The boss really wants to sing and the boss lady wants to cry, they both use antique mobile phones, and I want to see Cheng Kuian holding this kind of antique mobile phone in Hong Kong dramas back then, how many people are envious.

Today, the Hao couple is holding this antique mobile phone, except for a nostalgic feeling, the rest is that they feel too old-fashioned.

Electronic products are updated too quickly, and it has only been a few decades, and this kind of product has become an antique, which is really lamenting that the world is changing.

Miao Bu was holding two antique mobile phones of the Hao couple, and they were interrupted as soon as they dialed in, and the phone bill in this mobile phone was really only a dime as the Hao couple said.

The Hao couple wanted to get back two antique mobile phones, but Miao Buzheng said that he would not give anything.

"Two, you are boss-level characters, you use this old-fashioned product, that is not to ruin your identity, these two antiques are only used by this little brother. ”

The boss wanted to sing and didn't think about anything, but the boss wanted to cry and was already riding on Miao Buzheng's neck, pulling his hair and barking her teeth.

"The surname Miao, you really know how to make wishful thinking, these two antique mobile phones are for you to use, you think so beautifully, do you know how much these two antique mobile phones are worth now, they are worth a thousand gold, and they are very collectible. ”

Miao Bu is not returning the two antique mobile phones, the proprietress wants to cry so hard to pull off his black hair, don't look at this proprietress really wants to cry five big and three thick, weighing more than two hundred catties, but the agile speed of riding on Miao Buzheng's neck, that is unbeatable, agile like a female panda who knows kung fu.

The proprietress really wanted to cry and did what she said, and if Miao Bu didn't hurry up and beg for mercy, he would find that the entire skull was going to be lifted.

"Boss, let go quickly, this team leader will return your broken mobile phone!"

Miao Buzheng returned the two antique mobile phones of the Hao couple, and jumped down from Miao Buzheng's neck when she wanted to cry, and when she jumped down, she also carried more than a dozen hairs of Miao Buzheng, and Miao Buzheng howled in pain like a donkey being hit by a bison.

"Comrades, the Hao couple is so slippery, they only charge a dime in their mobile phones, and the team leader doubts how to charge this dime phone bill, this is really the world's biggest.

Comrades, the good couple is a big fool, they are also a big pair, you will definitely not be like them, you must not be able to recharge only a dime in your mobile phone. ”

Miao Bu was asking everyone like this, and the big guys all laughed and said: "Comrade Miao, that won't happen, whoever is full will only charge a dime for the phone bill, and if you charge a hundred yuan for the phone bill, and don't exhaust yourself to death, we will have to charge at least twenty yuan for the phone bill."

What's more, now China Mobile and China Unicom often engage in activities to charge phone bills and send oil, and we all charge two or three hundred yuan of phone bills at once. ”

Miao Buzheng answered: "Comrades, that's good, since you are all more generous than the Hao couple, then please lend your mobile phones to the team leader, the team leader uses your mobile phone to check these cards of the Hao family and his wife, I don't believe that it will be found out and find out their real family background." ”

Miao Buzheng said for a long time, just to borrow the big guy's mobile phone, the big guy was also very generous and handed over the mobile phone, Miao Buzheng just wanted to take the mobile phone handed over by the big guy, Comrade Gao Feng jumped over to block Miao Buzheng's hand.

"Come on, comrades, this is a little wrong, Team Leader Miao has his own mobile phone, why should he borrow the big guy's mobile phone, he also said that the good couple is picking the door, so he doesn't use his own mobile phone, but uses the big guy's mobile phone, isn't this a slam on the door?"

Gao Feng's words also made the big guy sober.

"That's right, listening to a handsome guy's words is better than reading a book for ten days, we will understand it, since your team leader Miao is so atmospheric, then why do you use our mobile phone to make calls?"

The big guys all asked Miao Buzheng, who showed his three teeth and smiled.

"Hehe, comrades, please listen to the team leader, why don't the team leader use his own mobile phone, it's because the team leader hasn't paid his salary for a long time, and this is coupled with the fact that my grandfather is going to have surgery, and I'm burning my eyebrows and lack of money, so I will save the phone bill." I only charged 20 yuan two days ago, and my mobile phone is just waiting to be used for urgent calls, such as my grandfather's phone call to the doctor when he had surgery. ”

"Oh, that's the case, that's to save money, then we still provide a mobile phone for you to use, you can call with confidence, isn't it just a little phone bill, what a big deal this is. ”

Miao Buzheng said that the big guy was moved in a few words, and the big guy handed the mobile phone to Miao Buzheng again, and Comrade Gao Feng stopped him again.

"Comrades, don't be so gullible, is there only twenty yuan left in Team Leader Miao's mobile phone, will he lie in order to cheat the big guy's phone bill, should we check the phone bill of his mobile phone?"

"Check it, Brother Gao, the team leader is the Jiangnan shallot mixed with tofu clearly, if you can find out the twenty-one yuan bill, the big guy can let the team leader do anything." ”

Gao Feng asked to check the phone bill in Miao Buzheng's mobile phone, Miao Buzheng didn't feel embarrassed at all, he took the initiative to take out his mobile phone and let Gao Feng inquire. Gao Feng really inquired about the phone bill in Miao Buzheng's mobile phone, but it turned out that it was only 20 yuan, not more than a penny, not too much, Gao Feng returned the mobile phone to Comrade Miao Buzheng.

"Brother Miao, brother, I wronged you, your phone bill really didn't exceed twenty yuan, the big guy also heard it clearly just now, Team Leader Miao really didn't lie to us, then please let the big guy lend your mobile phone to Team Leader Miao with confidence."

However, Team Leader Miao, when the big guy borrows your mobile phone, can I mention a Jianyì, I will also check the big guy's mobile phone bill, and then keep a unified account, you will clearly understand how much other people's phone bills you use, and you can pay it back to others when you have money in the future, or if you don't have money to pay back people, you also feel that you owe people favors, and you will also look at it. ”

Gao Feng asked Comrade Miao Buzheng like this, and Miao Buzheng nodded and agreed: "Brother Gao, what you said is too right, this is very good, this is very good, then check it out, lest the leader of this group will not be able to turn a blind eye." ”

Miao Buzheng is very simple, the big guy is still unhappy, he thinks that this handsome guy is just painting a snake to add more to this move, but this handsome guy is like a stinky leech, biting people's thighs without sucking up blood will not die, and the big guy can only let him check the phone bill, and also tell him to write down the account.

The big guy put the mobile phone on the table and set up a large row, just like opening a mobile phone store, there are all brands, and Miao Buzheng also unceremoniously took the phone one by one, and inquired about the mountains of cards of the Hao couple one by one.

I maxed out the phone bills of seven mobile phones in a row and checked one hundred and fifty cards, but there was really not a penny in these cards, they were all a bunch of empty cards.

Miao Bu was checking the money in the card, and he was also asking the proprietress how much she wanted to cry.

"Boss, this team leader has a question in my heart that I want to ask you?"

The proprietress wanted to cry and replied: "Well, for the sake of you being a shameless guy, then you can ask any questions you have, and the proprietress will answer them one by one." ”

Miao Buzheng said: "Boss, the team leader likes your cheerful personality, the team leader just wants to ask, you and the boss and your lover are in the same room in the hotel, what have you done?"

Miao Bu was asking this question, and the big guys all laughed out loud.

"Haha, Team Leader Miao, do you still need to ask, the couple are netizens, they are in the same room, they must be doing a bad thing, to put it bluntly, it is a gathering of people, so what good things can be done." ”

Some people also added: "Team Leader Miao, in today's society with developed communications, there are few people who don't go to netizens, we and others will have this experience, including Team Leader Miao, you yourself also have this experience." ”

Miao Buzheng also nodded: "Yes, what everyone said is right, the team leader also has such an experience, and he also shook WeChat when he was bored, and he also found a stranger on QQ, and he also made an appointment to meet someone."

However, I have never encountered such a situation as the boss lady and his wife. Therefore, the leader of this group was very surprised, and I wondered if the couple would be so open, and the four of them would gather together to make a mess?"

The proprietress looked very relaxed when she wanted to cry, and the big guy said that the couple was in a mess, and she didn't want to refute it, but she still looked at the big guy with a smile.

"Haha, comrades, you all guessed wrong, you are also living the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, our husband and wife did not do anything as you imagined!"

As soon as the proprietress wanted to cry, the big guy was cut off.

"Cut, boss, we spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, you are still a gentleman, you are all gentlemen, then there will be no villains in this world, then they are all gentlemen."

You don't want to spend an extra room for money, and the four of you will still be idle and don't do that kind of thing, so you still go to the hotel to do the ball. ”

The proprietress wanted to cry and said, "Comrades, don't get excited, you listen to the proprietress first." There is nothing wrong with us slamming the door, and in order to save money in one room, four people are in the same room.

However, you guys have guessed us wrong, we didn't do anything messy, and you probably won't guess what we've done.

Sue sù big guy, in fact, we are four people in a room to beat eggs, don't you know, now the whole country is popular to beat eggs.

Comrades, this boss lady also tells you that our husband and wife have also found an important way to make money from this beating egg, and we can earn back the maintenance fee.

The four of us, divided into two couples, we became a couple, the two lovers became a family, we not only won back the alimony, but also won two little lovers who even lost their panties, and they left the hotel bare-assed.

Comrades, since that experience, we husbands and wives have come to the same understanding that we must go crazy on dates with lovers, and then go crazy to beat eggs, crazy to win back the maintenance, and win from these lovers for living expenses, and other expenses such as beauty.

Comrades, our husband and wife are crazy to win money in order to study the technique of beating eggs and pumping thousands of people, so how can we have time to engage in silver mess!"

"Ah, boss, you really have you, you are really beating eggs, and there are such good things, then we will go back to discuss with my husband, we husband and wife are also crazy about dating lovers, and we also go to the hotel to beat eggs to win our living expenses, including other expenses!"

After listening to the boss lady's crying, the big guys are all energetic, and they also think that this is a good way to make a fortune, they want to unite their husbands to date lovers crazily, and then go on the road to get rich through guò beating eggs.