Chapter 653: Imperial Meal

Minglan felt distressed about the double-sided embroidered screen and threw the jade gate out.

There was a clatter on the ground, and then it got up.

As a result, Sydney told Gu Yinlan that he was stung by a bee, and Yuque left the ground, and then lay back silently.

This scene happened to be captured by Minglan.

The corners of her mouth twitched imperceptibly several times, she looked at the honey on the screen, and then at Yuque's reaction, and thought with her toes that it was a good thing.

made Gu Yinlan deflated, which can be regarded as a great achievement, but she was lost, she was indeed wronged, this posture, isn't it that she can't get up if she doesn't make amends, right?

Minglan was made to cry and laugh by his own speculation, Sydney's cheeks hurt when she smiled, and Bizhu urged, "Say it quickly, what's going on?"

Sydney tensed her face and said, "On the way back to the East Palace, the crown princess passed by the imperial garden, and suddenly, the honeycomb on the tree fell and smashed at her feet, and those frightened bees flew out to catch whoever stung whom, she was stung miserably, and her swollen face was no better than a pig's head......." ”

Sydney couldn't hold back another burst of laughter, although she couldn't see it with her own eyes, but she felt miserable when she thought about it.

Bizhu's maids also covered their mouths and smiled.

Sydney said, "Now everyone in the palace is laughing, the crown princess and concubine are goddesses, and they are not invaded by poison, but they don't have to take bees, and bees are dedicated to the goddess ......." ”

After laughing, Si'er asked curiously, "How can there be a honeycomb in the imperial garden?"

Sydney shook her head, she didn't know, it stands to reason that there would be no such a lethal animal in the palace, what if there was a strong wind one day and it fell and hurt the emperor and the concubine?

Qingxing saw Yuque on the ground, and bent down to pick it up, but as soon as she bent over, Yuque avoided it, and Qingxing grabbed it twice, and both of them were empty.

Thinking that Yuque might be the anger of the true son of the world, he stopped caring about it.

Then, Yuque moved to the place where Minglan threw it and waited quietly.

Without saying a word, you can feel that it has been wronged, and it is a great grievance.

Minglan put down the embroidered bandage, walked to Yuque and squatted down, spread out his palms, like coaxing a child, and said, "I was wrong, can I forgive me?"

Yuque turned her head, as if the villain turned her head and left her with a small buttocks, arrogant.

How to look at how to owe a beating.

They all apologized, and it was still strong.

"I'll give you braised pork?" Minglan continued to coax.

I don't believe it, I can't coax you.

Sure enough, this little Yuque is a foodie, as soon as he heard the braised pork, he glanced over, glanced at Minglan, and finally turned his back again, and then ......

Yuque went crazy.

The room was full of chaos, so fast that after staring for a while, the people who turned were dizzy.

Bang dang!

Flying without a head or brain, it is easy to bump into things, no, a high-grade red jade bottle, which is very valuable, is Minglan's favorite, and it was destroyed like this.

Poor Si'er rushed over, failed to save the jade bottle, and fell himself.

Yu Que An divided it and looked back at Minglan, who stared at it.

Yuque ran and embroidered the bandage and stayed, as if he had made a mistake and pretended to be dead.

Minglan suddenly felt that Yuque wanted to eat braised pork, but he went crazy when he couldn't eat it.

This means that it knows that braised pork is delicious.

It knew that when it entered the palace, it could write, and it had also found that the third master of the Yongguo Mansion was poisoned and died, and it was smarter than ordinary people.

It...... It can't be locked up in the jade que, right?

But can such a small jade que be shut down?

Minglan felt incredible, but did she experience less unbelievable things?

Minglan tried to talk to Yuque and treat it as a human being, and she asked, "Why did you go to the palace?"

Then, there was a small and simple text on the screen: It's not your man, don't let me eat meat, I went to the imperial dining room in a fit of anger and ate it secretly.

The corners of Minglan's mouth twitched and asked, "Have you eaten it?"

Yuque: You stabbed me in the heart!!

Minglan: ......

Coughing lightly, Minglan said, "Then how can you eat it?"

Yuque: After the stab, you still have to make up for it!

Minglan: ......

Don't let people ask?

Minglan bared his teeth, took a handkerchief and covered the jade que, leaving it clean alone.

As a result, there was a line of small words on the snow-white embroidered handkerchief: If you can't eat it, it's good to smell it.

It's really pitiful.

When Bizhu saw it, she said, "The slave maid asked people to burn a plate of braised pork." ”

Not only the braised pork, Bizhu also thoughtfully deducted a small bowl in the middle of the plate, and Yuque lay on the bowl, surrounded by the fragrance of braised pork coming from all directions.

You can see it, you can smell it, but you can't eat it, that's the most heart-wrenching.

No, Yuque is crazy again.

I have to go crazy a few times a day.

If there is really someone in the jade que, it will definitely be a crazy girl.

A few maids stood next to Bogujia, looking vigilant, lest Yuque fly around without a head and brainless, and crash into things, even if the princess is not short of money, they will be distressed.

Fei was tired and tired, so Yuque stayed on the small table.

Minglan changed the embroidered bandage and continued to embroider the screen, and said again and again, this is what she did to Li Peiyao, the future cousin-in-law, is her intention, it will get dirty again, she will, she will ......

It took a long time, and I didn't come out with a follow-up.

Although it looks like it is only a piece of broken jade, it can't be broken, it can't be burned, and it can fly back if you throw away the divine jade, what can you do with it?

This was just a few of her bottles, a few holes in the screens, and a trip into the palace, and the imperial dining room was almost not caught on fire by it.

At this time, the imperial dining room was still in a mess of porridge, chickens and dogs jumped, and several imperial chefs said that they had hit the evil spirit, and their bodies seemed to have been hit by something, so they poured all the salt into the dishes......

When the father-in-law caught the chicken, his hand was beaten, the chicken took off his hand and flew onto the stove, and then the whole imperial dining room was catching the chicken, there were many people, you hit me, I knocked over the table, he knocked over the chicken cage, chicken feathers on the ground.

The imperial dining room is so noisy, it is inevitable to alarm the emperor, it is not okay not to be alarmed, the imperial dining room is all messed, the emperor and the concubine's dinner has not been settled, rather than waiting until there is no food on the table to be scolded, it is better to say hello first, so that you are not so angry when you are hungry.

The emperor sent Father-in-law Fu to the imperial dining room to check what happened, but the treasury was half collapsed, and Father-in-law Fu found that a lot of food was moldy, or it was shoddy.

Those moldy vegetables were thrown on the car, waiting to be pulled out of the palace, and the father-in-law who watched it said that it was evil.

Back then, there was a flood in his hometown, and he starved countless people, and he could have a nest and a nest, which was all delicious in the world, just for a bite to eat, and the palace that Fu Gonggong entered, in his eyes, food is human life.

The emperor handed over the imperial dining room to them, and it was such a waste, and he was not afraid of thunder and thunder.

Moreover, a steward of the imperial dining room turned out to be eight dishes and one soup, braised pork, roast chicken, and stewed chicken soup......

Don't talk about him in this meal, even the concubines in the harem are not comparable.

The steward of the imperial dining room was frightened and at a loss, and said that it was a false accusation, someone slandered him, he was knocked unconscious, and he didn't know anything.

Whether it was a slander or slander, Gonggong Fu didn't say anything, turned around and went back to the imperial study to tell the emperor.

Most of the things in the harem are in charge of Empress Zhao, and Concubine Li is watching, waiting to catch each other's mistakes, so they do their best to do things, and the emperor is also worry-free.

But there are exceptions to everything, and the steward of this imperial dining room is the queen mother's person.

Empress Zhao and Concubine Li both want to win over the Queen Mother, and no one dares to pierce this layer of window paper, in case the Queen Mother is unhappy, she will stand on the other side's side, isn't this a pit for herself?

Empress Zhao didn't dare to care, Concubine Li thought that it was not Empress Zhao who was cheap, she couldn't make this mistake, so she didn't care, there was no Qingshui Yamen in this world at all, not to mention the imperial dining room with the most oil and water in Kyoto.

The two of them opened one eye and closed one eye, and no one cared.

Unexpectedly, the imperial dining room caught fire on its own.