Chapter 1: On the Basics of Magic... It's not human-learned

"There is a fish in the North Underworld, and its name is Kun. The pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Kun is so big, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is. Turned into a bird, its name is Peng. Peng's back, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is, and it flies angrily, its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky. It is a bird, and the sea will migrate to the south. The Southern Hades, the Heavenly Pond also.

"Personally, I think that Zhuangzi was frightened by the ancient solar eclipse phenomenon, and regarded the solar eclipse as a giant bird thousands of miles long, flying over and covering the sky, and it happened that the direction of the sky darkening was from the seaside, so he thought that a giant bird flying out of the sea covered the sky, and then he made up a Kunpeng name and passed it down......"

At the threshold of absolute depression, in the face of Lancer's examination school returning from afar, I confidently expressed my opinions, and made up what I thought was a reasonable explanation through a series of brain holes to review the questions held by these ancient books during this time, so I had the above questions and answers.

Unexpectedly, a dead house who didn't understand the atmosphere poured cold water over, and popularized science with a sense of superiority in front of the computer: "So you don't understand history." On July 7, 2014, American researchers excavated a fossilized skeleton of a prehistoric seabird in South Carolina, USA, and analysis showed that this seabird may be the largest bird ever existed in the history of the earth, with a wingspan between 6.1 and 7.4 meters, soaring in the sky for several kilometers without flapping its wings. This prehistoric seabird confirms the existence of Kunpeng, but it is an exaggerated myth and has been passed down. ”

"You're superior to wool!" I saw his webpage with my 2.0 eyesight is Du Niang's encyclopedia's introduction to Kunpeng, "You don't know Du Niang's festival yet, it's a person who can get on it, and you can do it as you want! I also said that there is a phenomenon that is more consistent with the dream within a year after dreaming, so is it possible that after 2,000 years, someone will find that there is really a similar phenomenon and write my discovery into the historical record!"

Wang Zhongming was dumbfounded, and after a long time, he threw out a sentence unwillingly: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to explain to you." "I took care of my own words.

After listening silently, Lan Ther nodded slightly: "The words are sharp and to the point, and you have grown a lot during this time." No one knows what the real history is, so regardless of the truth, if you can derive logical and reasonable deductions through your own theories, you have jumped out of the bottom of 'blind obedience' and belong to the part of people who really have brains, so it's good to praise you a little, and you have done a good job. ”

"Ahaha~ It's okay~~" It's not easy to get the praise of this great mage, I'm still very happy, I haven't worked hard to study in vain during this time.

In the books that Lancer named and reviewed, except for the slow progress of mathematics, physics and chemistry that makes people gnash their teeth, I still absorb the book knowledge of other liberal arts departments very quickly, and I can also think while reading, draw inferences, and point out the main points to the point.

"Don't be too modest, compared to the color of the left brain is water and the right brain is flour in front of the computer, you are indeed much smarter, two levels higher than him. ”

Wang Zhongming is frustrated, he is also a well-known author in the online literature industry, although he can't be compared with those gods who have dominated the list for a long time, but there are a lot of die-hard fans. Because his books are indeed excellent, many of the contents are upgraded by consulting a large number of classics and quoting classics.

However, what he did was just quoting the classics, copying other people's annotations and comments on these classics, but without a little of his own opinion, to put it bluntly, it is a typical take-it-all-en-it-the-road approach, but it's actually better to directly turn over those origins, just because he's been picking up other people's things, and can't create his own things, so even if his books are written well, they can't squeeze into the realm of the god of online literature.

Therefore, when he was full of joy and wanted to learn magic from Lancether as a teacher, Lancer just glanced at it and refused without hesitation, reasoning: "No brain, too stupid, there is no need to teach." ”

Directly hit him so much that he wanted to hang himself with noodles, and committed suicide by jumping from the window on the first floor.

So, when exactly did I start learning magic?

I asked the question, and the reply was, "At least get a complete grasp of Fourier first." ”

I tilted my head blankly at a 6-degree angle: "Who is Fourier?"

I saw Wang Zhongming, who had sharp ears, heard that his center of gravity was unstable and fell to the ground.

Seeing this, I asked, "Xiao Ming Tong Shoes, do you know Fourier?" ”

"Don't mention it......" Wang Zhongming's face was as ugly as eating Xiang: "It is what I learned in the university in "Integral Transformation", and I was tossed to death during that time, and then I directly gave this lesson to death. If you want to learn magic, you have to die again, then I'd rather not learn it!"

Cut, people who have no perseverance. Give up after this level of frustration, what a weak person who can't stand the ordeal, and deserve to be a single dog.

Lancer didn't seem to be deterrent enough, and continued to attack: "Then fully master Descartes, these two are the foundation." ”

I tilted my head at a 6-degree angle: "Who is Descartes?"

Wang Zhongming, a liberal arts student, had already collapsed in front of the computer, foaming at the mouth, unconscious.

…… It seems to be something more difficult than Fourier.

However, it would be too much to underestimate me to think that I would back down in this way!

I faced Lancer, held my head high, stood tall, and confidently exclaimed, "I'm not going to learn either!"

The subject of college graduates kneeling down made me a sophomore junior high school student to study, and it is also the mathematics, physics and chemistry that I hate the most, anyway, I have a lot of things in my hands now, and I have experienced magic, so I have no regrets, so why torture myself to relearn the basics of magic!

No wonder the number of magicians is so small as that of warriors that they are like rare and protected animals, these things are simply not learned by ordinary people.

That's the end of the matter about magical guidance, but there's another thing I'd like to ask Lancer about besides magical guidance.

"Raise your eloquence. ”

"Well, recently I found that my verbal skills are not very strong, and there are many opinions that I want to say that cannot be expressed correctly and perfectly. For example, the state of mind of the truth I talked to Jin Erfan last time was not well expressed, do you have any good guidance on this?"

Lancer thought for a moment and replied, "Yes, it's easy. ”

As he spoke, he pointed to something in my pocket.

"Before the formal instruction, you should first use the 'heart to the heart' to observe the dynamics of other things, and then come to me. ”