It's a rare day to take a break, but it's a bad day outside, and it's raining heavily, so my original plan to play football has been frustrated, and now I can only huddle together with a writer in an abandoned house, a long-disabled panda, and a magician who can ignore the background with few words. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Darling, don't forget me~"

Ah yes, there is also a cute fresh Lori, at this time she is riding on the back of the golden panda like a queen, while slapping its big butt with bamboo, happy! But the golden panda looks very happy, as for why? You can see that it has been hanging that smiling face~ Although it is a tearful smiling face......

"It's so boring~!"

Throwing the comic book behind me, I leaned back on the back of the chair, put my hands behind my head, straightened out, and pressed my whole weight behind the legs of the chair, so that it hung in the air, and swayed back and forth with the strength of my heels.

"Fat blonde, let's do a striptease to relieve my boredom. ”

"But Darling doesn't have any clothes, huh?"

[Naked_without_pear (streaking without pressure)] This panda seems to be very proud, with a momentum of what you can do.

"It's okay, isn't it still hairy, just peel its skin. ”

So_evil (too evil)】

In the end, because none of the people at the scene had done rough work, and naturally they had no experience in peeling, the matter had to be abandoned, and the golden panda escaped.

……

At lunchtime, thanks to the function of making the fantasy come true, by referring to the cooking practices of food books, Xiao Lu Ying and I directly made up a bunch of valuable delicacies that ordinary people generally find difficult to eat once.

Seeing the tempting aroma of meat and seafood on the table, even Wang Zhongming, who wanted to play a few more games and eat again, couldn't help but come up.

Xiao Lu Ying clasped her hands together and said happily: "Then, I'm moving!"

"There's no need to learn the rules of Japan even for a meal......" Wang Zhongming, who hid a faint indignant attribute, frowned.

"Superficial. Xiao Lu Ying sandwiched a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs, and said with chopsticks: "Don't you say I'm going out when you go out?"

University graduates are being educated by elementary school students.

The cute Wang Zhongming didn't seem to notice this, thought about it and replied honestly: "This really won't ......"

You're out of help.

The golden panda, who was reluctant to gnaw bamboo, naturally also went to the table, and when Wang Zhongming stretched out his evil hand to a red puffing hairy crab, the golden panda used his fat hand to pick up chopsticks and grab it first.

"......" by Wang Zhongming

The golden panda moved away from the hairy crab, put the crab roe inside into its mouth, and ......

"Did you know that crab roe is actually the ovaries of female crabs? Wang Zhongming's words made a certain panda vomit on the ground.

Speaking of which, for some reason, I suddenly remembered that Ke Wanduo ate human flesh in order to survive, so these animals we eat are also living on their organs.

"I have no appetite. Xiao Lu Ying put down her chopsticks in disappointment.

"Sakura-chan, don't you like these very much, why don't you eat them?" I said, taking a bite of a roast duck leg.

"Woo~ Just thinking that we are eating the bodies of these small animals, I feel ...... I can't eat them anymore, they are living beings, but we kill and eat them. ”

This kid has also reached the point where he can think about these philosophical questions, but ......

"You're thinking too much, Sakura-chan. With a smile on his face from a senior who had already crossed the threshold looking at a junior who was facing the same difficulties, I asked, "What do you think of the tiger?"

"Woo... It's powerful, it's fierce. ”

"And what kind of mood did you feel when it caught the antelope reindeer?"

"I think...... The lambs and fawns are pitiful. Xiao Lu Ying pouted.

"Yes, in front of the ferocious carnivorous beasts, the strength of these herbivores is really nothing, so why are they not extinct?"

Wang Zhongming was just about to open his mouth to answer, but I glared at him and swallowed the words back, I'm enlightening Lori, don't be blind.

Xiao Lu Ying tilted her little head and frowned, and replied very uncertainly: "Because you can't finish eating?"

( ゚′Д ゚) the groove actually guessed right!

"Ahem! That's right, because you can't finish eating, the further down the food chain, the more productive it is, compared to the herbivores that are harmless to humans, the number of those fierce beasts is too scarce, in order to survive this is also a matter of course, if it were not for this, the ecosystem of nature would have collapsed long ago, and the grass eaters and carnivores would have to play together. ”

"Hmm. Xiao Lu Ying listened carefully.

"Then you don't think it's unreasonable, don't forget that human beings are a group standing at the top of the food chain, but the number is quite a lot, so eating the species at the bottom is just following the laws of heaven and earth, and you can't blame anyone, in fact, it is human beings who are restraining themselves, if it weren't for the rules they made to restrain themselves, then many creatures in the lower layers of the food chain would have been extinct long ago, and human beings have the power to destroy those species at any time, but they didn't do that but protected them, so they should also thank us, and there is nothing to feel guilty about eating them with a little meat, right? ！”

"Yes! Then I'm going!"

In the end, under my righteous and righteous words, and the passionate speech comparable to the Führer, Xiao Lu Ying regained her pride in human beings and happily ate it.

The will of the leaders is great and guides the correct thinking of the masses of the people, but there are still stubborn opponents who do not accept the party's great policy.

[Cheat, Continue_Cheat (flicker, then flicker)]

"This thing is instilling the wrong knowledge in Lori again, human beings have broken away from the food chain of nature and are in their own right. And for Mao, I think the level of foolishness of this pseudo-Niang Shen has risen again. "Wang Zhongming, who has broken thoughts.

Rice, you still have to continue eating.

In order to take the exam, Xiao Lu Ying really asked for the shadow, and when the golden panda licked the honey, I spit out: "It is said that the honey is actually the vomit of bees!"

…… The ground was stained again.

"Oh, I see. Xiao Lu Ying was very calm.

"yes. I pinched my chin, "Expensive high-grade bird's nest is actually swallow's saliva!"

"There is also ......" Wang Zhongming said that he also wanted to play: "The snow clam stewed with papaya is actually the oviduct of the female forest frog!"

The golden panda, which had just been stuffed with a mouthful of snow clams, was squirting furiously.

"That thing called bamboo shoot jelly, don't think it's a bamboo shoot because it's called a bamboo shoot, it's actually a flesh-colored worm!"

It seems that there is such a dish on the table, but I didn't think about it when I made it up according to the food book just now, and the result was ...... It turns out that this is the legendary contemplation and extreme fear!

"Flowers are actually the genitals of plants. ”

I can't look directly at a flower anymore!

"Cat poop coffee isn't just cat poop. ”

…… You're kidding me.

"The organic vegetables you like are actually grown up eating and drinking urine. ”

Bang!

A corpse collapsed on the ground with vomit all over the floor, sick to death.