Now is the era of new cross talk, and basically no one says traditional cross talk, so now these cross talk actors are wearing suits and leather shoes when they talk about cross talk, and their hair is also shiny. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

New cross talk is also cross talk, and traditional cross talk was actually a new cross talk at the beginning, which has nothing to do with it. It's just that now these new cross talk speakers have abandoned the original skills of the old cross talk, and blindly pursue playful language, which is picking up sesame seeds and losing watermelons.

After changing into a suitable coat, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo went out on their front and back feet, and as soon as the two of them went out, the waiting room, which was still a little dull, suddenly chirped.

"Isn't it, how do these two people still wear coats?"

"Do you want to talk about traditional cross talk? This is not a cheap thing, isn't it all about pushing through the old and bringing forth the new. ”

"You don't know them, do you?"

"Who's who?" asked a few people next to him, they were really not very familiar with He Xiangdong and Xue Guo.

The man sighed and explained: "Haven't you heard that there are two young people in their twenties in the cross talk team of this year's Spring Festival Gala who rushed from the first trial to the fifth trial?"

"Oh my God, it's them?"

"No, it won't. ”

"They, my God, even Teacher Zhao Fenghua hasn't passed the third trial. ”

"This person's skills are good, but it is said that he also robbed Teacher Zhao Fenghua's acupoint before, alas, this human nature is really average. ”

"But the level of the people is good, otherwise even Mr. Zhao can't rob him. ”

"That's right. ”

"Ahem. A person sitting in the corner coughed with a dark face, his face was very ugly, this person was Zhao Fenghua. The classroom was a bit big, and he saw He Xiangdong in front of him, but he didn't want to meet anyone at all, so he sat in the corner with his head down and didn't speak, and the other cross talk actors didn't see him.

Now listening to these people start talking about himself, and the more he talks, the more he doesn't talk, he is going crazy, he doesn't catch a breath, and his throat is itching and choking.

His choking attracted the attention of all the people in the room, and everyone looked at that angle, and the scene suddenly fell silent.

Human beings have a very dark psychology that likes to talk about others behind their backs, which has a kind of secret pleasure, and they don't need to bear any responsibility for spreading falsehoods, but the most embarrassing thing is that the person standing behind you when you say bad things about people behind your back.

The group of cross talk actors in the room shrank their necks together, and they all turned their heads back in embarrassment, looking sideways into the distance one by one, and no one dared to speak, it was too embarrassing.

Zhao Fenghua's face was even more ugly, and his eyes turned black for a while, and he almost fainted. It wasn't the first time he'd heard such a statement, but no matter how many times he heard it, he was still as broken and angry as the first time.

At the beginning, he took the initiative to hack He Xiangdong on CCTV, saying that He Xiangdong robbed him of his acupoint in Xinxiang, Henan. But no one expected him to die in the third trial of the Spring Festival Gala, and what he didn't expect was that He Xiangdong actually rushed into the fifth trial.

Now everyone says that he is not as good as a talent and was robbed of the opportunity by He Xiangdong, he is speechless, and he even has the heart to die, this is really digging a pit for himself to jump.

In fact, He Xiangdong also knew about it, but he didn't have the slightest intention to explain, the things in the art world are too difficult to say, and if you can't explain it clearly to those people, the more you explain it, the worse it gets, he can see it anyway, just guess it casually with those people.

What a love.

After going out, there was a special staff member who led He Xiangdong and Xue Guo to the competition venue of the preliminary competition, which was actually just a classroom next to it.

When he was about to arrive, He Xiangdong also saw Ding Jinyang and Guo Yunchong, who had just finished the performance, these two were elated, their mouths were almost behind the roots of their ears, they were floating when they walked, and they were about to fly up and bite people.

He Xiangdong looked funny, it seems that these two people are performing well, otherwise they wouldn't be so excited.

The staff took them to the door, and the two walked in with a slight stop, and now the classroom is empty, the desks have been moved, and the classroom looks very empty, with a row of tables and chairs on the side of the blackboard, and a full seven seniors in the cross talk world are sitting there.

He Xiangdong has only seen two people here, one is Chu Cheng, this is an old acquaintance, and Chu Cheng has always taken good care of him. There is also Yan Liang, Yan Xiaohua's father, He Xiangdong has not had deep contact with him, but he saw it a few times in CCTV last time when he hit the Spring Festival Gala.

This time the chief judge was Yan Liang, Yan Liang saw that it was these two people who came in, he raised his eyebrows slightly, and his eyes were slightly condensed, but his face did not show any different color.

The other people sitting there were also looking at the two young men who had just come in, and they found that the two new ones were really calm and didn't take the initiative to greet them, but they didn't deliberately keep their distance from them.

The two young men stood very naturally, always with a warm smile on their faces, and their attitude was calm and graceful.

The first impression was good, and several people nodded silently.

Chu Cheng looked at He Xiangdong and smiled slightly, and said without saying much: "Six, please start your performance." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Okay." ”

Cross talk is actually very simple, whether there is this coat or not is the same, whether there is a table or not is the same, in the past, when the old artists left the ground, they were standing in the crowd, and I didn't see them pay attention to anything.

It's just that now when there are conditions, we will pay attention to the wearing of props, and pay attention to the position and angle of the actors' standing, of course, this is also to give the audience a better feeling, and it is also responsible for the audience.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo looked at the judges in front of them with a smile, and He Xiangdong said: "Cross talk actor He Xiangdong." ”

Xue Guo: "Cross talk actor Xue Guo." ”

The two said in unison: "Salute to the audience." ”

Take a deep bow.

The few people in front of them looked at them very indifferently and did not say anything.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo didn't regard these people in front of them as big names in the cross talk industry, and they didn't come to compete and assess, these people in front of them were just the most ordinary audiences, and they were the objects they said they wanted to amuse in cross talk.

He Xiangdong began to talk about cross talk very relaxedly: "We came here today to say that cross talk is coming." ”

"That's right. Xue Guo responded.

He Xiangdong said: "This is cross talk, you can't come if your knowledge is low." ”

"Oh, really?"

He Xiangdong nodded and said: "That's right, the cross talk actors fight to the end are all knowledge, our four homework is to learn to tease and sing, and those with shallow knowledge can't come." Let's say that cross talk has to be knowledgeable, like these teachers sitting in front of us are very knowledgeable. ”

Those people still looked at He Xiangdong very indifferently, with a taste of scrutiny in their eyes, and Chu Cheng alone still had a little smile on his face, which could be regarded as a little response to He Xiangdong.

In fact, this kind of cross talk is the most difficult to say, even more difficult to say than in front of the censorship team of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, because all the big names in the cross talk industry are sitting in front of you.

These people have all eaten and seen, how many years have they been in this business, what kind of cross talk have I never seen, it is easy to make the audience laugh at the burden you said, but it is too difficult to laugh at these big names in the same industry.

Many actors start to panic after not performing for long, because people don't laugh at all, and they all look at you very indifferently.

Fortunately, He Xiangdong is a character who mixes up from the ground, and he is not afraid of the scene at all, Xue Guo is also a master of the arts, and he can also suppress the scene, otherwise these two people would have to show cowardice on the spot.

Xue Guo said: "That's for sure, the level of these teachers naturally goes without saying." ”

He Xiangdong said: "In addition to these teachers in front of me, there is another person in the cross talk world who is very knowledgeable. ”

Xue Guo asked curiously, "Who?"

He Xiangdong patted his chest and said embarrassedly: "It's me." ”

Xue Guo looked at him and smiled for a long time: "Hehe, you, then you are highly educated?"

He Xiangdong shook his head: "I haven't been to school." ”

Xue Guo asked again: "Then you have read a lot of books and are self-taught?"

He Xiangdong shook his head again: "I don't like to read." ”

Xue Guo frowned: "That's strange, then how did you become knowledgeable?"

He Xiangdong said: "Shameless." ”

The very traditional three flips and four shakes, first laid the groundwork twice, and in the third time, He Xiangdong began to shake the burden, but unfortunately none of the people in front of him laughed.

Rao is He Xiangdong was already mentally prepared, but when he saw this scene, he still chuckled in his heart, and the cross talk in front of the connoisseur was really hard to say.

Yan Liang flipped through the materials in his hand, his materials were written on the program list of each group, he counted them one by one, and when he saw the sixth group, his eyes were fixed.