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In the field of scientific research, there is a superstition that if you are unlucky, you will definitely be unlucky to die, referred to as Murphy's theorem strengthened.

This superstition often occurs when you think that if you think that the funding is barely enough to complete the project, then the funding must not be enough - Murphy's theorem standard version.

I was very worried that the project application would not be approved, so the project application was not approved - the standard version of Murphy's theorem.

When you finally pass the project several times in a row, and you feel that you are so unlucky, more unfortunate things happen - an enhanced version of Murphy's theorem.

In the enhanced version of Murphy's theorem, researchers in agriculture, forestry and biology are the most struggling.

Take a Ph.D. student in fruit cultivation as an example: hey, I was tired and finally passed the project, and as long as I applied for the average funding, I could successfully complete the experiment, so the funding really did not reach the average level...... Oops, tired and finally saved the cost, as long as the cuttings of the branches develop normally, you can proceed to the next step, so the cuttings of the branches really did not develop normally...... Oops, tired and finally let the cuttings develop, as long as you water and fertilize on time, the lovely fruit tree can bear fruit smoothly, so the lovely fruit tree really did not bear fruit...... Oops, tired to death finally let the fruit tree bear fruit, as long as the fruit on this branch that has been cut is normal development, you can graduate......

So, on a sunny afternoon, a passer-by passed by the campus test field, looked at the red fruits on the fruit trees in the fence, and suddenly remembered the story of the young man moistening the soil, it is said that it is not stealing to pick a melon when you are thirsty......

As a result, doctoral students in pomology were delayed by two years.

Although those engaged in biology do scientific things, many people are still inevitably superstitious in the face of fate-determining topics -- for example, Director Zhao of the heat-resistant polymerase group.

After discovering that heat-resistant polymerases were more difficult than expected, problems followed.

"Director, there is a problem with purification......"

"Director, there are not enough raw materials......

"Director, the refrigerator is broken, and the strains inside are ruined......"

Worries followed one after another, and there was no time for Director Zhao to rest.

Exhausted, when Director Zhao went to the meeting again, he couldn't help but put a string of pendants carved with Manjushri around his neck.

At the moment in 1985, there were still very few people who wore beads and beads around their necks, and in previous years, these were all counter-revolutionary crimes of wearing beads and beads, and few people dared to challenge them.

Of course, no one is telling these stories now, but when Director Zhao put on this string of Manjushri pendants, it was really because he couldn't help it.

Compared to the meeting a week ago, this week's research meeting is much more dreary.

The stimulus brought by the Americans went with the wind, without any real help, and left behind a huge amount of pressure.

In this context, each group has naturally or unnaturally accelerated its progress.

Until the progress is difficult to advance.

Director Zhao looked left and right, and secretly screamed in his heart.

Just after the prelude to the high-sounding meeting, Director Zhao leaned forward and prepared to speak.

At this time, I only heard Director Li say: "Dean Cha, our group has encountered difficulties, and there is really no way to ...... it."

Director Zhao turned his head in amazement, grabbing the same words, is this good?

Dean Cha was prepared, but he still rubbed his eyebrows and said in annoyance: "How do I feel, you still have a way." ”

Lao Li is an old qualification, and said with a hippie smile: "There are definitely more ways than difficulties, as long as there are enough funds." ”

Dean Cha put down his hand and looked at Lao Li in surprise: "This month, you have spent hundreds of thousands?"

He expected things to start to get bad again, but he didn't expect them to get so bad.

"It's only about 200,000 in total, don't make hundreds of thousands, hundreds of thousands, the number is big. Lao Li laughed. His mentality is still relatively relaxed,

"More than 200,000 is not much?" Dean Cha's eyes were bloodshot. Money is no more important than political influence or something, and the influence used is not necessarily less, but the money is definitely less. The Chinese Academy of Sciences is not a particularly rich unit, these days, it is difficult to mix units that can't make money by themselves, and it is even more difficult for a unit like the Chinese Academy of Sciences to spend money, and some research institutes are even on the verge of not being able to pay salaries.

It took a lot of effort for Dean Zha to finally get the current funding, and it was also because he saw that Yang Rui and the research of PCR were very stable, so he had this investment.

Dean Zha never dreamed that Yang Rui would be able to make trouble about his disappearance, and the progress of the various project teams involved was seriously delayed.

"What about the other groups?

The other four team leaders, who wanted to rush to speak, fell silent in an instant.

Dean Cha's face turned cold, and he said, "Last week, wasn't the progress very fast?" Zhang Leshan, you said. ”

He directly named his name, and he was also in a bad mood.

Zhang Leshan raised his head in astonishment, looked left and right, and said in a low voice: "Dean Cha, I am in the ion channel laboratory of Peking University, this ...... The experiment didn't go too well. ”

"What do you mean?"

"That's it...... Because the ion channel laboratory of Peking University has its own tasks, it can only be seconded to me for a short time, I asked them to coordinate, and they said that the director was not there, and I asked Peking University to ask for it, and Dean Cai kept shirking it. Zhang Leshan was also full of grievances.

Dean Cha frowned: "Didn't you encounter this problem before?"

"In the past, the experiment was not very difficult, just borrow some equipment and buy some materials by yourself to solve the problem, but now, I think you may need one or two assistants. Zhang Leshan said euphemism, in fact, he couldn't do it himself.

Scientific research is like a primary school student doing handicrafts, if you want to make a big thing out, it's not particularly difficult, but if you want to make a fine product, it's not easy, even if it's a small paper boat, if you want to fold it perfectly, you need to try and try.

Zhang Leshan did research when he was young, and he was also very careful and meticulous, but this time, maybe the temptation in front of him was too great, or his mind drifted from scientific research to politics, Zhang Leshan did not do it very carefully, if it was another experiment, it was nothing, but the related research of PCR was very exquisite, after all, it was DNA molecular-level transcription and replication, and the experiment was purely manual, and the slightest mistake would have to be repeated.

Without waiting for Dean Cha to give a solution, the other two team leaders also hurriedly complained, if they didn't hurry up to complain, what if they couldn't share their resources?

Several people looked at the leader with blank eyes.

Dean Cha once again realized the heavy burden of being a leader, and said with a wry smile: "You all want money and things, so can't you give full play to your own subjective initiative?"

"Dean, we have all thought of what we can do. ”

Several people shouted in unison.

Dean Cha shook his head: "I have taken out all the funds, it is useless for you to complain and be tired now, and it is impossible to want more." ”

Team Leader Zhao couldn't do it first, and shouted, "Dean Cha, can you think of a way again?"

"I can't help it. Dean Cha shook the pot and said: "The problem now is not only the problem of additional funds, if you can't achieve any results, the cost of these funds is a big problem." ”

Director Zhao Ling Ran was taken aback. His original intention of doing projects has always been for money, and making heat-resistant polymerase is no exception, although he does not dare to be as greedy as he was before, but taking away 10% and the like is also an inevitable thing.

This kind of well-known thing, Director Zhao has always regarded it as gray income, however, if the superiors want to check, gray and black are two mouths.

When Director Zhao couldn't help but call out, Zhang Leshan preemptively said, "Let's find a way to contact Yang Rui." ”

He is still the deputy team leader, the least cost-effective of the five, and in the face of increasingly difficult projects, he wants to find Yang Rui the most.

Dean Zha asked, "How do you contact Yang Rui?"

"We're going to set up another project team. Zhang Leshan gritted his teeth and said: "The entire project team is assigned to Yang Rui, and if you find someone to talk about it, he may be satisfied." ”

"Give him one and a half of the six project teams?" Needless to say, Dean Cha himself shook his head: "The matter has come to this, Yang Rui will not be satisfied." ”

Although they haven't met, Dean Cha now understands Yang Rui. The anger of the past gradually faded with time, and what was left for Dean Zha was more helpless.

Zhang Leshan licked his lips and said, "Then give him a big project team." The five of us were combined into a large project team, and then Yang Rui was given an independent large project team. ”

This is to demote all the people on his side, after Zhang Leshan said this method, his shoulders shrank, and he waited to be scolded.

Then, for a long time, no one spoke.

"Give it a try. "Director Zhao is not sure that he will make results, and he doesn't care about the name.

Lao Li nodded indifferently, he wanted to save his heart.

Seeing this, Dean Cha couldn't help but think deeply, and after a while, he said, "Then let the wind out." However, I still don't think it's safe. Lao Li. ”

"Huh?"

"I remember, you have a few friends from the Ministry of Public Security, can you ask them for a favor and find Yang Rui?" Dean Zha said in a low voice: "It's been almost two months, Yang Rui is a young man, it is impossible to hide in the mouse hole and not come out, I guess, he at least has to find a place to continue reading literature, it is impossible to completely escape." ”

"Okay, I'll ask. Lao Li agreed, and then asked, "Do you want to give funds?"

"Give, reimburse. This sentence is the most affirmative sentence that Dean Zha said today.

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