Guo Fugui sat on Yang Dequan's bed, but Yang Dequan was annoyed to death, this Wang Ba cake is like a fly, and he is a piece of cow shit, he can't shake it off when he is bitten by this kid, what should I do?

Yang Dequan was in a hurry, he came and felt that he was in a hurry, Yang Dequan was very grateful for the urgency to come in time, he thought to himself that I will go to the toilet now, Guo Fugui, you two balls will not follow me to the toilet, if that, your goods will really arrive home.

Yang Dequan has a habit, he likes to take a roll of toilet paper to the toilet in a hurry, use as much as he wants, and get it back when he can't use it up.

Yang Dequan held a roll of paper and bared his teeth at Guo Fugui: "Guo Fugui, you go quickly, I'm going to the toilet!"

After Yang Dequan finished speaking, he ran to the toilet with a tissue paper, Yang Dequan untied his pants and squatted in the squatting position, he just squatted down, Guo Fugui squatted down next to him, Guo Fugui also bared his teeth to Yang Dequan: "Hey, big brother, Brother Gao Feng sued me, I will go to the toilet if you go to the toilet, I will accompany you to the toilet now, I can't accompany the eldest brother, you are my reborn parents, you are my savior!"

Guo Fugui's yellow teeth, he almost didn't smoke Yang Dequan to death with his teeth, Yang Dequan also found that these two balls squatted in the squatting position without taking off his pants, Yang Dequan didn't know, Guo Fugui's pants were torn, and he didn't have to take off his pants at all.

The smell in Guo Fugui's mouth is several times more stinky than the smell of feces in the toilet, Yang Dequan really can't stand it, Yang Dequan is ready to cover his nose, before he can cover his nose, he only hears a crackling stinky fart sound, Guo Fugui exploded like a cannon, followed by a dingdong dingdong sound, this guy doesn't know how long he hasn't been to the toilet, it's like a war, how high the dung water in the pit splashes.

Yang Dequan saw this kind of formation for the first time, he frowned so much that he couldn't open his brows, he was about to escape from the door, Guo Fugui snatched the roll of paper in his hand, and wiped his buttocks, so anxious that Yang Dequan screamed.

"Guo Fugui, you leave some for me, you leave some for me!"

Guo Fugui gave Yang Dequan a full face, and finally left Yang Dequan a piece of paper the size of a slap, patted his butt and walked out of the toilet door, and did not leave after leaving the toilet door, he still held the door of the toilet and snorted at Yang Dequan.

"Hehe, big brother, don't worry, take your time, I don't have anything to worry about, I have time, I'm waiting for you, who made you my reborn parents, who made you my savior!"

Yang Dequan looked at the slap-sized piece of paper in his hand, and his face was suddenly sad.

When it was time to eat, Yang Dequan threw Guo Fugui in the office and went directly to the cafeteria, before Yang Dequan sat down to take chopsticks, Guo Fugui rushed in, stretched out his big hand and pinched the white steamed bun tablet, and the white flower bun immediately left ten black finger prints on the bun of white flowers.

When several other people saw this situation, they all teased Yang Dequan: "Team Yang, where did you come from such a relative, he hasn't washed his hands for many years, how can we eat?"

Yang Dequan said: "Hmph, it's not any relative of my family, this is a relative of Comrade Gaofeng's family, you can eat how you want." ”

Several people looked at each other, stared at each other with big eyes, looking at Guo Fugui's sloppy appearance, their stomach and intestines were uncomfortable, and they wanted to vomit directly, how can they eat this.

When a few people were hesitating, Guo Fugui didn't care so much, he pulled a table of dishes to his side, grabbed four big steamed buns with one hand, he was like a storm, and devoured the most sumptuous lunch on this table for him, the speed was terrifying, and it almost only took a minute or two.

This is the most upscale lunch that Guo Fugui has eaten in his life, at that time, his mouth was full of oil, and his belly was like a pregnant woman of four or five months, and his belly was about to burst.

Yang Dequan went back to the dormitory, as soon as he came in with his front foot, Guo Fugui followed in with his back foot, Yang Dequan glared: "Guo Fugui, you have eaten and drunk enough, you can go, I have to rest now, you can't be here with me!"

Guo Fugui opened his big mouth to Yang Dequan and burped a few times, and smirked: "Big brother, such a good bed, it's the first time I've seen it, big brother, I've been almost forty years, and I haven't slept with anyone else, so I'll sleep with my big brother today, don't dislike it, who made you my reborn parent, who made you my savior!"

After Guo Fugui finished speaking, he threw himself on Yang Dequan's bed, and rolled several times on Yang Dequan's one-meter-eight bed, making Yang Dequan's quilt suddenly black, as if wrapped in a coal dumpling, which made people dare not look at it directly.

Yang Dequan's nose was crooked, and he scolded in his heart, who did I Yang Dequan sleep with, and I couldn't be slept with by Guo Fugui, if I was slept with by Guo Fugui, it would really be impossible to wash it by jumping into the Yellow River, like Guo Fugui's sloppy body, no river can wash it clean.

Yang Dequan was forced to be helpless, he gathered the people of the three teams in the big office, Yang Dequan pointed to Guo Fugui beside him and said to everyone: "Comrades, today is the time for the big guy to watch Xiàn Gao Feng Liang Festival, you have also seen it, this comrade next to me is Comrade Guo Fugui of Pantuoling Village, I don't think I need to introduce more, the big guy has long been familiar with him, he is a celebrity in Pantuoling Village."

Don't say much, Comrade Guo Fugui's family is in difficulty, and now he has encountered a problem, and he needs our big guy to lend a helping hand, help Guo Fugui tide over the difficulties, and help him to renovate the thatched toilet that can't stop the wind and rain rain or shine, and I hope that the big guy will carry forward the fine style of the Crescent Group and contribute a little money from your pocket, even if it is the love of the big guy for Guo Fugui.

Come on, the big guys are a little more enthusiastic, and carry forward your fine style. ”

Guo Fugui stood next to Yang Dequan and bared his teeth at the big guy: "Hehe, the big brother is right, my family's weather-beaten latrine really needs to be renovated, you must help me get through this difficulty, you are all my reborn parents, you are all my saviors, you are all good people, you can all live a long life!"

Unexpectedly, Guo Fugui's beautiful words can be quite spoken.

Pulled the big guy off the bed at noon, it turned out that it was to repair the toilet for Guo Fugui, and the big guy was reluctant when he heard it.

"Team Yang, the donation is voluntary, I still wish the big guy would donate to me, I'm so poor, I can't pay off the mortgage this month, I don't have to donate!"

"Yes, Team Yang, my child's school tuition is still a lot worse, and my family is also in difficulty, so I won't donate, whoever has money will donate a little more!"

"Isn't it, Team Yang, you also know the situation, my salary card has been confiscated by my wife, and I can't donate any money to Guo Fugui, so don't count me as one. ”

The big guys gossiped, and almost all found a reason not to donate to Guo Fugui, either because they had a mortgage or their children's tuition, or because their wives were in charge.

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You are all blind, you don't see that Guo Fugui is so poor that he can't even afford pants, you don't know, I have seen it with my own eyes, this Comrade Guo Fugui is still wearing open crotch pants, although he doesn't have to take off his pants when he goes to the toilet, but people are really poor.

Just because Guo Fugui is poor like this, you guys can't have any reason, you should extend your helping hand without hesitation, help our Comrade Guo Fugui, let him tide over the difficulties, and even we have the obligation to let Guo Fugui get rid of poverty and become rich.

The big guys don't have any more reasons, today's donation is regarded as a political task, no one can help but stretch out their hands, just start with myself, the big guys don't miss a single one, I set a standard, I take the lead in taking out eight hundred, five hundred at the deputy level, two hundred at the supervisor level, and one hundred for the others, start collecting now, no one is missing. ”

After Yang Dequan finished speaking, Guo Fugui bared his teeth behind him and continued: "Hehe, the eldest brother is right, I, Guo Fugui, am indeed so poor that I can't even afford to wear pants, I have been for more than 40 years, and I still wear open crotch pants, if you don't believe it, you can take a look." ”

Guo Fugui and Yang Dequan sang and joined together, and they cooperated quite well, as he spoke, he suddenly spread his legs, revealing his spring light, and let the big guy look at his open crotch pants.

Yang Dequan took the political task, and took the lead in taking out 800 red tickets, the first to donate money for Guo Fugui, the big guy had no negotiability, so he had to pay out of his pocket according to the amount arranged by Yang Dequan, and after a while, Guo Fugui received a donation of more than 6,000 yuan.

Guo Fugui happily left the third team with the first time in his life to see so many red tickets, before he left the third team, he also happily gave Yang Dequan two small gifts, hugged Yang Dequan's face and took two big bites, leaving a deep yellow tooth mark on Yang Dequan's cheeks.

After Guo Fugui left the third team, Yang Dequan said to the big guy: "Comrades, you can't resent me Yang Dequan for this donation, if you want to be resentful, you will resent Comrade Gao Feng, it was his idea for Guo Fugui." ”

Gao Feng had just ridden back to the team, and before he could get out of the car, all the people in the three teams rushed towards him with their teeth and claws.