When Zhang Dadao came, although the barber shop next door was open, it obviously didn't look like a business. It's a cloudy day, but the lights haven't even been turned on in the store, and it looks gloomy. Zhang Dadao is also a bastard, knowing that this barbershop, especially this barber shop that specializes in shaving people's heads, will not have business in the New Year. When he entered the door, he actually smiled and said, "Oh, the neighbor is disturbing your business!"

There is no more such a bastard, second only to praising the boss in the coffin shop for the good opening of this store, how convenient it is for the family to need!

Of course, the boss didn't have so many eyes, so he said directly: "What kind of business is there! We won't open this business in this New Year! Don't keep calling neighbors, my surname is Wang, and your name is Lao Wang, Uncle Wang!"

Zhang Dadao was stunned when he heard this, frowning and thinking: [Damn, Lao Tzu is just joking, this old guy doesn't suffer!] opened his mouth and said: "Eh, you take advantage of me, right!

This time it was Lao Wang's turn to be stunned, he really didn't think too much, he was really surnamed Wang. Just when I didn't know what Zhang Dadao meant, I heard Zhang Dadao follow: "You are next door to me, and your name is Lao Wang." Fortunately, I don't have a daughter-in-law, otherwise I would have to smoke you!"

Lao Wang smiled bitterly, shook his head and said, "I can still change the surname given by my ancestors?" Besides, how old am I!" Lao Wang reacted at this time, just as Zhang Dadao's joke. He didn't know that if it weren't for his later explanation, Director Zhang would have dared to beat him.

Zhang Dadao nodded, but said in his mouth: "Are you afraid of being old or something! Can't you! I'll tell you a secret recipe! Ah, I'll just make you some medicinal wine." For the sake of the neighbors, I will give you a discount! Poor Dao is proficient in the art of the room, you are a middle-aged and elderly man, and you have a night at this age. It's too normal to have a problem with the prostate! Poor people, you listen to me!" Zhang Dadao's mouth was full of nonsense, just like a counterfeit drug seller.

Lao Wang was also confused, originally he looked at Zhang Dadao's entire age, just as a junior. He felt a little embarrassed to discuss this kind of old man's topic in front of Zhang Dadao, and then he felt that something was wrong when he heard Zhang Dadao say that he was from here, so he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no." I don't need this, we have an old trick in the recipe of medicine and wine, and I have passed it on a few!"

Zhang Dadao was also stunned, and only then did he hear the local accent. He opened his mouth and said, "Yo, Lao Wang, you are from the northeast? Why did you come here from the Demon Capital! How much money can you make by opening a barber shop here? You have to come here to eat! Get a pig-killing dish or something, there are so many factories around here, like the tooth sacrifice has to come to the back street!

Lao Wang smiled. He said, "I won't either! I'll shave my head." Cook and eat by yourself!"

Zhang Dadao pursed his lips and continued to probe tentatively: "Lao Wang, you are not dressed in an ordinary way! I don't look like you are doing this! Moreover, you are also very good at opening a shop in this New Year! Open up the market, normal barber shops are not open in the first month, just open the door, this business acumen is quite powerful, specifically to develop the kind of market for nephews who have enmity with uncle! You have this kind of business acumen, I don't think you are doing haircuts!"

Lao Wang was also stunned and sat down on the chair where his head was shaved. He smiled: "The little brother is not very old, but the Tao is very deep! What do you think I look like?"

Zhang Dadaole said: "You have this style." It's good to start a pyramid scheme and sell fake drugs, but when I saw you yesterday, my first reaction was that your peers came to get together!"

Lao Wang was stunned for a while, looked at Zhang Dadao for a while, and then shook his head and said: "Don't say it, you are really right! But I'm long gone. ”

Zhang Dadao was also stunned, and then followed: "Also, although the market has been getting bigger and bigger recently, many laymen have also joined in, and it is a miasma." The threshold for our industry is too low, the typical easy to learn and difficult to master, and there are few capable masters, but it is too easy to enter the industry! Spend some money to get a coat, and go to Taobao to get a compass and calculate the chip! It is easier than talking about cross talk. The most excessive thing is that what tarots, constellations, Buddhist cards, and crooked ways such as lowering their heads also come in to grab business. Today's young people don't even believe in the six lines and plum blossoms!"

Lao Wang was stunned when he heard this, and Zhang Dadao didn't stop: "We're all okay here, I heard about the counterparts over there in Wanwan before, that one is miserable, and the boys have begun to ask God to come up! I usually have to practice English! The professional ones also speak Hebrew, and the little income from the beggar has to be specially equipped with a translator and a translation share, what do you call it! Or Lao Wang, you are smart, this haircut is a way out! Get a card or something!"

Lao Wang couldn't understand what Zhang Dadao said, and when he heard him finish, he hurriedly interrupted: "Don't be, I don't understand what you said, I just learned to jump with my master in the countryside when I was a child, I am a double god, and then when the master died, I changed to learn to shave my head, and I gave people a jumping god when I was fine!

"Oh, amateur, then we can talk about peers, you are a ticket friend!" Zhang Dadao said more and more bastards, this fortune teller also has ticket friends. This is to do fortune-telling and feng shui as the quintessence of the country!"By the way, why are you not shaving your head in your hometown? This rent is quite expensive. The feng shui I look at is not suitable for opening a barber shop! You have to launch a blind massage to be able to live, and I will ask my shop guy to teach you to play the blind man, where do I have an expert!"

Lao Wang was stunned to hear this, he understood that he didn't speak the door, so he could only pick his own understanding and answer: "That was originally in his hometown, isn't it that there are fewer and fewer people in his hometown now! It's better to go into the city, forget about that feng shui or something, you southerners pay attention to these! We don't have this saying in the northeast!" Lao Wang's tone is very strict, and after talking for so long, in addition to knowing that his surname is Wang, he comes from the northeast, and he is a ticket holder who dances the gods, and he will shave his head.

In addition to these, Zhang Dadao didn't inquire at all, Zhang Dadao also secretly pondered, and felt more and more that there was something wrong with this old Wang! After pondering for a while, he said: "Eh, why haven't you seen your daughter-in-law? Not to mention, Lao Wang, you don't look good, this daughter-in-law is not bad! The age difference between you and you is quite big, right?" The woman Zhang Dadao saw yesterday was at most forty years old, although she was a little fat, but the strength of the was still there, and this old Wang was not good, like an old monkey! Although she has a fairy spirit, she really doesn't look like a human!

As soon as these words came out, Lao Wang's face changed slightly, and at this time, someone happened to turn out of the inner room! )