On the morning of April 7, Chen Yan sat on a Wuzhi-10 helicopter, holding a bottle of divine bottles to pour water into the Tarim Basin, and the sea water poured out of the mysterious bottle swallowed the desert, and the high-level heads of the major powers watched the process through satellite images transmitted by reconnaissance satellites, and at about 4 p.m. on April 7, the world's tenth largest desert disappeared and was replaced by The Ocean in the Bottle, which covers an area of 78,000 square kilometers.

Although Wikipedia has been blocked in many countries, the Internet is spreading, there are many free porters, and the content of Wikipedia The ocean in the bottle has quickly spread to all corners of the Internet around the world.

"Crazy Chinese Chinese. "At 4 o'clock in the zero morning, Chuan Dazui posted a twitter, Chuan Dazui's tweet governs the country, and he likes to tweet at 3 or 4 o'clock in the morning, or two times in the morning.

Some netizens found that Chuan Dazui posted another tweet at 8:30 in the morning, which was a complaint, "The earth is too heavy, one cubic meter of seawater is 1.025 tons, The ocean in the bottle is more than 100 trillion cubic meters of seawater, Chinese have added 100 * 1.025 trillion tons to the earth."

This will make the earth deviate from a fixed orbit, because the weight of the earth will become larger, the attraction of the sun to the earth will decrease, and it will bring unpredictable consequences to the earth, for example, the orbit of the earth around the sun will become larger, and the time to orbit the sun will become longer, the original solar year is 365 days and 5 hours, 48 minutes and 46 seconds, and now the time of a solar year may be 366 days, 367 days. Immediately some netizens commented under his Twitter.

"Mr. President, have you consulted the relevant experts on this tweet?

"The ocean in the bottle is more than 100 trillion cubic meters of seawater, Chinese adds 100 * 1.025 trillion tons of weight to the earth, which is correct, the earth behind will be offset from a fixed orbit,...... Now a solar year is 366 days, 367 days, this is your imagination, like the science fiction master Jules Verne, full of whimsy. "Strawberries.

"The weight of the earth is 5.965×10^24kg, 100*1.025 trillion tons compared to 5.965×10^24kg, this huge number is only one billionth, just like the comparison of a rock and a grain of dust, do you still think that the weight of 100*1.025 trillion tons will affect the earth's orbit around the sun?"

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Then, at half past 8, some netizens found that Chuan Dazu sent a tweet and spit out again, "The Chinese hide a huge danger in doing this, The ocean in the bottle has the Himalayas in the west, the Tianshan Mountains in the north, the West \1 Tibetan Plateau known as the roof of the world in the south, the east and west are Ha \ 1 Mi, Qing \ 1 sea, Gan \ 1 Su These areas are low, once The ocean in the bottle breaks a saliva in the east, ha\ 1 dense area, Gan \ 1 Su, Qing \ 1 sea to turn into a water country, more than 100 million people have been fed fish and shrimp,.....。 ”

As soon as the tweet came out, many netizens commented under his tweet.

"Mr. President, you tweeted at 4 o'clock in the morning, 8 o'clock in the morning, and 8:30 o'clock, don't you want to sleep?"

"After reading this tweet from the president, I was also more curious, and then, I opened the valley \1 song map, well, for our president's big mouth, I immediately burst into tears, the president has never seen The ocean in the bottle on the valley\1 song map, The ocean in the bottle terrain is like a bathtub, how to break, again, unlike the big river, the river, the river is rushing and turbulent, and the powerful kinetic energy carried by the river can break through the dam and flood the fertile land, the Ocean in the Bottle The water surface is calm, how can you break your mouth?"

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"The Chinese have created a sea in their northwest plateau, and in less than a day, this miracle can only be created by the power of God, and the mysterious bottle is an artifact left by God on earth. ”

"The Mystery Bottle is real, and it contains a vast ocean and 146 islands. ”

"I think humanity has touched God's forbidden zone, and for the first time, humanity has used the power that only gods can have. ”

"I'm going to China to see the sea of miracles with my own eyes. ”

"The ocean in the bottle contains tens of thousands, if not tens of thousands, of marine fish and marine creatures that are not found on earth. ”

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Chuan Dazui is still tweeting, probably he didn't read the comments of netizens under the three tweets he posted before, spit out the crazy Chinese to make a The ocean in the bottle in the Tarim Basin, and began to spit out the people who thought the bottle was fake before, but unfortunately Chen Yan did not tweet, otherwise, he would definitely @ Chen Yan," The mysterious bottle in Chen Yan's hand, I have always thought that this bottle is real, and the people who think that the bottle is fake, they are blind, and they can't see that there is an ocean and 146 islands in the bottle,......。

I don't think they can afford to buy a magnifying glass, and I gave them a good suggestion, everyone has a mobile phone, the phone has a camera function, turn on the phone camera, the lens is pointed at the bottle, and then, zoom in on the pixels, you can see the inside of the bottle,.....。

Because of the debate about whether the bottle is real or fake, I had a long and unfriendly 'interaction' with Bill Gai, Eric Grace, and Holder Hughes on the Internet, and yes, I spat them like crazy! ”

Below Twitter, comments from netizens.

"Mr. President didn't sleep all night, and he was really energetic. ”

"He is justified, and he becomes like a fighting, which is the character of 'our' president. ”

"Facts, time confirmed that the bottle was real, and then, Mr. President began to name and slap the face one by one, look at the people he named and slapped in the face, Bill Gai, Louisiana Governor Eric Grace, New York City Mayor Bill Bloomberg, Hughes Aircraft Company Holder Hughes,...... , a large list of names, I counted them, and there were 37 people who were named and slapped in the face by him. ”

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Chuan Dazui began to tweet his fifth tweet of the day.

Chuan Dazui has posted a maximum of 12 tweets in a day, and only 5 tweets today, which is still a small number.

He likes to complain, likes to scold, has a big mouth, has no mouth, and once tweeted that he suspected that Ohei had "serious mental health problems" and abused him as a "mentally ill person". Before the U.S. election, even his campaign was worried that his social media activities would affect his election, so he had to hand over his Twitter account and let team members help manage it, and that was the quietest time for his Twitter.

Now that he has a reason, he can complain like crazy.

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