Chapter 127: Tricking a Daughter-in-law
In the end, Girls' Generation still failed to get the luxury nanny car of Kim Jong Kwon as she wished. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Kim Jong-kwon's practice of 'deceiving a daughter-in-law' also failed.
The atmosphere at that time was very strange, and no one expected that the 'thing' that Kim Jong Kwon wanted to change was actually them. Although it was just a joke, no one was embarrassed to say it at the time. Kim Jong-kwan was a little embarrassed for a while.
He didn't expect that the usually crazy and noisy Girls' Generation would suddenly be so quiet.
"They can't be serious, right?" Kim Jong-kwan was startled by the sudden idea that popped into his head, and quickly shook his head and threw the crazy idea out of his mind.
However, the eyes began to look at everyone meaningfully.
"If you really have to choose one, who should you choose?" Kim Jong Kwon began to entertain himself.
"Taeyeon, it seems to be good, the relationship is the best, and the singing is so good. But the child's little face, obviously so young, will they be treated as a strange uncle when they go out together..."Kim Jong Kwon also suddenly remembered Taeyeon's 'sneak attack' on him at that time, well, in the name of gratitude.
"Sika, it's a little cold, and the reflex arc is not in the same dimension as the others. But my legs are so slippery..."Kim Jong Kwon coldly remembered the touch he accidentally touched at the beginning. But I can't wait to slap myself right away, reminisce about what's bad, and recall such a trivial thing. If you let others know, you won't think of yourself as a pervert!
"Pani, it's a little cute, but it's a sweet smile, and the most important thing is that it looks like it's a good deception. "Day! Kim Jong-kwon felt as if he was crazy! Why do you always think of these strange things! Quickly recited in his heart three times, 'I'm not a strange uncle.'"
"Yun'er, pretty is very beautiful, but this black-bellied attribute is a bit unbearable. Now this kind of embarrassment depends on her 90 percent! I don't have anything to mention to change the car, really!" Kim Jong Kwon began to break his thoughts in his heart again, and kept complaining about Yun'a.
“sunny?...”
"Yori ?..."
"Hyoyuan ?..."
"Suyoung ?..."
"?... Xiaoxian"
Forehead... Xiaoxian is not yet an adult. I really don't blame my uncle!!
The silent space allowed Kim Jong Kwon to have time, and he really counted it up. Of course, in the end, no result came out.
Fortunately, Yun'er, the most eccentric, couldn't stand this atmosphere anymore and took the initiative to break the siege.
"oppa~ just give Xiaoxian to you as a wife. Yoona pulled Hayun out from behind Taeyeon at once.
"Ernie~~" The little guy was so ashamed that he didn't know where to hide his face, so he could only coquettish Yun'er and ask her not to play tricks on herself.
After the silence was broken, the others didn't know what kind of psychology they had, and they all coaxed and said that they would exchange Xiaoxian for Kim Jong Kwon.
Xiao Xian looked at these unscrupulous Ernnies without tears, and kept instilling in her the idea of 'sacrificing her one to make everyone happy', and kept talking about the benefits of Kim Jong Kwon. Kim Jong-kwon, who listened, blushed himself.
In the end, Xiaoxian covered her head with her clothes and became an ostrich, and no matter what the others said, she was not ready to come out. "Really, how can Ernie be like this, people are not yet adults, how can they be other people's wives~ But Zhong Quan oppa people are really good, and they have helped us so much..."
At this time, Yun'er and several unscrupulous Ernnies were also dumbfounded.
Taeyeon saw Kim Jong-kwon's appearance as if he was watching a play, and he couldn't stop having fun, so he didn't know why he was a little angry. With a roll of his eyes, he thought of a trick.
"oppa~ Well, how about changing all of us to OPPA for 9 of us~" Taeyeon suddenly put on a seductive pose, and then gave such a heart-warming proposal.
Yoona and the others saw Taeyeon's eyes when she turned her head. They all understood what Taeyeon meant, and at the same time began to look in their own concave shapes. The appearance of the flowers and branches made Kim Jong Kwon dumbfounded.
It is undeniable that Kim Jong Kwon was thrilled for a moment after hearing it. But then there was a wry smile, which was obviously just teasing him. In the end, you have to put him together, how strong is your sense of victory and defeat......
Now, now that they have seen through their plan. Naturally, he would not be tempted by them, even Kim Jong Kwon swallowed his saliva silently. He is also a man, and a normal man, Taeyeon and the others put away their convulsive side and began to show their charm to him, even Kim Jong Kwon lost his mind for a moment.
However, now, since they have issued a war letter, then Kim Jong Kwon will naturally have to fight.
So Kim Jong Kwon turned on the acting mode, pretending to be 'lustful', and then learned the classic lines of the bad guys in the movie and said, "Hey, hey, little beauties, you're all mine!" and pounced on them all of a sudden.
Taeyeon and the others couldn't maintain their sexy looks anymore, and they were suddenly frightened. Even if they can see that Kim Jong Kwon is pretending, but with a height of more than 1.8 meters and a body of tendon meat that he has practiced, a big man like Kim Jong Kwon will instinctively be afraid of a woman.
"Hahaha! Hah..."Kim Jong-kwon looked at them and couldn't stand up with a straight smile. How could Kim Jong Kwon really pounce on them, just to scare them, but it turned out to be really rewarding, squeezed into a ball one by one, and Yu Li got up in fright and hit the roof of the car, rubbing his head with tears in his eyes at this time.
Taeyeon and the others were also killed by Kim Jong Kwon because they were too sudden and defenseless. Now he is gritting his teeth and staring at Kim Jong Kwon viciously, as if he is going to pounce on him at any moment and bite him yes.
"Hey, but you started first, and you still want to tempt me. It's too tender, let's grow up in a few more years, girl!" Kim Jong Kwon shook his head and said earnestly. As the winner, he naturally wants to sigh, and Kim Jong Kwon who is with his friends is like this... Immature!
This time, Kim Jong Kwon finally poked the hornet's nest and became the last straw that broke the camel's back. Taeyeon and the others couldn't stand Kim Jong-kwon's ridicule anymore, and under Taeyeon's leadership, they all pounced directly on Kim Jong-kwon.
Strangulation of the neck, tickling of the tickle, biting of the ear......
Kim Jong-kwon's limbs were all grabbed, and then he was bitten by the crazy girls and didn't let go.
"Hey... Lin Yun'er, if you bite my ear again, you will die!"
"Taeyeon, Taeyeon, I have something to say, I'm going to film tomorrow. I can't bite my face, I still have to rely on my face to eat, otherwise I will take a pickle girl in the future. Ahh
Originally, Taeyeon was still a little hesitant, but as soon as Kim Jong-kwan talked about the back, Taeyeon went up and took a bite, but fortunately, Taeyeon has not completely lost his mind and is not ruthless, otherwise... Hehe!
"Who? who's taking off my shoes... Yoli, I was wrong, ha... Ha ha... Haha, I was wrong, don't scratch it, no, let go of me, I'm going to die laughing.. Haha.."
Even Xiao Xian, who had been pretending to be an ostrich, joined the battle group, constantly scratching Kim Jong Kwon's itchy flesh, and his excited little face was red.
I believe that Kim Jong Kwon must regret it very much now, not because he regretted provoking these crazy girls, but because he regretted buying such a large car! The huge space in the car gave these crazy girls a full chance to convuls.
The two agents in the front turned a deaf ear to the 'purgatory on earth' in the back. After glancing at each other, there was a bit of sympathy for each other. It seems that everyone knows that the artists they bring are usually not very reliable, but it is the first time that they can make such a lot of fun in the car.
How much Kim Jong Kwon values his friends, the agent uncle feels that he has the right to speak, so let them make trouble, he doesn't want to touch this mold.
So poor Kim Jong Kwon was ignored like this, and it wasn't until he opened the booked hotel that Kim Jong Kwon escaped from the clutches with a body of embarrassment.
Kim Jong Kwon, who walked into the store, also received other people's gaze from time to time.
Even when ordering, the waiter almost couldn't hold back his laughter several times. The main thing is that the image of Kim Jong Kwon is too strange now, and his hair is messy, as if he has been robbed. On the right cheek, a clear tooth mark is even more eye-catching, and Kim Jong Kwon keeps rubbing his red ears.
It's really curious what he went through.
"Could it be that he was really robbed? and robbed ......" Some waiters with rotten girl attributes have begun to construct scenes in their minds that make people blush and heartbeat...
"That's... I say... Hello???" Kim Jong Kwon looked at the waiter strangely, she had been staring at herself since she first came in, well, she really didn't look good now. But why are you blushing now? Don't you speak. That's very infiltrating!
The waiter, who was suddenly interrupted, also noticed that he was distracted, but the eyes that looked at Kim Jong Kwon also had other meanings, and the cold Kim Jong Kwon almost threw the spoon in her face! At the same time, Kim Jong Kwon decided not to come to this shop in the future, the waiter was too strange!
After ordering something, Girlhood has long since lost the madness just now, and now she is beginning to observe Kim Jong-kwon's expression with anxiety. At that time, I was a little dizzy, a little excessive. "But whoever made him so bad, a big man didn't know how to let them go. Girlhood thought to herself at the same time.
Fortunately, Kim Jong Kwon is indeed not such a stingy person, and he didn't take it to heart. Seeing Kim Jong-kwon's indifference, Taeyeon and the others breathed a sigh of relief and remembered today's business. began to tell with high spirits that they had won the 'nine consecutive championships', and then also popularized science to Kim Jong Kwon, how remarkable this achievement was.
Then I officially thanked Kim Jong Kwon again. Kim Jong-kwon smiled and took it all. Sometimes you don't need to be humble, and accepting gratitude from others may allow the person who is being helped to let go of the baggage in their hearts.
Kim Jong Kwon naturally knows what kind of feat the 'Nine Consecutive Championships' is, and it may be difficult for anyone to surpass it for many years to come. I am also happy for them, so this thank-you banquet is also very successful, but I haven't drunk it to the fullest, and I have something to do tomorrow, so I can't drink more. (To be continued.) )