Chapter 220: Hell in the West

As soon as he heard that he wanted a cave room, Nanfeng panicked, "Big brother, they just met, this is a cave room, isn't it a little hasty?"

"What's sloppy?" Hua Ting'er glared in displeasure, "Isn't it the head of the family who has the final say for you Han people to marry wives, I am the head of the family, I agreed, and these younger siblings of mine don't object, that's it." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Big brother, you are the head of the woman's family, and the head of the man's family doesn't know about it yet, wait for us to go back and tell ......"

"What are you talking about!" Hua Thorn roared angrily, "You brought the man, you are the head of the man's family, you are my brother, and if I agree, you will agree." ”

Nanfeng had no plan, so he had to look at the fat man, "It's you who got married, what do you think?"

Hua Thorn was holding the fat man's neck at this time, and when she heard Nanfeng's words, she strangled hard, "You don't want to?"

"Can I say no?" the fat man was not without fear of this future uncle.

"No! You just said that you are willing, but you can't marry two," Hua Thorn said, "That's it, eat quickly, eat it all quickly, and after eating the hole house, the profit is." ”

The crowd was very happy when they heard this, shouting loudly and beaming with joy.

Hua Thorn was also in a good mood, let go of the fat man, and handed the knife to Nanfeng, "You have to practice your drinking, you can't drink what kind of hero." ”

Nanfeng took the short knife in frustration, in fact, he didn't can't drink, he just suffered, his stomach was not as big as others, and he drank in a hurry, so he couldn't hold so much.

The fat man is more depressed than the south wind, there is apprehension in the frustration, there is tension in the apprehension, everyone has a love for beauty, the twelve are really ugly, and even the fierce move of the overlord lifting the top is made out, which shows how rough it is.

The fat man has aura cultivation, can suppress the power of alcohol, and has never been drunk, although he is depressed, it does not affect his appetite, grabbing the donkey meat and chewing it.

"You eat it too. "The fat man inserted a piece of donkey meat for the south wind.

Nanfeng served it in a wine bowl and ate it slowly.

"Help me figure it out. The fat man whispered.

"I don't have a trick, you just leave it to fate. Nanfeng shook his head, you have to make your own decisions about marriage, even if it is a lottery to try your luck, you have to touch it yourself, if others provide advice, they will definitely complain in the future.

Seeing that Nanfeng didn't want to help, the fat man was anxious, and he had bad thoughts, so he raised his head and said to Hua Ting'er, "Gu Master, Nanfeng is not married, he has a good character and is smart, or you two sisters and I will have one by one." ”

"Dead bald donkey, I am unlucky and want to pull a cushion. The south wind cursed in tongues.

Fortunately, Hua Thorn shook her head again and again when she heard this, "He looks like a thin monkey, and my sister can't look down on him." ”

Seeing that it didn't work to harm people, the fat man wanted to be a good person again, and said in a low voice, "Fat and water don't flow into outsiders' fields, I think, if I pick the wrong one, I'll give it to you." ”

"Get out. Nanfeng tilted his head to the side.

Scolding and scolding, deep down in my heart, Nanfeng still hopes that the fat man can get a wishful partner, lifelong events are not child's play, whether it is for men or women, it is the most important choice in life, and I have to try to help the fat man.

The first thing he thought of was whether this matter was a trap for Hua Ting'er and others, Twelve was already in his twenties, and he had long passed the age of marriage, she was an old girl, and Hua Ting'er must be in a hurry to marry her off.

However, judging from the expressions and actions of Hua Thorn and his younger siblings, it should not be a trap, as Hua Thorn himself said, barbarians are not as cunning as Han people.

What he is most worried about is that the two cave rooms are connected to each other, and it is wrong for the fat man to enter which, as long as this is not the case, the fat man still has a fifty percent chance of winning.

At the moment, I don't know the situation of the cave house, and I don't know the specific steps to get married, so I can't think of any good way, so I can only improvise.

I can't do big things, I can only do some small things, Hua Thorn has four younger sisters, and the other two have long been married, but they still live in the Orc Valley, which means that the man is here, and this trouble has to go first.

Thinking of this, Nanfeng Chong Hua Thorn Zhengse said, "Big brother, I value you, it is his creation that Zhengde can kiss you, but he is the only son in the family, and he must not be involved." ”

Hua Thorn shook her head again and again, "No, if you take her away, what if I think of my sister in the future?"

Seeing Nanfeng's serious expression, Hua Ting'er took a step, "Okay, if she marries Xiao Fourteen, she has Bai Luan, and she will come back if she wants to." The tiger of the twelfth sister can't fly, but it's okay, and the cubs hatched by the big girl can also carry her back to her parents' house when they grow up. ”

"We don't have to take away your sister-in-law, she can live in her mother's house, the man is ambitious, and he has to struggle, he is your brother-in-law, if he doesn't make a career, he will fall into your name. Nanfeng said.

"That's right, men have to struggle, listen to you, my sister is still living here. Flower Thorn happily agreed.

Everyone was in a hurry to make trouble in the cave room, and left the dining room in a hurry, at this time Twelve and Fourteen may be preparing, Hua Thorn drove the two back to the wing, the door was closed, and sent someone to watch outside, I don't know whether I was worried that the fat man had run away, or worried that the two of them were peeking.

The fat man asked Nanfeng to help him with ideas, but the situation was unclear at this time, and Nanfeng couldn't come up with any useful ideas, "There is really no way to think about it, you can only rely on luck." ”

"My luck doesn't seem to be good. "The fat man is still hiccups.

lest the fat man choose the wrong one and be annoyed, Nanfeng enlightened first, "As the saying goes, people are judged by their appearance, and they lose their sons, a woman's appearance is not important, character and morality are the key, Zhuge Liang's wife Huang Yueying is not good-looking, but she ......"

Before Nanfeng finished speaking, the fat man interrupted him impatiently, "Go, go, you don't believe it." ”

Nanfeng didn't answer, the fat man was also telling the truth, it's okay to comfort others, it's not like that when it's his turn.

"Don't say it's useless, give me a useful trick. The fat man urged.

Nanfeng frowned and thought about it, and after a while, he had a plan, "In this way, before you enter the door, you will shout first, and only say that the man is a big man, and he should have three wives and four concubines, and you will have to take concubines in the future." If they don't keep quiet, they will acquiesce, and if they are unfortunate enough to choose twelve, you will take a concubine in the future. If you say it, you can hear who's in the room. ”

"What a bad idea," the fat man frowned and pouted, "It's no wonder that I don't kill me if I don't kill me." ”

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, I don't have a trick, you leave it to your fate. Nanfeng said.

"Forget it, forget it, which one is drawn, this is all fate, really draw twelve, that is also the marriage of the previous life, the result of this life. The fat man seemed to want to open it.

Taoism pays attention to bearing, Taoism's bearing and Buddhism's cause and effect are somewhat similar, the difference is that the burden stops at this life, and cause and effect involves the third life, listening to the fat man say this, Nanfeng's heart is slightly lighter, "That's right, and the figure of the twelve is better than the fourteen, there are before and after, and it will definitely be very good to give birth to in the future." ”

The fat man tilted his head and squinted at the south wind, "Are you laughing at me, or do you really think so?"

"If you really think so," Nanfeng nodded again and again, "but you have to think about it, monks can't get married, once you get married, it's not all empty, you are very likely to be the reincarnation of King Jizo Bodhisattva, once you get married, you may not be able to go back." ”

The fat man waved his hand again and again, "What you said is not right, if I am really the reincarnation of a Bodhisattva, I should suffer a thousand kinds of suffering, enjoy a thousand blessings, I want to try the good, and I have to taste the bad, if I don't experience it myself, I don't understand what it feels like to be happy, angry, and sad, and I can't even understand joy, anger and sorrow, how to save others in the future?"

"I really admire you so much, even breaking the ring is so righteous and awe-inspiring. Nanfeng laughed.

"That's the truth of what I'm saying," the fat man pointed to the west, "If you want to achieve positive results, you have to go to the western heavens and go to hell." ”

"Okay, okay, if you want to open it. Nanfeng lay down from the bed and stopped talking to the fat man.

The reason is understood, but the fat man is still very nervous, pacing back and forth in the room, and several times he can't help but want to poke the window paper and look out, but the guards find and stop him. There was an oil lamp in the room, and people outside could see the shadows of the people in the room.

Anxiously waiting for the second watch, Hua Ting'er came, "Go, enter the cave room." ”

The two of them got up when they heard the sound, and left the wing room with the thorn and went north, at this time a bonfire had been lit on the field, probably to prevent the leakage of the news, except for their own family, there was no idler outside.

There are more than a dozen caves from south to north, and the godfather brother and sister of Flower Thorn are standing next to the bonfire, staying closer, and Flower Thorn pointed to the two caves in the south and north areas and said to the fat man, "See, there is a brazier at the door." ”

"Oh. The fat man looked at the south wind.

"Look at what he's doing, go!" the thorn pushed the fat man.

The fat man looked left and right, right and left, and he couldn't decide which way to go, and out of habit, he looked back at the south wind.

Since the residence of Hua Ting'er and the others did not follow the rank of eldest and youngest, Nanfeng couldn't see the clues, so he could only whisper, "Just choose one." ”

Marriage is a lifelong event, although the fat man explains the cause and effect, deep down he still hopes to be able to ask for a beautiful wife, hesitates, and is always difficult to choose.

"Go quickly, rub it off, I'll choose for you. The thorn shouted and threatened.

The fat man glanced nervously at the thorns, and hesitated to move to the cave on the south side.

"That's what it sounds like. Flower Thorn nodded.

As soon as Hua Thorn's words came out, the fat man immediately stopped, and Hua Thorn naturally hoped that the ugly girl could marry first, he chose the south one, and the flower thorn said, 'This is like the words', is the south side of the room twelve.

Suspicious, the fat man changed lanes halfway and headed north.

When he walked, he looked back and saw that Hua Thorn and the others were smiling, but they didn't dare to leave, these people laughed, probably because Twelve was in the cave in the north.

The fat man liked to listen to the south wind since he was a child, and in desperation, he looked back at the south wind.

Nanfeng also wanted to help the fat man, but he really couldn't find any clues, so he could only shake his head at the fat man.

Since the south wind has no guidance here, the fat man can only rely on himself, in a hurry, he raised his right hand, stretched out his index finger to point left and right, "Point the general, ride a horse to fight, whoever points to it, who is my general." ”

After a while, he finally pointed to the cave to the south.

"That's it. The fat man shouted to cheer himself up, and then strode towards the cave on the south side, "Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell." Whether you can enter or don't enter, it's better to go to the West Heaven, Amitabha, Amitabha......"

"Is there something wrong with his head?" said Thorn, looking at Nanfeng suspiciously.

"No, no, he's just nervous, big brother, whose boudoir is that?" asked Nanfeng in a low voice.

"It's not that we don't tell you, but we don't know. "The thorn doesn't seem to be a joke.

The fat man walked to the cave, but without further hesitation, he stepped over the brazier and pushed open the door of the cave.

Everyone including Nanfeng looked at the cave nervously, and after a while, there was a solemn voice of singing Buddha from the cave, "Amitabha." ”

Nanfeng knows the fat man too well, and as soon as he hears this movement, he knows that it is over, this guy has gone to hell......

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