Chapter 419: Too Poor to Wear Underwear
The proprietress really wants to cry with a three-inch tongue, which is very demagogic, and the big guys all ask for the donation to Miao Buzheng to be withdrawn, and the proprietress in the song hall wants to cry.
Miao Buzheng was unwilling, how could he give away the donation that he had finally received.
Miao Buzheng fought back, he jumped in front of the proprietress who wanted to cry in one step, and grabbed the yellow necklace on the neck of the proprietress who wanted to cry.
This necklace is really extremely thick, grabbed in Miao Buzheng's hand, just like Miao Bu is holding a dog chain, and the proprietress really wants to cry like a female dog that Miao Bu is leashing, so she wants to cry and almost lies on the ground without cooperation and barks.
Miao Bu was pulling the necklace around the neck of the proprietress who wanted to cry, pointing at it and saying to the big guy.
"Comrades, take a look, I really want to cry about how thick this dog chain is, I said wrong, this is not a dog chain, this is a pure gold chain. This gold chain is thicker than the chain that ties the, you can simply think about how many tens of thousands of dollars this gold chain gets, and you all touch the top of your neck, is there a necklace that is thicker than the golden dog chain that the boss lady wants to cry about?"
Miao Bu took advantage of the proprietress who wanted to cry, opened a dog chain, closed a dog chain, and insinuated that she was a female dog.
Miao Bu asked all the women present, the big guy unconsciously touched his neck, picked up the necklace on the neck that was as thin as a line and looked at it, the big guy suddenly stopped breathing like a punctured ball, sighing one after another.
"Oh, it's really more popular than people, our conditions are not worse than the boss lady and want to cry, to put it bluntly, she is much stronger than her, you want to have a face and a neck and a neck, we are also white and white, how can it be like the boss lady wants to cry with a white face and a black neck, but she is wearing such a thick gold chain, what is the basis for this?"
Compare your own necklace with other people's necklaces, then compare your skin with others, and then compare your own body with others, all of a sudden the big guy's heart is extremely unbalanced, look at this boss lady really want to cry with a big neck like a fat sow, how can it be compared to a big difference compared to herself. But people are wearing big gold chains that shine gold, and as far as the golden color is concerned, there are no hundreds of thousands or even more that they can't buy.
"Why, the proprietress really wants to cry and marry a good husband, and his husband really wants to sing to make money, so he bought a golden dog chain for her fat pig's wife. ”
Miao Bu was loudly telling the big guy, and he also pulled the song hall owner to the front of him, pulling his hair and pointing at the big guy like a green onion.
"Big guy, see it, it's not that the proprietress wants to cry Tianzi Guose, but she was lucky to meet such a good husband who wants to sing comrades, this is called a blind cat touching a dead mouse, she met a money-making machine, I want to sing comrades is a cash cow, so if you want to cry, you are more blessed than wearing a golden dog chain. ”
The owner of the song hall wanted to sing a very personable person, and he was pulled by Miao Bu pulling his hair upside down, but he didn't complain at all, but greeted the big guy with a smile on his face like the Japanese surrendered.
"Hehe, the big guy is raising up the boss, the boss makes money in general, and it's not a cash cow, just a little money in general, raising a family and supporting a family, this is also a matter of the boss, don't worship the big guy too much, brother is just a legend." ”
The boss wanted to sing with a smug look on his face, and before he finished his sentence "Brother is just a legend", he was bitten by the boss's neck when he wanted to cry. The proprietress wanted to cry like a big female wolf dog, and she bit the neck of the girl who wanted to sing in one bite, as if the result of many trainings, quite skilled and accurate.
"I really want to sing, you fool, you can't tell the difference between what you want, this kid is talking about cool things, he just dug a grave, ready to bury your goods alive, you are still jumping in the head, you don't have to think about it, you cash cow is a ball, you are now a loser tree, just like the maple tree in autumn, then the speed of the lost money is like the autumn wind sweeping away the yellow leaves, you still have a ball of money." ”
The boss wanted to sing so much and was bitten by the neck of the cry, but he couldn't move, he barked like a dying dog.
"I want to cry, you hurry up and loosen your mouth, you loosen your mouth, why don't you distinguish between any occasions, and take out your housekeeping skills in this public place, bite me like at home, can you give me a little affection?"
No wonder the proprietress wants to cry and bite her neck, it turns out that she is in this habit, biting the neck of the boss who wants to sing is commonplace, and this is also a unique way to punish the good want to sing.
"Well, if you want the old lady to give face, then you have to have face to give, you men are so poor that you want face, you are so poor that you owe two bench debts, and you still have a swollen face and a fat man, this boss lady will not give you face, you must wake up this guy who wants to save face. ”
The proprietress really wants to cry but doesn't let go, the boss really wants to sing to the big guy to analyze himself, now he is a poor egg, don't look at himself dressed so glamorously and beautifully, that is a hypocritical surface, in fact, he is so poor that he doesn't wear underwear now, if he doesn't believe it, he can take off his pants on the spot to show everyone, to prove that he is really too poor to wear underwear.
Who wants to see the boss want to sing and take off his pants, what is there to see about him as a stinky man, wearing underwear is still like that, if you don't wear underwear, it will make people feel even more creepy.
But the proprietress really wanted to cry and didn't think so, she let go of her neck that wanted to sing, and directly pulled off her husband's pants that she wanted to sing.
The proprietress wanted to cry and pointed to the hairy place where her husband wanted to sing, and said loudly to the big guy, the voice was surprisingly loud, she was afraid that the big guy wouldn't hear it.
"Comrades, you all look here, you all look at the barren land of the husband of the boss, the boss is wrong, my husband is not a barren land, but a place overgrown with weeds, and his place is like a hairy egg.
Comrades, you see, the husband of this boss lady did not deceive you, he did not wear underwear, why didn't the husband of this boss wear underwear, it was all because he was poor, so poor that he couldn't afford to wear underwear.
Comrades, you are clear now, we really have no money, we are so poor that we can't afford to wear underwear, not only the husband of this boss lady can't afford to wear underwear, but even this boss lady can't afford to wear underwear, this boss lady has not worn underwear for three years.
Comrades, if you don't believe it, this boss lady can take off her pants on the spot, and let the big guy see if what this boss lady said is true?"
The proprietress really wants to cry is really a resolute person, she does what she says, she is about to take off her pants in front of everyone, and everyone is so embarrassed that the big guy also hurriedly waved her hand to signal her to stop.
"Boss, stop here, we believe that you are too poor to wear underwear, don't take off your pants here, the key is that your virtue is to take off your pants and no one will look at it!"
Everyone didn't want the boss lady to take off her pants, the real reason was because the boss lady looked unsatisfactory, and there was no ** she wanted to see, so the boss lady wanted to cry and stopped.
"Comrades, since you all believe in the words of this boss, then you still support this boss, and ask this little brother for a donation to this boss!"
The proprietress really wanted to cry and act in this play, taking off her husband's pants, and preparing to take off her pants to convince everyone, at this time Miao Buzheng spoke again.
"Everyone, you can't believe the words of the boss, they don't wear underwear, it doesn't mean that they are too poor to wear underwear, some people don't like to wear underwear for convenience, such as the couple is this kind of person.
Comrades, we are all faceless people, we can't take off our pants to talk about things, who can't take off our pants, to put it bluntly, I don't wear underwear now, I can take off my pants to show everyone, but this team leader can't do this kind of shameless thing.
Comrades, the big guys are all clear-eyed people, clear-eyed people know right and wrong at a glance, we still talk about the gold chain that the boss lady really wants to cry, such a thick gold chain, how can ordinary people who are so poor that they can afford to wear this chain, do you say?"
Miao Buzheng still grabbed the golden chain that the proprietress really wanted to cry and said something, which was also his most powerful weapon to prove that the fat pig-like proprietress in front of him wanted to cry.
That's true, the proprietress really wants to cry that the gold chain on her neck is too dazzling, it is too eye-catching, and there is a golden light on her neck, which also brightens the eyes of the big guy, people say why women are embarrassed by women, but women can't look down on other women who are stronger than themselves, more than they have, and they will overturn the vinegar jar like vinegar.
"Team Leader Miao, that's right, boss, your gold chain is too dazzling, how do you explain this gold chain, how can someone who is too poor to afford underwear wear hundreds of thousands of gold chains.
Boss, we now believe in the words of the leader of the Miao team, some people don't like to wear underwear for convenience, like you husband and wife are people looking for flowers and willows, supporting this and that, you are all people who are in the silver mess, and the silver mess is similar to the livestock, and you can get together anytime and anywhere.
Boss, this gold chain is the most telling thing, you can explain it well, since you are so poor, why do you still wear this golden chain to swagger through the market?"
Everyone asked the proprietress if she wanted to cry, and when she wanted to cry, she took off the gold chain around her neck, raised it high above her head, shook the necklace, and said loudly to the big guy.
"Comrades, this boss lady wants to say that this is a chain that leashes a dog, do you believe it?"
"Cut, boss, there's no bullying like you, this is a chain around your neck, but you say it's a dog chain in order to cheat us out of donations, we can't believe it!"
If the proprietress wants to cry, the big guys are angry, and they all think that it is too unscrupulous to want to cry, and they insist that this gold necklace is a chain for a dog.