"Hey~ There are a lot of people......"

When I got out of the car and came to the gate of the zoo, I found that there was an endless stream of tourists, and I thought that there would be fewer people because it was a suburb, but it seems that I miscalculated?

That's right, this newly completed Sanriku Zoo is said to be a construction project with strong support from the municipal government, and the publicity is so good that even Sakura knows it, so people are naturally indispensable on the first day of opening. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Darling, let's go inside. "Sakura is holding my hand, and to outsiders we may seem like a brother and sister.

"Ah, let's go. ”

I know very well that the so-called dating is a money-burning game that only those evil capitalists can afford, so I specially took all the deposits of 213 yuan.

Fortunately, it's just a zoo visit, and it doesn't cost much, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to afford this month's "Moe Anime".

After buying the tickets, Sakura and I finally entered the long-publicized Sanriku Zoo.

The noisy voices and exclamations were accompanied by the howls of some animals, and everywhere you could see the flowing crowd and the crowd of onlookers.

I looked at the various animals marked on the map and couldn't help but sigh: "Even pandas, polar bears and penguins, it seems that these people have invested this time!"

"Darling, come and see!"

"Huh?"

As soon as I heard the voice, I realized that Sakura had already run to see the monkey in her heart, and she turned back to greet me who was looking at the map while panicking.

"Really, don't run alone, what if you are abducted by the Strange Shu Huang?" I shook my head and sighed as I walked.

Xiao Lu Ying grinned and stretched out Lori's hand to me.

Hmph! It's useless to tempt me, I'm not Lolicon.

While thinking, I held Xiao Lu Ying back.

"Darling. ”

"What's going on?"

"Why is the monkey's butt red?"

“……”

"Is kiwi called that because it resembles a monkey's butt?"

"Poof!"

"Hey, Darling, why are you vomiting blood?"

I vowed never to eat kiwi again, even though I didn't like it.

……

In the cage, a Bengal tiger roared at me defiantly, as if to say, "What do you see, I haven't seen such a handsome tiger as me, you still look at it! Look at me biting you again."

I was furious.

Oh, even a four-legged person dares to despise me, a three-legged one, isn't there just one more leg, it's amazing!

The fear technique I had practiced last night finally had room to play a role, and I glared at my eyes with the same eyes as if I had killed my father's enemy, and the arrogance of the Bengal tiger disappeared in an instant, and I obediently fell to the ground and became an obedient kitten.

I smirked my hand and commanded, "Stand up." ”

The tiger obediently stood up.

I heard a commotion around me, and the tigers were surprised to understand what I said.

Hehe~ Is this surprised, don't you knock off your big teeth when you show your hands again.

"Stand upright!"

The Bengal tiger tensed.

"Take a break. ”

The left hind leg really rested!

"Stand upright. ”

Obediently stood upright.

"Darling is amazing!" Xiao Lu Ying clenched her hands into fists, and the stars in her eyes flashed and flashed, flashing so much that they almost blinded my dog's eyes, which greatly satisfied my vanity.

"This is a miracle, and I will let you see my real kung fu. I called a god, commanding to carry out the exploitation and oppression to the end, and ordered: "Give me three turns." ”

The poor bastard, who was so scared that he couldn't do it, obediently turned around three times.

"Learn how to bark for me. ”

"Roar~!"

"......" It seems that it is a little more difficult for a tiger to learn to bark a dog.

"The senior giraffe barked. ”

“……”

Huh, delusion, why does this Bengal tiger seem to be crying?

Ten minutes later

This weak tiger was finally completely broken, and I was so addicted to playing with Xiao Lu Ying that I was about to leave after patting my buttocks, but I heard someone seem to be calling me.

"Wait a minute, young man!"

"Huh?" I stopped and looked at the uncle in work clothes, shouldn't I have broken someone's tiger, and now come to me to lose money, right?

"Are you interested in being our animal trainer at Sanriku Zoo?" the uncle looked like a star spotter.

It turns out that I'm not here to shout about losing money, so that's good.

As for my uncle's invitation, I refused without hesitation, as for the reason......

"Sorry, I don't have a sexual interest in animals. ”

In fact, the real reason is that once this illusory world is restored to its original state, the fact that I am here as an animal trainer will also be denied, and then the bamboo basket will be empty, and I will not earn a penny, am I not working in vain!

……

After politely rejecting the uncle, we then visited many other different kinds of animals, along the way Xiao Lu Ying asked non-stop like a curious baby, and basically I couldn't answer these questions that I ignored every day, so I could only vaguely say haha, I have now considered going back to the set of "One Hundred Thousand Whys" that had been dusted when I was a child under the bed and threw it to her to study herself.

"Darling~ Come and see, it's a panda!" Xiao Lu Ying looked like she was excited to see a panda.

The two giant pandas who are all in black and white are lazily eating bamboo, and the calmness that treats us onlookers as air is so profound and great, it seems that the two giant pandas have understood the mystery of calming down (note).

Ten minutes later, the well-fed pandas began to fall asleep, and then most of the tourists began to disperse to see something else.

"Now, Darling, why do so many people watch the panda when it eats, but the panda doesn't look at it as soon as it sleeps?"

“…… That's because everyone is a foodie, watching pandas eat bamboo so deliciously, people who have never had the opportunity to taste the food of bamboo are of course there to quench their thirst, and if they sleep, if pandas can sleep boxing, I think many people will watch it. ”

After experiencing Xiao Lu Ying's countless poisons, I decided to adjust my IQ thinking to the level of Xiao Lu Ying, and began to talk nonsense.

"Oh, I see. "Xiao Lu Ying has been taught badly.

"Huh!?" I was startled, and around the corner I saw the invader, Lancer, walking with a woman of many shapes.

Are they visiting the zoo too?

"Darling, what's wrong?" Xiao Lu Ying followed my line of sight, but because Lancer and the two had disappeared around the corner, she didn't notice anything unusual.

"It's nothing, I seem to see an acquaintance, ignore him. ”

I don't want to be ruined by people on a rare holiday, so I hope I don't run into them in the future.

Unfortunately, this small wish of mine could not be granted, because the next moment I heard the screams of a group of people, not the exclamations of looking at the animals, but more like the horror of seeing the large beast in the cage run out and run away in a hurry.

"Darling......" Xiao Lu Ying instinctively shrank behind my back, showing her little face and looking at the crowd running towards this side, the expressions of the group of people were really panicked and frightened.

"Don't be afraid. I whispered reassuringly.

It seems that there are really big beasts running out, elephants, lions, tigers, or whatever, but whatever it is, I can handle it with my current ability.

Unexpectedly, I underestimated the ferocity of these beasts, and when I saw those things that were crushing the crowd, even if I was mentally prepared, I couldn't calm down......