Chapter 1 It's all about being fed

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Pascal once said that man is a thinking reed.

Although Yan Xu liked this sentence, he didn't want to become a reed, let alone become a similar state - a forum with thoughts.

In the past few days, Yan Xu has learned all the information he wants to know through databases and search engine searches, which is a parallel world similar to the earth. It's just that he doesn't exist in reality, but in the network of this world.

Yan Xu has always sighed that it would be good if he crossed over to become a person, he could copy novels, songs, scripts, make movies, and create super IPs, and he could also build himself into a superstar and achieve his dream of stardom.

You can also reproduce all the business models that do not exist in this world, integrate them into a group, and go to the pinnacle of life from then on.

However, all this was shattered when he became such a form.

It's a waste of the independent network disk of the database, because of the countless data carried by the traversal!

His dream of being the richest man is gone.

His dream of stardom is gone.

He wanted to cry.

It's just that he can't change reality.

He seems to have become a digital being, but he is trapped in the forum and cannot go anywhere but here.

This forum is very similar to the classic discuz!forum in the previous life, the template of the water world, the logo picture also has the word "entertainment" like a hibiscus out of the water, and there is no difference between other forums in essence, they are all distribution centers for everyone to chat.

But it's shabby.

There are only a few thousand registered users, and only one or two hundred users are constantly online, and the number of real active users is even smaller.

It is estimated that many people were registered "friendly" at that time.

There aren't a few sections yet.

The way he looks now, it's like traveling to a mansion that covers an area of several thousand square meters, because the configuration of this forum is too high.

But now, no matter how high the forum configuration is, no matter how large the space, no matter how large the server bandwidth is, it is useless.

Not needed.

The forum is too famous, and there is no traffic at all.

If a community doesn't have any traffic, it's not far from closing.

Yan Xu thought that he didn't need to eat, just had electricity and internet, but it turned out that his idea was wrong.

Now the traffic of the forum is his food!

For a few days, this half-dead forum didn't provide him with anything, at least there was no soup and water, but there was not even water.

The various information he checked had already consumed a lot of energy, and he might not be able to sustain his life if he continued to consume it like this!

He was hungry and thirsty, hungry and cold......

He was so hungry that he couldn't go on like this.

Because even thinking about it consumes.

No matter, let's do things by yourself first, and then solve the problem of food and clothing first!

At present, in addition to the known management accounts, there are also three vest numbers: "Confidant", "The Mountain Does Not Turn and the Water Turns", and "Go West with the Wind".

Although I don't know why the registration vest is restricted, it doesn't matter, three numbers are enough.

It's not easy for traffic.

Post!

Post!

Post first!

[Theme]: Goodbye, this reluctant life.

[Section]: Soul Tea House;

[Poster]: Go west with the wind.

"I never thought that I would end my life in this way, and my heart, which had nowhere to be placed in reality, finally chose to be released here.

In the real world, my parents had long since left me aside, not seen each other for years, not spoken on the phone for years, and not remembering their faces for more than a decade.

Being bullied and abused at school has long been taken for granted.

But I know that I can't mix, and even if my grades are not good, I still study hard.

Life is already so miserable, I can't live without dreams.

I still believe in hope, and I believe that the sun is shining in my heart.

I like to read books, and in my rare time, wander in the ocean of literature, although I am often kicked out by the shopkeeper.

I hope to be a writer or a poet in the future, and my life experience tells me that poetry may be my only solace in the future.

I have always believed in life and in hope.

That day, I picked up a mobile phone, which made me more hopeful for the future.

This is a small pink mobile phone, I think the owner must be very anxious, but there is no power in the phone, so I went to charge it first, hoping to contact the owner and return it to him.

It's turned on.,There's a bunch of missed calls in the communication record.,A few days ago.,I guess the owner must have been in a hurry.,I called back.。

And then it got through. ”

This is the end of the contents of the first floor.

Yan Xu didn't say half of his words for the sake of attracting people, and left suspense, but it was really a post that consumed his energy, and his hunger was even stronger!

Say it slowly.

Of course, the effect of using prop cards is still obvious, and the theme of red highlighting immediately attracts a lot of people.

What could be a more gimmick than suicide!

What makes him speechless is that the active forum can at most make him loosen his muscles and bones, but it can't solve his food and clothing problems.

Fortunately, this wave of replies made him feel a trace of warmth, as if he had taken a sip of warm water.

Sure enough, it worked.

You are my big brother: "What's the matter, big brother, Xiao Huangwen is well written." ”

Hawker: "Selling melon seed drinks and mineral water, let the people in the front row let go." ”

The demeanor of a large household: "The visual inspection of the landlord's routine is deep, and the sister paper is a passerby from then on." There's also a big funny look in the back.





However, I still want to hope that the old iron can spread out and attract more traffic, so that there can be soup to drink.

Yan Xu continued to post with the vest of "Go West with the Wind", in the form of replying to the post, a mouthful of water is not enough, let's do it again.

"The person who answered the phone was a girl with a nice voice, I had never heard such a pleasant voice, and I was actually ready to be scolded, after all, I had heard such stories many times.

Many people lost their mobile phones, and the first time they got through the phone was to scold, forcing many people who originally wanted to return it to change their attention and throw their mobile phones directly into the stinky ditch.

But I'm used to being scolded, and it doesn't matter if she scolds me. But I was pleasantly surprised by her performance, and my first impression of her was very good.

I rarely talk to girls, and I don't know what to say, I just want to give her my phone back, I want to make an appointment with a time and place, and then I meet like a hurried passerby, and then I never see each other again.

I just didn't expect her to say she was out of town. ”

It's another short paragraph, which continues to hang everyone's appetite.

In fact, Yan Xu just wanted to take a break.

Shanhaiyou: "This is in the field, other girls are not afraid of fraud! What if you are kidnapped, young man, the ability of the sister is not good, read more of the old brother's post, learn from the experience." ”

Wuzhishan: "Upstairs is right, at first glance, it is the old driver, and the landlord hurries to get in the car first." ”

Big fat meat: "Give the young man a thumbs up, don't be trapped by love, the Buddha said, after letting go of love, you can become a Buddha by shaving." It's time for you to cut your hair and shave your head. ”

Of course, in addition to these, there is also the words of the other side.

There is only one truth: "Let her give a collection address, and the courier will not be paid, the landlord has ulterior motives." ”

Niu Bi sang: "Little brat, don't be grandiose, your grandmother called you home for dinner!"

Good parents: "If you are my child, such a precocious love, hit you." ”

Guard: "Are you sure the phone is not stolen? You don't want to expose the privacy of the phone, call the police." ”





Yan Xu looked at the comments and "shook his head", you don't understand, the more bugs there are, the more attractive they are.

Let's start magnifying the moves!

My brother wants soup.

On the next floor at the end of this paragraph, Yan Xu posted a picture, showing the blocked doors and windows, charcoal and iron basins.

Who makes the content in the network disk so rich, even this kind of picture is there!!

And then the next reply exploded all of a sudden.,This Nima doesn't seem to be a summary of the lovelorn of a literary teenager.,This may be a live broadcast suicide!

Yan Xu looked at the reply and smiled without saying a word, hiding his merit and fame.

Of course, most people are skeptical, these days, the words on the Internet are the most untrustworthy, true and false, false and true. In order to increase exposure, the news media is thick-skinned, and always reports untruths first, and then restores reality.

Who knows if this one called "going west with the wind" is consuming everyone's feelings.

The construction site is waiting for you: "Life is precious, love is more valuable." If it is free, both can be thrown. Lao Tie, marriage is not a palace, it is hell, a handful of bitter tears. ”

Uncle likes carts: "It seems that upstairs has a deep understanding, if there is anything unhappy to say it to make us happy." ”

Gutter oil: "Ah, chili oil! ”

Yan Xu didn't care about these messy intakes, and continued to reply with the ID of going west with the wind, for the sake of traffic, for the sake of food and clothing, he didn't want to do his temperance.

She said that the mobile phone was lent to me first, and she could usually contact me by text message. Once, twice, three times...... That's how we talked. ”

Under this paragraph, Yan Xu posted another photo of a bottle of sleeping pills, fortunately, there is the same model in this world.

Do you buy something pro: "I envy people who have multiple mobile phones and multiple mobile phone numbers, and they can chat with themselves." "This is to save traffic and not look at pictures.

Okay baby: "@æłąç‚č, @苄灔, someone in your section has committed suicide, come out and take care of it." ”

Roll the calf: "I really want to die, how can I be so inked!"

Texted and didn't reply: "It's just, it's really boring, if you want to die, it's OK to find a grove and hang yourself, do you need such fanfare, or just jump off the building, and you can still experience the feeling of flying before you die." ”

Nice advertisement: "Supplement upstairs, find a place where no one is around, or it won't be good to kill passers-by." ”

Enter the palace I: "A slut is hypocrisy." ”

Single dog: "The landlord is witty again." ”

Although the number of replies has increased, all Yan Xu sees are these non-nutritious replies, are the netizens in this world so friendly?

Well, it seems that you still have to do it yourself, your ability to bring rhythm is weak.

I hope that below, you will forward it again and attract some traffic.

My brother wants to eat meat!

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