Dajin was not surprised by the arrival of these two people, and immediately stepped forward to greet him, bowing slightly, "I've seen the queen mother." ”

Jun Ailian waved her hand, indicating that there was no need to be polite.

Daikin glanced at her and didn't speak again.

Both of them know some things, but they are just acting in front of outsiders.

The surrounding palace maids and eunuchs were very curious when they saw this, and some even saw something from it. It stands to reason that even if Jun Ailian is the queen mother, the demon emperor is the supreme demon clan, so she should salute His Majesty, but on the contrary, it is His Majesty who salutes her.

What does this mean?

Dajin didn't care about this, because he knew from the beginning that he was a chess piece, and he came to the Demon Domain, not only to avoid Tianxuan, but also to be this chess piece.

At this moment, in Dajin's mind, Jun Ailian must have also learned the news of the Sky Swallowing Catfish, and also guessed that this was not an ordinary Sky Swallowing Catfish, but a Sky Swallowing Catfish that might awaken out of the star-devouring space.

Otherwise, even the more rare demon queen mother would not have come forward in person.

While everyone was waiting, after a short time, the demon captain led Dalin into the palace gate.

Although it is a palace, to Dalin, it seems to be no different from his own backyard, along the way, muttering some nonsense that may not even be understood by himself, and from time to time he sticks out his tongue to tease the skirts of those palace maids to scare those palace maids.

The palace maids were frightened and fled away.

One of the eunuchs was so frightened that he screamed and screamed, and then passed out with his orchid finger twisted.

Dalin felt very satisfied, laughed, and the **** laughter filled the entire palace.

Seeing this, Dajin's eyes lit up slightly, and he secretly sighed that this guy is also a demon in temperament.

After a little more, Dalin came to the front of the stairs, looked at Dajin and the others standing on the platform above the stairs, squinted his eyes and looked at them one by one, just like the eyes of others looking at him, he also looked at others with strange eyes.

He set his eyes on Dajin, his heart sank slightly, but he felt that the aura invisibly emanating from this guy was somewhat familiar, and he had an inexplicable suppression of himself, secretly thinking that this must be the Dajin Demon Emperor that Ren Tuying had talked about before......

Then he looked at the bear, and smiled, "Yo, man, have you not slept in a few days? or have you had kidney deficiency? Look at the black circles under your eyes, like the skin and eyes of a wild boar, more like a black chrysanthemum blooming on the edge of the pit." ”

Then he looked at the wolf manager again, and said in an evaluative tone: "And this dog-man brother, what is the matter with your murderous eyes? Are you despising something? Or are you gambling and losing money and want to kill your wife and take out her kidney to sell it for money? Man, it's not right for you to do this, you should go and steal the white panties that the aunt next door is hanging in front of the door with menstruation, and tell you that it's worth a lot." ”

In the end, he set his eyes on Jun Ailian, couldn't help but give a thumbs up, and praised: "Look at these two little thin legs and that warped ass, it's really wonderful, it's much better than the technical girl of the lynx clan!

"And I also think that the nine tails on your ass are quite individual, but I don't know if it's fake or real, are you using it to plug yourself in at night? But that fluffy, aren't you afraid that the hair will fall in and won't be able to get it out? Actually, I think you should find two big cucumbers, and it's still the kind with thorns, I think that will be very cool, you must know that those technicians do this when they don't pick up customers. ”

The palace maids nearby, as well as the guards and eunuchs, all looked at Dalin with shock in their eyes at this moment, and then their eyes became complicated, with disdain, anger, and sadness.

Where did this fool come out, and that ignorance was used as a bargaining chip, he really didn't know how to live or die, and he dared to say this about the queen mother.

Looking at the entire demon clan, presumably only this guy dares to speak like this to the queen mother.

He should be dying, though!

"Presumptuous!" At this time, the wolf manager shouted, and suddenly the killing machine bloomed, and the air between heaven and earth seemed to be cold at this moment.

He was about to kill this filthy guy, but was stopped by Dajin.

"Boss Wolf, no!" Daikin said strongly.

The wolf manager looked aggrieved, so he had to withdraw his hand and retreat, from childhood to adulthood, he has never seen any kind of demon, but he has never seen such a poisonous demon, if His Majesty does not stop it, Lao Tzu will have to tear this fat ball!

Manager Xiong's face was full of ridicule, and he whispered to the werewolf: "Compete seriously with this kind of demon with low IQ, Manager Wolf, you are so Yaxing." ”

Chief Wolf glared at Chief Bear, and then his gaze fell on Da Lin, his eyes full of murderous intent.

Dalin didn't care, looked at the wolf manager and smiled, "Man, I think you're drunk, but it's okay, I've never seen a dog play drunken boxing, the way you just looked reminded me of the old hippopotamus who took Tsubaki medicine a long time ago, haha, it's very similar, it's really similar, but unfortunately, there is no female dog here." ”

Then he looked at Dajin and said with a serious face: "And this monkey brother, in fact, you don't need to stop him, don't you want to watch the dog play drunk boxing? Oh yes, I think your clothes are very good-looking, golden, like a white diaper sparsely pulled on it, I don't know if my description is appropriate." ”

Daikin looked depressed and didn't speak.

Jun Ailian looked at Da Lin with interest, feeling that this product was so special, and as for Da Lin's rude words just now, she didn't care, with her state of mind, she would naturally not be affected by other people's words, and she didn't want Da Lin to set his eyes on her again.

"Girl, just looking at your estrus smile, could it be that you want to sleep with me? But I'm sorry I don't like to foxes, because foxes' bodies are too smelly, like they haven't been washed after three days of stool, it smells very bad, so you better ask for another master!"

"Okay, now you should talk about it, what are you calling me to this place? If it's a guest, then please bring out something delicious, or I'll be unhappy, if I'm not happy, I'll turn around and leave, and not only that, but I'll scold your mother." ”

At this time, Ren Tuying in Dalin's stomach was already stunned and wanted to laugh, but for some reason he couldn't laugh, and what he admired in his heart was that he was throwing himself to the ground, and he even wanted to worship.

This mouth is really poisonous.

He has lived for two lifetimes, and he has never seen anyone with Dalin's poison in his mouth, even if he forces his brother in front of him, he must only be obediently scolded.

Although Mr. Xiong has a high realm, he is still said by Da Lin to want to kill people, but after all, he has a high realm, and his mood will return to the same state of mind after a short time, and he whispered to Dajin: "Your Majesty, looking at the IQ of this catfish man, it doesn't seem to be high. ”

Then he asked Dalin, "Who are you, where are you from, and what is your name?"

"Which of the three questions do I have to answer first?" Dalin bit his claws and said slowly: "Grandpa, my name is Ergo Bulging Dalin Stantiv, you can call me Dalin or you can call me Xiaofufu, oh no, that's too disgusting, it's more appropriate for you to call me Ergo, as for where Grandpa is from, I remember...... Looks like I'm from home. ”

Manager Xiong asked in a cold voice, "Do you know who is standing in front of you?"

Da Lin was full of thoughts: "Isn't it just a few stupid comparisons without brains?"

Chief Manager Xiong smiled coldly, knowing that he couldn't compete with such a low-IQ demon, and said: "This is the queen mother of the demon clan, and this is the current saint." You're not kneeling yet?"

"The Empress Dowager?" Dalin thought for a while and said, "It seems that I heard the grandmother say before, it seems that there are these two people, and they seem to be very good, but why should I kneel? You are not my uncle." ”

He looked at Manager Xiong and continued, "Now it's time for me to ask you. Actually, I suddenly noticed that you are very ugly, really, especially your two eyes, which are like the two asymmetrical eggs of the tanuki people. ”

"Actually, you shouldn't talk to me, and please tell me what your dream is? And an ugly person like you shouldn't appear in the demon clan, it must be an alien species, so please tell me, what is the purpose of your coming to the demon realm? At the same time, please tell me, why are you not as handsome as me? Also, what kind of posture did your father and mother use to give birth to such an ugly person as you?"

After a pause, he added, "Man, you have to tell the truth. People who don't tell the truth will be impotent. ”

Manager Xiong finally couldn't bear it anymore, and scolded in a loud voice: "Bastard thing, I grass your grandma, I really deserve to be killed!"

At this time, the werewolf laughed, looked at Manager Xiong gloatingly, and said in a strange tone: "Competing with a demon with a low IQ, it seems that Manager Xiong also has a good Yaxing." ”

…… (To be continued.) ）

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I don't know if I will be scolded by everyone if I write a poisonous person like Dalin.

In fact, when I was in junior high school, I also had a friend who had a poisonous mouth like Dalin, and I accidentally saw him when I was looking at the graduation photo, so I thought, why don't I also write a character with a poisonous mouth like him.

So, Ergo swelled Linstandiv came out.

And my friend is not only poisonous, but also has many unacceptable "advantages", such as he doesn't like to be clean, and he has to take a bath every three days in the summer, and the classmates in the dormitory are very afraid of him, and this product relies on his own smelly and unclean, so he likes to scare the girls in the class, and also names those girls "big wife, second wife, third wife", and the girls in the class are often bullied and cried by him.

Also, this guy is also very delicious, and he always eats a few packets of spicy strips in class every day. A pack of instant noodles for one dollar, I buy two boxes of instant noodles every week after taking living expenses, crush them, and then tear open the condiments and pour them in before eating, so almost every time the rows at the back of class echo the "creak" sound of him chewing dry instant noodles......

Every time the English teacher passed by, he would pretend to drop the pen on the ground and pick it up, in fact, he wanted to see what color the English teacher's skirt was wearing......

Well, it seems to be a bit too much, and there is a serious suspicion of making up the number of words. But that guy really has a lot of "advantages" that brought us a lot of joy at that time, and later, I will show you his funny side through the book Obayashi.

If the prototype of Ergo's appearance is the hero I like to play, then the prototype of his character is my friend with a poisonous mouth.

(End of chapter)