as hungry as a bone shelf, and there was no meat on his body, but his face was still big, and he had a big donkey face. ”

Xue Guo gestured with his hand, and at the beginning of this one, he threw out the stalk of the thin man: "This Zhu Yuanzhang uprising, he is not alone, there are many brothers under his hands, like the more famous, we are familiar with that Chang Yuchun and Xu Da." In that year, in what year, where do I know where to go? ”

The audience was all laughed at by Xue Guo's shamelessness.

Xue Guo himself also smiled, and seeing that the effect was good, he continued to speak, still speaking very steadily, and speaking without hurry, which shows his skills: "This Zhu Yuanzhang took Chang Yuchun, Hu Dahai and a group of brothers to make trouble in the Beijing martial arts field, outnumbered, defeated and retreated, the brothers were separated, Zhu Yuanzhang was unlucky, and he fell into the order." Think about it, he was defeated and fled, he was also wounded, and he fled all the way, and he didn't dare to rest for a while, and he had to run out for one or two hundred miles......"

Everyone listened, the audience listened more and more attentively, and the actors became more and more frightened.

Mr. Shi's eyes widened, his lips opened, and he said in surprise: "This kid has opened his mind? ”

Hou Sanye was also very frightened, and shook his head blankly. (To be continued.) )