On the way to Tianju Palace

"If the earth recover......s," Liu'er said with emotion, "I just, I will plant trees, well, yes, plant trees." ”

"Okay" Leng Zhong couldn't help but applaud when he heard this, he was practicing the ability of the wood system, and when he heard that someone was making wood, he was naturally extremely excited, and he gave Liu'er a thumbs up and praised: "Your wishes are very practical, compared to them, you have to be much more realistic, and, I don't know why?" I see you're getting more and more cute, hehe, that's it, in fact, we have two friends who have been following, called Moss, and Yusheng, they're just the same as you think, and now it's realistic to go back and plant trees, so tell me what you think, and I can introduce them to you. ”

"Idea, it's very simple, but planting trees is the first priority, hey, let you praise me like this, I'm a little embarrassed, hehehehe......" Liu'er's face was ruddy, according to physiology, it's embarrassing.

"Let's talk about it, let's talk about it......" Leng Zhong smiled at Liu'er and said excitedly: "You, talk about it." ”

"I want to plant a tree" Liu'er shouted very firmly: "I want to plant that kind of tree, that tree, it is not branches and leaves that grow on it, it is all noodles and noodles, I want to build the primeval forest of the whole earth, but the tree of the primeval forest, wow, it is not branches and leaves......"

"It's the noodles and the noodles," the little old man replied with a grin.

"Yes," Liu'er affirmed.

"To the fart old girl" coldly twisted his ass and walked away.

"Don't do this, don't do this. Qi'er came over and reproached Liu'er and said: "I've heard of the cash cow, but I've never heard of the dough tree, I advise you, cut down all your dough trees, throw them into San'er's coffee ocean, and feed those coffee fish......"

"Yes," the little old man replied, "Fish out those coffee fish and give them to me."

"Then you'll have to pay," Qi'er replied with the same smile.

"Don't talk about money, talking about money hurts feelings. The little old man glared at Qi'er, who was not interested, and then began to comb the hair of the thief rat who was sitting down.

Qi'er looked at the little old man, glanced at the thief rat again, shook his head, and said to the little old man with emotion: " Since beating me, after seeing you, wow, I will see that you are very angry, you are too disagreeable, ah, riding such a big thief mouse, why not carry out a variety of operations to make some money, ah, this thief mouse can not be fed in vain, you can use it to engage in transportation, engage in the transportation industry, use this thief mouse to drag goods and carry passengers or something, I tell you seriously, within 60 years, you will make a fortune with this thief mouse; ah, yes, also, you can also engage in tourism, you can show the thief mouse exhibition to people who have never seen the thief rat to see the thief mouse, and the ticket to watch the thief mouse is also a means to make money, I tell you seriously,People who have never seen a thief and a mouse,Hi go,To be honest, there are few people who have seen it at all.,You sell tickets for seven yuan a piece.,Why sell it for seven yuan?No, I'm a seven-child.,I'm a money demon.,You don't sell seven yuan for a few dollars?Well,Sell tickets for seven yuan.,Three seven twenty-one,Seven seven forty-nine,Forty-nine plus forty-nine get ninety-six,Ninety-six plus ninety-six get five hundred and eighteen,Hey,A morning and afternoon plus night,Plus countless mornings and afternoons plus nights,I promise,You'll make a lot of noise;How? Don't want to engage in tourism? Too tired, tourism is also tired? Look at you, you don't look like a person who can endure hard work, that's good, then? Well, also, it is said that this thief is still quite good at making holes, grass, look at me, what is it said? This rat holes, that's normal work, I mean, you can rent out the thief rat, let it dig coal, pump oil, suck natural gas or something, so that you, as its party A, can also make a fortune; and also, and you said, you have been drinking thief rat milk to live, this is not a business, you, you can squeeze the milk of the thief rat and sell it, well, cut the thin slices quickly, small profits but quick turnover, add up to a lot, well, a liter of thief rat milk sells for a dime, ten liters is ten cents, if you sell a hundred liters, a thousand liters, ten thousand liters, calculate, how many centsYou calculate, you don't have to count, I'll do it for you, well, one by one gets one, one seven gets seven, two seventy-four, three seven twenty-one, one liter and one dime, ten thousand liters yes? Well, it's a lot anyway, and there's ......."

"And I can tear your mouth and feed my thief rat. The little old man said with great dissatisfaction.

"Don't go to your heart, don't go to your heart......" Ba'er came over to relieve Qi'er: "Friend, you have to go away, drink this glass of wine, no matter how far you can go, cheers, friend......"

Ba'er said that he emotionally pulled out a belt from his body, and took out two bowls out of nowhere, Ba'er pulled out the peach wood cork on the belt, and a gas of sake lees filled the air......

Ba'er poured these two bowls full of wine in his belt, and then Ba'er picked up a bowl, held it with both hands, and handed it to the little old man's mouth, after all, it was real wine, and its mellow aroma was still a little, the smell of this wine first stimulated the little old man's nose, and then along the esophagus and trachea, until it reached the little old man's stomach, the little old man began to have stomach cramps, then snot and tears, and finally Harazi, the little old man swallowed Harazi in order not to fall......

"Hey, hey~~~" The little old man smiled, and was just about to pick it up, when he heard Ba'er say emotionally: "Do you have any feelings?" Drink this bowl of wine, friend, please watch me drink this bowl of wine." ”

After that, Ba'er drank it all.

The little old man had no choice but to take back the hand he had just raised, and said helplessly: "Why do you want me to see you drink this bowl of wine, widow, I also want to drink." ”

Then, Ba'er picked up the second bowl of wine, too, and raised it to the little old man's mouth, Ba'er said with the same emotion: "After doing this bowl of wine, we will always be friends." Friend, there's nothing to say, I'll do it first. ”

After that, Ba'er drank it all again.

The little old man sighed and said, "After this bowl of wine, we will always be friends." You do it yourself first, and you and yourself are friends. ”

Then, Ba'er poured the two empty bowls full of wine, raised them to the little old man's mouth together, and said: "Good things come in pairs, always healthy, friends get together, drink happily." Friend, just let me drink this double bowl of bar......"

With that, he brought the two bowls of wine to his mouth and drank them all.

"Rely on" the little old man said angrily: "Friends get together and drink happily." Friends? It should be 'friends', you have one less 'guy', just let me drink this double bowl of wine, why do you have to let you drink this double bowl of wine? should it be 'just let us drink this double bowl of bar' or one less 'we', your sister's sister's sister's sister, in fact, this double bowl of wine, should have my share. ”

Then, Ba'er poured a bowl full of wine and raised it to the little old man's mouth......

"I said," the little old man pushed away the wine bowl handed over by Ba'er, frowned, and said, "If you don't invite me to drink sincerely, don't raise it to my mouth, okay?"

"Hahaha~~" Ba'er laughed heartily, and handed the wine bowl to the little old man's mouth again, the smell of wine stimulated the little old man's stomach again, and the little old man's whole body began to stir again......

Ba'er said frankly: "The feelings are deep and boring, and the feelings are shallow; the feelings are thin and you can't drink them, but the feelings are thick enough to drink; you have to share good wine, how can you not give it to your friends? Ten years of cultivation and sitting on the same second-way bus is a fate, am I right? Friend." ”

"Yes, drip, drip" The little old man smiled happily: "What you said is so right, getting together is fate, and you can ......cross the same boat for ten years."

"What did you say?" Ba'er's eyes were about to stand up.

"I said, I said that getting together is fate, and I have been in the same boat for ten years......" The little old man looked dazed.

"Alas" Ba'er shook his head painfully: "Friend, you said 'ten years of repairing the same boat', but I said, 'ten years of repairing the same two-way bus', you are a waterway, and I am a dry road, all mistakes are my fault, so, in order to express my guilt, I am willing to punish myself with a cup as punishment." ”

With that, Ba'er took back the wine bowl that had been handed to the little old man's mouth and drank it all by himself.

"You, you kid is too good at drinking, why can't you give me some?" The little old man was so anxious that he reached out and snatched the wine bag in Ba'er's arms......

"It's gone" Ba'er smiled and took out the wine bag in his arms, and sure enough, he was suffocated, and Ba'er deliberately stroked it with his hands, but not a drop of wine flowed out.

"I don't care" the little old man stubbornly said: "You, you go home now and bring me a bag of wine, I want to drink it, if you think slowly, then I can lend you the thief mouse to ride, scold, who let you just fool me, ah, fool me......"

"What?" Ba'er's eyes widened, and he said in his heart: Let me go back and get you wine, what do you want? I've seen shameless, but I've never seen you so shameless.

"Okay," Ba'er replied quite happily: "But what, you have to wait." ”

"Yes" The little old man was not ambiguous: "Just wait, I have the time and patience, go back and get the wine." ”

"Okay" Ba'er said decisively: "You just wait here, hum, the eldest husband has nine wine tripods in one word, freezes to death in the windward station, starving to death birds in the sky, in a word: If I don't come, you are not allowed to go." ”

"I have a thief mouse" The little old man said-for-tat: "Tell you nothing, I am hungry, I eat the thief mouse's milk, thirsty, I drink the thief's mouse's milk, when it is cold, I lie under the thief's stomach, when it is hot, I climb on the back of the thief mouse, how can you drop me?

"Look at the people" Qin Shou smiled at Leng Huang, who was closest to him: "People raise thieves and rats, and they have thief rats to eat, but it's a pity, your little master raised you, and he didn't mix your milk to drink." ”

Leng Huang said angrily: "People are cattle people, what's the matter, people are public, what's the matter, what's the matter." ”

"That's good" Ba'er said: "You just wait here, when the earth recovers, I will find some better red sorghum seeds, and then plant them, watering and fertilizing will not be sloppy, well, when the corn is ripe, I will harvest, and then, ferment the millet, I want to make some old wine, the fermentation time must not be short, how to get seventy-seven forty-nine, if seventy-seven forty-nine is not enough, then eight eight sixty-four, nine nine eighty-one, anyway, the time is not short, wait for the time, ah! The exciting time has finally arrived, and I just, I opened the wine tank, and wow, fresh barley beer, finally brewed, and the pure aroma of the wine went straight to the nose and eyes......"

"Why do I get more confused the more I listen to it?" the little old man finally couldn't help it: "If I'm not mistaken, what you said at the beginning was that you were looking for some good red sorghum seeds......"

"That's right," Ba'er replied.

"Then the red sorghum seeds are planted, and the watering and fertilization are not sloppy...... the old man said.

"Yes," Ba'er replied with a smile.

"But I wondered, you planted sorghum seeds, but when the corn is ripe, you will harvest it, and then ferment the millet, you want to make some old wine?" the little old man asked a series of questions.

"This?" Ba'er's rosacea nose flushed: "This, you don't understand, I mean grain, you know grain, what is there to doubt about grain winemaking." ”

"What the hell are you?" the little old man was angry: "Your seventy-seven forty-nine, eighty-eighty-sixty-four, ninety-nine-eighty-one, whether it is heaven or year, or seconds, you have to make it clear, right? Also, you say that you want to make old wine, but how to open the wine trough, wow, is it fresh barley beer? Also, since it is barley beer, how is it the pure aroma of wine, and it goes straight to your nose and eyes, you must have a limit to fooling......

"It's all fooled, what is the limit?" Ba'er said strongly: "Didn't I say it clearly, grain makes wine, since it's all grain, do you care if it's sorghum or grapes......"

"Just what are you talking about?" the little old man said angrily: "I want to drink liquor, you bring beer, I want to drink beer, you send wine, it's all made of grain, but is it like that?"

"Well, you don't have to wait. Ba'er relaxed for a moment, thinking about quickly releasing the little old man's promise, otherwise it would always be uncomfortable to be chased, so he said: "Actually, even if you wait, until the end, my wine is brought and you don't drink it, wouldn't it be a pity." ”

"Then I'll wait" I didn't expect the little old man's temper to come up, and it seemed that he really wanted to confront Ba'er to the end. (To be continued.) )