Chapter 834: Genius
He Xiangdong said that today's dinner was a bit strange, it turned out that Fu Sheng was recommending apprentices to him, no wonder he brought his vice president and his family of three.
He Xiangdong now has a lot of cross talk apprentices, but there really isn't one storytelling apprentice, mainly because storytelling is not easy to do, and it's much more difficult than cross talk.
The most difficult of the twelve courses in cross talk is stand-up comedy, and the most difficult thing in stand-up comedy is to speak long-form stand-up.
He Xiangdong also wants to accept the apprentice of the storyteller, Zhang's storytelling, he is the only one left, he has to spread the branches.
There is also Wang Miwei's branch, their branch is more perverted, and they are not peerless geniuses, and they only pass on one person from generation to generation.
Old man Wang is also getting older, and it is estimated that he has no time to cultivate heirs, so He Xiangdong has to help him find heirs and help him teach heirs.
It's all a thing.
If the kid in front of him really has a talent for storytelling, that's really great.
He Xiangdong sat in his seat and didn't move, so he beckoned: "Come, child, come here." ”
Wu Jiabao's children went over as they said and stood in front of He Xiangdong.
He Xiangdong and Yan Yuese asked, "How long have you been learning to tell books?"
Wu Jiabao's face was red, and he replied: "I haven't studied it formally, I have listened a lot, and Mr. Fu sometimes tells me a little." ”
He Xiangdong nodded: "Oh, how long have you been listening to that?" ”
Wu Jiabao said: "It's been more than three years. ”
He Xiangdong was surprised: "The year is not short, how old are you this year?"
Wu Jiabao replied: "I am nine years old. ”
He Xiangdong said: "Then you started listening to books at the age of seven?"
Wu Jiabao nodded and said, "Yes." ”
He Xiangdong asked again: "Then what books are you going to talk about now?"
Wu Jiabao said: "I will say the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, and Ji Gongchuan, Big Eight Righteousness and Little Eight Righteousness, Ugly Niangniang, Nine Heads Case, Leather Pants Hutong Murder House Strange Case, and ...... There are many more that you haven't finished. The books that Mr. Fu said were all finished, and none of the books you said were finished. ”
"Haha......" He Xiangdong laughed, he dug too many pits, and he couldn't remember any of them.
Raw books are familiar with plays, and no one wants to listen to old books a second time. A storyteller should know a lot, and it is best to have a good creative ability.
He Xiangdong knows a lot, and he has created a lot of it himself, and many of the jokes that Wu Jiabao's children said later were created by He Xiangdong after sorting them out, but without exception, all of them were dug by him and did not fill them.
He Xiangdong has a bookstore in Beijing, called Tingshuxuan, which he did with the people who commented on the book, and the books he said in the bookstore, He Xiangdong has a beginning and an end, and he doesn't dig the pit here, but in the small theater of Xiangwen Society, it is the book that he doesn't dig the hole.
In the bookstore, it is a storytelling, and in the small theater of Xiangwenshe, it is a stand-up comedy. There is no difference between storytelling and long-form stand-up comedy in terms of artistic expression, and it can be said that the two are the same.
But there is also a difference between the two, that is, storytellers generally do not dig holes and do not fill them, because storytellers are looking for a bookstore to tell stories, and one story is a whole year, so he can finish all a set of books.
But stand-up comedy is different, cross talk actors mainly talk about stand-up comedy, they say that stand-up usually picks a paragraph and says, and then leaves a button, so that they can ask the audience for money, and next time they don't talk about stand-up, or say the right one.
Therefore, the storytelling in the storytelling door is still relatively complete, because the artist's teaching and performance are complete.
There are too many incomplete jokes in stand-up comedy, because people don't rely on storytelling to eat.
Some artists have created a long stand-up by themselves, and he didn't say it for seven or eight years, and he forgot about it himself, so how can he pass it on?
This is the nature of art.
He Xiangdong has dug pits and buried a lot of people over the years, and even the child in front of him has stayed in it.
After He Xiangdong laughed twice, he said to Wu Jiabao: "Come, let's talk about what you are best at, tell us about it." ”
Wu Jiabao's face was flushed, and he turned his head to look at Fu Sheng.
Fu Sheng said to him: "You, Teacher He, are testing you, you have to behave well." ”
Dad Wu also said: "Xiaobao, don't be nervous, just say it well, Mom and Dad believe you can." ”
Wu's mother also said: "Come on, son." ”
He Xiangdong touched Wu Jiabao's head and said, "Don't be nervous, just treat us all as the audience for you to tell the story, you are now Mr. Storyteller." ”
"Hmm. Wu Jiabao nodded vigorously, and then found another place on the dining table, where he could watch everyone's position.
Wu Jiabao sat down and exhaled a few heavily, his little face was still red, but he was not so nervous in his heart.
Wu Jiabao smiled slightly, and a crisp immature voice came out of his mouth: "The Mid-Autumn Festival in August is white, and the pedestrians on the road are desolate. The small bridge is fragrant with osmanthus flowers, and I think about it day and night. I can't be quiet in my heart, so I read the article early in the morning. Ten years of hard work in the study, Fang Xiancai is high...... Syllable...... Shihiro. ”
Wu Jiabao slapped the table with his hand, and it was regarded as a wake-up wood.
He Xiangdong raised his eyebrows, this child's set poem is good. Although the fixed poem is a poem, the recitation of the fixed poem is different from the recitation of the poem, and the fixed poem plays the role of a top suppressor, so the rhythm of reading the fixed poem is very particular.
You have to keep the audience's attention focused on you, and then you can't annoy people, you know that some people don't like to listen to this kind of long poem, not only can you not annoy people, but you also have to make people like it, which is difficult.
Although the finale poem recited by Wu Jiabao's children is still far from the storytelling, at this age, it is already remarkable that he can say the finale poem like this, which is enough to make He Xiangdong's eyes shine.
After reading the final poem, Wu Jiabao's little face was no longer red, his emotions had calmed down, and he said with a smile: "Today I was also driven out of the duck on the shelf, I didn't learn much, I went directly to the stage to talk about the book." ”
He Xiangdong was really surprised this time, this kid was actually talking nonsense before opening the book, is this a fixed amount of work, oh my God......
Storytelling does not mean that the artist sits on the stage and opens his mouth after shaking off the wood.
The kind of person who opens his mouth and opens a book is an apprentice.
The real storyteller will definitely chat with the audience, this needs to be fixed, he needs to know who the audience is, what they like to listen to, whether the mood is high, this has to be measured, so that it is convenient to talk later.
In addition, gossip can also shorten the distance with the audience, so that the audience can like you and accept you, so that it is convenient to tell the next book, which is similar to the function of the pad talk in cross talk.
There is also the fact that artists have to unconsciously enter the main topic of storytelling in the chat, which is a technology and a craft.
Of course, many viewers hear storytellings on the radio or on discs, and they tell stories as soon as they open their mouths, and these are the same for those famous names.
This is a special case, because these recordings were recorded by artists in the recording studio, and there was no audience in the recording studio, so he could only open his mouth and open the book, he wanted to talk, who did he talk to?
So Wu Jiabao started chatting as soon as he opened his mouth, He Xiangdong was really taken aback, he wanted to see if this kid was simply imitating, or if he would really live on a fixed basis.
If it's the latter, then this kid is really a genius.