Chapter 2: Niel
He Xiangdong saw that he couldn't hide, and said with a sad and indignant face: "I was thinking that at the beginning, there was a reckless person in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty. Since the Taoyuan uprising, the uncle's surname is Liu Mingbei Xuande, and his family lives in Dashu Lousang. The second brother's surname is Guan Mingyu Ziyunchang, and he lives in Xie Liang County, Puzhou, Shanxi. The third brother's surname is Zhang Feizi Yide, and he lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou. The follow-up fourth brother, surnamed Zhao Mingyun Zilong, lived in Changshan County, Zhending Prefecture, and won a hundred (bo fourth tone) battles, and was later named a winning general. ”
There are rules for the rhythm and rhyme in the cross talk, such as Bai needs to be pronounced as bo (fourth tone), white needs to be pronounced as bo (second tone), and there is a dish in the name of the dish Jiang rice stuffed duck, which is stuffed into rang (fourth tone).
It's also strange to say that He Xiangdong, who was still bitter in front of him, really entered the work, but his eyebrows flew and danced, not showing timidity at all, dancing with his hands and feet to describe the battle scene with body language: "It's just that in front of Changsaka Slope, there was a fierce battle, Zhao Yun broke into Cao Ying alone, cut down two shots of Daxu, and captured three guns. The horse fell into the pit, and it was worth dying. On the top of Cao Mengde Mountain, I saw a young general wearing white (bo second sound), white helmet, white armor, white flag leaning, and a white dragon horse hand making a bright silver spear, which was really a brave general. I thought, if I accept this general, why worry about the big thing! There is a love in my heart, there is a secret Xu Shu to protect Zhao Yun, Xu Shu entered Cao Ying without saying a word, today I saw General Zhao's horse fall into the pit, it can be wasted, and the mouth is respectful: "Prime Minister, do you have the meaning of loving the general?"
He Xiangdong turned around, stared at his eyebrows and pursed his lips, and made Cao Cao's appearance: "Cao Cao said: 'Exactly. ”
Then he turned around and bowed down, made a Xu Shu form, and said, "Xu Shu said: 'Why don't you take this general?'"
He Xiangdong pretended to be Cao Cao again, stretched out his hand and ordered: "Cao Cao hurriedly gave an order: 'Order out of the mountain to shake, the three armies will hear clearly, I want to live Zhao Yun, don't die Zilong.'" If a soldier and a general injure the life of General Zhao, 830,000 horses and 51 generals will fight with him. When the generals heard this, they did not dare to advance, but to retreat. That Zhao Yun carried the young master in one battle, and the special courage of the general who often won the second battle, and killed seven in and seven out, and then broke out of the encirclement. ”
"As soon as Cao Cao saw that such a brave general could let go, he chased closely behind, and chased in front of Dangyang Bridge, Zhang Fei arrived and shouted: 'Fourth brother, don't panic, a certain family is here, it doesn't matter!' Let go of Zhao Yun's people, Cao Cao rushed to see Zhao Yun, only to see a black-faced man standing on the bridge, Cao Cao hurriedly asked Xiahoudun: 'Who is this black-faced man?' Xiahou said: "He is Zhang Fei, a ...... Reckless people. ”
Cao Cao was taken aback when he heard this, thinking that when Guan Gong beheaded Yan Liang in Baimapo, he once said to a certain family that he had a third brother, surnamed Zhang Mingfei Yide, and took the head of the general in the million army like a bag to take things, and looked at the pattern in general. 'Remove the umbrella cover of a certain Qingluo family, and see how the reckless martial arts are. ”
"Qingluo's umbrella cover is removed. Speaking of this, He Xiangdong took a breath and condensed, the next paragraph is the fastest stage of the entire penetration, and it is getting faster and faster, which is also a challenge for him, but seeing He Xiangdong's lips flying up and down, the speed of speech is extremely fast, and the words are extremely clear.
I saw Zhang Feibao's head ringed eyes, his face was like tough iron, bright and translucent, bright and black, and he had a pair of black steel hair under his chin, like a steel needle, just like an iron wire, wearing an iron helmet, two dragons fighting treasures, Zhu Ying fluttering, embedded with eight treasures, Yunluo umbrella cover flower crown in long, wearing a lock word big leaf chain armor, lined with soap robes, foot pedaling tiger head combat boots, crotch dismounting, thousands of miles of smoke and cloud beasts, hand envoy eight snake spears. Standing on the bridge, gritting his teeth, beating his chest with resentment, and scolding: 'Cao **** and listen to the truth, today there is your family Zhang Sanye here, you are waiting or attack, or fight, or advance, or retreat, or fight, or fight, do not attack, do not fight, do not advance, do not retreat, do not fight, do not fight, you are a puppet. With one shout, Cao Bing retreated, shouted twice and went down the river, and shouted three times to break the Dangyang Bridge. ”
After this penetration, He Xiangdong's forehead was already covered with fine beads of sweat, which showed that he had sold his strength. He Xiangdong carried one hand behind him, and pointed out with the other hand and two fingers, and came to a very beautiful finish: "Later generations have a poem to praise and say: 'Save Zhao Yun in front of Changban Slope, drink back Cao Cao's million army, surnamed Zhang Mingfei Yide, and recklessly hit people through the ages!'"
"Good. Master Fang Wenqi gave a thumbs up, praised it, and had to praise, for a nine-year-old child, it is really rare to be able to bring a reckless person with eight screens to this point.
He Xiangdong wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead and smiled proudly: "What's the matter, this job is good." ”
Fang Wenqi nodded in agreement: "Thanks to you for having a good master." ”
He Xiangdong looked disgusted, he usually practiced a lot of effort, just take Zhao Yun riding a white dragon horse and holding a silver spear, but this action, He Xiangdong practiced no less than 10,000 times.
He rode a long bench under his crotch and held a long stick in his hand, acting like a horse fighting a war. Don't think this is some fun thing, you may think it's a little interesting to get it for a minute or two, but for a whole day, a whole month, your legs have to be worn out, and the master is standing next to him with a stick, and the action is not standard is a stick down, and it is very hard for artists to learn art.
Like in the past, in order to play these characters and fight, some cross talk artists learned from martial artists, and they really learned the style, which shows the artist's exquisiteness. There is also a distinction between literary and martial arts in cross talk, Wen is afraid of articles, and Wu is afraid of big bodyguards, none of which are simple.
However, He Xiangdong's mind is not on art now, and his head looks in the direction of the back gate from time to time.
Fang Wenqi was amused in his heart, and he also knew what He Xiangdong was going to do, so he said directly at the moment: "Okay, don't look at it, if you want to find your child daughter-in-law, just look for it, remember to come back early." ”
"Okay. He Xiangdong agreed, and then rushed to the door.
"This kid. Fang Wenqi grinned, put his hands behind his back, hummed a little song in his mouth, and walked towards the house step by step.
He Xiangdong ran out of the door with joy, and a pair of small short legs were fast.
In 84, the traffic in the suburbs of Tianjin was not as congested as in later generations, and cars were a rare thing in those days, so children don't have to worry about anything on the road, just pay attention to bicycles.
He Xiangdong and his master lived in the east of the county, close to the countryside, which was considered a suburb at that time, and the ground was a road paved with yellow mud, and it was also put together with rectangular bluestone slabs. This kind of old road is good on a sunny day, but when it rains, it will be a crime, and you can go out and come back with two catties of mud.
After a trot, He Xiangdong came to an old-fashioned farmhouse courtyard, and he didn't go in, but jumped to the side very familiarly, jumped on a stone pier, and looked inside.
In front of a little girl with pigtails is a flat round wooden-framed leather-noodle drum, supported on a bamboo frame composed of several bamboo sticks, and the little girl holds a wooden uniform board in one hand and a bamboo drum in the other.
The mouth sang: "The grass under the slope of Ma Wei is green, and there is still a concubine mausoleum today, and there are poems on the inscription wall that are all hated, and there are no guests in the ancestral hall without hurt." Wanli West Patrol Gentleman, please go, He Lao sighed on a rainy night. Yang Guifei's fragrance was scattered under the pear blossom tree, and Chen Yuanli led the soldiers to protect the car. Sigh the king's desolation and loneliness, one heart seems to be drunk, two tears are like pouring ......"
Singing is the masterpiece of Beijing Yun master Luo Yusheng "Sword Pavilion Ringing", the little girl who sings the Beijing Yun drum is called Tian Jiani, who is He Xiangdong's new friend, because she is two years older than He Xiangdong, so she has always been jokingly called He Xiangdong's child daughter-in-law by Fang Wenqi.
There was also an old man standing opposite the little girl, completely different from Fang Wenqi's sloppy appearance, this old man was dressed exquisitely, with a long shirt and a horse coat, cloth shoes, his hair was combed back upside down, not messy, and there was a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose, which looked like an old-school intellectual.
The old man's name is Bai Qiang, and he is Tian Jiani's master.