Chapter 10024: Childe, You're So Bad

Early the next morning, Ren Tuying went downstairs and paid for two days' worth of money at the shopkeeper. ๏ผฅโ”กใ„Ÿ๏ผŽ

Then a person sneakily walked around the whole building for a day, during which he chatted with many shopkeepers, and from the mouths of those shopkeepers, Ren Tuying learned some things that he needed to know.

At the end of the day, everything went well.

At the beginning of the lanterns, Ren Tuying ordered a few dishes at random, and then brought them into the open sky space to have dinner with Master Zhijie.

In the meantime, Brother Radish and a few of his younger brothers secretly wanted to grab food, but they were kicked away by Ren Tuying.

Zhi Jie wiped the oil stains from the corners of his mouth with a handkerchief, and said, "The things in the Demon Domain are not as delicious as the Great 6 of the God Painting." โ€

Ren Tuying: "I basically understand everything I need to know, and now I am missing the last step." โ€

Jie Jie: "Because you need my help with this last step, that's why you brought food in?"

Ren Tuying looked at Zhi Jie with fascination in his eyes, and said, "Master, sister, why do you look so beautiful, you are as beautiful as a fairy, no...... In fact, you are originally a heavenly immortal, but you have gone down to earth, please forgive the apprentice for being shallow in learning, and I can't find the words to form beautiful sentences to describe your beauty, in short, in a word, the special ones are not as beautiful as half of you, and your temperament is even more bleak in front of them. โ€

Zhi Jie smiled slightly: "Please also talk about people." โ€

Ren Tuying took a deep breath and said, "Master, please be a prostitute." โ€

Burn Clean's face was expressionless: "Get out." โ€

"50,000 yuan for the night, it's all yours afterwards, I don't want it. โ€

"Get out. โ€

"Well, I knew you didn't want to. โ€

Zhi Jie suddenly looked at Ren Tuying, stared at his eyes, and said with a smile: "Actually, I have always thought that my good apprentice is also quite handsome, not one in ten thousand, but definitely one in a thousand. โ€

Ren Tuying: "But people don't like ducks." โ€

"But I can dress you up as a woman." โ€

Ren Tuying opened her mouth wide, a little embarrassed, "Let me pretend to be a woman...... That's not right. โ€

"What's wrong?" Jie smiled playfully, "It's the only thing I can do to help you, and as for asking me to go......" she held out her index finger and shook it, "never, no, but, yes." โ€

Ren Tuying was grief-stricken and indignant, "I think that I am an upright man, but I actually want to pretend to be a woman, and I am also a prostitute, this is ...... It's really intolerable!"

Zhi Jie smiled: "Don't worry, my makeup skills are better than your wife, and you are satisfied." โ€

Ren Tuying thought for a moment, "That's the only way to go." โ€

Then I saw a flip of his wrist and take out a stack of clothes.

Ren Tuying raised his eyes and saw that they were all women's underwear, bras and stockings, and they seemed to be all worn by the sea.

Ren Tuying was surprised: "Master, you...... Sure enough, it is worthy of being from heaven, and it is not as conservative as a mortal woman at all. โ€

"Nothing, just some clothes." โ€

"But I really don't want to...... I still can't get past that level in my heart. If you don't think about it, you're not really a prostitute anyway, and you still have money to take afterwards, why not, don't you say?"

Zhi Jie shook her head: "Although I am not really a prostitute, I can't pass the level in my heart." โ€

"Xiao Su is my apprentice, that is your apprentice! you have to do something for her. โ€

"Are you going to wear it? โ€

"Uh...... Don't, I'll wear it. โ€

"Then what are you doing in a daze, go and wear it! Do you want me to help you put it on?"

Ren Tuying grabbed the pile of clothes and walked to the side decisively.

Crumb......

"Hey, Master, how did I get this bra button, why can't I get it in for a long time, or you can come and help me get it. โ€

"Stupid. Zhi Jie scolded angrily and asked, "Haven't you ever solved your wife?" โ€

"It seems like I tore it all off directly, and I never solved it. โ€

Zhi Jie: "Study yourself, don't ask me!"

"You are my master, of course you have to teach me. โ€

A little past again.

Ren Tuying wore a woman's dress and came to Zhi Jie very reluctantly.

Zhi Jie couldn't help laughing, and quickly stopped, covered her mouth and said seriously: "Yes, yes, yes, even I am a little jealous of your beauty." Dress up again, put on some lipstick or something, and cover your Adam's apple, and you're basically a woman. โ€

Ren Tuying: "But I don't have a chest." โ€

"Find two steamed buns. It's really not good, find two pieces of Sea Emperor meat and cut them into balls and stuff them inside. โ€

"Ugh. โ€

"Practice today, let me teach you how to be a woman. You come here first, I'll put on your makeup. โ€

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After waiting for a day, Ling Yunjue didn't come.

Then I waited another day.

Finally, Ling Yun decided to come.

Ren Tuying had prepared everything yesterday and successfully blended into the woman's nest.

His current identity is a prostitute, nicknamed Hanyuan, who is a special grade of the Yuelai Inn, the kind with a night of 50,000 yuan.

In fact, there is really a special grade called Hanyuan in the Yuelai Inn, and yesterday Ren Tuying gave her a large sum of money and a few spirit stones, and then let her quietly leave Yuelai to live the life she wanted.

Ren Tuying replaced Han Yuan.

In order to ensure that Ling Yun would definitely pick himself today, Ren Tuying deliberately asked the sword goods to prepare a medicine, although he didn't know what kind of medicine it was, but it could make people have diarrhea.

There are a total of nine special grades in the month, and those eight have all started to have stomach troubles today, and only "Hanyuan" is still fine.

In a very private room, Ren Tuying sat on the bed, holding a silver mirror, wearing lipstick, and a group of warblers and warblers next to him were laughing and laughing non-stop, either talking about how much they earned the day before yesterday, or they met a very fierce guest yesterday, and they were going to make a lot of money today.

Ren Tuying feels that some of them are not here to make money, but to enjoy life.

And this group of warblers and swallows are very open, when they don't pick up guests, they wear very little, and even take off their clothes and change clothes casually, and they don't hide it, and they also talk about some things about women's bodies, whose body is clean?

Ren Tuying felt that he was really staying in the flowers, he was not a saint, and gradually a tent was propped up somewhere in his skirt, but fortunately, he was not seen.

Things were going well, and just as he expected, Ling Yun came and chose him.

Ren Tuying, who was called Hanyuan, was taken to a private room on the second floor by Ling Yundue's arms, and along the way, Ling Yundue's dishonest hands were pinched on his chest, although he was only pinched by Sea Emperor meat, he still felt unhappy.

"Little girl, what's the name?"

Ren Tuying lowered his head, "The slave family has a garden." โ€

"Hanyuan, tsk, good name, after a while, this son will let you not shout injustice, only shout cool. โ€

Ren Tuying's face flushed, "Childe is so bad, I hate it." โ€

As everyone knows, at this moment, Zhi Jie is already laughing in the open sky space, she has been painting Da 6 for so long, it is the first time she feels so funny, and the first time she laughs so happily.

In the room, Ling Yun picked up the wine glass and said slowly: "As soon as I came in, I took off my clothes and dried them directly, and the water didn't flow, it was too unemotional, although my son is here to spend money to relieve pressure, although you are also making money, we all have to enjoy it, right?"

"That's what Childe said. โ€

"I think you're very shy, you should have just gone to the sea, hehe, it should be the first time, I don't like you to say that this son likes to grass you like to be a young thing. Rest assured, your once, this son will definitely not let you down. โ€

"Childe!" Ren Tuying slapped Ling Yundu's chest angrily, "It's really annoying for you to talk, if you do this again, the slave family will be angry." โ€

"Yo, little ** is still angry, hahahaha, very good, only when you are angry will it be tight, you can only feel it when you do it like that, tsk, this son really likes you more and more. โ€

"Childe, let's get started. โ€

"Don't worry!" Ling Yunju stood up, "My son said that you have to cultivate feelings first, because only when you have feelings, you will have feelings." โ€

Ren Tuying greeted all the eighteenth generations of Ling Yundu's ancestors in his heart, and then asked him again: "Son, how do you want to cultivate feelings? โ€

"Talk about life, how about it?" Ling Yun raised his head and drank a glass of wine, and sighed: "Although my son eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, and especially loves prostitution, I also have true love in my heart. This son is not a gentleman, and he is also proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. โ€

"Hehe, Childe is really good. โ€

Ling Yun said proudly: "I play the piano, move the eight directions! I play chess, spread the world! I write, write all sentient beings! I paint, all the rivers and mountains!"

Ren Tuying secretly said in his heart, and then said: "Childe is really good. โ€

Ling Yunju raised his chin, "Seeing a young product like you, this son was very happy, and suddenly remembered a poem and gave it to you, how about it?"

Ren Tuying clapped his hands, "Wow, Childe is so good." โ€

Ling Yun decided to get up and paced, and out of nowhere he found a folding fan, and recited leisurely while shaking it: "Born with wonderful things living between the legs, the elegant name is the jade household, the vulgar is called the force, the hairy and beautiful red lips are hidden, and the nectar drops in the secluded and dense caves." Toothless prefers to eat hard meat, has a small mouth but likes to swallow big chicken, the most popular place, and also retracts and shrinks and sucks. โ€

Ren Tuying was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses, scolded secretly in his heart, and then said coquettishly: "Childe, you are so annoying, bad, hum! โ€

Ling Yunju squinted his eyes: "Because I'm very obscene, because you can also flow below." โ€

"The slave family also has a sentence that they want to give to their son. โ€

"Oh, please come from this son's appreciation. โ€

Ren Tuying grabbed Ling Yundu's shoulder and resumed his original voice: "I'll go to you to be paralyzed!"

โ€ฆโ€ฆ (To be continued.) ๏ผ‰

(End of chapter)