Chapter 21: Red and Blue Are in a Hurry!!
When a girl you are not familiar with suddenly confesses to you and pulls you to say that you want to go to the hotel ♂ with you to rest ♀, what will you do, maybe ordinary people have become wood directly, but am I an ordinary person!? joke, no matter how we say it, I almost turned into the protagonist of the starting point, and swept across the Quartet to collect the "Long Aotian" candidate of the palace!
Want to pull me to a hotel to take my first time?
Hmph, don't you know that my precious first time belongs to my hands, just because you want to take it away? What a big joke~
So I politely refused this request that would rob me of the sexual blessings of my hands, but what I didn't expect was that this green cherry blossom, known as the first beauty in the universe, seemed to be a cripple for the following reasons:
"Really, you promised to come with me to the hotel?" she said with excitement in her eyes. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Uh......" I had a drop of sweat hanging down from my head, and said again: "Didn't you hear clearly, I said no, I_refuse_to (I refused), Ya Yan Butterfly, did you understand the three Chinese words?"
"You really agreed! Great!" said Midori Sakura, clapping her hands and cheering.
See, the ear is a cripple at a young age, forget it, anyway, I don't care about those details in this abnormal world, although it's not a matter of details.
I held my head high, my hands around my chest, I just stood here and didn't leave, what do you do with me, I don't believe that you little girl can still drag me to the hotel.
Facts have proved that I still underestimated the ability of this product, and she resisted me on the shoulder with a grappling technique, and I clearly remember that this move was the great mercy and compassion palm of Shaolin's seventy-two stunts! Nima, have you ever been to Wutai Mountain?
Then I didn't wait for me to react when I felt the rapid wind blowing on my face, I roughly estimated, this green cherry blossom carrying me running at a speed of about 180 kilometers per hour, is this still a human being? No, no, now is not the time to worry about this, if I don't think about it, I won't be able to protect the night, how can I be worthy of my own hands then!
"Green Sakura, green Sakura, don't run!" came the sound of a helicopter's propeller and a man's horn overhead.
I barely opened my eyes and looked up in the face of the hurricane, isn't that the dark that Shenma's IQ is only a little dumber than Green Sakura?
"Midori Sakura, I shouldn't have played with candles, I shouldn't have played with whips, I shouldn't have played with mouthball, it's all my fault!"
I wiped it, it's such a heavy taste, no wonder it scared other girls away!
"I have prepared a more exciting Trojan horse this time, you can whip me and torture me to your heart's content, this time the torture instrument will not disappoint you!"
…… My CPU's insufficient power brain crashed for about 0.5 seconds, and then finally reacted, it turned out that you were whipped and dripping wax, you shake M, how many mouths does Nima have!
"I don't want to go back!" "Midori Sakura pouted and complained loudly while running at a speed that would be embarrassing in the race car, "I thought you were an elephant, but I didn't expect you to be just a cricket, you disappointed me so much!"
…… What is that? The mind is very pure, I don't understand what they mean~
And the helicopter is sixty or seventy meters high, to say the least, people hold a horn, forget it, green Sakura, your mouth is louder than a horn, can you still hear each other's words clearly in this state, are you listening to the wind? This is not scientific, the soul is weak! Oops, the spirit is starting to be abnormal again, my SAN value is ......
"Green Sakura, I really love you, please come back!" The dark voice brought up a cry, but I think he really loves Green Sakura, I don't know why I am actually a little moved by the plot of this third-rate cold drama in my heart, strange.
"I love you!" Dark Shao roared sadly as he turned on the Black Hawk helicopter's cannon, and a dull sound of spinning sounded, and the cannon in the bow spewed tongues of fire at us.
"I love you!"
Love your mother!!
I'm almost about to spurt blood, God~!Earth~!Who will drag this thing away from the Neurological Hospital, don't release it to take revenge on society.
Midori Sakura had tears in her eyes, and seemed to be moved by her unprecedented way of showing love, throwing me down like a sack, and then pulling out a bazooka: "I love you too!"
The rocket head was launched with dead recoil, hitting the Black Hawk helicopter.
The girl completed her first experience of jerking off in her life, and she looked up sadly at the plane that had exploded, where there seemed to be a phantom of a dark smile.
Forehead drop god, I'd better hurry up and escape~
Taking advantage of the intoxicating atmosphere, I trembled and crawled out of her sight by crawling, why crawl? Of course, because this series of super unfolding has made me unable to straighten my waist.
After crawling to what I thought was safe, I quickly drank the red and blue bottles with shaking hands.
"Whew~Resurrected~ And it tastes so delicious~" I groaned in satisfaction, but immediately became nervous again, there were 2 bottles left in the red bottle and 3 bottles left in the blue bottle, this is really bad, I can't hold it anymore.
"Find~arrived~~" A terrifying voice came from my head, I looked up in horror, and Midori Sakura pounced on me with a smile on her face: "The obstruction has been solved, hurry up and go to the hotel~!"
"Woo woo woo ......" My tongue was trembling, and at this moment, I remembered a wise saying of the ancients: either explode in silence, or be exploded in silence (chrysanthemum).
So I exploded, and I felt a seed in my head burst, and then my eyes were blank, and I could feel the action of the green cherry blossoms becoming slower even more clearly.
"Go to your sister's hotel!" I pulled out a spring, and there was a huge red fist on it.
Target: Green Sakura.
Launch!
The gloves popped out at 180 kilometers per hour and flew away as expected, turning them into meteors in the sky.
Get... saved.
I collapsed against the corner, resting and adjusting my strength, my fingers scratching my scalp hard, my brain was already heavily loaded, and I didn't have time to think about these things, so to speak, all these actions of my body were no longer manipulated by my consciousness, but the instinct of my body.
Okay, okay, now that it's over, there's no need to worry about it anymore, tomorrow, at the latest tomorrow after getting the information from Alyssa, start the paradox realm, end it with the scarlet rule, and bear with it for a little time.
I comforted myself like this, and finally my crazy heart felt better, and my sanity returned.
"I didn't expect you to be more powerful...... "The dark boy who was ragged and dusty, and looked like an African refugee actually appeared, I wiped it! This thing is not dead yet.
Wait, why do you think this thing looks at me a little strangely?
Dark Shaoqing confessed to me in a deep rain: "I only found out now, it turns out that you are my true love......" said, took out the leather whip candle: "Come on, come with me to the hotel, whip me to your heart's content!"
Another hungry tiger pounced.
"shut_up_gay (shut up faggot) !!!" I yelled, picked up the rocket launcher and launched it.
Booming explosions.
Another meteor streaked across the sky.
"Uh~ so sad......"
When everything was over, I felt that my three souls had lost seven souls, my spirit was all gone, and after consuming another bottle of blue medicine, my "logistics" was seriously undersupplied.
Neither mentally nor materially, it can no longer be delayed, tomorrow... Definitely going to turn this fucking world back tomorrow!!!