Here came four different people, but also four extreme people, tall, short, fat and thin are extremely four people, nearly two meters tall, short like a dwarf, fat more than three hundred pounds, thin like a bamboo, the second level of wind can blow to the sky, these four strange people rushed to the material department, the speed is very fast, all like a gust of wind men. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The speed of the four people is the same, and they rushed to the entrance of the material department at the same time, but unfortunately the door of the material department is too narrow, and a fat man can not accommodate it, not to mention that there are three other people, four people are stuck in the door of the material department at the same time, and the deputy general manager is arched into the material department.

"I'll check, you stupid donkeys, you can't be in order, you don't know that Lao Tzu is standing at the door, have you counted, Lao Tzu, this is the first time you have crashed into the air?"

It took a long time for the deputy general manager to climb out of the tin cabinet, and he walked up to the four strange people with half a piece of iron in his hand, picked up the iron sheet and smashed the four people frantically.

The deputy general manager's head was also broken, and blood flowed out like a musical fountain rhythmically, and the four of them replied in unison.

"Boss, do you still need to count this, we remember clearly, this should be sixty-three times, you have suffered.

However, you're used to it, and when it doesn't happen, you feel like you're missing something. ”

"Get out of your mother's eggs, Lao Tzu doesn't think there is anything missing, Lao Tzu asked you to teach this kid a lesson, but you arched Lao Tzu down like an arch pig. ”

The deputy general manager was also furious, the iron sheet was smashed into pieces, in fact, it was all smashed on the fat man, this fat man not only weighed heavily, but the meat on his body was similar to that of female pork, and the iron sheet smashed on his body, which had no effect at all, at most he made some fat.

"Boss, the key is that we can't move now, you have to think of a way to let us come out first, and then we can teach people a lesson. ”

These four guys are really squeezed, even if they were put together in advance, there are no gaps at all, and they are like carpenters stuffed with plugs, tightly fitted, there are no extra gaps at all.

The deputy general manager looked at these four people and was worried again, with a sad face: "I'll go, Lao Tzu expects you to help Lao Tzu rectify the person, but I didn't expect to let Lao Tzu help you in turn, every time I have to find someone to hammer you with a hammer, this time I have to beg someone again, how did Lao Tzu meet you stupid donkeys." ”

Hiring people is also very important, hiring talents, that can help themselves a lot, hiring stupid talents, that not only can't help a lot, but will help the back, these four gold steel is this kind of goods, but let the boss frown.

The deputy general manager begged for the peak with a sad face, and at this time, only the peak was in the office, and he could only ask for the peak.

"Brother, you have to do your brother a favor, do you have a hammer here, can you help me scatter them, these are really stupid donkeys. ”

Gao Feng was very happy, and agreed without thinking about it: "Big brother, I can help you with this, and besides, these four brothers are also my friends, how can I stand idly by." ”

Gao Feng was so refreshing, which made the deputy general manager a little uncomfortable.

"Brother, you are a little too refreshing, you make your brother a little uncomfortable, your brother treated you like this just now, you don't feel like you want to retaliate against your brother. ”

Gao Feng said: "Big brother, with a lot of effort, why worry about it, this is just a matter of one kick, even the hammer is saved, not to mention that everyone is a friend, why don't you help with this little favor." ”

After Gao Feng finished speaking, he walked towards the four golden steels, raised his foot and kicked at the short man, kicking on the dwarf's waist, the dwarf not only did not react, but also rebounded Gao Feng several steps, Gao Feng sat on the desk, the desk almost collapsed, and the chair fell to the ground with a bang.

"Oh, it's so fucking tight, how did you stuff it, it seems that you can't do it with kicking, you have to use a hammer, but luckily I have a hammer here. ”

The deputy general manager said: "No, they are stuffed tightly, I used to use a hammer to disperse them every time, you want to kick them apart, how is that possible, you are called self-sufficient, even with a hammer it takes a lot of effort." ”

Gao Feng was still surprised, he had only seen the carpenter make the wooden plug and make the gap very tight, but he had never seen anyone who could stuff it so tightly like the wooden stopper, and he had to use an iron hammer to hammer it out.

There is a hammer in the material department, which Comrade Ji Wei put under his desk, this guy is quite superstitious, saying that he often has nightmares, and all he dreams of are evil ghosts, so he put the hammer under the desk, saying that it can ward off evil spirits and scare ghosts away, which of course has no factual basis, and is completely superstitious thinking.

Of course, this Comrade Ji Wei has a hobby, he likes to sleep on the desk at noon, and is unwilling to go back to the bed in the dormitory to lie down for a while, this guy is also very strange, as long as he sleeps on the table, he will inevitably have nightmares, and he has the same nightmares over and over again, and he meets the same evil ghosts, most of them are female ghosts.

Ji Wei has always been very confused, and he has also looked for the gray blind man, but he has not found out the reason, why he has ghost dreams every day, he is puzzled, which makes him miserable.

Ji Wei complains to everyone every time, he doesn't know how to solve the problem of this nightmare, why the evil ghost always haunts him, why the ghost can't get along with him, he is a kind person.

For Ji Wei's nightmares, other people laughed at it, only Gao Feng scolded Ji Wei every day, you fucking watch it every day, can you not have nightmares, can you be entangled by evil ghosts, people just watch it once, or watch it two or three times and then stop watching it, you look at it all day long, and now you have watched it more than 120 times, your mind is full of evil ghosts, you don't have nightmares every day, you don't have nightmares every day, you don't have evil ghosts every day.

This Comrade Ji Wei is also evil, he loves to watch "Strange Tales from Liao Zhai", after watching TV and reading novels, it is a must-see every day, his computer only has the TV series of "Strange Tales from Liao Zhai", watching it from morning to night, Gao Feng said that he watched it more than 120 times and said less, this guy still watched more and more interested in it, he seemed to be in it, he was the protagonist in it.

There is no shortage of living treasures in this world, this Comrade Ji Wei is a living treasure, full of Liaozhai living treasure, with Ji Wei, the living treasure comrade, our Mr. Pu Songling did not write this "Strange Tales of Liaozhai" in vain.

However, if our Mr. Pu Songling knew that Ji Wei, a living treasure, was obsessed with his novels, then he would really not be happy, and that was not his original intention to write novels.

Ji Wei is too obsessed with "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", he is also a manifestation of evil, so that he is haunted by nightmares every day, he is entangled by evil ghosts, in order to drive away evil ghosts, Comrade Ji Wei bought an eight-pound hammer, put it under the desk, and every time he goes to bed at noon, he sleeps with this eight-pound hammer.

Not to mention, since Comrade Ji Wei slept with this hammer, he really hasn't had any more nightmares, and there have been no evil ghosts in his dreams.

In fact, it was not the method that worked, but the psychological effect of Comrade Ji Wei, after he held this hammer, the ghost in his heart was scared away.

Comrade Ji Wei's hammer to ward off evil spirits came in handy again today, Gao Feng can use it to hit the four major gold steels, these four gold steels are stuck in the door, as tight as a wooden stopper, and the little dwarf is the wooden stopper, only by hammering off this little dwarf, these four gold steel will be loosened.

Gao Feng used this hammer to hammer the little dwarf, and it was his waist that was hammered at first, and the little dwarf also told Gao Feng.

"Brother, you can't hammer me like this, and you can see that you have no experience at all, you have never seen a pig walking, you have never eaten pork, you have never seen a carpenter working, then you must beat me symmetrically from top to bottom, you must knock my head melon seeds, and then knock my calf, after knocking me loose, the last hammer on my waist will be successful. ”

Gao Feng hugged his fist at the little dwarf, and smiled embarrassedly: "Big brother, what you said is so right, I really don't have this experience, although I have seen carpentry work before, but I haven't paid attention to their details, it seems that you are more experienced, I will knock according to the method you said now, you can bear with it." ”

Gao Feng according to the little dwarf's method, first knocked on the guy's head, and then knocked on the guy's calf, Gao Feng was still a little more leisurely, for fear that the knock would be heavy, this guy couldn't stand it, and when Gao Feng knocked it down, the little dwarf blamed.

"I'll go, brother, you haven't eaten, you're still a man, no, you can't use a man's strength. ”

Gao Feng said: "Big brother, since you think it's light, then brother, I'm not welcome, I'll use the strength of a man." ”

After Gao Feng finished speaking, he picked up the hammer and slammed it over, knocking nine hammers in one breath, three hammers in the upper and lower middles, only to hear nine screams, the little dwarf was knocked away by the peak, when the little dwarf flew out, the four gold steel also loosened, and the other three gold steel also fell outside the office door of the material department.

Gao Feng also scolded: "I'll check, these four golden steels are too tight, and this handsome guy is sweating." ”

The little dwarf was knocked away by the peak, flew from the entrance of the material department to the staircase on the second floor, hit the wall hard, rolled down the staircase steps, rolled out along the staircase, rolled all the way to the gate of the project department, and then crashed open the door of the project department, and rolled directly to the street.

Just when a donkey passed by, the donkey happened to be in a hurry, and a lump of stool went down the buttocks, just covering the little dwarf inside, and the amount of stool on the donkey was also very rich, and the little dwarf was directly buried in it.

"Don't lie on the ground and not get up, you hurry up and clean up this kid for Lao Tzu, he is too rampant, if you don't clean him up, Lao Tzu is uncomfortable. ”

The other three gold steels fell to the ground, and they were on their backs, just like the king who had turned over the cover, and they deliberately pillowed their heads with their hands, feeling that this was very comfortable.

The deputy general manager raised his leg and kicked, and the three Jingang lazily got up from the ground, and after getting up, they looked at the peak standing in front of them, and the three of them hugged their fists together.

"Brother, it's really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, the family doesn't recognize the family, this world is big and small, why did we meet again, don't leave us for dinner, let's leave, don't send us!"

After the three major Jingang finished speaking, they turned their heads and ran, leaving the deputy general manager alone, he was stunned, and he didn't know what happened.

"Only, you wait for me, I will go back with you, my wife also asked me to go to her mother's house today, you wait for me. ”

The deputy general manager reacted quite quickly, and when he saw the three major Jingang turn his head and run, he also followed closely behind and ran away, but as soon as he ran two steps, he was blocked by a group of beauties.

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