Comrade Tu Dacai put five bottles of "chop" water into his stomach, and he completely fell to the ground unconscious.

Tu Dacai mistakenly thought that drinking water would be easier than drinking, but in fact, this view is often the wrong view. For example, if you compare beer with water, the average person can drink three bottles of beer, but if the average person drinks three bottles of water, the stomach will not be able to hold on.

Ma Lanhua, a young woman, took liquor and Tu Dacai to fight water, she could only drink one-third of a disposable cup, Tu Dacai had to drink a bottle of water, Tu Dacai had a cow's belly, and he couldn't hold five bottles of water, even if it wasn't a dollar of mineral water, but a beautiful water "chop" water.

When you see the two words "chop" water, you will be reminded of such an advertising slogan, "chop" water, so beautiful water.

What is the meaning of "chopping" water, borrowing the spirit of the mountain, melting the breath of the river, gradually fragrant, obscene sun and moon, soaking rocks, washing mountain streams, lingering in the high mountains and ravines, embellished in the mountains and mountains, moistening the mountains and rivers, benefiting life, called "cutting water".

The main peak of Dabie Mountain is a white horse, the peak tip pierces the sky, it is steep and green, lingering green and white, and it is outside the sky. A hole is inlaid on it, there is a well at the entrance of the hole, the clear spring gushes out, the flow goes straight down, rushes into the pool, the face reflects the green mountain, splashes up the pile of silver, extremely clear and extremely cool. It is the source of "cutting water"!

There is also a poignant legend of this "chopping" water, it is said that in the world of flood, heaven and earth are integrated, hundreds of millions of living beings are squeezed between the dim heaven and earth, and then there is a prince surnamed Chu into a mountain, with its backbone to hold the sky high, since then there is a division between heaven and earth, and all living beings can also obtain light.

Because this mountain separates the heaven and the earth, day and night, and makes the heaven and the earth different, it is named Dabie Mountain. The origin of the name of Dabie Mountain is different opinions, but I am more fond of this mythical legend, and I am more moved by the poignant, beautiful and moving love story in the myth.

In the dim world, there is a dragon king who wants to marry his beautiful little dragon girl. Many princes came to propose. However, since heaven and earth were one, the princess could not see the faces of the princes, and she decided that if anyone could guess what she had put in the bowl, it would be her husband.

On the day of the election, the princess, dressed in a white veil, went up to the princes and told them to guess what was in the bowl, but no one could guess what was in the bowl.

She was disappointed, and just as she gave up, a prince surnamed Chu said softly that there must be crystal sweet mountain spring water in the bowl. The little dragon girl's heart was sweet, and she wanted to see what this wise prince looked like, however, it was impossible.

She sighed softly, how nice it would be if I saw you! The empathetic prince took the little dragon girl's hand and said, sweetheart, you wait for me, I must let you see me.

The prince is gone, and this is ten years.

The little dragon girl is still beautiful, and there is an endless stream of people who come to propose. The dragon king said that heaven and earth are one, and unless he can separate heaven and earth, how can he bring light and persuade the stupid daughter to choose the prince again.

But the little dragon girl is still waiting for her prince.

This is another ten years.

The little dragon girl washes her face with tears all day long. On the day of the wedding, suddenly there was a roar between heaven and earth, and a miracle appeared, a big mountain suddenly rose, and the raised peaks held up the sky high, and the little dragon girl was amazed to see the heaven and earth, see all things in the world, and see her own beauty. However, she can't see her sweetheart. In order to fulfill her promise, for her hope, and for the light of hundreds of millions of living beings, she turned her body into a mountain.

The little dragon girl came to the mountain without hesitation, and beside the highest peak, she turned herself into a clear spring and nourished her sweetheart with a steady stream of spring water.

Later, people called this raised mountain Dabie Mountain, the highest peak called Baimajian, and this sweet spring in all seasons was called "Longjing".

This poignant story is the story that Tu Dacai told to the big guy before he fell, and he also told the big guy why he has a soft spot for this "chopping" water and regards it as a daily drink, it is because of this poignant story that infected him, he wanted to find such a beautiful little dragon girl, but he didn't expect to meet your violent young woman.

The violent young woman Tu Dacai refers to is the young woman Comrade Ma Lanhua, she almost forced Tu Dacai to fight with herself, and as a result, Tu Dacai drank and fell to the ground.

"Go to the ball, Tu Dacai, just your virtue, come out will affect the overall image of the supervision unit, you still dislike this young woman, you still want to find a beautiful little dragon girl, you really love to daydream, you are the standard toad wants to eat swan meat." ”

The young woman Ma Lanhua knocked down the two engineers of the supervision unit, she came to Miao Buzheng with a wine glass, winked at Miao Buzheng, and said in a provocative tone.

"Brother Miao, you are the most handsome here, you are more handsome than the big fortune and the little life, the two of them were also taken down by this young woman, now it should be your turn, this young woman will also take you down. ”

Miao Buzheng took two steps back and smiled at the young woman Ma Lanhua.

"Sister, a sexy young woman like you, you still need to say that you can take me down, then you don't need to take it at all, the team leader went down directly, and directly bowed down to my sister's pomegranate skirt.

Sister, the two of them are not people at all, how much it hurts your face when they are taken down by my sister, they can use this number to take it, it is given to the dog, and the dog only sniffs it and runs away with its tail.

Sister, besides, both of them can drink, don't look at this Comrade Tu Dacai, he has a pound of alcohol, if he really fights with you, sister may not be his opponent.

What's more, the team leader also found a small problem with my sister, when my sister was drinking with Yue Xiaoming, you were a trick, my sister almost didn't drink much, but Yue Xiaoming was drinking alone, and he was also drunk by himself. ”

"Miao Buzheng, you are really a set in front of you and a set behind your back, when Tu Da was sober just now, what a flattering appearance you were, I can't wait to treat him as a grandfather, you can buy him whatever he wants, and if he wants trouble, you will buy disaster water immediately. ”

"Cut, it's not just to treat it as a grandfather, it's simple to treat it as an ancestor, and the affectionate Cheng dù is obvious to everyone, even if the grandson is filial to his grandfather, he is not so filial.

Now, the people were drunk to the ground, and he showed his fox tail again, and scolded the two of them for being dogs, and this change of face became too fast, much faster than the chameleon learned in the middle school text. ”

Miao Buzheng scolded Tu Dacai and Yue Xiaoming for being dogs, Bai Hailiang and Li Jingou were unhappy with Miao Buzheng, and Miao Buzheng smiled.

"Two colleagues, what do you say, the team leader also listens, the team leader is not wrong, why does the team leader treat people like this, it is all for work, I Miao Buzheng is not a soft-boned person, why do I have to be a grandfather when I am full, what is it for, it is not for the work of the project department, so that they can loosen up on us, so that our work is easier, and there are fewer obstacles for them. ”

"Well, you two don't talk, this young woman thinks that Team Leader Miao's words are very reasonable, he is right about things and not people, his groveling virtue, that is, in a word, all for work.

Team Leader Miao, you have worked hard, this young woman must toast you with a wine, that is to say, the person who is most willing to fight for a glass of wine is you, you must give this face, this young woman promises not to use a trick. ”

Bai Hailiang and Li Jingou also wanted to sarcastically say a few words about Miao Buzheng, but they were stopped by the young woman Ma Lanhua, she praised Comrade Miao Buzheng fiercely, she must fight with Miao Buzheng for a glass of wine, Miao Buzheng waved his hand upright.

"Sister, didn't the team leader tell you just now, the team leader has taken medicine, the team leader has a strict stomach problem, and he can't fight with you for a glass of wine."

In fact, the team leader wants to fight with my sister from the heart out, and drinking a glass of wine means that the team leader is your person, and it also means that my sister is the team leader's person, so we can spend the previous month from now on.

However, the team leader is really not angry, and he can't drink a glass of wine with his sister, which is really a big pity. ”

The young woman Ma Lanhua said: "Team Leader Miao, you don't come to this set, why do you have a strict stomach problem, you are all nonsense, you think that this young woman is a fool, you can't tell the good from the bad, you are just as Comrade Fang Cun said, you are not fucking sick, you are all pretending, the medicine you took is prepared in advance, and it is used to fool us people." ”

Ma Lanhua pointed out that Miao Bu was playing tricks, and Miao Bu was fighting on the basis of reason.

"Sister, it doesn't matter if you misunderstand the team leader, it doesn't matter if the team leader's subordinates misunderstand me, it doesn't matter if everyone here misunderstands me, and the team leader doesn't plan to let anyone understand my thoughts. ”

The young woman Ma Lanhua interrupted Miao Buzheng's words: "Miao Buzheng, you don't bother to talk, what misunderstood you, no one misunderstood you, but you played everyone, this young woman can tell you Miao Buzheng, you don't have to fight for wine today, that young woman fights with you to take medicine, you Miao Buzheng eats as much as the young woman eats." ”

"Ah, ah, sister, how can you fight for medicine, how can you fight this, you can't fight it, this is the first time I've heard of it, my sister is too fierce!"

The young woman Ma Lanhua wanted to fight with Miao Buzheng to take medicine, but Miao Buzheng was so frightened that she took many steps back, and almost squeezed Comrade Xiong Erwei who was sitting next to him to the ground.

However, Miao Buzheng heard for the first time that he was taking medicine, and everyone present heard it for the first time, and the big guy was also shocked for a while, thinking that this young woman Ma Lanhua was really sick, and she was not lightly ill, it can be described as a serious illness.

"Sister, you're crazy, you can't be sick, you can fight wine and water, but you can't fight to take medicine, how can you eat this medicine indiscriminately, it will be dangerous." ”

"It's not, it's medicine, it's not any fries, or something like Zhou Black Duck, it can be spelled." ”

All the sisters stopped the young woman Ma Lanhua, Ma Lanhua ignored the persuasion of the sisters, and she approached Miao Buzheng.

"Miao Buzheng, you already have a strict illness, and this young woman is not sick yet, why don't you dare to fight with this young woman to take medicine."

Miao Buzheng, this young woman sues you today, this spelling of medicine is settled, you have to eat if you don't eat, you have to eat, you have to eat, there is no room for negotiation at all. ”