Chapter 140: Flicker, keep flickering
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay, I'll educate my sister well. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Tong Jianjun nodded for a while and sent away the police comrades who rushed to the police after receiving the alarm.
It is really not easy for the police comrades in Muqiao, not to mention that they have to help the Dimensional Stability Bureau wipe their butts for three days, and sometimes they will receive false alarms from some people.
"So you don't understand?" Tong Jianjun educated Tong Xinyi seriously, "People are busy enough, can you not cause trouble for the police comrades?"
"But, you and Qiao Enxi went to take wedding photos, how can I not call the police when I see this kind of thing?" Tong Xinyi defended, "Even if you are my own brother, I can't watch the beast teacher do something to his students, but sit idly by." ”
"Who said I did it to her!" Tong Jianjun almost shouted, but realized that the impact was not good, and lowered his voice again, "Although this is not something to be proud of, your brother and I have maintained our virginity so far!"
"......" Tong Xinyi didn't know what expression to use to face, "But, it's ......"
"Young man, you can't just look at things, although that photo looks like a wedding photo, but in fact—" Tong Jianjun paused, "It is indeed a wedding photo." ”
Tong Xinyi opened the door, the police uncle shouldn't have gone far, right?
"What are you doing when you open the door?" I haven't finished yet!" Tong Jianjun pulled the door back, glanced at Qiao Enxi's position, lowered his voice very low, and leaned against Tong Xinyi's ear, "Come to the kitchen, I'll tell you." ”
"What are you doing!" Tong Xinyi shrank her head, her ears turned red, "You pervert won't awaken the faggot attribute, right?"
"What nonsense, I'm not Geralt...... Ahem, where did Xiaojie go today, why didn't you see him?"
"It was called out by its grandfather. Tong Xinyi shrugged his shoulders and said.
Tong Jianjun raised his eyebrows: "I always feel that you just used a very impolite pronoun." ”
"No way, there is no such thing as a woman in Chinese, so I can only use it as a substitute." Tong Xinyi said helplessly.
"Then use him, at least be polite. ”
Asking Qiao Enxi to wait in the living room for a while, Tong Jianjun dragged Tong Xinyi into the kitchen, and then locked the door.
"What are you going to do!?" Tong Xinyi looked at this situation, could it be that he had just told the truth, and his brother had awakened some terrible hobby?
"Don't talk nonsense. Tong Jianjun glanced at Tong Xinyi, "I'm going to get down to business." ”
Tong Xinyi thought about it, but decided to change her body first, and it was more secure to hold the cannonball wand Venus: "You say it." ”
"Qiao Enxi's mother should be a dimensional ability, and she has also worked in the Dimensional Stability Bureau before. ”
"In other words, you want to attack your colleague's daughter!" Tong Xinyi grasped the point.
"Don't get to the point, just stand up and listen to me. Tong Jianjun continued, "Qiao Enxi's mother should have disappeared in a dimensional invasion accident a few years ago to protect her daughter, and in the end, it was the bureau that rescued Qiao Enxi. Speaking of this, Tong Jianjun paused.
"Go on, I didn't intend to interrupt you. ”
Glancing at Tong Xinyi, Tong Jianjun continued: "Qiao Enxi lost her mother when she was very young, and the person she admired the most was also her mother, and even in order to imitate her mother's powerful domineering, she pulled a group of people in the first year of junior high school and became the eldest sister of the school. ”
"After I was educated, she somehow got stuck with me. I originally thought I was too handsome (cough, Tong Xinyi couldn't hold back her cough here), but this morning I realized that she may have slightly overlapped my image with my mother. ”
"Ahem, ahem!" Tong Xinyi almost didn't choke to death, "You, mother, although you are not handsome, but you don't match the sissy, right?"
Tong Jianjun squinted at a guy who was very compatible with the sissy, and continued: "Don't you understand? I'm a dimensional ability, and so is her mother. Judging from the observation of her father Qiao Zhengyan, the job of educating her daughter should always be done by Qiao Enxi's mother. And I, as a teacher, educate Qiao Enxi every day. ”
"It's always important to note that in Qiao Enxi's impression, her mother is a representative of strong and domineering, and I think I am indeed very similar to her mother in this regard. Tong Jianjun nodded, looking like he agreed with what he said.
"Come on, it's still powerful and domineering. Tong Xinyi waved her hand, "I understand the general situation, but does this have anything to do with you going to take wedding photos?
This set of logical flickering didn't turn his thinking off, and it deserves to be my Oudoudou.
Helpless, Tong Jianjun could only continue to flicker: "Because of the longing for his mother, Qiao Enxi wants to recall his mother's feelings from the bits and pieces of life." She felt that the happiest time for a woman should be the time to wear a wedding dress, so she asked me to accompany her to take wedding photos. How could I refuse such a sincere request from a girl?"
"Okay. After all, Tong Xinyi was only fourteen years old, and after Tong Jianjun's logical flickering and emotional kidnapping, he reluctantly believed Tong Jianjun's words, pushed open the kitchen door and left.
Whew, Tong Jianjun wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead and let out a sigh of relief.
"That's right. Tong Xinyi opened the kitchen door again, poked her head in and said, "I forgot to tell you, Sister Qi Aya said before going out that there are fewer things today, and you should be able to come back for lunch, so don't forget to prepare one for her." You don't know what's going on in the morning, the phone doesn't go through. ”
"Nani!" Tong Jianjun's whole person was not good. And the text message that didn't answer the phone was only too late until now, making a crisp ding, as if mocking someone.
When Mi Qi Aya called him, Tong Jianjun should be in the middle of invading space, how could he get a call in that ghost place? Mobile business has not yet expanded to the point of cross-space.
originally thought that Mi Qi Aya would not come back during the day today, so she took Qiao Enxi home, how could this be?
"Wait, I'm not taking a woman home to cheat, why do I act like a scumbag who wants to be caught and raped by my wife! Yes, I didn't do anything unseemly, why lie?"
But when the sound of the key poking into the door followed by the sound of the text message, Tong Jianjun's face still became the same color as the bitter gourd on the board.
What should I do, or I should surrender myself first? Where is the keyboard? What about my glare-free invincible mechanical keyboard? Raise you for a thousand days, kneel you for a while, now is the time for you to come in handy!