Chapter 16: This kid is so good
When Guo Lao Wu brought the wine glass, the big guys were stupid, the cup he drank was not the kind of one-tael or two-tael wine glass, but the kind of glass for making tea, this cup could hold eight taels of wine.
This wine glass is enough to be scary, but this wine glass is just a wine measuring vessel, and it is matched with a large porcelain bowl, which is commonly known as the sea bowl, why do you need to use a cup and a sea bowl to drink wine?
Soon the big guy knew that this was the local custom, that is, the local wine culture, and after Guo Lao Wu introduced this wine culture, the big guy had already stretched out his tongue and was dumbfounded, because the big guy had never heard of this kind of wine culture.
How to measure wine, and what to use as a scale?
The locals have the local way, Guo Lao Wu took out a pack of Chinese cigarettes and put it next to the glass teacup, he poured the wine while introducing it to the big guy, this is the first time to measure the wine, and the height of the flat cigarette is to pour the wine.
The height of the wine in the glass reached the height of the cigarette, Guo Lao Wu stopped pouring the wine, and then poured the wine in the glass into the sea bowl next to him, and measured the wine a second time, this time turning the cigarette over on its side, pressing the height of the side turnover, Guo Lao Wu poured the second wine, poured the same height, and then poured the wine in the glass into the sea bowl.
The third time was to stand up the cigarette, and pour the wine to the height of the cigarette standing, and then pour the wine poured from the glass teacup into the sea bowl, and the third time the wine was poured into the sea bowl, and the sea bowl was almost full, as many as seven or eight taels of wine.
Guo Lao Wu held the full sea bowl in his hand, and he said two unfairs to the big guy, one is that our original rule here is that the master respects one time and two, that is, I, Guo Lao Wu, first respects the big guy's sea bowl wine, and you big guys have to pay tribute to me two sea bowls of wine.
The second unfairness is that it turned out that our host took turns to toast the big guys, and the method of wheel warfare was practiced, which I think is also very unfair.
Today, I Guo Lao Wu changed this rule, the first is not to respect one back to two, so that the master is too advantageous, we don't talk about respect and return, our first glass of wine together, even if our master has respected, you have returned, so that it can be regarded as fair treatment.
Second, we don't engage in wheel warfare, our host party toasts you at the same time, in fact, it is only the first bowl of wine, and we all drink it together, not so many clichés, and implement a new rule.
Guo Lao Wu finished talking about the wine rules, and the big guy's eyes were as big as a cow's eyes when he heard it, the local wine rules were really scary, especially the old rules were even more dumbfounded, so what is drinking, that is to sacrifice his life to accompany the master.
It was the new rules that Guo Lao Wu said, which also stunned the big guy for a long time, the sea bowl of wine in front of him, to say the least, there were as many as seven or eight taels, how many people could have this amount of wine, a bowl of wine would have to dry up a large piece, let alone continue.
As soon as the rules came out, there were less than eight taels of wine, and the people who shook half a catty of wine shrank their necks, and they didn't dare to drink this wine, so it was broadcast live as soon as they drank it.
Guo Lao Wu did his best first, drained the full bowl of wine, drank it in one go, and turned the sea bowl over without dripping a drop after drinking, which is really heroic and dry, and it is also like the Liangshan heroes in "Water Margin".
After Guo Lao Wu finished the bowl of wine, his four tall, short, fat and thin subordinates, as well as the two middle-aged women, poured all the wine poured in front of him into their stomachs almost at the same time, not ambiguous at all, and there was no wine left, their faces did not change their color and their hearts did not beat, and their aura was very powerful.
After the hosts finished saluting, it was the turn of the guests, Wang Yongqiang, the project manager of Tulou Town, was the first to stand up, put the bowl of wine in front of him in his hand, and said to Guo Lao Wu very politely: "Fifth brother, thank you very much for your hospitality today, and thank you even more for changing the rules of wine, otherwise, we will have to climb out after the first lap."
However, the old rules of the existence of zài that there is a reason to save zài, I Wang Yongqiang can't break that rule, you respect me one, then I Wang Yongqiang has to pay tribute to two, this is also a guest and a host, traditional culture can not be special because of me.
Today, I, Wang Yongqiang, took the lead first, and the people of the third team who could drink straightened my waist and drank them, and we couldn't force you to drink those who couldn't. ”
Wang Yongqiang's words were very brief, but every word was brilliant and arrogant.
After Wang Yongqiang finished speaking, he did two sea bowls in one go, he couldn't break the rule of respecting one and two, Wang Yongqiang's bold spirit immediately attracted the big guys to applaud, Guo Lao Wu praised him for giving him a thumbs up.
"Manager Wang, it's so bold, I like bold people. ”
Wang Yongqiang bore the brunt of the attack, and Yang Dequan, the captain of the third team, was not to be outdone, and picked up the big sea bowl in front of him: "Fifth brother, Manager Wang has taken a good lead, and I can't hold back." ”
Bang bang, Yang Dequan also drank two big sea bowls in one go, the sea bowl turned over and didn't drop a drop of wine, and there was nothing to say if it was clean.
Next, the chief engineer, engineering supervisor, safety supervisor, and test supervisor of the three teams all returned the two sea bowls one after another, and when the three of them drank the second bowl of wine, the sea bowl was not yet on the table, and the three of them all got under the table, unconscious.
It was the turn of the village material supervisor Gao Feng, Gao Feng stood up and bared his teeth at the big guy: "Hehe, fifth brother, Manager Wang, and Team Yang, this, this wine is too violent, we have sacrificed three colleagues, I, I wonder if I can drink it in a different way." ”
This kid swallowed and vomited for a long time, and before his words landed, a person rushed over, and couldn't help but pick up the bowl of wine in front of Gao Feng, tilt his neck and drink the sea bowl of wine, and then turned the sea bowl over and said to Gao Feng: "Gao Feng, you can't drink it, I drank this bowl for you first, and you should be able to drink that bowl!"
When the man put down the sea bowl, the people of the three teams all sighed to Gao Feng together: "Gao Feng, you are still not a man, no one Xiaobei can stand it, she has drunk a bowl for you, you are still grinding something, if you can't drink it, you will obediently climb under the table." ”
It turned out that that person turned out to be Gong Xiaobei, the big guy didn't expect this girl to have a good amount of wine, such a big bowl of wine, she was not afraid, but very arrogant, it was really a country that didn't let her eyebrows.
The people in the three teams all blamed Gao Feng, and even the two leaders, Wang Yongqiang and Yang Dequan, looked at him with their eyes, thinking that Comrade Gao Feng was too embarrassed, and he didn't even have the spirit of a girl, wouldn't it be a joke.
"Xiaobei, you're too fast, I haven't finished my words yet, and everyone, you first figure out the situation and then sigh at me, I mean I don't want to drink like this, I don't want to drink bowl by bowl, that's too boring. ”
"Go to the ball, Gao Feng, what do you mean, don't be too grinding, don't lose your own face, don't lose the face of our three teams, we can't lose the face of our three teams. ”
"That's it, Gao Feng, what do you mean, do you mean to be a shrinking turtle, if you want to be a turtle, you can climb to us now!"
Before Gao Feng finished speaking, the feelings of the three teams became a little excited, and they all pointed at his nose and said ugly words.
"Haha, brothers, my peak meaning has no other meaning, that is, the fifth brother respects me a bowl, and I want to return him a basin. ”
The big guy was passionate, and Gao Feng didn't get angry, but smiled.
"What, what, Gao Feng, you're kidding, you have to give a basin in return!"
Gao Feng's words made everyone stupid, this guy is really bragging about scalpers and not playing drafts, people salute a bowl and he wants to return a basin, who will believe this kind of cowhide blowing out!
Not only do the people of the three teams think that Gao Feng is bragging, but even Guo Lao Wu and they think that Gao Feng is running the train with his mouth, how is this possible, drinking beer in a basin is seen, and drinking liquor in a basin is really not seen, unless Gao Feng is not Gao Feng, but the hero Wu Song of Liangshan.
"Haha, what I said is true, I want to return a basin, bring a basin, believe it or not, anyway, I believe it. ”
Gao Feng was full of confidence, Guo Lao Wu also dissuaded him from making a child's temper, this is not drinking water, drinking too much will cause problems, everyone also persuaded him together, but they couldn't dispel Gao Feng's thoughts.
The person who poured the wine didn't dare to pour more, but poured three bowls of wine into the basin, and Gao Feng snatched the wine jar and poured the basin full, almost not overflowing.
Gao Feng picked up the full pot of wine with both hands, and said to everyone again: "Hehe, fifth brother, your wine is so fragrant, people have said that there is no such shop in this village, and it would be too wasteful to drink such a good wine." ”
After speaking, Gao Feng was mouth-to-mouth long flowing water, cooing and cooing, like a buffalo drinking water, and drank the full basin of wine into his stomach in one breath, and after drinking, Gao Feng turned the basin over and shook it twice in front of the big guy.
"Hehe, everyone, how is it, is it reluctant, is there not a drop left!"
"Okay, Gao Feng, you're amazing, you're really massive!"
"Okay, Gao Feng, you're too good, you're really a bacchus!"
Gao Feng's heroic expression immediately attracted everyone's cheers, as well as screams, and even the sound of hitting the bowl with chopsticks, and several brothers from the three teams rushed over to throw Gao Feng up and into the air.
Because Gao Feng's performance is so exciting, he is really brave and invincible, he is a hero, a hero of the three teams.
When several brothers from the third team rushed over, they didn't find the peak, and the peak was gone?
"Hmph, Gao Feng, where did this guy go, he was still standing here drinking just now, why did he disappear after a while, it's really elusive!"
"Senior brother, where are you, why can't I find you in a while?"
"Senior brother, where are you hiding?"
"Gao Feng, where are you?"
Gao Feng disappeared suddenly, and the people of the three teams were busy, including Guo Lao Wu's people, they all found Gao Feng, picked up the table and turned over the stool, and shouted everywhere.
"Ouch, this kid is so good, why are you sleeping here?"
In the end, it was Guo Lao Wu's old mother who found Gao Feng, and the big guy came around to see that there was a plane tree in front of Guo Lao Wu's toilet, and Comrade Gao Feng was sleeping like a big horse monkey holding the plane tree.