Chapter 706: Poor Dao Sells Furniture Part-time
Liuyun was also quite speechless, glanced at Qiqi and said, "Didn't he say it earlier? I haven't done it for a long time! You didn't mean me, right? It's useless for him to eat a big waist in this situation, I can be sure of this!"
This person also seems to have some unreliable genes in his bones, and at this time, he can still think of a big waist, and this brain hole is worthy of writing online articles. Zhang Dadao was very disdainful of this, and "hummed" and said: "Didn't you say it!
The code word industry is really similar to Zhang Dadao's flickering world, these two guys usually draw nutrients from traditional cultural works, Qiqi immediately said: "I know, it's good to be slapped by his father-in-law!"
"That's right, what is his father-in-law doing?" Zhang Dadao looked calm.
At this time, Zi Qiqi stopped talking, just looked at Liuyun, Liuyun hadn't read this book, and he didn't understand this paragraph and looked at Zhang Dadao suspiciously, the actor decisively interjected at this time: "I understand, Fan Jin's father-in-law also killed pigs!"
"What!" Liuyun suddenly became anxious, and waved his hand again and again: "No, no, no! I don't have a daughter, I gave birth to a son! And my son is still young! Eh, no, it's not good, it's not good! My son must be a pure straight man with deep cancer!"
Zhang Dadao is the one who has more contact with the mentally ill, and he immediately reacted and looked at this guy speechlessly, and said: "Oh, you actually dare to discriminate against comrades! But who said that you should be his father-in-law? Poor Dao is asking you to slap him! The murderous spirit of killing pigs is great. Use your murderous aura to instantly shake his three souls, and then slap him to make him feel pain, and the pain will unify the body and spirit!"
"Uh. That master doctor, we are looking for you for psychological treatment, not to be shocked!" Qiqi's face was speechless, and the murderous aura and the three souls and seven spirits all came out, this sound is not next to psychotherapy. Liuyun also looked at his hand and nodded, this situation made it a little inappropriate for him to do it.
Zhang Dadao was also stunned. He looked at them in surprise and said, "Eh, that's amazing! You two even know that you are surprised, and you know our industry very well!"
Liuyun nodded and said, "Yes." We used to write about the supernatural, and we had a lot of contact with it when we collected information. That's why I'm here with you, or I'll just go to the hospital!"
"Oh, so you also believe in feudal superstition, so what are you still worried about? Whether the black cat or the white cat catches the mouse, it is a good cat!" Zhang Dadao smiled. Make a gesture of please for Liuyun to do it.
"Hey! That's not how it works. You are careful that the water meter is checked! The famous words of the chief designer have been violated by you. Qiqi complained a little speechlessly.
Liuyun was entangled, looked at his big slap, and then looked at the editor who was still shouting to be the editor-in-chief, and said hesitantly: "Do you really want to fight?
"Look at your face! You can use as much strength as you can! It's really unassuming, you dare to kill a pig, what are you afraid of!" Zhang Dadao looked disdainful.
"Eh, Master Doctor, is there any other way?" Qiqi also felt that it was not appropriate, and Liuyun understood that he still exhaled with all his strength. If it's not good, you might just give someone a concussion.
Zhang Dadao nodded decisively and said, "Of course there is! That's the basics. Poor Dao suggested to you the cheapest method, and the other methods are expensive. Probably 12,000!"
"What?" the two of them jumped up at the same time, even if they were a little angry now, this ten thousand two was a little too much!
Zhang Dadao also said at this time: "Right? The decoration here in Poor Road also knows that it is a high-consumption place! I know that your relationship is not good enough to pay 12,000 after listening to what they said, so I suggest you to use a low-cost one! Although the probability of success is not particularly high, it is simple, convenient and easy to use!"
Liuyun gritted his teeth, discussed with Qiqi in a low voice, walked over to the editor of Qijie who was sitting down and muttering to himself, sighed and said, "Do you really want to fight?
Zhang Dadao walked to the side to give him guidance: "You must! The strength must be sufficient, otherwise the momentum cannot be unified, and you have to shout 'kill' when you fight." The point is to put the five fingers together, which is called the integration of the five elements, and you can't hit the temples and ears, if you make a mistake and beat someone to death, you can't be responsible, aim at your face!"
According to Zhang Dadao's instructions, this guy posed, but his hands were a little trembling. Although killing pigs is killing too many people, there are fewer fans! And this is not the kind of emotion that strikes in anger, it is completely forced to beat people! Even Liuyun feels a little nervous, as if sweat stains between the five fingers kept pouring out.
"Hit, hit him! Forty-five degrees downward, twist the waist and resist one blow!" Zhang Dadao kept chattering on the side.
"What's the noise!" Liuyun was already nervous, and was embarrassed by Zhang Dadao's chatter for a while, so he turned his head and shouted. Zhang Dadao was instantly quiet, and the others were also taken aback, at this time, Liuyun turned around and shouted "Kill!" followed by "snap", and the editor who was chattering instantly leaned down, and fell to the ground with a chair!
At this moment he was completely silent, and he fell to the ground on his side, and the upward half of his face was visibly swollen to the naked eye. The actor exhaled a long breath and sighed: "Good palm power!"
Liuyun's hands trembled, and his hands hurt so much that he couldn't do it anymore. Qiqi hurriedly went over and helped the editor on the ground up, and suddenly said, "Oh no, come and help, he fainted!"
Zhang Dadao was very calm, stretched out his foot and kicked the editor, nodded and said, "The effect is remarkable, okay, now let's discuss the issue of compensation." ”
"Eh?compensation?" Both codewords are stupid!
Zhang Dadao pointed to the chair next to him, the chair also fell when the person was hit just now, and the armrest of the chair broke directly. Zhang Dadao pointed to the broken armrest and said: "See! This is broken by you, this is a fine wenge wood chair, the master's craftsmanship, a set of 30,000 yuan! A chair costs 5,000 yuan, and if you break one of my sets, it will be destroyed, either you will pay 6,000 to make it cheaper, or you will pay 30,000 yuan and the other five chairs will also belong to you." ”
"What do we want chairs for, didn't you let you beat them?" Liuyun was furious.
"Hey, aren't you just selling furniture! This is just blackmail!" Qiqi also looked depressed. It seems that there is something wrong with their choice, originally looking for Zhang Dadao's store, which can be regarded as a little bit of emotion by the writer of the supernatural channel, but now I understand that I have also been trapped. (To be continued.) )
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