Chapter 7: Why Did You Bite Me!
"Oh my God...... A dog can actually talk...... I rub, am I crazy or am the dogs crazy?"
When the big stupid dog heard this, he immediately raised his head and moved his mouth very dissatisfied: "Declare in advance, I am not a dog, I am a roaring dog, why do you treat me as a dog like those mortals..."
Ning Hao swallowed his saliva to calm his complicated feelings, he squatted down and asked tentatively, "Since you are a roaring dog...... Then you and yesterday's old man are ...... Immortals?"
The whistling dog nodded, as if there was nothing surprising about all this. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Ning Hao stretched out his hands and rubbed his temples and said incoherently: "Wait, if you are immortals, then why did you come to the mortal world to order food? How did you order? Why did you come to me? This system of home riders is still on the side of your Heavenly Court?"
The Roaring Sky Dog was not moved in the slightest in the face of Ning Hao's series of questions, and after making sure that the box containing the ham sausage was not damaged, it raised the dog's head, and the dog's mouth grinned to both sides.
This thing is laughing!
"Yesterday, Yue Lao told the immortal friends of the Heavenly Court about you, and I happened to want to eat ham sausages again, so I tried to contact you, but I didn't expect to really feel you with my immortal sense, so I waited here. ”
Ning Hao was silent for a while when he heard this, and probably had a reliable guess.
The immortals of Heavenly Court wanted to eat something from the mortal world, but they chose themselves for some reason, but Heavenly Court did not have a mobile phone, let alone taste the word that it was taken out at home.
But as long as they want to eat in their hearts, their mobile phones will receive their orders, but the gods don't know what the rider system is, they just think in their hearts, and they will receive the order.
As for why the immortals knew about the food in the mortal world, and where the money received by the shops came from, Ning Hao didn't know, maybe it was all done by the immortals using some kind of magical power.
But there is always a reason for anything to happen, why would Yue Lao and this big stupid dog find him? Ning Hao was very distressed in his heart.
"Okay, I don't care how you find me, and I don't care what order you place, but what I want to say is that I don't do me any good at all when I send you orders, I can live by getting good reviews!" Ning Hao said helplessly.
Anyway, the facts are already clear to him, Yue Lao and the Roaring Sky Dog are indeed heavenly immortals, but what about immortals?
The gods can't give Ning Hao praise, and if there is no praise, Ning Hao's order acceptance rate will drop, and it will be a problem to be full and clothed at that time.
The Roaring Sky Dog glanced at Ning Hao with disdain, this was the first time in Ning Hao's life that he saw the dog rolling his eyes at him.
"Don't worry, I can't let you work in vain, Yue Lao rewarded you with the marriage rope yesterday, then I mean a little thing."
Ning Hao's eyes lit up instantly when he heard this, the power of the old moon marriage rope He has seen it today, if every immortal who places an order gives himself some treasure, praise or something is a floating cloud.
When the time comes, whoever he wants to soak, he only needs to take the old moon's marriage rope and tie it, what school flower, Lori, female teacher, royal sister...... They all had to revolve around themselves, and when that day came, he flipped the cards like the ancient emperor and decided who to go with at night.
Just as Ning Haomei was thinking about it, he didn't expect the roaring dog to suddenly rise up, and "Boom!" according to his thigh.
"Ahh
Ning Hao let out an earth-shattering scream, retracted his leg suddenly, and the Roaring Sky Dog also appropriately let go of his mouth and jumped to the side.
"You...... Why are you biting me?"
Ning Hao complained while rolling up his trouser legs, he saw that there were two rows of uneven tooth marks on his knees, and it was very, very painful to touch it, but he looked at it through the street lamp for a long time but no blood flowed out.
"The reason why I bite you is all for your own good, you already know the dangers of the mortal world in the mortal world, and I am here to help you...... There are more people in the world who want me to bite, and you should feel honored. The whistling dog sat on the ground and held its head high.
"Honoring you, uncle! I can't get rabies! ”
Ning Hao couldn't help but yell, he thought that the Roaring Sky Dog would give him some kind of dog food or dog chain to dominate the world, but he didn't expect to be bitten by this big stupid dog.
The Roaring Sky Dog glanced at Ning Hao and said, "Ignorant! I have said that I am not a dog, what kind of rabies do you have?" Forget it...... Remembering that you are a mortal now, I don't care about you, I will go first."
"Tell me why you chose me to deliver the order to you!"
"I'm not free, let the other immortals tell you. ”
After speaking, the Howling Sky Dog leaned down next to the box of Danhui ham sausages, and arched the box twice with its head, but it found that it couldn't arch at all, let alone hold it.
Next, this thing made a move that Ning Hao will never forget.
Seeing that the two front legs of this cargo slowly lifted, it stood up directly against the two hind legs, it picked up the box of ham sausages with its two front paws, and walked away from a distance with two dog legs very calmly like a human, and finally disappeared from Ning Hao's sight.
"This thing...... How can it be like its owner, so it can be pretended!"
Ning Hao gritted his teeth and rubbed his thighs, while straightening up and looking around, his company had just closed down for rectification and had no financial resources, not to mention, he had to go to the hospital for a rabies vaccine, which made Ning Hao feel very aggrieved.
He didn't believe the howling dog, a rabies attack would kill people.
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When Ning Hao returned home in a huff, the fat man had already fallen asleep on the bed on all fours, and the snoring sound was louder than thunder, and Ning Hao had long been accustomed to it.
He took off his pants and went into the toilet, rubbed soap on the two rows of dog teeth marks on his thighs, and then carefully rinsed them with a spray head before he went back to bed and lay down.
Theoretically speaking, as long as the wound does not bleed after being bitten by a dog, he will not get rabies, but after Ning Hao came back to scrub the wound, a little blood flowed out, and he didn't know if it was because of the bite of the roaring dog, or because he scrubbed too hard.
He was distraught with the quilt on his body, so he simply didn't think about it so much, for the sake of his own life, he would have to go to the hospital tomorrow to get a rabies vaccine anyway.
……
In the dead of night, Ning Hao and the fat man slept very deeply in their respective beds, the cool evening breeze blew in from the window, Ning Hao turned over, the fat man whined and scratched his belly twice, with a stupid smile on his face, I don't know what kind of obscene dream he was doing.
At this time, opposite the apartment where Ning Hao and the others lived, on the rooftop of a residential building.
A long-haired woman in a tight red dress was standing in the middle of the rooftop with her shoulders crossed, this woman had a great figure, convex and backward, and her skin under the red dress was very fair.
Underneath her slender eyebrows are a pair of charming eyes, a delicate nose and red lips with a round face, which makes her whole person look more plump and provocative.
"Is this the place?
The sound of silver bells was very seductive in the night sky, and the wind blew, blowing her long waterfall-like hair, revealing the golden gourd-shaped earrings on her ears, which shimmered with golden light in the night sky, and looked very spiritual.
From where the woman stood, she could just see Ning Hao in the apartment building in the distance, she took two steps forward, and the red high heels on her feet made a series of clicking sounds with her steps.
"It's just...... He's such a hot potato, it's not easy to eat it all in his mouth......"
The woman muttered to herself as she turned and walked back.
It's just that the moment she turned around, a fluffy tail was swinging back and forth under her skirt.