Chapter 15: The Golden Short Body and the Mushroom T
Kim Taeyeon wasn't sure if this person said this in order to deceive her trust, but seeing Kim Jong-kwon's confident look, she still took out her mobile phone and searched the Internet, Kim Jong-kwon, and So Ji-sub. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
A bunch of news came out all of a sudden, and Kim Taeyeon casually clicked on a link titled "Violent Newcomer Actor Beats So Ji-sub", and after reading it, he took a closer look at Kim Jong-kwon's face, and after confirming that it was indeed a person who was reported, his face was very strange.
"What's wrong? Didn't you find it? No way, it was so popular before. Kim Jong Kwon looked at the little strange face in front of him, thinking that he hadn't found it, so he was a little anxious.
"Aniyo, just, just..."
"What the hell is going on, there should be a lot of news about me, but what?" Kim Jong Kwon looked at her hesitating, hesitating, and anxious for her.
"In the photo, it's true that he and Ah Zhixi are the same person, but, Ah Zhixi, you won't beat us, it's not right to hit a woman. Kim Taeyeon squirmed and looked up at Kim Jong-kwan timidly as she spoke.
Poof! Kim Jong Kwon spurted out a mouthful of blood! You were sent by God to fix me, you have watched carefully, that is filming, filming!
"Oh my God, what are you looking at, that's a movie, although we really fought, but that's the script requirement, in reality, Brother Zhixie and I are brothers, I'm not, it's not..."
Kim Jong Kwon was a little incoherent with excitement, and it was not easy to explain this, he played a violent actor in the play, but he was not a violent actor himself, but the media said that he was a violent actor.
Then this violent actor acted in the movie as a real fight, and then when they filmed, it was a real fight, and they went around and around for Kim Jong Kwon himself.
“... In a word. I'm not a bad person, I don't like to hit people, and I don't hit women. Got it?"
explained for a long time, and in the end, Kim Jong Kwon himself didn't know what he was talking about, which made Kim Jong Kwon feel desperate.
"Understood, in short, Ah Zhixi is a good person. The two girls looked at Kim Jong Kwon, who was sweating with a sweat, and replied in unison.
So, Kim Jong Kwon, who was inexplicably issued a good person card, and the two little girls who were snickering, stepped forward and snatched the bag full of snacks in their hands and started eating.
There is no vigilance and suspicion just now. made Kim Jong-kwan suddenly understand that he was actually tricked just now. 'I knew it was a joke for me, and I still had to go so hard to explain what I was doing so much'
Kim Jong Kwon looked at the two people who were eating happily and felt a faint sadness, women are really terrible.
"Whew, this one is really, very, very, very tasty, you taste it, Ernie. Tiffany and Kim Taeyeon collectively turned into snack goods, and after a while, a bag of snacks was eaten by the two of them.
Kim Jong Kwon looked at the two of them, looking unfinished, and inexplicably sighed, breeders are really a great profession.
"Thank you for your hospitality~" Kim Taeyeon and Tiffany, who finished eating, took a step back and thanked Kim Jong Kwon.
"It's nothing, because if you buy too much, you don't eat it, it's a waste. This has helped me a lot, and I want to thank you. "Kim Jong Kwon is this kind of person, very considerate of others.
"Anyway, thank you for inviting us to eat, by the way, Ah Yuxi, why are you here, don't you go home for the Spring Festival?" After the battle of wits and courage just now, the three of them were a little tired, so they leaned their backs against the railing and looked up at the starry sky.
"I can't go back now, it's almost over, and I will definitely go back for the next Spring Festival. Kim Jong Kwon thought of his grandmother who had been waiting for him to go back, and thought of the movie that was far away, and he felt helpless.
The two girls obviously didn't understand Kim Jong Kwon's thoughts, and looked up at him in confusion.
"Don't talk about me, you two little girls are running here at night, yelling, aren't you afraid of meeting bad guys?" Kim Jong Kwon suddenly diverted the topic.
"Ah, this, we... Actually..."In Kim Tae-yeon's slurring words. Kim Jong Kwon restored the truth of the matter.
It turned out that Tiffany was from the United States, and there were no relatives here, so there was no place to go for the holidays, so she could only stay alone in the dormitory. Kim Tae-yeon, as the captain of Girls' Generation, can't ignore it.
So, after hesitating for a moment, Kim Taeyeon called home and said that she would not go back for the Spring Festival with her friends this year. Get ready to spend the holidays with Tiffany. But the two little girls couldn't be idle, so they proposed to come out to play.
While passing by the Hangang Bridge, Kim Tae-yeon took Tiffany to the bridge to release her stress because of the discomfort and stress during this period. So there was the situation where Kim Jong Kwon's Han River Bridge captured wild Kim Taeyeon, Tiffany. ’
"I said, it turned out to be a member of Girls' Generation, no wonder, the big night is still dressed like a penguin, is it afraid of being recognized by others?" Kim Jong Kwon pretended to find out, ruining the friendly and warm atmosphere just now.
Of course, for the unpopular Ayuxi, none of this is needed. ”
Kim Taeyeon exploded all of a sudden, as an idol, especially a female idol, the most intolerable thing is to deny their appearance and dress up. This is the reverse scale of all women.
Of course, Kim Jong Kwon doesn't know at all, the woman with the best relationship with him is Baek Ji Young, but it's a pity that this sister is also a big grinning character, and she doesn't care much about these, plus Kim Jong Kwon treats Baek Ji Young as a buddy, and he hasn't thought about women at all, and the result is conceivable.
"Ahh Kim Jong Kwon looked at the little one in front of him in surprise.
"What senior? Who is Ajisi? Have we met? It's getting late, we're going back, goodbye. Kim Taeyeon knew that she had said the wrong thing, so she quickly pretended to be stupid and prepared to run away.
If this is spread out, a large number of anti will jump out and accuse them of not being polite in their girlhood. It's not once or twice that they've suffered this kind of loss.
"Want to run, no way!" Kim Jong-kwan grabbed the two of Girls' Generation who were sneaking around and preparing to run away.
"Boom, boom. "The two people who were caught back, one of them was rewarded with a brain melon.
"Ah~ It hurts, Ah Jiuxi, I was wrong, don't hit me, okay. Kim Tae-yeon, who looked aggrieved, covered her head and said.
"Ah~ Why do you want to beat me too, didn't you say you wouldn't beat women?" Tiffany felt very aggrieved, the words were said by Taeyeon Oni, and she also dragged herself to run away, why should she be implicated.
"You're just a girl, not a woman, besides, you're all a group, and she's still the captain, shouldn't you have a hard time?"
Kim Jong Kwon listened to Tiffany's words, his old face turned red, but fortunately the two covered their foreheads and didn't see it. As soon as he said something, he was slapped in the face, which made him a little unbearable, and he began to use strong words.
"Hmph, Aqixi, you are a bad person, you dare to bully Tiffany, who is even shinier than 'mushroom'. Tiffany reprimanded him with tears in her eyes.
"Poof, haha, I heard you say this before, and I thought I heard it wrong, is it shinier than 'mushroom'? Haha, it's really stupid. Kim Jong Kwon laughed again as he listened to Tiffany's self-introduction.
"Hey, stupid, it's a 'gem' and not a 'mushroom', when will you be able to tell the difference. ”
Compared with Kim Jong-kwon's laughter, Kim Taeyeon touched Tiffany's head with pity, obviously this kind of low-level Korean mistake happened not once or twice, causing Taeyeon and her to get used to it. Otherwise, I wouldn't call her stupid, but Tiffany is such a stupid and simple girl.
"That's right, it's shinier than 'mushrooms'. Shiny mushroom, Taeyeon Oni, am I not right?"
"............." Taeyeon looked at her in shock and shook her head, indicating that the child was hopeless, forget it, mushrooms are mushrooms.
At this time, Kim Jong-kwan was about to laugh, holding on to the railing and unable to stand up.
"Tiffany, I think you'll be called 'Mushroom T' in the future, I'm sure you'll be the brightest in idol... Mushrooms, haha, no, it's going to die, it's going to die. Kim Jong Kwon unscrupulously bullied Tiffany's Korean and gave her a new nickname.
"Mushroom T? Not bad, Ernie, don't call me stupid T in the future, people are not stupid at all, call me Mushroom T in the future." ”
Tiffany didn't think this was Kim Jong Kwon's opposite, but she was very happy, she was already dissatisfied with the members calling him stupid, she was obviously not stupid at all, okay, not at all!
"........" Kim Taeyeon feels that she was defeated by Tiffany again today, and once again refreshed, Tiffany's silly lower limit.
"Well, stupid... No, mushroom tant, you're not stupid at all, really. Taeyeon said to her very, very 'seriously'.
Kim Jong Kwon finally relieved himself of his laughter, looking at the two girls one more ignorant than the other, he felt that this world was still very beautiful, I believe that with his Kim Jong Kwon's IQ, he can call the wind and rain in this 'world'!
"Okay, it's late, where is your dormitory, I'll send you back. Kim Jong-kwon felt that he couldn't stay with these two convulsive girls.
Isn't there such a thing as saying that if you spend a long time with a person, you will be assimilated! After just this moment, Kim Jong-kwan felt that his IQ had seriously declined, so he couldn't delay it any longer.
"Ah, really, it's so late, let's hurry back, it's too late. Kim Taeyeon took out her mobile phone and looked at the time, it was already 11:40, and SM's dormitory was locked at 12 o'clock, although it will not be like the trainee period will also check people by name, but if they can't go back before 12 o'clock, they will sleep on the road.
"Don't worry, my car is parked nearby, you show the way, I will send you back, it will definitely come in time." Kim Jong-kwan seemed very calm at this time.
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"Thank you, Aqisi. "When Kim Jong Kwon Xiao Biao took a quick speed, he arrived in less than 10 minutes.
"It's nothing, don't play so late next time, this time I fortunately met the handsome and kind Zhongquan oppa, if you meet a bad person, you will be miserable, you know. Kim Jong Kwon looked at the two little girls running towards the dormitory and smiled slightly.
"Got it, narcissistic Ajisi, 88." The girl waved her hand and ran into the dormitory.
"Cut, how many times have you said it, it's oppa, it's not Ah Yixi, forget it, forgive them this time. ”
Kim Jong Kwon looked at the two newly entered numbers in his mobile phone, thought about it, and changed the 'incomparably shining smiling beauty' and 'team leader on the first day of the universe' to 'mushroom T' and 'golden short body'. Then I put it away satisfied, stepped on the accelerator, and went home.