"How can Shikigami have a heartbeat? Shikigami is the spiritual energy born from all things in heaven and earth, and can be transformed into any form, some Shikjin is transformed into plants, some Shikijin is turned into animals, and some are turned into rocks or weapons, such a basic course, I shouldn't need to teach you, right? I can't even recognize Shikigami, stupid enough, but no wonder you, it's my sparrow acting skills are too good, pretending to be dead and pretending to be too similar, when Amber appeared with her in her mouth, I was almost fooled for a moment. ”

Nangong Douling teased the sparrow with her fingers, "Her name is Qingdou, but unfortunately I don't have aura now, so I can't ask her to turn into a human form to show you." ”

Li Xuan was confused, "What do you mean by this, why are you using a Shikijin to trick me?"

He turned his head to look at Nangong Cassia Ming.

Nangong Cassia was also puzzled, "Douling! You bastard! Why are you playing tricks on your uncle!

"I'm just testing whether he has sympathy," Nangong Douling turned his head to look at Li Xuan and said: "You are not bad, you can feel sorry for a sparrow like this, it seems that you are really kind-hearted." Master has always said that you are very upright, I didn't believe it before, but now I am convinced. Uncle Shi is on top, and he is worshiped by his niece. ”

Nangong Dou Ling said, knelt down, and knocked his head three times.

Li Xuxuan hurried over, knelt down on one knee, and helped her up, "I just thought you were willful and cruel, and you said something heavy that shouldn't be said, and I apologize to you, I'm sorry." ”

Nangong Douling felt that his expression was very funny. How stupid is this man, like a piece of wood, strangely dull.

"I went to wash rice and cook. Gather slowly, brothers and sisters. ”

"I'm here to help. Li said on his own initiative.

"You're a guest, how can you cook?" Nangong Cassia stopped: "Just sit down and drink tea and wait for dinner." ”

"It's fine. Li Xuduan followed Nangong Douling into the kitchen.

Nangong Cassia couldn't help him, "What are young people thinking now, will they be blessed and ......" He shook his head, picked up the teacup, turned on the TV and began to change the channel.

Nangong Douling said, "You don't have to pretend to follow me in, what will you help?"

"I live alone in the countryside, I cook three meals a day, I can cook, don't worry, don't make trouble for you. ”

"Really......" Nangong Douling handed him a basket of potatoes, "peel the skin." ”

Nangong Douling put the rice into the pot, took out the beef from the refrigerator and put it on the cutting board, she said: "'Resurrection Technique', I know that you and Master can use this spell, but to be honest, I don't see it rarely, and there is nothing remarkable." ”

"Bringing the dead back to life, isn't it a big deal?"

"Don't you think this spell is very evil? It resurrects the dead, but the dead are not like the real living, they are simply the living dead, how can this be regarded as bringing the dead back to life? To put it bluntly, it is just to let his body continue to exist in this world. ”

"Indeed, after being resurrected by the 'Resurrection of the Dead' spell, not only does he not have the heartbeat and breath, but he also loses the consciousness of his whole body, because the cells of his body are dead, and he relies on the caster's mental power to maintain his actions. Moreover, this person cannot die again, no matter how many injuries he takes, the wound will not bleed or heal, and if his head is cut off, he will be able to move normally, unless the caster himself dies. ”

Nangong Douling smashed a piece of garlic clove with a kitchen knife with a "bang", "So, how can there be a real 'resurrection technique'? I see, this spell should be renamed 'zombie technique', I never ask the master to teach me this trick, if I teach me, I will not use it on anyone, so that a person who is not dead or alive will be more painful, this is the real cruelty." ”

Li Xuan handed her the peeled potatoes, "I just said that you are cold-blooded, don't be angry." ”

"You're also impulsive, I don't blame you. Nangong Douling held a kitchen knife and said to him: "It's good for you to steal the limelight from me, I should have caught the thief to the police station with my own hands, but now you have become a hero, is it refreshing?"

"If you don't give me a chance to explain, what can I do. I caught thieves, not to be a hero, but to be able to help others and make a small effort. ”

Nangong Douling was impressed with him. This is a man who does not seek fame and fortune.

"You used the 'Dream Charm' to trick me before, and I used Shikishen to trick you back, which is considered to be even. ”

"It's really wronged. Li Xuan shook his head, "How could I have guessed that you could actually comprehend the 'Dream Spell' as a form of body technique? Among all the secret techniques of the Xuanmen in the world, how can there be such a spell as a doppelganger?"

Nangong Douling sighed, "If only I really had a doppelganger technique, I wouldn't have to work so hard to clean the house, I would be fifty and I would be able to complete the housework in five minutes." ”

Nangong Douling found that he was staring intently at the side face of his chopping vegetables, "Hey, uncle, you look at me with such eyes, do I owe you money?"

After her reminder, Li Xuan realized that his gaze was not very polite, he lowered his head and continued to peel the potatoes, "Your name is interesting, why is it called Douchi?"

"It was taken by the Master. When he adopted me from the orphanage, I was a little baby under the age of one, with no father, no mother, and no birth certificate. Legally, I am Master's adopted daughter and take his surname, but in fact I am not related to Master by blood. At the beginning, Master saw that I had a bell around my neck, and you see, this is the bell. ”

Nangong Douling showed him the ornament around his neck with his little finger, which was a round silver bell the size of a thumb, worn on a silver chain, and shook it gently, and the bell rang softly. "That's why Master put a bell in my name. ”

"What do you mean by the words?"

Nangong Douling pouted and said, "Damn old man, say that I have grown a pig pocket face since I was a child, and I think he is a pig pocket face." ”

She turned her head and said seriously: "Uncle Shi, let me ask you, you are so upright, Master said that you can't lie, you tell me honestly, is my face a pig pocket or not?"

Li Xuan looked at her again and again, "I'm not sure, I don't know what a pig's pocket face is." I think, you and the pig are quite far apart, after all, two different species, is it possible, Senior Brother Cassia is saying that your personality is very piggy?"

"You guy, can't you speak!Get out! I don't need your help!" Nangong Douling drove him away with a kitchen knife.

How could she have such an idiot uncle?

Six dishes and one soup are put on the table.

"Wow, it's so hearty, whose birthday?" Nangong Cassia sat down and looked at the dishes on the table, "Usually it's salted duck eggs and tofu." ”

"Uncle Shi's first day here, you have to cook a few more dishes, right? If you don't like it, don't eat it, go to the refrigerator and get salted duck eggs and tofu by yourself." Nangong Douling personally packed the food for Li Xuxuan.