Chapter 442: There are no more five weapons for sale in the world
Xue Guo asked in surprise, "Then what is this treasure?"
He Xiangdong smiled slightly, and said confidently: "An ear-picking spoon full of historical precipitation." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
The atmosphere of "Hahaha ......" is now very lively, and the audience is all excited, so the effect of baggage can easily come out.
Xue Guo slapped his palms: "Hey, just break the ear scoop, what's the baby?"
He Xiangdong corrected: "No, there is Zhu Yuanzhang's earwax on it, it hasn't been removed in hundreds of years, this is an antique." ”
Xue Guo shouted: "Go, hundred-year-old, are you disgusting." ”
The audience laughed again.
The bottom of the original five-vessel bronze ware is a teapot beam, and now He Xiangdong has changed it. Compared with the previous change, it doesn't matter if the bottom of the back is changed, and it doesn't have a big impact if it is changed.
Zhang Baoku's eyes were contemplative, the passage that He Xiangdong showed him before was really amazing to him, and it can be said that this paragraph has completely surpassed the original.
He really succeeded in making changes, not to mention how he performed later, he could make it to the final with this section alone.
There are a total of five sections of selling five instruments, and he has also changed the last four paragraphs, and will it be better than the original?
Zhang Baoku had some expectations in his heart, but he shook his head slightly, sneered, and secretly blamed himself for being so greedy at his age.
If that's the case, then the cross talk actors in the future will say that they sell five weapons, then what this young man has in his mouth is the real template, because you said that the original version is absolutely impossible to say about this young man, hehe, but is this possible?
Zhang Baoku shook his head slightly, not holding out much hope for this.
Those who can sit on the jury are naturally the number one figures in the cross talk industry, and the problems that the old man Zhang Baoku can see clearly, they can naturally understand.
But no one on the scene could believe that this young man could change the next few passages better than the original, because it was too difficult, and it would be a great fortune to be able to change one, where would he dare to ask for anything else.
You must know that the next few passages are also tending to be perfect, there are not many things to change, you have to push perfection to be more perfect, how difficult it is.
No one who knows how to do it believes that He Xiangdong can do it, even Hou Sanye and others, who are very optimistic about He Xiangdong, are no exception.
The on-stage performance continues.
He Xiangdong asked, "Isn't this worth much?"
Xue Guo said: "It's worthless. ”
He Xiangdong waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter, I still have a treasure in my family, and this treasure has been passed down from my second great-ancestor." ”
As soon as these words came out, the spirits of all the jury were lifted at that time, the second treasure, the drama meat was coming.
Xue Guo said: "Oh, there is one more thing, then you can tell us about it." ”
He Xiangdong paused and said: "My second great-ancestor is very intelligent, he can write plum blossom seal characters with both hands, and he entered the Hanlin Academy as a editor at the age of seven. On that day, I was writing hard in the Hanlin Academy, and I suddenly heard a decree from the head of the inner court, saying that the concubine was invited.
As soon as the first sentence came out, the jury was shocked again, this turned out to be a new passage!
Old Man Zhang Baoku raised his head suddenly, his eyes widened.
Hou Sanye and others were also surprised.
Yan Liang pursed his lips tightly, his eyes staring at the figure on the stage.
Wu Jianqiang was even more dumbfounded, and his mouth couldn't close.
I was taken aback when I heard this, and said that others were just right, and the lady concubine was amazing. He Xiangdong Guankou accelerated here: "I think that there was a Kole country in the Western Regions, and I was owed three years to the Qing Dynasty, so I had no choice but to come in and the beautiful woman Karamayi Ha suddenly burst into the meat and stuffed buns without spicy. ”
Xue Guo exclaimed, "What's this name?"
"Hahaha......"
"Good ......"
The audience laughed and applauded, this passage is really ornamental and funny, it is really fun.
He Xiangdong did not stop: "The emperor was surprised when he saw this woman, this woman's beauty is unheard of and unseen, and she is powerful in the palace as a concubine." Why did I come to the summons for no reason today, and hurriedly arranged the crown and belt, and came to the inner court, but I saw that the blue and heavy glaze were created, and the top of the treasure was pretended, and the buildings and palaces were carved and painted, and it was a fairyland on earth. ”
"Good ......" the audience applauded again.
"Once again, it surpassed the original. Zhang Baoku was surprised.
The jury was shocked, and they stared blankly at the radiant young man on the stage, with only four words in their hearts.
The next piercing is naturally perfect.
After finishing speaking, Xue Guo hurriedly asked, "What exactly is this treasure?"
He Xiangdong replied: "A small white sock." ”
Xue Guo waved his hand: "Go, what is this worth?"
He Xiangdong said seriously: "There is still the athlete's foot left by Concubine Shu's mother." ”
Xue Guo exclaimed: "Hey, the stink has not dispersed for more than 100 years, you are athlete's foot across time and space." ”
"Hahaha......" The audience laughed.
He Xiangdong smiled: "It doesn't matter if it's worthless, I still have a third treasure in my family." I have a third great-grandfather in my family. ”
Xue Guo was also happy: "There is no shortage of ancestors in your family. ”
"Go. He Xiangdong pushed Xue Guo.
The audience watched it very lively.
Xue Guo laughed a few times and took the initiative to break the topic back: "Then what is your third treasure?" ”
He Xiangdong said: "My three great-ancestors were officials, and they were prefects in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and Kangxi had a big birthday that year......
It's a brand new one, and the wrists of the jury are numb.
Zhang Baoku was relieved, there was no need to listen to the things in the back, this young man was really amazing.
Wu Jianqiang's attention has not been on He Xiangdong, he has been looking back at the enthusiastic audience, his brows are tightly locked, and he can't let go.
Doesn't it mean that no one listens to traditional cross talk anymore? So what's going on now? Could it be that I'm wrong? But how could I be wrong?
"Hi...... You're not doing that well. ”
"I have a fourth treasure in my house. ”
"The Fifth Treasure ......"
He Xiangdong swayed freely on the stage, worked hard, and perfectly combined the mouth and the baggage jokes. The audience applauded the ornamental beauty of the mouth, and also laughed at the jokes of the baggage.
The atmosphere was extremely lively, and the audience was unprecedentedly excited.
The next group of actors backstage were waiting at the stage door, looking at this scene, these two people almost didn't cry, He Xiangdong had already acted like this, how could they dare to play?
Iniquity.
One of the cross talk actors is Zhao Fenghua, and he now feels that his eyes are black for a while, and he is almost unstable.
The sale of five instruments ended in the crazy applause of the audience, and the old man Zhang Baoku personally stood up and applauded the two of them, and the old man sighed in his heart: "From now on, there will be no more selling five instruments in the world." ”